* Posts by dssf

1750 publicly visible posts • joined 11 Aug 2010

Microsoft patent points to Skype snooping

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Joke

Face-to-face convo, and then ONLY inside a

The Thing with Two Heads style motorcycle helment so your lips cannot be read, and your voices will not carry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWHNA_j7h5A

That'll perk up the attention of snoops...

Boffins take REMOTE CONTROL of HUMAN HAND

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In good hands with pawl state...

Don't let this fall into the wrong hands. If anti-protologic forces forecept their way into the annals of proctology, the sheer shear force to be... en(d)light(e)ning, shocking, jarring.

On the electronic, umm OTHER hand, it might improve birdie-flipping, break-dancing competitions, and even help people in the loo. Train operators and airplane pilots might get a better hand or better grip on, well, operations in driver seat and in the cockpit. Might bionically change the way some US sports are played.

Or, maybe it can help improve that life-threatening chicken scratch some doctors still pen...

600 tonne asteroid in low pass above Falkland Islands - TONIGHT

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Joke

Might not be an ASteroid, but if it landed somehow, it WOULD be an

ASS-steroid after it shakes up a few people who didn't get out of the way fast enough.

Go Daddy on the block for $2.5bn

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In demand in the coming years?

Maybe changing the name to "do-me-daddy" might add some spunk to the vitality or value of the site and domain name?

Otherwise, they'll continue down the slippery slope of being "de-manned"...

Apple strangleholds worldwide battery output

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Well, one way to make it UNstock is...

blacken one fingernail, crack another, bubble a third, and remove a 4th. Oh, and stub the thumb. Add a cyst or pollop or boil to the wrist...

It'll cost some product sales, but it'll avert litigation, well, unless Apple says it's defamation of their stock artwork, hahaha...

iPhone app remotely spies on Windows computers

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Physical Security...

The moral of this story is, whatEVER your phone is, don't allow anyone unsupervised use of your phone nor possession of it if is unlocked.

This is, however, a good case for micro-SD cards being beneath the battery, so that tampering will be evident. Now, if you somehow download a rogue app to your phone, all bets are off... unless you're given to factory-resetting your phone evern other week, or secretly using a second, well-hidden phone while pretending that your compromised phone is your main phone.

So, if you're for whatever reason deprived of your phone, say, it is taken by lobby security at work, or by police, then if you're paranoid, you'd probably remove your removable data, purge, jack up, or overwrite data you know you sent to or from sites via that phone, and then give the phone an acid bath or put it under the seat of a taxi or long-distance train. Or, leave it on, and ditch it in an adult theater that might still exist in some locales.

But, you can bet your ass that intel agencies and police agencies probably can remotely compromise your phone no matter WHAT you do, other than turning it off, wrapping it in foil, and putting in a sound-suppressing box, inside a drum of oil, buried 9' under ground. Then, just early-term the contract and save the money. But, fi you NEED the phone, and want to play games, then take up relationships on a same-sex adult site and keep the minders busy reading until they get bored and automate the key-word/trigger-word processing (if they for some reason used live listeners).

As for spouses or partners who feel they are beign spied on, they can set up fake meetings in limited access areas, then play the spy game by doubling back to check for tails. Having a well-disguised hat camera or buttonhole camera at for points, doing this about 15 times means a trail who is a PI too poor to have 25 tails on call will eventually and non-coincidentally appear in more than one piece of footage...

Bloke pissing in reservoir prompts 8m gallon flush

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Hmmm... if the tarps or covers are non-transparent

Then one could imagine a lot of bodies in those reservoirs... by hand of Nature and by hand of mobs...

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Sounds like those officials have a fear the lad may be a ....

Romero Zombie...

Or, reading too much into the CDC officer's suggestions for dealing with zombies...(an asside: The official way in movies is to shoot them in the brain. I say, do it with flair: shove a burning road flare up their... "there" for some ignoble ignition...

It'll scramble their eggs...put them into eggstinkshun)

But, really, what is "different" about a human pissing salts and inert chems into the reservoir when birds, bird tar, and aminal fur and more can be found in the water?

