* Posts by CraPo

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How-to terror manuals still being sold by Apple, Amazon, Waterstones

CraPo

Re: WTF

"It is illegal to carry any sharp or bladed instrument in a public place (with the exception of a folding pocket knife, which has a blade that is less than 7.62 cm (3 inches))." Presumably you don't leave it at work every day...

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Amazon's Netflix-gnasher to hit top gear In December

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Re: It got me

Series 7 of the Walking Dead is not included in the Prime subscription. It's additional pay per view

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Virgin Galactic and Boom unveil Concorde 2.0 tester to restart supersonic travel

CraPo

Re: Interesting ...

The Tu-144 had three engines?

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CraPo

Re: Interesting ...

How about the Tu-154?

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Karhoo who? Uber challenger shuts down after burning through $250m

CraPo

Thank god they didn't

Otherwise the headline would've read,

Karhoo! who?! Uber! challenger! shuts! down! after! burning! through! $250m!

italicised.

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Whoosh! China shows off J-20 'stealth' fighters and jet drones

CraPo

Re: Clint would approve

Must...think...in....Chinese

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Smartmobe made 'intermittent bright flashes and a hissing noise' in Biz class seat

CraPo

QANTAS is already warning passengers not to look for phones if they lose them

BA does it too

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Uber's robo-truck makes first delivery of ... Budweiser in Colorado

CraPo

Re: They'll make everyone unemployed

Luddite

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Soz, folklore fans! Negligence, not Nessie, sank WWI German sub

CraPo

Kptlt. Schlitt

For the sake of one Letter, that could have been some amazing nominative determinism.

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Chinese 'nauts blast off for month-long space station scouting mission

CraPo

Aren't they referred to as...

taikonauts?

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Wi-Fi baby heart monitor may have the worst IoT security of 2016

CraPo

Re: It IS bad, but..

wont

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Smartphone lost on QANTAS 'began hissing, emitting smoke and making orange glow'

CraPo

"The seat was then inadvertently moved"

By whom one wonders....

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CraPo

Re: Is it just me

It's because of the complications of the seats in Business/First with their greater range of motion to 180°. The back tips, the seat tips, there is lumbar and neck support, and it is all powered. There are many more dangerous places to lose the phone plus an unpowered sprung chair in cattle class may well not produce the force to puncture a PED, whereas the mechanics in a powered seat will keep on going. Perhaps they need some electric window type system to kill the power should any resistance be met?

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Narcissist Heidi Powell wants her dot-com and she wants it now, now, NOW!

CraPo

According to WikiPedia...

One of Narcissist Heidi's children is called Cash!

On the other hand, you are being slightly disingenuous when you say she changed her name; you make it sound like she randomly changed it, where in fact she married one Chris Powell. I'm still on First Heidi's side though...

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London-based Yahoo! hacker gets 11 years for SQLi mischief

CraPo

His LinkedIn account lists his industry as...

Computer & Network Security :-)

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QANTAS' air safety spiel warns not to try finding lost phones

CraPo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS6KA_Si-m8

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bill-swadley/look-stop-saying-look_b_145336.html

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Hacker shows Reg how one leaked home address can lead to ruin

CraPo

Re: "to open and close his bank accounts"

“It just worked like that,” Nixxer says, clicking his fingers.

Of course it did.

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Lloyds personal banking hit with 'intermittent' outage

CraPo

Can't access the website, but the mobile app seems to be working...

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Want to get $1bn from Apple? Step 1: Move to China. Step 2: Copy Uber

CraPo

Re: Ride sharing

If you look at Didi's website, they offer a service called Hitch, which comes pretty close (still think Hitcher is expected to share costs fuel/tolls).

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'I hacked Facebook – and found someone had beaten me to it'

CraPo

Re: Excuses.

Well, it would make claiming the bounty rather awkward...

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Embattled 123-reg flings six months' free hosting at angry customers

CraPo

Re: Does MarcoMasala work at 123-reg?

Turns out it was actually "viral marketing", which is a form of trolling I guess.

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Does MarcoMasala work at 123-reg?

http://serverfault.com/questions/587102/monday-morning-mistake-sudo-rm-rf-no-preserve-root

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Essex cop abused police IT systems to snoop on his in-laws

CraPo

Re: Like discipline but different

Yes, his definition of "robust action" is different from mine...

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Uber rebrands to the sound of whalesong confusion

CraPo

"When you push a button on your phone, a car moves across the city and appears where you are."

