* Posts by dotdavid

1712 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jul 2010

FLYING PIG crash-lands in Utah: Rider survives, bacon saved

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Re: Quick thinking that man!

He didn't make a pig's ear of the landing either.

Robo-taxis, what are they good for? Er, the environment and traffic

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Ever since Google announced their self-driving car project I've wondered whether it would follow the gmail model of being free with ads. I can just imagine hailing a free self-driving taxi and being forced to watch ads on a TV inside while being driven to where I want to go.

Don't know whether the economics would stack up, and some people would find it awful, but hey - free taxi after a pub session!

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So some might have an employee riding in them to provide that service for passengers who require it. Don't see why that means we need them all to be human-driven.

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Re: Re Questionable thinking

"All well and good until a deer runs out in front of the 'train' of vehicles and the whole lot pile up, or a tree falls or a vehicle skids or the automatic brakes fail 'on'"

I suspect the first couple of cars would collide but the subsequent ones, alerted by the sudden braking/distress of the cars in front and having a much smaller reaction time than a meatbag driver would, might stop or at least reduce the damage inflicted on their meatbag passengers. Despite the road being more heavily utilised with trains of vehicles the death and injury rate might be similar, which is an improvement in my book.

TfL to splash £400m on networking deal, despite GDS opposition

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"Unhelpfully, the blog post failed to go into detail as to what the official strategy now is"

Jenga?

Americans in Europe like using Wi-Fi calling, Ericsson discovers

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Re: About that O2 App.

The Three one has similar flaws.

For some reason it even tried stopping me from using it as my phone is rooted; having root of course I just used RootCloak to get around this. I've used it once since but keep it around in case I happen to be abroad and somewhere where a wifi network has enough bandwidth to support an actual voice call.

Tech bubble? Pah. IPOs just return cash to early-stage investors

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Re: BP, gone?? Noes!!!!1!.. hang on...

Speaking as a layman I think the oil that is there will continue to be extracted until becomes too expensive to extract and sell for a profit. This may be because there's not much left, or that other energy sources are cheaper than oil at a certain price point. This arguably is as good as an infinite supply of oil I guess; oil is likely to become too expensive before it runs out.

Ex-Goldman Sachs programmer's code theft conviction overturned AGAIN

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Pirate

Re: Careening?

I thought that be keelhauling, yarr.

Pluto probe brain OVERLOAD: Titsup New Horizons explained

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Re: Deadline detector.

"Did NASA get HP to write their drivers?"

I doubt the 250GB HDD on the probe would have been sufficient.

Smart Meter biz case still there, insists tragically optimistic UK govt

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The clothes will come in time with efficiency savings, apparently.

150,000 angry Redditors demand Chairman Pao's head on a spike

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Re: Headline not literal

I bet you're the kind of person that calls PETA whenever it's raining cats and dogs...

BPI fiddles with music consumption figures while revenues burn

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Maybe Banksy posted it on El Reg in the same way he does his more usual pieces?

Google's Cardboard cutout VR headgear given away GRATIS by OnePlus ... SELLS OUT

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Re: As if by magic

I similarly got a cheap eBay special Google Cardboard Kit, and tried it out with an S3. Apparently that's not the best handset to use it with due to the position of the magnetometer (I had to hack the slidey-magnet-button-thing to be on the other side of the unit) and is therefore "not officially supported".

I found it quite fascinating but it quickly made me nauseous - I think from the backlight and jerky motion/head tracking. Perhaps a more powerful phone would give a better experience but I couldn't recommend it for those with a midrange Android. Still perhaps the nausea is a per-person thing and the eBay kits are certainly cheap enough to try out.

Les Américains order a MEEELLION doughnuts ... from French baker

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Re: My head exploded.

"It's only a small donut, look the hole is tiny"

Pisspoor EE customer service earns it a cool £1 MILLION Ofcom fine

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Re: Can we have...

"If they could do that without a problem they would've just increased the costs already"

Good thing they have that "we can increase our contract costs in line with inflation" clause now safely written into their contracts! Even if their costs go down they can just keep jacking up prices every couple of months to cover this sort of fine :-)

Rampaging fox terrorises rural sports club, victim sustains ‘tweaked groin’

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Re: Oh dear! But this is countryside life for you.