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Even if he stirred his sturdy, dirty waggle in the water

It would not make for an uncomfortable concentration. But, I guess if he did it on purpose, he could say he was "reversing the meter by peter" and "selling back" some water to the utilities. "One way to pay the water bill", I suppose.

Kiwi gals swig shots of horse semen

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Joke

Mr. Ed would be egg-cited

And neigh while singing, "A HORSE is a HORSE, of COARSe.. of COURSE"... The jockeys might become jealous... (or, in some egg-stream cases, jail-louse)

Apple pulls 'intifada' app

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When I first read the title, I thought I read:

"Apple pulls AN Intifada"... Then, I though, "On WHOM? Hmmmm"....

Feds crack multi-million scareware ring

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I wonder if this is tangentally related to the recent confiscation of servers in

Reston, VA... data center raid.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/22/fbi_data_centre_raid/

FBI fat-thumbs data centre raid

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I wonder if this is related to the scareware crackdown

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/23/fbi_scareware_arrests/

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I wonder whether they tagged/flagged/infiltrated

the colo/server farm site at all. Couldn't they have surreptitiously done so without tipping off the target?

Now, the target who may have been smart enough to pay for redundant services may have had "hearbeats" or "beacons" of sorts running between the two sites so that if a take-down happened, they'd know. OTOH, if there was no heartbeat, and their criminal endeavours were disrupted, they'd know.

Siezing 285k feet of server racks could take hundreds of techs weeks or months if they're looking for physical evidence, but, with the right cooperation from the sysadmins, might sweep all the servers' data files (contiguous and scattered) in weeks. In any case, it's going to be expensive to find whatever it is their court order specifies, and it should come out of their budget if critical services disrupted can be traced back to this scattershot takedown/confiscation. Very broad blast.

But, I like that bank analogy:

"seriously, can you imagine this sort of shit going down in a bank? "we have no idea which deposit box. Take em all" "we know the first 6 digits of the laundering account, so freeze all of them starting with that""

First good chuckle of the day for me. There were other chuckles, but yours, Heff, was the best so far, hehehehe.

But, maybe one reason they took the whole shedload was the criminals may have been dastardly and clever enough to cause dispersion of their own files so as to make taking one rack insufficient and taking them all a huge gamble and a political nightmare, as well as a CLM (career-limiting move) for all signature authorities involved.

Want to keep Android apps from spying on you?

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Joke

"Paranoid Android"?

Or, hehehhee, PARADROID

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I wish HiSurfing did not require the phone to be rooted.

I'm angry though, that for an OS built around/on Linux, that Google didn't build it with the premise that users may want to revoke privileges for apps at the app and data lifting level. Shameful and disappointing.

And, I will operate on that position, too: If the app crashes after being denied, it's going bye-bye!

Mozilla cranks out Firefox 5 with cross-platform 'Do Not Track' feature

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I'll see if it breaks when I use Too Many Tabs

to handle 150 tabs I have (101 on the main bar and some 50 on the collapsed bars), hehehehe....

Miracle Aliens-style indoor comms built for firefighters

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A possibly less expensive alternative...

Why not equip them with (as partly mentioned above) with Android, phone-like devices (or, cheap phones if lack of fire-department dedication would adversely jack up the pricing). Add on top of those via the headphone jack a set of Vitals wires, sort of like what astro/Cosmonauts might wear. On top of that, add the appropriate softwared to feed the vitals to the phone and here, then, the signals go encrypted to a local phone tower..

In the Incident Command vehicle, the FD (or law enforcement) would have jack-in permissions to co-opt local cell towers in the name of Civil Defense and Disaster Response. They might have to pay a "rent fee", or the cell tower owners might be accorded tax offsets, or some sort of incentive to allow the FD/LE use to de-prioritize iPhoners and Androiders until the system stabilizes. Meanwhile, FD/LE usage in bigger cities shouldn't be a problem.

However, I can see where DHLS and LE and fire depts may want their own mobile units. There won't necessarily by towers out in the boonies where some miscreants or wanted individuals are holed-up. Also, the FD/PD having their own units means they are not at the mercy of a cell tower going out if some inebriated motorist crashes into a green box at the curb.

