* Posts by bugalugs

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Plasma space-drive aces efficiency numbers: Set for ISS in 2014

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Boffin

never mind the thrust

look at the mileage ! a little look here

http://www.adastrarocket.com/AIAA-2010-6772-196_small.pdf

showed consumption at 107 mg/s of argon. Twelve month's continuous acceleration for ~ 3.3 tonnes. All you need is a 200 kW power source !

Murdoch buys into education

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Pint

< drunkenyarn> Sir Keith Murdoch

spent 4 days at Gallipoli in 1915, according to Charles Bean, as a war correspondent for an Australian newspaper. Later, he was asked to take a letter from Ellis Ashmead-Bartlett, a British correspondent, to the British PM Asquith. He complied but was stopped en-route by French MPs in Marseille, where the letter was confiscated for some gallic reason. Reaching Blighty eventually , Murdoch wrote a letter to the Australian PM, Fisher, summarizing the letter, which was very critical of the rear-echelon brass, seat shiners and edge-painters seen by Ashmead-Bartlett ( erm now under KM's byline ) given the suffering of the men at Gallipoli. Asquith got a copy, spread it round and got the Gallipoli withdrawal happening politically. Australia has always celebrated Gallipoli withdrawal as a military triumph ( i think We think it wasn't as messy as Dunkirk or something don't hit me Dunkirk was amazing ). Sir Keith also teamed up with Charles Bean in an effort to have the highly effective Australian General John Monash dismissed because " We do not want Australia represented by men mainly because of their ability, natural and inborn in Jews, to push themselves " ( sic & wtf ? ) </drunkenyarn>

Rupert has been sticking his fingers anywhere he could since I ever heard his name. He has had extra-ordinary financial breath and acute perceptions of the psychology of his audience ( sometimes, thankyou ). This byte about political whoredom has been redacted as it has no relevance to a real affection for children. But in this bit I posit that dedicated wetware is much better at evaluating overall educational progress. That is all.

China-inspired charity aims to sex-down society

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Badgers

Did you see what they did there ?

"More perniciously pornography, or the "pornification" of culture, was directly harmful to children. Sexual predators use it to groom, to erode boundaries and to normalise the abnormal "

NONONONONO the sickos have got Facebook, Twitter et al do THAT with !

the video after the Mikado ad is a peach http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsguOk4xinI&NR=1

The alternatives to password protection

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Joke

t.itle

I have written an algorithm which re-combines the result of an irrational equation to the nth place with any word of more than n letters. On an abacus.

This generates unique strings of gibberish to write on Post-it notes.

For further details, my password is password.

Where's my chocolate ?

Motorola drags Microsoft to ITC, says Xbox infringes its patents

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Happy

quote

" The five patents in the ITC case relate to ways to transmit data and communicate over wireless networks, and digital coding of video, according to the complaint. "

unquote

Susan Decker, Bloomberg.com

iPAD, KINDLE, all tablets and slablets MADE OBSOLETE

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Boffin

This tech will not fly

in the e-reader postulated imho. Add weight to the above cited problems. There may be other applications for the technology but then I must say I like what's printed_on paper to stay_printed on it.

The multitude of e-readers ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_e-book_readers ) and their advancing hardware and programmability ( limited mainly by one fundamental but correctable flaw as far as I can see* btw ) will speed their market penetration such that the " scroll " project will be irrelevant. If the Ohio boffins are lucky, it may be a first step to somewhere else.

* Interested ?

Foreign cyber spies target British defence official

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Joke

Unfortunately named mandarin

proves to be otherwise.

Christians vs metalheads in FB flame war

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Note from a NOBBFUCK*,

It interests me that the RSL, frequently a bastion of bombastic nationalism but not normally censorious towards " th' yarts ", should take sides on such a moribund issue. Is there a connection between one or more of the CTA folk and one or more of the RSL folk ? This does look like another case of who you know etc. ?** We can only hope that the T&Cs allow the injured party to sue and that everyone's perspective is restored to normality soon.

* Non-Observant Born&Bred Former Ultra Christian Kid

** Pater is an RSL grand poobah of some kind. One hears how these things can work sometimes.

Oh, and could we please have a Professor Richard Dawkins icon ? The logic of evolution was always apparent to me but to have the mechanics so beautifully explained has been a precious gift for which he deserves the highest honour ElReg can bestow.

