56 posts • joined 3 Jun 2007
Claire Perry is an idiot...
Could I please buy a Chromebook so that you have access to all my documents as well as my emails and entire browsing history so that you can better profile me and serve me up an endless stream of ads that I am still not interested in...
Nope, not for me I am afraid. Call me old fashioned but I like MY documents on MY hard drive thank you very much.
They are used for
Drug deals, continuing with their 'business interests' on the outside, porn lines and speaking to family.
Can I have £70k please?
Was it placed there by
2 Bad Mice?
Does that mean the Daily Mail site will finally go?!
Oh what I would have paid
To see Prince William, outside of Kensington Palace say, with maybe just a hint of a twinkle in his eye, 'We've decided to call him Adolf'...
Am I the only one
Who thinks it looks pretty fucking cool?!
I would love one but think the XYL would be very upset with me when I told her how much I had just spent on it...
Extrapolation of data
The marketing persons dream way of making numbers seem higher than they actually are...
Use the 'international' number
Banks in particular publish a number to call if you need help whilst overseas. This is always a standard 01 or 02 number and invariable connects you to the standard call centre. Just use this instead...
It is not best practice to rip off someone else's work and pass it off as your own to make a commercial gain.
Most scientific papers are supported by quotes and texts by other authors and researchers but tend to be properly referenced.
Re: Facial Recognition
Can't tag a non-user of facebook - only people in your friends list.
They could post a picture of you and make reference to you in the comments but not tag you
Or a muslamic terrorist - don't forget the mulsamists. They are out to eat your children,,,
Re: This isn't looking good
Shouldn't be so surprised asdf. Nokia has played a blinder with the 520 and 620. True budget smartphones at the end of the market where price is more important than OS and delivering devices that run the said OS very smoothly indeed and are well put together.
BB just don't have the luxury of being able to deliver devices like that...
RIM brought choice to the smartphone market and their early devices were truly innovative. Some people still like have an actual real keyboard on a phone that actually works and BB's are still pretty much the only way to go in the respect.
The Playbook with the latest version of the OS is actually a really nice device and would have been a contender if it had been released in this guise and not the initial hobbled version.
Can they do a Nokia and start clawing their way back in to the game? Sadly, probably not I think...
Serves as a warning to all other manufacturers out there (the mighty Apple included) - if you don't innovate and stay fresh you may die.
10 types of people in this world-those that understand binary and those that don't...
Doing it wrong
Surely if you get caught with a stolen iThing by one of these checks you must have hidden it wrong...
To say that WinPho 8 devices will be obsolete is perhaps misleading as WinPho 9 (or whatever they call it) may run on existing phones.
WinPho 7 phones can't run WP8 but there was a significant change in specification which may not be the case going forward.
Where the **** am I going to plug an electric car in where I live?
I live on a dual carriage way and can only park outside my house at certain times of day. I would have to run a cable out of the house and across the pavement and the little scrotes that infest the area would have great fun unplugging every electric car they saw and the little scrotes bigger brother, mums, dads etc who have cars would probably plug theirs in instead and charge them at my expense.
You would then have to deal with the person who 'tripped over' the power lead and was suing you for a broken neck, stress, trauma, depression and the fact they're an idiot.
I would say on balance that more than 50% of the population (I'm talking the UK here) live in properties where it is not feasible to charge an electric car at home (IMHO you need a drive at least or a garage to be able to charge at home reliably and safely).
The future to me is either the hybrid type which uses an engine to recharge the battery or hydrogen if they can ever get it working properly.
Plug in rechargeable cars are a useful stepping stone and have pushed battery technology forward but they are not the future.
The US of A - the Land of the free (unless it's illegal, which it is. Or will be).
No FBH on an iPhone
At last there is a compelling reason to buy one...
Re: Is there another side?
I think what they mean here is that you must actually use the design you have patented, not use the patent itself.
So, if you design a superdoitallwidget which has some interest tech in there that you've patented you must actually make the superdoitall etc or properly and fairly license the tech you have developed and not just sit of the design and patent hoping that someone will infringe it at some point in the future and sue the ass off them.
If suing people for infringing your payments is how you make all or the majority of your cash then you are a patent troll (OED feel free to use this definition in future editions).
Nah, they be cyclepaths...
Re: Pay for my own device, and have them lock it down?? - Quite agree
Completely agree. Further, my device is my device with my personal phone numbers on, texts etc and I steadfastly refuse to mix my personal life with work.
Should for example my phone be confiscated by work as part of a disciplinary investigation for example they could have access to everything on it.
I've not particularly got anything to hide but I still don't want them knowing about my personal life thank you very much...
Is it just me but 250000-1 seem pretty scary odds given what's at stake...
Actually I have a question for our American cousins regarding the constitution which is only ever so slightly off topic.
As far as I understand it on of the reasons guns can't just be made illegal is due to the second amendment giving you the right to bear arms.
Does this mean the original constitution was amended to give this right and if so why can't it just be amended again.
Apologies for my ignorance of such matters...
In the words of Eddie Izzard
In response to the whole guns don't kill people etc
'but I think the gun helps...'
Actually, now the Playbook can sideload (and seemlessly run and multitask) Android apps, no longer requires a BB phone to actually do anything and coupled to the fact that PC World are flogging the 64gb version for £129 it makes it a viable alternative to Droid / Apple slabs.
I just bought my wife one and its a lovely piece of kit, so nice in fact I'm off tomorrow to buy me one.
Added to RIM's stance of support and software upgrades (the recent OS 2.1 release was a significant step up) meaning it will run BB10 means there's life in the old dog yet...
Can it be upgraded to iOS6 and does it suffer from the Maps problem? That could have affected the price...