Acrobatic US driver in 85mph back-seat drunk sex prang

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Was he firing on all SEAL-ENDERs, while someone

was "getting a 'tune-up'"?

Was the plug sparking?

His ignition sequence was in full overdrive, i guess.

Google urges background tab websites to throttle themselves

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I tend to be interested in about 15 to 30 things at once...

And, unfortunately, some of the time I simply have not enough time to finish looking at all things in one go. Sometimes, something leads to another, and next thing I know, I have 2-5 tabs per topic/item of interest going. Some things are interesting enough to make me keep the tab open across sessions. Other things I simply forget to close, and then get around to closing some a month later when I feel I've got no more interest in the item.

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Any Space Left?

Remarkably, FFox runs well, despite having all these tabs open. I do tell FFox to "Work Offline" when I'm not actively surfing.

What is annoying is that the internal db (SQLite?) still restores 300+ MB of "content" even after I restart where the browser was shut down with "Work offline" checked. yet, when it cannot find a page, it doesn't present the bloat content that is not re-connected to..

To those two who down-thumbed me, I dont' know what the is your problem. Is it a technical one, or are you some marketers who thnik you have rights of unfettered access to and squatting rights inside of browsers connected to the net? Even after the user departs the site?

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Thank you, Malcom1...

This is my contention. If it saves bandwidth, then it's great. Of the 150 or more tabs I have open, most are on the other rows in Too Many Tabs. This keeps nearly-at-the-ready many sites I find interesting but end up loosing in the Bookmarks tool. I periodically cull or remove pages here and there from the some 40 tabs on Firefox's own tabbed bar.

The question is, to those who'd find it ghastly to have 150 tabs on hand, why cannot the user keep open as many tabs as desired? Maybe I could turn off images and deny placeholders, and jack up the page, but at least the URL will be there withou saying "Problem loading page", and, so on.

Also, when I fire up the browser, whether it's 15 tabs or 1000 tabs, why do they all need to call home? Just refresh the tab's URL or don't obscure it due to a failed connection. Just scrape or delete from RAM and free up RAM wasted on content the user is not looking at past a user-defined wipe time.

For the curious, I use (and, I'll eventually get around do donating to these):

-- Ad-Block Plus

-- Better Privacy

-- No Squint

-- NoScript

There's a bunch of SHIT out there that doesn't deserve the light of day, and mscreants spoll things for many of us who just want to surf in peace.

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Surely you must be joking...

Or, are you being crass because maybe YOU have a small penis? (No, not trying to be crass... just rotating the mirror 180 degrees...)

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I'd like to have the throttle mySELF...

I keep open maybe 150 tabls. Some go to "Too Many Tabs". Even so, I have some 30 open on the main bar. At times, Firefox is showing up in windows task manager as consuming 330M to 580M of RAM. I'd like background pages in FFox or ANY other browser tab to be force into suspense unless it is streaming actionable/interactive data (movies don't count. Banking does), or tabs the user explicitly allows to self-update or remote-update. If only the basic elements of a page hold place, then to me, it means my browser of 40 open tabs with 100 more on Too Many Tabs could or SHOULD drop to about 30 MB of RAM consumption unless I spike thinks by flipping through tabs every 30 seconds.

Woman puts shout-out for hitman on Facebook

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"Kill my baby father"...

Sounds like daddy did go time travel. So, if she killed her "baby father", he couldn't go to the future EVER again, meaning she'd likely be still-birthed by and unborn through time.

Apple iCloud: Steve Jobs' own private internet

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There's a file SOMEdamned where...

What if the clouds go "poof"? Data has to be store in 1s and 0s on media in case the RAM dies. Otherwise, all the data EVER being uploaded would constantly have to be circulated. Even though blood and oxygen and cells and food die and get replaced, data cannot be morphed or transmuted adversely if the user/owner will need to access and use it.

Why in the hell would they want to destroy the local file system? Forcing Apple hardware/service users to give up the ability to save data locally means -- if allowed-- creating it on some external device, uploading it to an approved Apple device from an Apple-approved, and editing or storing it on the iCloud system/server.

