57 posts • joined 3 Jun 2007
you have to admit
rendering a computer un-bootable makes its about as secure as it can be. Good job McAfee, sounds like the perfect product, stopping virus propagation in its tracks :)
Love it, want it. Thats all.
i third it
Please update the el Reg weights and measures conversion tool immediately.
where da pic?
I only click leccy tech articles for the pic
@ Michael Kent @ Leigh Smith
adblock for Chome using Privoxy
It is fantastic.
well at least is only americans
you go for it Epic and fuck it up for your countrymen, but leave me and my decisions about how I use cloud computing to me.
you cant fool us
we all know you are a subsidiary of play mobil
So you pull into a hotspot, launch the mission 1 ap from your handset and upload the last 15 min of vid from the built in web cam straight to youtube, via the "choose engine noise" wizard.
Oh what fun the future holds...
hit you tube and search 'enter songsmith'
Gavin/Mary you got to do some post production work on the sound for these radios sessions. Recording from a skype call on pc speakers don't quite cut the mustard. Fatigue cuts in real quick listening to this scratch.
where pray tell?
Cant see it in my aps account or free gmail act. Anyone find it?
...coz i can always find her...
The only thing they didn't find was "fiiivvve gooolllden riiings"
the one with the holly in the pocket...
Methinks Nicole is in for a lifetime of disappointment and exploitation.
Just a guess.
This is awesome
Hi hope everyone has watched this reconstruction of a theoretical outcome of a 500km wide rock smacking into the pacific ocean. If you haven't it is well worth a look.
Have a great day!
Comonn Guys and Gals
Lets pan back a bit and think about this in a wider context of the future of hand held devices. I for one am happy to see this platform beginning, an am excited to think about the future of devices in 3-5 years, if this is what we get from a gen 1 product.
So many of you just chime in with such shite small minded observations. Sure, there will be things that may mean *you* don't buy this particular handset, but lets look at the big picture [for a change]...
If i was making 50 calls a day, I'd probably choose a phone made for calling.... i.e. something with a good battery, and maybe a key pad, but that's just me.
I love your work.
its available to freetards and not us paytards on Apps.
Yay, more ads on the net, just what we need...
Its just an ad serving system. Googoil will allow Knol writers to run ads on their entries and will share income with them.
Ill be looking for the first Paris Knol and accompanying ads tho.....
HD V's SD
In my opinion AD is no where near BD, and only slightly better than CD. My mate and I were watching some DD last night and agreed ED was all over FD. GD is old school compared to HD which has clearly fake ID especially after a bit of JD. KD languishes behind colorful LDs but you can beat the surgical accuracy of MD. ND wont tell us much for fear of OD. PD is download-tards. QD? Never heard of it. RD is better for rural folk, where SD is just fine for urban dwellers. TD, which was displaced when UD got VD, must be remembered here of course. WD is good on computer based systems including the XD. YDo we have so many formats? Its all about $D.
PH - Because that's one combo I'll remember.
tsa and friendly in same sentance
go get red bull
If they gave him the 3 finger salute as he left the building...
this is a *&$% up, a major *&$% up.
@ AC Smartphone?
I know what you need, the hiPhone
the mobile industry is in a sorry state when this is all the 'market leader' can come up with..
nt on my phn
yo, som mofo inst a doge app on me ipiece, cum get th skum. lttle prx thtl lrn thm.
saw mi m8 rotn 5 chx w a mofo hitlr mo on bro. cum get em. b quik, hz got a fst ka
(come on people you get the idea, let loose! heheheh)
sum prk w booz on pikdlly ln, cum get em. brwn hair bout 5/9, can of auz pis fostrz i thnk. hlp urgnt, h8 tht auzz shyt.
da gy @ trmnl wont lt me on da pln coz my rags sho gunz. hlp mofo
yo da google boyz r bustin lawz wt dodg hm pge on da web. go kick da dorz dwn bruva. chrz
Must be el reg readers then...
Paris coz its not nice to be mean about dicks
re The Title
Sorry, I have been away a bit but since when was mobe un-banned. Can some link me the official ruling?
This could be the end of our relationship Sarah Bee.
Ovi-ously they have a mutual rev share, ovi-wise it would never fly.
The one with orange ovaries printed on the back, cheers..
Bananas would have been more appropriate.
So when acutally?
Just google image searched Nokia N95, Elton John and Toaster Ovens (noooo not as one big query) and no ads?
Monitisation, where for art thou?
PH, coz she doesn't even get any ads, and if anyone is going to...
is it just me?
So yesterday, Firefox updates to shiny new 3. Cool, works well, though i lost a few add ons. As I leave the office, my old mate Bill told me he was going to "Automatically" update my windows. OK i say. The this morning, I come in and open up Firefox to be told i have been update to the latest shiny version; 220.127.116.11 and all my add ones are back?
PH coz thats just how i feel.
Sign me up
At last, I have found you!
Oh great one, I have scoured the web far and wide looking for a free screen saver and have found you at last.
Please, sign me up. Oh lord, and here is my credit card number, in case you have a premium paid version of you miraculous service and want to charge me $50 a month for it.
I just pray, oh great one, the screen saver is like the one with the 3D pipes I saw at a friends house one time with all those pretty colours, that is so coooool! Where do I click?
$1.50 and put them in a secure mail parcel courtesy of the Royal Mail. They will be gone for good.
Even better, pack 100 drives in a suit case and head off to T5.
Should have been: Yahoo! brings! paid! ads! to! mobile!
I can hear it now
Captain: Ready release of capsule claw
1St Mate: Claw release ready
Captain: Jettison the module
1st Mate: Module away
Captain: Houston, the Jules Vern Module is released and on its way
Houston: Rodger that ISS
Captain: Its great isn't it number 1, to get rid of that. All that rubbish was getting a little stinky. Just think, in a few hours time it will be pulverized at 10,0000 degrees over the pacific.
1st Mate: Sure it amazing. Say can I have a look at that old book?
Captain: Sure sonny, where did you put it?
1st Mate: I thought you grabbed it...
Captain: Aww F*$%k It
Bring it on.
I'm over crashing hardware, forgot the power supply, back up drives everywhere and all the associated parlarva.
Been using aps for over a year now, and it is continually improving, im lovin it and gears is the missing cog, errm, as it were.
So its yes for me...
Don't worry you guys!
You have all got Safari now :)
The one with the knife hole in the back...
ABP workin fine for me...
Paris, why not..
Lovin the whole screen zoom thing, and definately faster on GApps. full marks from this ludite.
None of you know what you are talking about
How can you argue about accuracy when you are not even using the correct units of measurement.
"ATLAS's role is to measure particles produced in proton-proton collisions within its 7000 tonne, 28,750 cubic metre bulk packing 100 million sensors."
"ATLAS's role is to measure particles produced in proton-proton collisions within its 1666.6667 Kilo Jubs, 49916660.8792 bulgarian funbags - (C Cup Posh Spice bulk) packing 100 million sensors."
Please pay attention to the details guys!!
Sorry, but having the usb and ethernet ports on the screen side of the machine has to the frikin stupidest thing i have seen in a long, long time.
And until the elonex molly gets into her bikini, ill reserve my decision on that important element of the purchasing decision making process.
How about having to crack the first 3 levels of bricker or pac man before your sign up is accepted. Now we are talking!
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