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Another day, another Firefox: Version 31 is upon us ALREADY

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It's useless

without the Classic Theme Restorer. I hate the new UI.

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Russia: There is a SPACECRAFT full of LIZARDS in orbit above Earth and WE control it

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Icke

I'm sure David Icke feel safer right now.

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Twitch rich as Google flicks $1bn hitch switch, claims snitch

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This will probably be the end of those

late night booze filled streams which happens a lot, since they're not "family friendly".

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Native Americans KILLED AND ATE DUMBO, say archaeologists

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Americans will do anything

to get their beef and hamburger. That's the way it has been, is and always will be.

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Mobile, cloud, social? Data? Nadella strings sexy words together

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I'd rather prefer watching Balmer

running around on a stage in delirium, than read 3300 words of propaganda.

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NASA: ALIENS and NEW EARTHS will be ours inside 20 years

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Re: Just waiting for EELT

The EELT will be able to collect 13 times more light than the best available telescopes today.

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Just waiting for EELT

- European Extremely Large Telescope. Will be finished in 2020-2021. Close ups of exo planets will be possible.

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Delaware pair nabbed for getting saucy atop Mexican eatery

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They should have been left alone

They should have been left alone. They only did the job nature gave them. Multiplying their DNA.

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China trawls top-secret US personnel lists – report

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Anything legal in that business

It's Spy vs Spy.

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Western Australia considers ban on R18+ games

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These days

politicians wanting to ban and censor stuff do it just to show their voters how concerned they are about all the bad things in the world.

They know people can find and download everything they want and then some on the internet. And if they censor the internet, people use proxies to get it.

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El Reg is looking for a new London sub-editor

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BEEELLION

He must be able to spell "BEEELLION" correctly.

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Google BLOCKS access to Goldman client-leak email

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How low can

Goldman Sax' reputation really go, since they worry about that?

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MONSTER COOKIES can nom nom nom ALL THE BLOGS

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Remember when cookies

only stored the last time you visited the site and could do no harm, according to privacy experts?

That must be around 1995-1998. Internet was slow and expensive, but at least it wasn't so god damn dangerous and virus was almost rare. These days you got to be on your toes all the times.

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London teen charged over Spamhaus mega-DDoS attacks

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REVEALED: Google's proposed indie music-killing contract terms

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Yahoo is about to launch their video website

They got a good opportunity right now to do the right thing.

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Yes. App that lets you say 'Yo' raises 1 MEEELLION DOLLARS

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Re: I want an app that says

Ah ha, so that's where 'Weird Al' found his inspiration?

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I want an app that says

"Yo, ding dong man, ding dong ding dong yo!"

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Tor is '90 per cent of the net' claims City of London Police Commish – and he's dead wrong

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Re: FUD

He is an uninformed uniformed. Not that uncommon.

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Top Canadian court: Cops need warrant to get names from ISPs

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Now they need to have a good case

before asking the court for warrants. That way less miscarriage of justice will happen. Fewer unnecessary arrests. Fewer payouts from the government to people who was put in jail due to miscarriage of justice. Better privacy. Everyone wins.

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So, what exactly defines a 'boffin'? Speak your brains...

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At least

scientist or very good inventor.

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HP Simplivity buyout rumours: Could it be worth HALF a BILLION?

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What?

An article without the spelling "BEEELLION"? Scandal!

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Report pegs Apple for October smartwatch release

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So they finally invented the smart-watch.

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Redmond is patching Windows 8 but NOT Windows 7, say security bods

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They better stop selling

Windows 7, if that's the attitude.

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My my, Intel, that's one speedy NVMe flash card you have there

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Shut up take my money!

if I just had some...

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How about printing your electricity?

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I want to print my own pizzas.

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Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the WORST

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This thing

needs it's own road, like the subway. I don't think this will go well on ordinary roads until every car is a driver less car.

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Rap chap tapped for $3 BEELLION: Apple buys Dr Dre's Beats

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It's time for Dr Dre to say...

"... suck on this, Jay-Z and Kanye!"

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TrueCrypt considered HARMFUL – downloads, website meddled to warn: 'It's not secure'

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NSA!

Stop fiddling with our software!

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It's Google's NO-WHEEL car. OMG... there aren't any BRAKES

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Another thing for people

to hack from a wireless distance. I see problems in the future. Will I feel safe using this? No.

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Australia iOS ransom gizmo-snatch OUTRAGE not our FAULT: Apple

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You know very well

It's never Apple's fault. And if it's not somebody else's fault, it must be a feature.

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Apple plots HOME INVASION at WWDC

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I can see all kinds of problems coming

Ever seen the movie 'Demon Seed'?

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Google tells indie labels to take its YouTube deal or face OBLIVION

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Indie labels cooperation

Indie labels need to cooperate to be able to deal with Youtube.

They're worth nothing to Youtube by themselves.

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Stop bullying SUPER FAT GODZILLA, urge movie stars

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Godzilla: Supersize Me!

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Disney plans standalone Star Wars movies to go with the main trilogy

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Boba Fett and Jar Jar Binks - The Bounty Hunter Duo

I can see a teaming up of "Boba Fett and Jar Jar Binks - The Bounty Hunter Duo".

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Facebook wants to LISTEN IN on the songs and vids playing in YOUR living room

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I got Soundhound

and no FB. Good enough for me.

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Boffin fights fire with EXPLOSIVES instead of water

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Macho

That's the macho way to stop fires. Water is for pussies.

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Titsup Russian rocket EXPLODES, destroys $275m telly satellite

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Conspiracy theories

There are already conspiracy theories out there saying it was hit by UFOs or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqh61WsuRKU

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Internet rejoices over Star Wars, um, clapboard pic

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That's like,

totally cool!

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Time-rich Brit boffin demos DIY crazytech WOLVERINE talons

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Mad, crazy scientist

In the making. Can't help but like him.

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Whoa! NUDE! SELFIES! for! Marissa! Mayer's! Blink-gobbling! Yahoo!

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Hey!

Where's the Marissa Mayer nude selfies?

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Mozilla agrees to add DRM support to Firefox – under protest

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Yet another Adobe plugin

to fuck up your browser. Gotta love it.

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Now that's PROPER SCIENCE: Boffins teach robo-arm to catch flying beer bottle

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Enter

standard cyberdyne/terminator/skynet joke...

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Internet of Stuff: Cleaner washing, more milk ... fewer COW FARTS?

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Non-farting humans in the future

In the future not even humans fart. We've solved that problem within the next 100 years. And we have flying cars(without wings).

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Nintendo says sorry, but there will be NO gay marriage in Tomodachi Life ... EVER

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Instead

It will be Hentai with lesbian monsters.

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Microsoft blinks, extends Windows 8.1 Update deadline for consumers

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Instead of updating to 8.1

I will probably downdate my portable to 7.0.

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Hey, does your Smart TV have a mic? Enjoy your surveillance, bro

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I got a BD-player with a Youtube app

That's enough smartness. I won't connect my TV to the net as well.

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Samsung's NX300 cam is bad in bed: Snatch victims' pics over the air

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Don't like where this is going

I will refuse to connect my toilet to the wifi router. I want to be able to use it without some hackers flushing the toilet while I'm sitting there.

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Star Wars Episode VII: The Ancient Fear of, er, a CHEESE-TASTIC title?

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Carl Adolf Zydow as a villain?

That's almost a clichè.

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Watch a bank-raiding ZeuS bot command post get owned in 60 seconds

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The 8 bit music

Made it look like 80s hacking.

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THREE BILLIONTH person to come online in early 2015

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Remember when there only where 150 million persons online

I feel like a pioneer!

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