Just some quick thoughts

Mac OS X Lion debuts in July as $29.99 upgrade

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Forcing people into the Apple Stores...

By doing this, Apple can get near absolutely correct numbers of users vs machines UPGRADEd. However, I don't know why they cannot be satisfied with the number of downloads if there is not serial number issues. I imagine, too, that those owning multiple Apple machines awaiting updates/upgrades, it would be much better if Apple offered media devices/sticks to ship out. Wouldn't the install/update go much faster, then?

OTOH, by forcing people into the stores, there is probably a much greater chance of complete, correct, full updating rather than flaky connections bombing the experience for users who'll then angrily hit the web blogs.

Now, if you're paranoid, you'll wonder what those Geniouses will be looking at during some part of that 90 minutes your machine is on ThEiR side of the counter... Or, you may be wondering whether it is an attempt to put something ELSE into the machine, like a new, hidden chip (anti-theft/theft-recovery/DOD/NSA/CIS/MI5/MI6 directives related stuff?) (Yeh, that part is conspiracy theory minded, i know...)

Student geeks build Rubik’s cube solving bot

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2007; Japanese Robot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2X6hCY25lo

Stealth hovercraft armada poised to invade South Korea

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Hey, FAE

FAE might work.

How about an E-2C with downward-pointing radar? Enough MWs to fry eggs 10' under water. (Yes, I know water attenuates radar, but I doubt a mild-quasi-nuking of the RADAR kind will leave the invasion force woozy as hell and amped up on Dramamine, No-Doze, Viavrin, and some narcotics...) Would atropine help? (Aside from their eyes being gelatinized?)

Ballmer: Time up for 'stuck in the past' Microsoft CEO?

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Maybe Tim Cook can do double duty?

Wouldn't that be something if that analyst posited that idea, that Tim Cook be named as Ballmer's acting and possible actual replacement?

Serious conflicts of interest might ensue, but look at ms branding. What "branding" is there? Innovative or not, no one can keep dry pants and loin when looking at the sheer presence of iPhones. i am not an Apple consumer by any measure (save for one case where I bought for someone an iPod touch... I thnk that is what it was...) of personal use. But, when I get on the train for commuting home and see on one transit rail system up to 8 iPhone-holding people just on ONE END of ONE train car, and this repeats on each end or varies from 4-8 iPhones (3, 3gs, 4) from car to car, it gets heady and crazy. Nokia cannot claim that anymore. Samsung might be close. HTC EVO 4Gs are creeping up there, but not like iPhones.

Then, to get off of THAT train, and see it all over again, but with different faces, on another transit system, it gets way beyond heady. Just yesterday, I sat down and by the time I sat, which was about 6 minutes into my ride, I noticed a couple each with their own iPhone 4, sitting with their dog. Panned around. Three more people with iPhone 4. Some more 2 more. In less than 15 minutes, as people debarked, the view opened up. I saw the distinctive iPhone/iPod headphones. Surely they had to be iPhones. Sure enough, iPhone 3's and 4's. All told, I counted 12 visible iPhones on one HALF of a 2-car train. This plays out almost every workday of the week, over a sliding 2-hour window in my commute, in either direction. Almost always, these iPhones are within 10 feet of me on a rouglhy 40-foot car.

if Steve Jobs, Tim Cook, and maybe 30 others in Apple could be cloned and grafted onto ms' DNA, and if ms mellowed out more and stopped trynig death-by-a-thousand-cuts on Open Source (yes, not all of OS is under attack by ms, but they try to slice the jugular when/where it matters), ms might take "saturation' to a whole new level. Actually, I'd PREFER to see clones of Apple grafted onto Open Source, but somehow be non-destructive to either Apple or ms, since they all need competition to keep them in line.

About two weeks ago, I had counted 8 iPhones within 10 feet of me on the train. I saw two guys separately on their own iPhone 4's. I told them that I bet all that tracking has had some drunken-giddy effect on Apple and that they must "play with themselves" every night in excitement when they get the daily iPhone-on-Transit cluster reports. They smiled and one wryly laughed at my naughty references. But, one said, "That's why I bought them." He said he bought Apple stock the moment he heard about the iPhone product announcement. Years ago. I bet he is sitting pretty on a wad of cash and rounded out porfolio. Casually dressed, confident, well-groomed, and SEEMED like an exec or mid-to-upper-level type.