Tea Party activists accused of rigging Dancing vote to favour Palin

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Thumb Up

Loved the photo-montage

Dancing with the Baars indeed !

Maude: Gov contracts 'made my eyes water'

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Title, anyone ?

" ....elites in Westminster to individuals, neighbourhoods and communities."

Should read " Individual community residents in the elite community of Westminster ".

There, fixed it for them.

Pole positions: Base station spotters scrap for prize

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Paris Hilton

And now for something completely different

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRKVXG3DV-I

Paris ? something about masts, base stations, trees, roots etc...

Shell's London office UNDER WATER and besieged by GIANT EELS

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But how

will they elver get it to dry out ?

BOFH: Look out!

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Pint

Mmmmmm,

whatever could " the cleaner " have been up to before locking the boss's drawer and safe, re-sealing the complaints box and (after depositing a heap of incriminating evidence no doubt ) locking the Deputy CEO's boot ? Anything will happen !

Sipping in rapt anticipation !

Verizon revives Microsoft's unhappy hipster phone

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Somewhere...

a warehouse full of the things awaits the bargain barrels of the world.

Has CERN made the VATICAN ANTIMATTER BOMB for real?*

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@ The Original Ash et al

The 1/3g of mass was what they couldn't account for when they'd done all the sums, representing mass that was " destroyed " not that which had merely fissioned and

dispersed explosively.

The first atom bomb was exploded at Amolgordo, New Mexico in the Trinity test of July 16th 1945, more than 65 years ago, btw.

Hey kids, wanna build your own Vulture 1?

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Pint

KYLIE

I didn't catch what this acronym signified but offer,

( aussie stuffs english tongue into german cheek )

Kerboshing Yer Limey's Inner-atmospheric Expedition ?

The girl herself, of course, Knocks Yer Libido Inna Extremis. nostalgically.

A succession of Victory beers to the PARIS team and long may they rien etcetc

Prof to drill camera into own skull

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As daft as this stunt looks

a brief look at some of the links shows a man bleeding for his people and their pain. He lost his brother to a ( coalition ? ) missile in 2004 ffs. This piece might well be an expression of his feeling that Iraqi citizens need to have eyes in the backs of their heads ! or something.

World's most advanced rootkit penetrates 64-bit Windows

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ASCII see it

1010111 1100101 0100111 1110010 1100101 dotdotdot

1000110 1110101 1100011 1101011 1101010 1100100 0101100

1000001 1000111 1000001 1001001 1001110 0100001(!)

1100001 1110011 __1110101 1110011 1110101 1100001 1101100 !(0100001)

<|:^(

Those govt cuts - slasher horror or history-changing brilliance?

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Sooo

a return to ten year ago level of govt spending as % of GDP would kill everybody ?

http://www.ukpublicspending.co.uk/uk_20th_century_chart.html

LightSquared lights up first bird

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400kbits/sec is fine Per Channel

and they should start marketing working hand-sets and charge at land-network prices. The bird is costing anyway so why not get a network operating, establish a customer base and generate some cash-flow. As the land-based network expands satellite usage will become limited to remote areas. Then they can lease out spare chunks of capability at will. simples.

Wikileaks urges Time death-list spot for Assange

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Hitler was Time POTY in 1938

post-Olympics and pre-Prague !

Some other ne'er-do-wells also listed here

http://history1900s.about.com/od/people/a/Man-Of-The-Year.htm

Acoustic gunshot locators get UK military field trials

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Interesting bit of kit

requires first-shot(s) inaccuracy, an Afghani norm ?

On a stick, gaffered etc for me thanks !

Scareware cold-callers target 1 in 4

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titles = badgers

Had a series of calls here from an obviously sub-continental but articulate lady claiming to be from the MS securitycentre. As I'm in the phone book, being addressed by name was no surprise. She claimed that " they " had been receiving many error messages from my computer ( not so ) and having recently visited and admired the work of the scam busters I did my best to delay/harass/frustrate. It took her 3 calls and ~30 phone-minutes to get me to open a CMD window then type in ASSOC. Then the BS started, focusing on the .ZFSendToTarget=CLSID.... line. Strung out some more ( acting the doddering old fool some think me to be ) to be eventually passed on to a " supervisor " with whom I lasted another 15 minutes. They wanted AU$110 for whatever it was they were selling and didn't get it from me.