Whilst the post may well have been offensive to some and was clearly a pretty daft thing to post on a tribute page to a 5 year old child is it really an offence that requires jail time?
I've seen more offensive things on the net and heard equally as offensive things on TV (think Frankie Boyle's joke about Shannon Matthews and the Maddie McCann mask - no I wont't repeat it in full lest I get sent down for 3 months!).
These days, wherever there is an open forum there is a troll. Delete the post and move on...
Can we go one step further
And have .syorks?
Re: And the other sticker
There is a link on the RM website that allows you to opt out of unaddressed mail. Use that in conjunction with the MPS and you get very little junk,...
I'm opting out but
It all seems a bit inflexible. I live in a terrace. The people in the house next door but one up the road are nice enough and the immediate neighbours over the wall are nice but the most likely guy to get our mail, the immediate neighbour whose house we need to walk passed to get to ours is a bunt (Monty Python letter C sketch). On this basis my sticker is on its way...
Its ok folks
Just remember - its people that kill people, not guns (or so says the NRA) - so long as some lone nutter doesn't try this we're perfectly safe...
No need even for your own server
Buy a domain name, by some cheap wysiwyg web editor (or if your skills extend far enough buy or write your own template or use one of the free PHP scripted online photo albums), pick up a cheap hosting package and do it all yourself.
You stay in control, you've not agreed to some slightly dubious T&C's with vague policies over image ownership and if your hosting company ever closes just find another one...
Re: Customers have no recourse
The small claims court is fantastic. You won't be out of pocket much if you represent yourself - costs about £40 and the defendant can't claim their costs against you if they win (and you can't claims yours if you win other than the £40).
Also, if you represent yourself the judge doesn't expecrt you to have know all the legal ins and outs so you won't be tripped up by not following protocol (unlike say if you tried to represent yourself at a libel trial).
My guess is that as soon as you serve the small claims papers they'll drop the matter as they wouldn't want a precendent set (yes I am aware that county courts don't set legal precendent as such but it would still lead to a sh*t load of similar actions).
Its not the articles that are defamatory though. The articles are genuine but are brought up when this chap types in his names thus implicitly linking him to the said articles.
So, if a Danny B had committed rape (but not me) and I type in Danny B and the article comes up Google, under UK law at least, are potentially defaming me as they are publishing the fact that I am a rapist. Bear in mind that it is the publisher, in this case Google, who are should be brought to task.
Not saying the that laws on defamation etc are perfect but I for one would be a bit upset if I typed my name into Google and a whole load of dodgy articles came up...
'Your correspondent created something similar around a decade ago...'
Patent war?! Don't tell me you forgot to...
+1 to Calibre
I too have it on good but alleged authority that it is is possible to download all you Amazon books to your PC, run them through Calibre and have them converted to DRM free epubs at the press of a couple of buttons.
Apparently it works a treat...
Haven't we been here before?..
Of course there is always the possibility that when released the iPhone 5 will look exactly like the 4S with almost exactly the same specs...
The following statement is a joke - I repeat a joke
Everytime I see Teresa May I'm reminded of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
She's a witch - Burn her!
How do you know she's a witch?
She looks like one...
The end of tounge twisters as we know them?
Would all this extra alcohol sloshing around in the sea mean this mean that:
She Shaw Shea Shells on the Shea Shore (hiccup)
Everytime I see Farcebook has launched a new wonder service the closer I get to closing my account.
If they force me to have a 'Timeline' that's it - I'm off...
To be fair
The email from Amazon does make it clear that the subscription price is $0.00 p/m.
I think that would suggest to someone of moderate intelligence (and thereby excluding their US customer base) that the service is free...
Interesting how anyone who has actually used WinPho 7.5 and then goes on to say its actually very good (eg. myself and divx) get downvoted yet those who M$ bash, many of whom seem never seem to have used it but still say its M$ band therefore must be crap get a ton of upvotes...
If only people would take it seriously...
I actually have a Nokia 800 and honestly, its the best phone I've ever had. I've had an N8, various android devices although by my own admission have a huge and probably somewhat baseless hatred of Apple (although my mum has every Apple device going so I have used an iPhone quite extensively).
WinPho 7.5 is a joy to use - slick, fast, intuitive and the People hub is genius. I've shown it to all my friends who have either some flavour of HTC or Samsung android device or an iPhone and they're all really impressed.
OK, if you like customising screen layouts etc you're out of luck but I don't. I just want a phone that works and works well and the 800 does just that.
Trouble is, I don't think anyone is going to take it seriously unless there's a very slick and prolonged advertising campaign to raise awareness...
How do you charge the damn thing
When you live in a terraced house on a dual carriageway that you can't park on at night unless you have a red warning light on at night (yes, my wife did get a ticket or two for this failing)?
Further, the house is set back from the road by about 12ft and up about 6ft. So, I have to trail a cable out of the front of my hous eand over a busy pavement which no doubt someone will claim to trip over and sue me.
Added to this, across the road from my house is an estate of a less desirable postcode where I can see 'unplugging that geezers car so it ain't charged up in the morning' becoming a local sport.
Doesn't the government see that this is the sort of practical issue that rules leccy cars out as a real viable alternative for thousnads of people far more than the cost and the limited range?..
Is this for real?..
An app, run on a Google owned operating system that links (and I'm hoping only if I want it to?!) to my medical records.
I think this would be one of the features of this particular app that I'd be avoiding...
At least Nokia acknowledged the issue early and have done something about it quickly...
At least Nokia have acknowledged the issue quickly and have looked at ways of fixing it. Doesn't look like an MS patch as such either, just one that is delivered via Zune...
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