* Posts by dotdavid

1712 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jul 2010

Big Media drags 142,000 through UK's courts in a year

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TV Tax Evasion

I must admit I'm baffled why so many get caught, unless the advice of so many online forums is ignored by the infringers - i.e. "don't let them come inside your house to inspect it, tell them to return with a warrant (which they might get, but by then your unlicenced TV can be removed)".

Unless perhaps this "conventional wisdom" is wrong?

Victorian Taxi Directorate exposes 400+ email addresses

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Victorian Taxi Directorate

What a splendid name! It conjures visions in my mind of top-hatted gentlemen exclaiming "I say!" and whatnot.

"Hello, this is the Victorian Taxi Directorate. How may I help you?"

"Good sir, would you be able to inform me as to the present whereabouts of my taxi automobile? I had booked said vehicle for 18 hundred hours promptly!"

"I do apologise, sir, but your taxi automobile is just turning on to your street of residence now."

"Capital, old chap. I shall spur the lady of the house into renewed action then, for she is alas still in the process of preparing herself for the evening's festivities. Good day to you sir."

"Good day to you also, sir."

UK drivers' privates fondled overseas in new outsource plan

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Small Correction

"It also said that no UK jobs, including post with TfL, will be affected."

...this month.

Fragmentation bomb wounds Android in developer war

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Meh

Hmm

Maybe app developers are starting to cool to Android now there is a mature market and no easy wins, but I reckon as long as the userbase is there the big name apps will always be available on Android - supposed fragmentation or not.

London Mayor Boris grilled on Virgin's Underground penetration

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WTF?

Don't mention the Olympics

Just read this;

"Virgin Media can't mention the Olympics, it isn't a sponsor so can't even refer to the fact that the free Wi-Fi will last until the end of the 2012 Games"

Seriously, they can't even mention the Olympics? Everyone else seems to be doing it, including the council near Holborn who have somehow managed to build a "throw your rubbish in the bin" campaign around the Olympics (well, they have a gymnast posing while dropping something in a bin, anyway).

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Unhappy

Public information channels

"Virgin will be allowed to make use of "public information channels" to publicise its service"

Oh, great. I can just hear the tannoy announcements now.

"There is a good service operating on all London Underground lines. Why not check whether this is actually true by visiting www.tfl.gov.uk using our free* Virgin Media Wifi service! Termsandconditionsapplyserviceisonlyfreetoexistingcustomersproductmaycontainnuts."

iPhone stroking keeps us satisfied the most, say fanbois

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4G

"More worryingly, 31 per cent said they were particularly looking forward to using the 4G networking on the iPad - despite the fact that they will never be able to do so in the UK."

Heh, I can just see it now; "That's weird, my iPad doesn't seem to be connecting at 4G speeds. Maybe I'm not holding it right?"

SourceForge pulls off fake, 'Trojan-wrapped' Anonymous OS tool

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Black Helicopters

Unanonymous

Surely by installing an Anonymous-branded OS you're outing yourself as an Anonymous member and therefore are no longer Anonymous?

I suspect that it was some kind of honeypot, or perhaps just someone doing it "for the lulz" or whatever the correct term is nowadays.

Busty blogger bursts Bulgarian airbag in mud-wrestle blunder

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Re: Won't someone think of the children!?!

Reminds me of that Tom Hanks film when he's on a (very sunny) desert island and spends most of the film trying to light a fire by rubbing sticks together rather than use his broken glasses and the overabundance of sun.

Euro watchdog: Telcos ARE strangling VoIP and P2P traffic

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Re: Hmm

As Soruk says, Sipgate supports emergency calls, but as everyone in the house has a mobile phone too I wouldn't consider it much of a problem if it didn't.

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Hmm

Only tangiently-related, but I've set myself a short-term goal of replacing my Virgin "triple-play" broadband, phone and TV with just the broadband as I've realised £40 will get me a VOIP box to connect my existing phone to, and Freesat basically gives me all the channels I want to watch on TV.

I guess if it were possible to do this on DSL and not have to pay a line rental for a phone you don't use much more people would do it, considering how easy it all is.

I would say the writing is on the wall for "triple play" long-term, thank god. Perhaps Virgin will stop trying to sell me a Blackberry by then.

Eddie Murphy heading for worst movie ever glory

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Pearl Harbor Sucked...

...but not as much as Ghost Rider. At least with Peal Harbor there was little chance of a sequel.

Lawyers of Mordor menace Hobbit boozer

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Alert

"McKellen, whose roles outside the cinema include that of leaseholder of historic London pub The Grapes, promises to visit The Hobbit in person "once filming is over in July"."

One does not simply walk into Southampton.

Virgin Media snags London Underground Wi-Fi monopoly

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Re: Worst business model ever?

I think it's quite funny that it starts out "free" then you end up paying an arm-and-a-leg for it. After all, Virgin Media basically do that for all of their services so why should this be different?

I'm with you - I suspect most people won't bother.

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Re: Paris...