I can only hope that while I buggered them about, other not-so-savvy folk were spared their malicious attentions. Least one can do.

Our PARIS becomes GLOBAL MEDIA SENSATION

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Welcome

Saturday night down under

and google are showing 9.85 million returns !

shirley this is a situation our publishers will welcome.

Israeli robot trouser snake 'too big' to penetrate backdoors

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Very

clever bit of kit though innit ?

BOFH: BOFH vs Bot: Ultimate Smackdown

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They'll have to send the bot back of course

gawd 'elp the already gassed and trashed robosales mob.

Twitter joke martyr loses appeal

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titles are bunkum

Pull me up here on anything but this chap didn't send the twert to the airport, just posted it on his twutter boardthingy. Publishing to friends, world + dog perhaps but not " sending a threatening message " as lifeaswehaveknownitjim would understand " sending " ! ?

The " threatened " subject of said twaet did not " receive " the " threatening message " ( with it's 10-day deadline punchline ).. To say nothing of the fact that giving someone/thing a good solid piece of your mind with flourishes can be called " blowing it up " just ask miss Bee.

Precedents, an important port of English law too ( irony ). Hope he can appeal further.

Disliking his eyes and mo I'm leaving icon off this post. Also I can't tell whether he's wearing a hat.

Co-op cashier's breasts overcharged for fruit and veg

bugalugs

Deja vu

Strangely, something along these lines but a little more tech-y happened to me a little while back. Looking at my grocery receipt a red capsicum had cost AU$7.00. I returned and queried this and discovered that the ePos scanner had one of its feet on the ( flush-mounted ) scale adding quite a few grammes to anything weighed. Management were most thankful, as Weights and Measures are dynamite here in the antipodes.

World's largest pilot union shuns full-body scanners

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I do believe

this story would have made Roentgen faint

Google search rolls out 'instant' site previews

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Touted feature Not working here

What am I doing right ?

Oil heir loses $6m in 'CIA-Opus-Dei' malware murder scam

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I hate scams

and this was clearly outright fucking fraud with felonious forethought. An element of menacing too, by the looks of it. The victim probably told them who he was and not to worry about the bill etc due to his fortunate inheritance. This pair of petty thieves turned into leeches then vampires. A stake to the heart of all scammers ! ( and scanners ! )

Australia claims it invented cutting-edge tech before rest of world

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Paris Hilton

Dr Bruno David, Down Under archaeologist, ( University of Woolloomoolloo ? )

I thought it was going to be Dr *Bruce* something at first and now I can't get that Python sketch out of my head ( A-men, crack a tube ! ).

Reckon the 34CBC Paris's would have really gone for a bloke with one of them axes " OMG, OCHRE, <3 ! "

Ballmer cuts stake in Microsoft with shares sale

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the amount of money involved here is OBSCENE

that is all

Clive Sinclair unveils 'X-1' battery pedalo bubble-bike

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WTF?

WTF ?

Tiny wheels = fail

Seriously upright seat = fail

Ape-hanger handlebars = fail

Air-scoop retarding factor = fail

High side profile = fail

Open door policy = fail

Open floor policy = fail

Perspex-shard_pre- tensioning " rollover " frame = fail

Open chain to rear wheeel = fail

Disc brakes.

But I am prejudiced. I spent three weeks of my paper-round

earnings buying an IC10 round 1970 and never got it to actually work.

Happy jiggling, Sir Clive, but not with this little bunny's money.

Google seems to classify self as potentially malign

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Google's back-end

threw this up ! Credit for transperency, shirley ?

App Store II: Steve Jobs sucks Mac's soul

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Paris Hilton

" Algernon, pass me the substances would you ? "

Are we seeing opening moves in a shift from Plug and Pray,

to Play and Pay ? Is Jobs attempting to leverage iPhone market

impact into an OS " challenge ". Know it sounds stupid, that's cos it is.

The real reason for the ubiquity of M$ OS has

been its rapidish improvement of installation processes for the

widest range of hardware possible. The rest of Wownids, if

tightly configured, needeth not to sucks too much.

Whilst Macs can be modified, the standard hardware set

allows a streamlined and very functional OS. This has always

been Mac's advantage, apart from lack of attention

from the mass-malware-monkeys due to small market share.