BT cheerfully admits snooping on customer LANs

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Remember the time when the ISP limited the number of machines on a customer's LAN?

They issued the disc which installed the connectivity software. I think that the software must've talked to each computer on the LAN, and some sort of limiter code would deprive the "extra" computers.

I refused to install that SHIT on my machines. I argued with them over the phone that it was none of the Z*&)*())#@ business how many machins were ON MY LAN, behind the CPE, behind MY FIREWALL that was between me and them.

Sadly, these companies hire stupid, lackey, or unintelligent people who toe the party line and refuse to offer ANY support. Sometimes, even they will refuse to simply ping your router (which they supplied) to help you verify whether or not the packet fails are inside your LAN when you suspect nothing's getting out. Sometimes, they're likely dropping your packets (intentionally or due to local area failure, such as excuse told to me "Oh, someone ran off the highway and the car crashed into a relay box..." ), and it becomes infuriatingly enraging when they INSIST on bullshit scripted stuff:

ISP: Okay, now I need you to reboot your computer...

Me: Say WHAT? I'm running Linux. I don't NEED to reboot to get my NIC to work.

ISP: Oh, we don't support Linux

Me: You don't NEED to - you just need to supply provision my/your router so MY router can talk to YOUR router.

ISP: Well, I need to diagnose your machine...

Me: YOU'RE NOT **GETTING INTO MY MACHINE**. You'll see traffic from your router when I get connectivity. All 8 of my machines could at one point individually see the Internet..

ISP: We don't support 8 machines...

Me: You DON'T NEED TO; I'm not simultaneously surfing with all 8.

ISP: Well, I cannot troubleshoot computers except windows or Mac OS....

Me: So, basically, you're screwing Linux users when you know they refuse to play with windows...

And on and on andn on

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Download Away, Or Bait and Poison Away?

Why not procure and deposit onto your OWN, segregated LAN a bunch of nasty virii, worms, and trojans that ONLY sit on THOSE machines. NEVER, of course, put them on your actual production machines or laptops, and keep them isolated from your other machines. Just leave them there as rat traps. They can be non-toxic sticky traps, or they might be corrosive, toxic traps. ANY A&HOLE who inisists on probing and lifting things from your LAN, from wires or air on YOUR side of the DEMARC/CPE (Customer Premises Equipment) DESERVES to be suffering a trashed machine or apparatus used in lifting from your property. Criminal or innocent, you never know who is trying to probe, plant into, or steal from your LAN, so since you are obligated to yourself to keep your gear clean, punish those (whomEVER they are) who are making you have to do all that extra work.

i don't know if/whether it's legal, or just, but it can bring some personal feeling of JUSTICE.

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FBI/CIA/MI-5/Mi-6/Marketing, et al?

How much would you be willing to bet that this benefits MI-5 and MI-6? For years, I've been wondering just HOW the UK kept announcing the interception or foiling of a terrorist plot. Once in a while, even in the USA, there are announcements of foiled attempts at terrror.

So, I imagine that a number of terrorists or drugs dealers or tax cheats, or whomevers never disconnected their Ethernet from the ISP device when working on files and simultaneously NOT surfing. I bet that (well, maybe $1 bet) MI-5/MI-6 and other unnamed organs either got these backdoors inserted, or they technically know how to abuse diagnostic tools ports. But, for such a door to reset means that SOMEbody has decided that users are not allowed to disable snooping. Apparently, SOMEbody deems that the risk fo blackhats, whitehats, and criminals is trivial compared to the national security mandate to be able to pierce someone else's firewall and wantonly, at-will trespass.

