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Napster cofounder's Jerk.com accused of acting like ... err ... jerks

Bernie

Internet is a dangeours place

Leave your name, info and photos on that place with caution.

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AMD unveils Godzilla's graphics card – 'the world's fastest, period'

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Gigantomania

GTX 750 TI works just fine...

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LOHAN's Punch and Judy show is GO for Saturday

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HOHAN

So when will HOHAN be realised?

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Back off, Siri! Microsoft debuts Halo beauty Cortana

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Cortana:

Please strip for me...

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ICANN boss: 'Russia and China will NOT take over interwebs'

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Chinese support from African nations

Thanks to it's aid and investments in many African nations, China may get a few support votes from there but that's not enough get a majority.

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Page through Page's page page-views: Google+ shows how many saw your profile

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Got 1500 views on my

"not in use" Google+ page. Like 99.5% of Youtube users, I do not use my G+ page.

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China's rare earth supply crimp plan ruled to be illegal

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Re: 'Inner Mongolia Baotou Steel Rare Earth Hi-Tech Company'

Wow, the cakes there must be super excellent!

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YouTube follows Twitter onto Turkey's block list

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He can't win whatever he do

Now he will lose the election because he took away people's access to Twitter and Youtube

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Apple vows to add racially diverse EMOJIS after MILEY CYRUS TWITTER outrage

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Mohammed and Allah

I want a Mohammed emoji and perhaps an Allah emoji as well.

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No Notch niche: Minecraft man in rift with Oculus after Facebook gobble

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I was thinking about buying an Oculus Rift

Never could afford the 3D-VR glasses in the 90s.

But now? I will wait and see what Sony will come up with. I will definetly not buy Oculus Rift-gear if I need a Facebook account to use it.

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Bono bests Bezos in Fortune's 'World's 50 Greatest Leaders' list

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WTF Bono?

What's Bono got to do on this list? He's the leader of a band.

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Deceased music locker gets final knock

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Hard knock...

It's a hard knock life.

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Xenon: Bitmap Brothers' (mega)blast from the past

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Konami inspiration

Looks like they got their inspiration from Konami games such as Nemesis and R-Type

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'Zotob' hacker 'Diabl0' arrested in Bangkok after three-year hunt

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Give him 20 to life.

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Haunted Empire calls Apple 'a cult built around a dead man.' Tim Cook calls it 'nonsense'

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Scientologists

It's the IT worlds's version of the scientology church.

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Beastie Boys settle with toy maker over Girls copyright dispute

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When they parody an artist or band it's called

pastiche. Just to inform the ignorants. When they parody a song it's called a ... (you guessed it) "parody".

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French novel falls foul of Apple's breast inspectors

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That's...

American ridiculousness for you.

This is one of many reasons why people hates the closed universe of Apple.

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Previously stable Greenland glaciers now rushing to the sea

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Bevis & Butthead

Bevis should ask Butthead for help.

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Malaysia Airlines mystery: Click here for the TRUTH

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Case closed...

It was a giant UFO who took them away.

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IBM: We gave NOTHING to the NSA, stateside or elsewhere

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Like, totally believable - NOT

That's what they're expected to say.

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Not sure if you're STILL running Windows XP? AmIRunningXP.com to the rescue!

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Re: Sigh

Here's your chance for Windows 3.1 glory:

http://tinyhacker.com/hacks/who-needs-win7-eye-candy-use-the-windows-3-1-theme-instead/

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Heroic Playmonaut wowed by LOHAN's bulging package

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ISS

This thingamajig will go all the way up to ISS?

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Florida bloke cuffed for pit bull shag outrage

Bernie

"Florida man" - that's an entirely separate category in the newspapers. Check out Florida Man on Twitter.

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Show more CANADIAN-MADE PORN, insists Canadian government

Bernie

What's canadian porn?

Suggested titles:

"Even bigger than a polar bears fuckstick"

"Never met a caribou who don't want me"

"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok, I f... all day and I ....."

Enough naughty fantasy for today!

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X marks the... They SAID there was a mystery planet there – NASA

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Nibiru - Niburu whatever

The conspiracy nuts are probably already screaming CONSPIRACY!

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Neil Young touts MP3 player that's no Piece of Crap

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Another one?