"Problem comes when townies release foxes from a town into the country. They're used to people, so no longer keep out of the way."

Also they constantly complain about the lack of entertainment, hence this fox's attendance of the local social club.

Facebook unveils SECRET logo furtle – in a TWEET

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Re: You have to wonder how much they spent

"a report full of shit"

You mean a report packed full of naturally-organic idea fertiliser, infused with a gently-wafting aroma of determination, to fertilise the ideas that can grow your business concepts into the towering fruit trees of success they deserve to be.

The world .sucks at a minute past midnight on Sunday

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Or sucks.sucks?

News website deserves a slap for its hate-filled commentards, say 'ooman rights beaks

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Re: News website deserves a slap for its hate-filled commentards

I thought it was The Register, but then I realised they'd said "News" site :-P

Google to shell out up to $58k for new Nexus epic pwnage

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Re: Almost 40 percent of users run the outdated Android KitKat platform

Technically outdated as it has been replaced by Lollipop.

A lack of any mechanism to update Android phones' software without the meddling of the carrier or manufacturer is a problem I'm surprised Google haven't spent more time trying to address. The manufacturers don't care about updates with a few exceptions; they want to sell new hardware. The operators don't care about updates as they see it as the manufacturer's/Google's responsibility, and quite like people signing up to new contracts for new hardware.

Google has made some changes by farming features off to (the updateable) Google Play Services and using that as a mechanism for applying some of the security patches to older phones, but I think more should be done.

Cinnamon 2.6 – a Linux desktop for Windows XP refugees

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Re: Wasn't that LAST YEAR ?

Windows XP refugees aren't exactly known for their promptness; after all they were still running XP until recently.

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Re: Mint

I think Mint now allows you to upgrade but repeatedly warns you about it. I upgraded my inlaws Mint Cinnamon machine with no issues, but then theirs has basically nothing but the standard office and web software installed on it so probably less weird packages that might go wrong. That said, *Ubuntu does make it easier and doesn't try to scare you away from doing it.

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Re: I'll stick with my MATE

@codejunky thanks, I'll give that a try next time I'm there :-)

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Re: I'll stick with my MATE

I'm currently on Ubuntu MATE after a brief foray through Xubuntu.

Installed Mint Cinnamon on the in-law's old XP machine in a dual boot config for the few times they need to run Garmin's software to update their GPS maps (grr). Mint runs well and very quickly on the old early-pentium-4-class hardware. Not so fond of the update mechanism which doesn't seem to allow automatic security updates; my inlaws basically ignore the update prompts as they're hidden away in the taskbar and don't seem to notice them. But that's my only real criticism.

Zionists stole my SHOE, claims Muslim campaigner

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"on a Facebook rant (now seemingly not there any more)"

Mossad stole it?

Toothless Ofcom: C'mon consumers, show your teeth on broadband speeds

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Re: OFCOM?

COM(M)OF(F)?

SourceForge accused of shackling GIMP in kinky adware

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Re: Sourceforge should die already

We should Sourceforget about it.

O2 craps itself on national Blighty holiday as cabinet minister moans: 'Oi, sort it out!'

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Re: Almost but not quite as good as virginmedia

Even their online fault checker is a bit crazy. When my Virgin internet is down I go on their fault checker website using my phone and it usually says internet is fine but there's a problem with the TV service in my area. Unfortunately there's little I can do but wait until they fix the TV problem before the internet starts working again.

SanDisk opens for business with point-of-sale terminal SSD

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Re: Yeah......

Checkout your head

Cheesy video shows ex-Gooners pronouncing 'Huawei'

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Re: wha[t] way do you really pronounce it?

I always thought it was "who are we" but it's "wah way".

Torvalds: decisions, decisions, top up sun tan or release Linux 4.1?

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Re: 4.1? Should be at least 5.0.

He should call the next version Linux XP then no-one will feel the need to upgrade past it :-P

Google sells .car, walks away from generic domain names

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Re: 1990s

.phd was contested?

.phD? Crap, we thought we were bidding on .phP :-(

Google wraps search designer in Cardboard

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Re: Patent Problem.

@Little Mouse - you seem to be under the misconception that you need to be first to invent something before you can patent it! :-P

BT boss in shock 'bigger is better' claim as £12.5bn EE bid heats up

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Re: They could succeed and form BE...