This kind of attitude which -- I suspect exists in many tech-savvy governments -- is why when I once owned (paid monthly for) a home, before the drywall came up, I installed my own CAT 5 wiring. Since i knew where I wanted the hub, and where I would mainly work from in the home, I had the wire from downstairs connecting from the ISP route upstairs to my own 1 or 2 routers/switches so that I could disconnect the OUTSIDE while keeping my switched/firewalled computers still visible to each other. I also shunned (and still shun) Wi-Fi between my machines, even bluetooth. I only have a bluetooth mouse, but keyboard. Partly it is to avoid dealing with recycling dead batteries, and to guard against having possibly snoopy neighbors. I am not verse in power and signal travel, so it is possible my wired keyboard has poor shielding and leaks more than a bluetooth device might these days. When I sold the house, i informed the tech-savvy buyers of the exact wiring and routes i took and where spare drops could be placed. They loved it. I even gave them pictures of the house as it progressed in construction from dirt lot to finished home.

Get yourself some bastion firewalls. Don't rely ONLY on the firewall of the computer you're using. Get a DEDICATED firewall.

What bugs me is that my cell carrier is offering a wifi-only high speed, credit-card-sized mobile broadband modem that has no abilitiy to connect to my laptop via wire/usb. I don't want to spend time dealing with a firewall aimed at keeping others from trying to hack my wireless card if I am out and about in public. I don't yet know how manageable the device is or whether I have firewall features to control. Worries like this are, though, useful: I now surf vastly less in the past few months than I dd prior to paying more attention to these privacy threats and breaches.

Too bad the ISPs and marketing forces value breaches over security. Their greed to know all feeds right into the hands of various government agencies and even to blackhats and script kiddies. So, it would be fitting if lots of people just got SCARED and simply curtailed their surfing so they could reduce risk to their machines... wait, won't happen. They're them, and I'm me... I don't NEED the net as much as THEY do. But, millions of people who become annoyed like I did could be a problem if we simply consume so much less broadband that we eventually dispose of it. As to those who cannot dispose of it altogether, we can change our CONSUMPTION habits to deprive any A$$holes who already planted jacks into our machines. I don't enable wireless from my machine, and I don't connect it unless something tantalizing is easier to view there than on my handheld.

I WISH more consumers would WAKE THE HELL UP!

NASA kills comms with deceased Mars rover

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Romantic Rovers?

Well, don't they both have analysis probes? A couple of well-place parentheses could divert them from their mission... and they can study each other's sturdiness..

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How...

"dispiriting..."

LinkedIn slashes cookie lifespan after research exposes security flaws

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I bet this is what happened with facebook...

Why their and others' sites said users need to change their passwords to rid these horrid, privacy-threatening cookies.

I think -suspect- that fb is not the only site susceptible to this...

Engineering student cracks major riddle of the universe

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To HELL with "Rapture", there's more to enjoy unfolding the universe

It's eye-watering, heart-warming stuff like this that makes me hope like hell that there is no "rapture" for at least 6 million years. Rapture should be a day of reckoning on the individual basis, not planetary or universal scale.

German salesmen rewarded with meticulously organised orgy

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"Boy the things you can pick up......."

How? By using proper lifting technique?....

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In...end en

Endscrutible end-discretions en endtertainment... Not a case of no end(s) in sight or no ends in site. Must've been quite an endspiring event.... Between then and future bonuses, what happens in the interim???

Firefox add-on with 7m downloads can invade privacy

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Suppose that this same app could be embedded as a payload for other apps...

Then, with the same delay, surretitious installation could simply be PUSHED to unsuspecting users who are not of the programmer savviness. If this stuff can be slipstreamed along wth an approved install, and somehow circumvents security checks (again, I'm not a programmer, but i ASSUME this is technically possible, probably having been performed against targets who are wary about their connect times and sites they visit...), then ANYbody who connects is at risk when downloading very large apps that will eclipse the footprint of such an intrusive app.

US admiral reveals safety plan for Zombie Apocalypse

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How would you like that inscription encrypted?

I didn't sign the petition because I don't know whether any any unholy scripts/scriptures will run. If they are 32-bit or 64-bit or 128- or 256- or 512-bit encryption inscriptions theymight run brute (or brutal) force on the computer... If it borks the computer, I'll face or bleed out of a multi-bit end-scription...

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Return of the Living Dead (the original, not the sequels)

"Send moooorrrre cops..."

