Posts by Bernie
54 posts • joined Monday 4th June 2007 10:34 GMT
Re: Mythomaniac
Yeah, you're right. I was skimming through the article too fast.
Mythomaniac
It's only a matter of time before Hollywood will buy this mythomaniac's story.
Still waiting
For that wireless S3 charger. They better hurry up!
Wimmin's day?
Wasn't that yesterday??
Posted in Twenty classic arcade games
Moon Patrol?
What about Moon Patrol? That was a very good time waster and money waster.
What the fuck!
It is normal for Ramsey to swear. If he doesn't he's not watch worthy.
Posted in Apple brands UK tabloid 'obscene'
Missing the old days
When Samantha Fox ruled the 3rd page.
Wristwatch?
I want one on my wrist. And that ASAP.
Posted in Online casino pays off US investigation
What is corruption?
Pay off an official and you're doing corruption. Pay off the government and you can continue as you wish.
Posted in Swedes mash Japanese pop pineapple
No doubt he has recorded Suddenly, Sibylla and Ramlosa
http://www.geocities.jp/kajikaji58/discography.htm
No kiddin'. Check out his discography.
Ain't gonna get me
I got google and doubleclick cookies disabled and surf with anon proxies. They ain't gonna get me!
Weird Australia
LOL. 2girls1cup.com was included on the aussie censorship list on march 17th.
Sell it to the Empire
I think it will fit well in a Death Star.
He is an iTwat
Here's what Urban Dictionary got to say:
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iTwat
2 up, 1 downlove ithate it
A person that is totally in love with their iPhone/iPod.
Generally an iTwat is unaware of the gimmicky kitschiness of their beloved device.
You will see the iTwat lovingly caress their overhyped consumer appendage with their spirit fingers with a look of unwarranted pretention on their face that can only be obtained by the delusion that they now have an elevated social standing that can only manifest itself by lovingly caressing their overhyped consumer appendage with their spirit fingers and having a look of unwarranted pretention on their face.
Put your phone down Jay, stop being an iTwat.
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Suicided
He was probably suicided by the US government.
Posted in Paris Hilton - the compromised candidate
Lookin good!
As the inventor of the Where's The Paris Hilton Angle, I must say she looks good in that swimsuit.
Privacy in the sky!
I need an apartment in the sky, like the Deckard's apartment where I can get some privacy.
Wait, the Skycars are coming! Now I need to install tinfoil drapes in the windows...
Posted in Ex-Googlers reinvent web search
No porn on for my website
Even though Cuil put a VERY unrelated picture next to my website, I'm happy it's not a porn image. I feel sorry for those website owners who experienced this.
Was running ADs on Adwords in 2005 to make extra money
But when they changed the rules and made it a lot more expensive to buy words, I stopped using it. I made myself a affiliate website which cost me 3.5 dollars a month to run and makes between 50 - 200 dollars in profit each month.
The Inquirer?
Isn't that just a copy of The Register? Or owned by previous owners of The Register? Or something like that. Whatever.
Posted in Doctor Who fans told to lay off Hamlet
Trekkie fans should call themselves lucky
Patrick Stewart sounds like he is reading Hamlet monologues all the time on Star Trek.
Paparazzis will love this
It's perfect for stalkers and paparazzis. Expect exciting pictures of celebrities having sex filmed through the windows on the 30th floor of high rises.
It's not the only thing called Ubuntu
Recently I bought Ubuntu Cola. Costs double of what a normal Pepsi or Coke can normally do, but some percentages of the sale supposedly goes to the needy ones in Africa. Didn't taste bad either.
And yes, I got Ubuntu as well as XP installed on my machine.
Jesux own phone
I'm sure if Jesus had a 3G phone durings his days on earth it would have been an iPhone.
Posted in Mars whacked by object bigger than Pluto
Space 1999
I still remember that planet collision on the TV show Space 1999. Was exciting as hell! But then I was at the age of 10.
Posted in Mars whacked by object bigger than Pluto
Good thing
Good thing I wasn't on that planet 3.9 billion years ago then!
Posted in AMD readies rival for Intel's Atom
'Bobcat' Goldthwait
Does it scream like 'Bobcat' Goldthwait if I try to overclock it too much?
PRON
Probably just downloaded pron on that machine anyway
Amygdala?
Isn't that the princess in Star Wars Episode 1?
Posted in Wicker Man sequel goes up in smoke
Good thing we got the original movie then
So at least we know the plot.
Posted in Dead wife contacts Lancs man via SMS
Surely...
They can see which number she is texting him from?
And how does she pay her phone bill from the other side?
Was thinking of upgrading my mainboard integrated soundcard
with a Creative Soundblaster card.
But not any more.
Posted in Angry investor offers to buy Transmeta
Alien technology?
So the alien tech didn't work out so well after all?
Posted in Brits declare Paris most pointless celeb
Why Vegas
Why Johnny Vegas? He's funny, in a beer belly kind of a way.
Posted in Google builds very own Ethernet switches
Cool Alien Tech
It's probably alien technology just like Transmeta's.
Posted in Prince and fan sites could unite
BT3A
What a wimpy website. At least a satirical website should know using pictures for satirical use is exempt from copyright.
He should be tortured...
And the video of the torture should be available on Youtube.
Posted in Boffins dredge up oldest living animal
But...
How will it taste after 405 years of growth?
Posted in Amazon punts anal beads to UK kiddies
- A nice gift to your moter!
"- A nice gift to your mother! She'll just love it!". That's what the text should read.
Funny posts
"200 years ago this man would have been 'Hung Drawn and Quartered' for messing with data on a Windows 1806 server."
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Too bad we can't give points for posts, like on Slashdot. This one's good.
Which should be blocked?
Which ad networks are used for this purpose? I want to put their IP address in my hostfile under 127.0.0.1 and get their domain address blocked in Zone Alarm.
Posted in Music industry cripples eDonkey network
KAD works fine
The KAD network seems to work fine. Fewer files than on E2DK at the moment but that will improve as more and more users will connect to KAD.
Posted in Turkey stuffs YouTube (again)
Turkey future EU member? No way...
Turkey won't have a chance in hell becoming a EU member with this continuing anti democratic attitude against people using free speech.
Cat picture instead
I think I'll change my picture to a cat and change the name to a nick name.
Cat Ballou should go well.
Posted in Genghis Khan didn't much like gays
Not only in Mongolia
Homosexuality is also forbidden on my computer, except for lipstick lesbian images and video's
String and wires
If you can't fly without a wire attached I'm not interested.
Posted in Offender tagging beaten by skyscrapers
Explosives
The government needs to put explosives in the lock mechanism of the ankle tags so that the offenders won't be tempted into removing them.
Posted in Manhunt 2 shut out by Sony and Nintendo
PC version coming?
Hope Rockstar will decide to release a version for the PC to compensate for not being able to sell the Playstation and Nintendo versions.
Posted in NZ couple fight to name kid '4Real'
Parents not forgiven
Don't think I ever would forgive my parents if they had given me that name.