More like TE (Terrible Everywhere)

Sony tells hacked gamer to pay for crooks' abuse of PlayStation account

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Re: PR own goal

The spokesperson is full of really odd statements.

""To do otherwise would create an opportunity for consumers to claim that they were not responsible for a purchase on their account, receive a refund and yet retain the content," continued the spokesman"

Woah there - you're saying Sony can't prevent the fraudsters from accessing their fraudulently-purchased digital content, but can prevent legitimate customers from accessing their legitimately-purchased digital content until an outstanding erroneous charge is paid?

What an odd system design.

Facebook's phone KILLER: Messenger will replace TALKING, says Zuck

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"And while users initially griped when Facebook split off Messenger into its own app ... the firm is banking that they'll come around once the app becomes more versatile and powerful"

...and, by the sound of it, a lot more slow and bloated. No I don't see it myself.

Philae's either screening Rosetta's calls or isn't home

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That plan also worked, mostly, save for Philae landing in a spot where its solar cells can't gather enough energy for it to do any work.

That excuse doesn't work with my boss.

PIRATES and THIEVES to get Windows 10 as BOOTY

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Coat

Trojans and backdoors

"El Reg reminds enterprising would-be freeloaders that pirate copies of Windows often include trojans and backdoors."

In my experience even the legit copies include those.

Happy 2nd birthday, Windows 8 and Surface: Anatomy of a disaster

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Re: Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory...

"All M$ had to do was the option to change between metro and a start button and it would have been a great release"

I completely agree, but from what I've read there's a great resistance within Microsoft to making everything configurable because it is claimed that too many configuration options may just confuse users.

Still an optional "Advanced" setting would have been nice, better still only enabling metro if a touchscreen was detected.

CBS goes OTT, releases EVERY EPISODE of Star Trek EVER MADE

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A step in the right direction making their back catalogues more available, but I can't help but wince that all the individual content providers are rolling their own systems rather than collaborating.

Considering how much actual free time people have to watch, say, Star Trek, I would expect people to subscribe to just one or two services at a time, switching when the content has been exhausted. Which won't be particularly good for business if there are any setup/teardown costs. Why not also licence the catalog to existing OTT providers like NetFlix, Amazon etc?

Also the region restrictions are stupid; they really need to take another look at whether the (admittedly lucrative) foreign distribution contracts really make sense in a globally connected world.

We chat to CloudFlare about its 'EVERYBODY GETS SSL' venture

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Yeah, what's the deal with that? Especially on the forums!

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Cloudflare

Just wanted to post that I'm a happy customer and run all my domains through Cloudflare now. Quite apart from the SSL stuff, the fact that my server's IP address is obfuscated from every tom dick and harry script kiddie out there is a big bonus, and benefits all of my domains on the free plan as well as the ones on a paid plan.

Would you blow $5.6m to own a dot-word? Meet a bloke who did just that

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tos.spot shurely?

Remember the Aereo streaming TV service? Wasn't it COOL? Well, it's pretty much dead now

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Headmaster

Re: That's why we need to do that in a distributed sense

"cashing proxies"

Is that one you have to pay for? :-P

OnePlus One cut-price Android phone on sale to all... for 1 HOUR

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Re: how fucking stupid is this

Actually there are quite a few horror stories about the warranty process.

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Re: Confused

OnePlus One refers to the total number of handsets they aimed to produce.

YARR! Pirates walk the plank: DMCA magnets sink in Google results

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Re: "Piracy often arises when consumer demand goes unmet by legitimate supply"

You can always move country - you pirates are always making ridiculous excuses for your thefts!

Ex-US Navy fighter pilot MIT prof: Drones beat humans - I should know

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I suspect Google might think about having a system like the Android model, where car manufacturers could sign up to use Google's software.

That said they've built their own buggy-cars so they might not be against building their own.

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Unlike Google, Ford has the power to make driverless cars actually happen should the technology pan out

Why would Google be any less likely to be able to do this than Ford? They seem to be doing okay so far after all.

Sophos to offshore American support operations

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"saying that there will be no overall reduction in headcount (ie no job losses)"

Surely it's irrelevant to laid-off workers that their job will still exist but will just be abroad where they can't have it?