"Hello Dispatch? Send... more... PARA MEDICS..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=903tc-3nzD8&feature=related

"HOLD IT....' (HHHHHWWWOOOOK)

"AHHHHHH"

"The BRAIN... THE BRAIN!"

"I **HIT** ThE FU*KIN' BRAIN"

"DOOO SOMETHING!"

"OH, JEEEZUSS JEEZUSS..."

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Defensive weapons to frack up a zombie's day

- weed-whackers

- maces, mornning stars

- mortars/rocked launchers

- brain stem detaching concussion grenades (why SHOOT their brains when you can detach the stems?)

- retina-detaching concussion grenades (they'll need more than Texas State Optical and For-Eyes)

- anus-detaching concusstion grenades (bleed their asses out)

- electrified fences (aren't they mostly rabid cattle?)

- sugared, poisonous, jumbo gooey-sticky rat traps (hopefully, they dick around with the GLUE instead of pursuing YOU)

- flame throwers

- fragmentation grenades,

- claymores (face toward enemy)

- FAE perimeter defense coupled with muon/nuon/subsonic/ultrasonic ring security

- anti-shark bang sticks attached to own limbs (hope they don't have EOD skillz)

- rat poison and cyanide (if all of the above fail and you'd rather be dead PRIOR to being consumed)

- bedbug and lice launchers (your parting shot if they survive your high toxicity)

-- chrochet, macrame, scrabble, and Lite-Brite, with an up-pointing middle finger to mind-frack the survivors with your sense of humour

Playboy sneaks NAKED LADIES onto iPad

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Will that subscription come with a cooling unit?

I wonder how many iPads will be overheating, sizzling in ecstasy in air and wire. Maybe the gyro and accel can be assiduously retuned as a Hump-ometer?

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Fondle? Orrr???

HUMP SLAB?

Don't crack that display...

Google rolls out fix for Android security threat

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How could they NOT take this seriously?

INT WTF? They by default or via user-activated Wi-Fi usage set phones to help Google map out every known or unknown unique, detected Wi-Fi hotspot and had tables logging away on the phone. Now, we find -- and I've suspected all along -- that the calendar and contacts list could be exploited. I think I have not put a damned thing on the calendar out of fear of being exploited. But, prior 2011 (IIRC), Google made it MANDATORY that the android phone and the google contacts be sync'ed up.

If one wants to think conspiratorially, this could EASILY and HANDILY serve the needs or desires of domestic intelligenc agencies of various countries. They could just hoover up the stuff and then build a portfolio, using, say, Visual Analytics-like apps, to monitor clusters of individuals and map them to associations and coincidental convergences and locations.

How could Google NOT know this. I think that one day we're going to find that Google is a increasingly compelled to become a tool manipulated by intelligence agencies, google-complying or not.

Microsoft calls Intel's Windows 8 comments 'inaccurate'

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Joke

Milfed?

I read that as MILL-FED (think: Feed Mill)

New PlayStation Network hack hijacks user accounts

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Why do i get the feeling something like this is happening to fb?

At least in Firefox, even if i reset cookies, the fb page would just reset and say something about username or password error. Logging in under mobile, or/then switching to touch would allow me to then use my desktop page. Weird. Maybe my browser is jacked?

Gates defends Ballmer's Skype gamble

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Two solitaire sets? Ever played PySol?

That depends on which set the users like. I loathe ms' solitaire offering. It is ruthlessly mean to me. I tend to lose a HECK of a lot more on windows solitaire and came to passionately HATE the thing. I haven't played it since maybe 1997. Found PySol on Mandrake, and loved it ever since. Then in or around 1999, PySol on picked up some cool German mixes/tracks. Those 3 or 4 tunes are hellaciously kewl and addictive. Even without the music, though, I tended to wind more or lose less in Mandrake/Mandriva/PCLOS and could even restart the game to teach myself to be more attentive.

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He should not have bought it with ms' money.

He could have bought it with his own net worth and then if the Board wanted it instead, he could have marked up the price and sold it or licensed it. Then HE would have been sitting on BOTH boards, lol!

Is that legal, or is it fraught with conflict of interest?