I think it is something to do with a lot of the Tube being much deeper than the Metro. But still, could probably be implemented on the shallower tube lines like the Circle, District and Met.

iPad queue hog doesn’t want it, won’t be first

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Go

Attention

"But Parkes and the crowdsourcing service will both likely lose out on their attention-seeking goal"

Well, not quite; they got into an El Reg article so clearly someone is paying attention to them...

BBC links Iran to cyber-war against Persian telly service

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Mushroom

Retaliation

Seeing as he was so successful against Mexico and India, lets send in Clarkson.

Ex-Google man laments Larry Page's 'single corporate-mandated focus'

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Go

Interesting

An interesting blog post. But it does make me wonder... why did he choose _Microsoft_ as the place to go and work after saying Google was becoming too Corporate?

Personally I think most companies follow that path towards corporatism before they eventually collapse. Call it the natural lifecycle if you will.

Paper pictures failed hostage rescue with Call of Duty shot

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FAIL

Pshh

That's nothing. There's a certain well-known tech publication that regularly mocks-up real-life events using Playmobil, of all things.

Lav-less Indians can't get enough of their mobiles

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Only way

"many users are growing up in a world where the mobile internet is the online way they access the web."

Well, I guess it beats the offline way.

http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html

UK Home Secretary approves TVShack's O'Dwyer extradition

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Re: I doubt

Whether or not the change would have an effect on this particular case doesn't really matter; as it stands it's still a silly state of affairs which needs fixing.

Samsung Galaxy S II punters get a lick of Ice Cream Sarnie

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Re: Nexus S

What's worse is that Google rarely tell you their thought processes about anything they're doing. Google - If the Nexus S ICS update (which was pushed out OTA for a while before being abruptly stopped months ago) is buggy and you're working on it, fine, just say as much so people don't think you're basically doing nothing.

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Re: "The ageing Galaxy S"

"This is a good argument for buying a phone with vanilla Android on it, rather than a branded version."

Fair point, although Google's Nexus One is also "aging" and won't be getting ICS officially. Unofficially it's a different story, but then the same thing goes for the Galaxy S.

I used to think it was worth only buying Nexus devices, but now that a lot of manufacturers have officially-unlockable bootloaders I am considering other handsets as long as the community looks big enough to support an official CyanogenMod build.

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Re: Arrrgh... "and a photo editor"

"Who says it can't be removed?"

If it's distributed as part of the ROM update, it is baked-in and thus can't be removed unless you have root.

Although with ICS you can supposedly "freeze" these apps so they don't boot up and take precious memory or whatever.

Phone-hack cops nab six 'including Prime Ministerial horse lender'

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Re: Good..

Big fan of hyperbole are you?

40,000 XO PCs destroyed in Peru fire

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Re: And here *I* though...

Absolutely, economies of scale and all that. It's why I have much higher hopes for the Raspberry PI.

New Yorker sues Apple: 'Misleading and deceptive' Siri ads

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Paris Hilton

Time to ditch Siri

How about Paris as a replacement?

Cambridge student wins 'Hack Idol'

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Re: Next challenge: a more holistic view

Worry no more, Anonymous Coward, for the new InsaSecurity3000 is ideal for your pre-emptive holistic threat-prevention needs TODAY!

Seriously though, show me a way of defending effectively against unknown future threats and I'll show you a tower that's for sale in Paris.

Picture this: Photo-fiddling app Instagram on Google Android

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WTF?

Instagramp

Am I the only one that doesn't really understand the point of these apps? Fair play to you if you do and buy them, but don't they just take your (probably poor) phone-camera photos and make them look even poorer by applying a filter?

And why is InstaGram so much better than, say, Paper Camera and whatnot already on Android? Why invest in InstaGram? Do they have a patent on a filter or something?

Perhaps I'm just getting too old ;-)

LYING iPhone 4S mobes claim 4G connection on 3G network

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By the time...

...we get to "real" 4G, I bet most phones will already be displaying 7G connection indicators most of the time.

Chrome patches up after double dose of CanSecWest pwnage

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FAIL

Re: But...

"I seem to remeber Google saying this couldnt happen."

Google may have its' faults, but I'm pretty sure they're not stupid enough to say something that literally no-one in IT would believe.

Nuke clock incapable of losing time chimes with boffins

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Coat

So what?

"The nuclear clock outlined in a paper accepted for publication in Physics Letters Review would neither lose nor gain 1/20th of a second in 14 billion years, the age of the universe."

That's nothing, my wristwatch also neither loses nor gains 1/20th of a second in 14 billion years - it tends to lose or gain considerably more than that.

Now if they'd said their new fancy clock neither lost nor gained *more than* 1/20th of a second in 14 billion years, that would have been impressive ;-)

Microsoft 'yanked optical drive from Xbox 720'

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Re: Optional Optical?

I suspect you're right. Will bring the unit cost of the new console down, but allow people who want to use it as a "media centre" to do so if they want their media centres to play their blu-rays and DVDs.

Ambulance satnav not to blame for asthma attack boy's death

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It's very sad...

...for the friends and family of the boy, but probably sadder I think that someone always has to be to blame for these sort of incidents.