Mr Jobs has every right to open, operate and regulate his store.

As I RTfA the store will sell, or give away, software for Macs,

and will be as accountable as their EULA is challengeable.

OS lockout of non-approved software ? We should be thankful M$

have an even bigger problem.

@ Justin Clement 201011011141, the Harrod's analogy is a nice one.

But did you buy your HOUSE from Mr Fayed ?

@Jess201011011140, ALL corporate fucktonspurts* are ambiguous.

@ JonHendry201011021054, there's almost nothing you can't do in Paint, mate !

*uncontested El Reg meta-BS-measure,

application lodged 20101007 ( on behalf of @Hangon AIR )

Paris*

PARIS in 89,000 ft climax

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Paris Hilton

Plucky Playmonaut Paris Pilot Praised by Participants, Publication, Proles....

So has the little chap been un-glued so he can, well, you know, um, go ?

Paris. Well, you know, um...

Highest point on the Moon found: Higher than Mount Everest

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Alert

Photo proves Chinese have been there already ?

Am I the only one who sees a resemblance between the

" red arrow " and a toppled 30 meter-high red umbrella ?

Google Maps daddy defects for Facebook

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Cue

FaecePlace / FarceMap / FasceSpace etc...

face/palm icon wanted

BOFH: Join the club

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Go

Robowar is defensive

BOFH continues defending one of his prime assets,

the cleaner !

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Paris Hilton

A refund !

Robotards throw in towel.

So, we'll never know what the next " service message "

was. Perhaps, " We have identified a fault in the

circuit-breaker architecture, implemented up-graded

protocols and return the machine to your service etc "

Ph, no refunds

'HULC™' robot exoskeleton war-walker suit 'at gen 2.0'

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Terminator

Giving soldiers un-precedented battlefield capabilities

if not shot at too much? Of course you can armour, to a point...

What's really interesting here is the way the sensors/software/

actuators facilitate relatively smooth walking, running and even jumps.

Any civilian model of this model will, however, probably be embedded

in a walking frame or trolley.

For anyone who missed it, watch defence personnel doing

what could easily be a bit of a telemetry run here.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/22/hulc_protonex_fuel_cell

Reckon they're just using wet-ware to sort balance and motion

in the undercarriage. Exo-arms next, then a sensor-suite round

eye level.

They think they've got till 1984.

Intel's gang of 5 grows to mob of 17

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Thumb Up

This

will save so much fcuking about for constructors.

MYSTERY of vanished PARIS spaceplane, playmonaut

bugalugs
Paris Hilton

Will the team

be able to verify Vulture I 's release altitude etc to claim

a record of some kind ?

Paris, 'cos she's got a record of some kind

ICO reopens Google Street View privacy probe

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FAIL

Serious " wrist-slap " Heads Up

ICO spokesman says " inadvertently collected " twice.

So they're not, um, jumping to conclusions or anything ?

Google boss: 'Creeped out by Street View? Just move'

bugalugs

Never

have I seen so many " boxes " so glibly " ticked ".

Much more unsaid than said in the CNN interview I saw.

Vulture 1 spaceplane launch countdown on hold

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Paris Hilton

david 12,

sir, you have not been paying attention at all, have you ?

80 gsm printer paper, undoped, firmish over the wings,

all epoxy glued and stratosphere-proofed.

Paris, stratosphere-proofed check undoped lookup.

Our Moon is wet and welcoming, says excited NASA

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Alien

The ..... .. ......., ... ... ...... ....... .../.. digits.

" About 20 per cent of the plume was made up of volatiles

including methane, ammonia, hydrogen gas, carbon dioxide

and carbon monoxide. "

So the moon is made of really early earthy-stuff ?

Perhaps only its inability to retain an atmosphere

arrested the development of some form of life.

As we know it...

Microsoft sings Happy Birthday to Windows 7

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Paris Hilton

view/source

Thought this might read " I'm a Twat " or something...

http://a1.twimg.com/profile_background_images/127742176/imapcsharkdiving.jpg

Yep.

have you ever wondered about her Ph ?

Wikileaks outs 400,000 classified Iraq War docs

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@ACThe enemy of my enemy

Who is the US arming at present ?

That would be Saudi Arabia.

http://article.wn.com/view/2010/09/13/Saudi_Arms_Deal_Advances/

( shivers )

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