There's a lot of FLAC and WAV-players on the market already.

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Happy 75th birthday, Adam Osborne

Bernie

Remember his portable

10 kilo, 5" screen and a keyboard which became visible when you opened the box. It was humongously expensive. I only saw it on fairs and trade shows.

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Pakistan's YouTube ban may end after Google removes anti-Muslim vid

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Setting precedence

How brave of Google - NOT.

This will set precedence. Now they will have to respond to every move by countries who threatens to block Youtube for specific videos.

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Mozilla takes wraps off 25 DOLLAR Firefox OS smartphone

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Just wait a couple of years and Firefox OS will be mature enough to be used with flagship phones.

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Sony enlists Michael Jackson's GHOST to flog Xperia Z2

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Shamone?

Is that a Shampoo brand?

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Official: British music punter still loves plastic

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Owning music on CD and vinyl

is an insurance for me to know the music is mine, even when streaming services goes titsup or my hard drives goes crashing.

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US Senate bill would mandate 'kill switch' on all smartphones

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Three letter agencies

Guess who other than the owner of the phone will get access to those kill switches.

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Imprisoned Norwegian mass murderer says PlayStation 2 is 'KILLING HIM'

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Atari 2600

Is all he should get.

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Russian gay dating app dev: We've been BLOCKED just DAYS before Winter Olympics

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Echoing UK in the 80s

Didn't the UK have something similar in the 80s? Remember Margaret Thatcher wanted some legislation to stop gay propaganda.

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Think British weather is bad? It's nothing to this WOBBLY ALIEN planet

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EELT

Just waiting for The European Extremely Large Telescope, currently being built in South America.

They expect to be able to photograph weather patterns on exoplanets with that one.

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Facebook turns 10: Big Brother isn't Mark Zuckerberg. It's YOU

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I got no life

so I ain't on Facebook.

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Is modern life possible without a smartphone?

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Re: Moral superiority of having less tech

Usually I wear a Samsung S3. But occasionally it's OK to use and wear something simpler and lighter.

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It's hard to be a luddite these days

With the demand that you should wear a small computer in your pocket and be available in every way possible.

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Old Nokia

I got an old Nokia 8210 which I occasionally use. 79 gram and tiny, tiny. Doesn't notice I wear it. Like it very much.

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'I had a rare Twitter handle... I was extorted into giving it up'

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If NASA can't get photos of any aliens on Mars soon

I will definetly sue them to bankruptcy.

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IT executive at JP Morgan dies in fall from bank's London HQ

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The higher they climb -

The harder they fall...

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This tool demands access to YOUR ENTIRE DIGITAL LIFE. Is it from GCHQ? No - it's by IKEA

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Re: The IKEA 'Splosh': now available with 4 or 6 drawers in a range of colours

If you knew anything about IKEA's naming policy, you would know they use Nordic names.

So it's IKEA 'Plask' then.

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Chrome lets websites secretly record you?! Google says no, but...

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Another solution

Don't keep your microphone connected! Wow!

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98.8% of Overland shareclutchers say OMG, YES to Tandberg takeover

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Tandberg

Once a mighty radio/TV/HIFI brand in Norway. But now? Sad.

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Bottom falls out of Nokia's network rump

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Nokia probably regrets selling off their tyre business

They may need it now for extra cash.

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Cybercrooks slide fingers into TELLIES+FRIDGES, spam splurge ensues

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Re: I don't need to friggin internet controlled fridge

I need to save the remaining parts of the pizza I ordered to the next day.

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I don't need to friggin internet controlled fridge

I just want it to store my beer (and some food).

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Canada says Google broke law by snooping health info to serve ads

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Noticed this myself

If I visit an online store, ads from this store might show up everywhere afterwards. I had to block it in Adblock.

Some online stores let third party ad companies put cookies on your computer based on what you look at on their website and then the third party ad company's server start putting ads everywhere on the interweb based on what you watched on that particular online store.

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'You win, Kanye': Coinye creators throw in towel after rapper sues

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Gayfish

They should have called it Gayfish instead. Not sure what the reaction from Parker and Stone would have been though.

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Naked Aussie gets wedged in washing machine

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I am sure...

his first name is Bruce.

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