Google, Asus co-brand tablet to take on Amazon Kindle Fire

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Branded lunatics

"Asus was the most happy to punt a low-cost tablet, unworried that the entry level positioning would tarnish its brand."

I think the fact that Asus' competitors seem to think they *have* a premium brand when it comes to tablets says a lot about their current lack of sales.

Personally, I'm quite impressed with Asus, a few dodgy firmware updates aside, and I think they would have been a far better choice than Samsung, Acer and Motorola even if the latter hadn't been so precious.

Top Brit authors turn flamethrowers on barmy IPO

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Headmaster

Yes, true, but

"I'm pretty sure if I went to my local supermarket, stole 19 bottles of wine and sold them outside, I wouldn't be walking free today."

Well, no you wouldn't. But while it doesn't excuse the bootleggers' behaviour, to do what they did to your books you'd have to go into your local supermarket, make 19 cheap copies of bottles of wine and sell them outside. Not theft but fraud, and a more appropriate analogy should really be used.

Google's Android 'let down' sinks iPad rivals - IDC

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Headmaster

Re: It's a vaccum, not a Hoover!

Technically it's a "vacuum *cleaner*" ;-)

Anonymous smacks Panda in revenge attack

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Unhappy

Panda cops

Did anyone else after reading the title expect an article about Panda police officers? No? Oh OK then.

16 Sony Centres jump the tracks, liquidator hits the brakes

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Meh

Not surprising

They were pretty expensive shops. And the Hertfordshire one mentioned was in Stevenage; not known as an area with a demographic who enjoy shopping in expensive shops, although granted some of the surrounding Hertfordshire countryside may have had one or two potential punters.

Chunnel mobile available – but only while heading towards UK

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Coat

Re: Give it to the French

Strike. Heh, good one.

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Stop

Olympics

Personally, I think a phrase like "ready for the olympics" should also cover those who want to escape the capital for the duration, don't you?

Ereader sales to slump as punters snap up cheap slabs – report

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Cheaper e-readers

"“What will be interesting to see is how e-ink technology evolves as a result of this trend, and whether it can survive the onslaught of cheaper LCD-based tablet devices such as the Kindle Fire, which are usable in a wide variety of ways.”"

My prediction; their insane markups will have to be reduced so e-ink readers will become much cheaper. It's already supposedly much cheaper to make an e-ink screen than an LCD one.

That is, unless they invent a decent colour e-ink which would open up a whole new market of decent requires-no-power digital photo frames, magazine-size readers etc etc...

Peugeot 3008 HYbrid4

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Re: Metric would be welcomed.

Agreed, enough of the stupid imperial units - so, how many double-decker-buses-worth of fuel does the tank hold?

Samsung targets pockets with latest Galaxy blower

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Re: Geared towards those who use their phone on the move

As the article implies, the Marketing Department are seriously at a loss.

"Look guys, there must be *something* this phone is particularly good at?"

"Well, er, it has a camera..."

"A crap camera"

"OK, fine, well it's got expandable SD memory"

"Like every other Android phone! Well, apart from those new Nexuses"

"Um, it has a small screen"

"A small *low-resolution* screen. But you do have a point with small"

"Small it is then. So who wants small things?"

"I dunno. Children? Backpackers? Pixies?"

"Ah I give up - just say "people on the move will love the pocketability". Now, what can we say about the Galaxy SIII..."

Hello? You'll never guess where I am ... I'm under a ferry

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Alert

Oh noes!

This is *obviously* a security risk; it will no doubt be claimed it could be used to remotely trigger a bomb or something.

Future car tech

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Re: SATRE - step backwards

The problem with trains is the problem with all public transport, and the reason for the car's success. Unlike the car, trains rarely go exactly where you want to go exactly when you want to go, especially in rural areas.

Unless they solve this problem the best thing to do is improve cars, methinks.

El Reg appoints Special Projects Burro

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Duties

I think perhaps he'd be suited to the role of a general office ass-istant.

Badum-tshhh.

Hackers print tiny Linux box to net up your home

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Re: Beagle Board.

Indeed, most of the appeal of the Raspberry is the price. In my opinion (and I suspect a lot of others') there's no point being able to scatter sensors round your house to do cool-but-not-essential things if to do those cool-but-not-essential things will cost a couple of thousand quid once the prices of the sensors are added up.

Apple: We never said Siri would actually work in the UK

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Meh

Yeah, but...

...even if the ASA *had* ruled against Vodafone/Apple, what would have changed? Nothing. All they would have said is for Vodafone/Apple to stop running the advert.

Motorola Defy Mini rugged Android smartphone

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Meh

Low-end Androids

I've been wary of low-end Androids since seeing my wife's Wildfire in day-to-day operation - slow and laggy, even with CyanogenMod 7, even when typing into the default SMS app with the default keyboard.

Since then I've only been recommending friends and family go for 1GHz+ CPUs, but I hear these new Snapdragons are actually quite performant. Is this the case?

I realise that you're not gonna be playing the latest 3D games, but if it can hold its' own with lag-free Angry Birds, Facebook, SMS and Email these handsets (Defy Mini, HTC Explorer, Wildfire S) look more attractive.