I hope it doesn't move across the city....I hope it comes from round the corner

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When customers try to be programmers: 'I want this CHANGED TO A ZERO ASAP'

CraPo

Re: a week and 2 engineers

http://www.legalcheek.com/2016/02/kings-college-law-student-uses-1930s-case-law-to-demand-lifetime-supply-of-chocolate-after-getting-eight-kitkats-with-no-wafer/

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Apple growth flatlines ... Tim Cook thinks, hey, $80bn is still $80bn

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Peak iPhone! No, wait, Peak iPad – no no no, pal, it's Peak Mac!

No, it's peak 'peak'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-35390984

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Folk shun UK.gov's 'expensive' subsidised satellite broadband

CraPo

Is there....

a name for this scheme? A website? No clues in the article :-(

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Flying drug mule crashes in Manchester prison

CraPo

3.23 ha (7.9738 football pitches/ 1.5546 μ-Wales) according to a quick Google maps polygoning.

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Brazilian prisoner nabbed with mobile up rear end

CraPo

I heard he couldn't make a call..

...the signal was sh!t!

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Drunk driver live-streams her slow journey home

CraPo

I'll give you my steering wheel...

when your pry it from my cold, dead hands!

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UK Broadband suffers £37.5m loss after big Relish investment

CraPo

Re: Who?

They were advertising a bit around town. Postbox flyers and posters.

I remember looking at their coverage and whilst my central London place wasn't covered, the website used to show a map of where they were looking to place if they had more interest (can't seem to find it anymore) but I do remember that it was mostly, if not all, big blocks of residences (presumably the most cost effective way but meant it was going to be a long time coming to me).

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EE: Yes, our broadband service is a total clusterf**k – but we promise to improve

CraPo

Re: Translation of Management speak

Francoise is a woman

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Take two mobes into the shower? I didn't before, but I do now

CraPo

Calling it Piece was a bad idea...

especially when you are going to talk about Ring(ing) it!

https://ksr-ugc.imgix.net/assets/004/202/718/b176a514af4f8f4ccea3755c659ec1db_original.jpg?v=1437740834&w=680&fit=max&auto=format&q=92&s=93985de95eff81c2373350e660628d1e

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Apple splashes dough to keep Big Cheese safe

CraPo

Learnt a new word

"perquisite" - nice

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Bill Hicks: 25 years on from the cult comedian's big break

CraPo

I've heard of him

But then I saw him when I was a student at Leicester University in 1992 when Daniel B Myers dragged me along. I've revered him ever since (Bill Hicks, not Daniel B Myers)

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It's all Uber! France ends its love affair with ride-sharing app

CraPo

Re: The sad bit is

Two wrongs don't make a right. Three lefts however, probably means you are in a minicab following his satnav...

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German army fights underground Nazi war machine hidden in Kiel pensioner's cellar

CraPo

Re: here it is...

And quite a few rifles apparently

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CraPo

Re: Must have been an interesting sight

Mutter ficker?

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Paper driving licence death day: DVLA website is still TITSUP

CraPo

I wonder how many people were "just looking"...

I tested the site out back in March when this was being publicised and it worked well (unsurpisingly, given the vastly reduced load). I still had to go back and have another look now though :-)

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ISS 'naut: How we collect our POO and DROP it FLAMING on hapless Earthlings

CraPo
Paris Hilton

I wonder...

how many 'nauts have "accidentally" got their appendages stuck?

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Lawyer: Cops dropped robbery case rather than detail FBI's StingRay phone snoop gizmo

CraPo

I can't wait...

...for the next series of "The Wire"!

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Idiot thieves walk free after stolen iPad uploads pics of them with loot

CraPo

Re: Strike 1 of three?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=three+strikes

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Is there already a thread to bemoan the article header images?

CraPo

Re: Everything is awesome

I've had to switch to the mobile version on my desktop; I couldn't bear it any more.

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Is there already a thread to bemoan the article header images?

They are irrelevant, annoying and and huge waste of space that has to be scrolled past to get to the article.

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.Free domains at Amazon while Google says bye to .family

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Coat

Re: Hmm anyone wanna start a kickstarter for .wtf and .getmeofftheplanetnow?

Father Ted

mylovely.horse

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WHERE'S WALLY? He's in this algorithm, says developer

CraPo

Re: Fairly trivial with the right tool

This requires an exact image of Wally. I seem to remember he changes subtly in every picture; angle, facial expression etc.

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Boffin finds formula for four-year-five-nines disk arrays

CraPo

Re: Costs

" I suspect the disc is tiny in value, compared to that of the data it holds."

Cat videos?

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Hey, it's ... Gecko man, Gecko man, does almost whatever a GECKO can

CraPo

Re: Glass, hmm..

"to climb almost any surface."

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Blackpool hotel 'fines' couple £100 for crap TripAdvisor review

CraPo

"Stunning"

Like cattle in an abatoir

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