* Posts by dotdavid

1712 publicly visible posts • joined 28 Jul 2010

Copying Wikipedia's lies is not just for hacks, right Lord Leveson?

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Holmes

As Sir Isaac Newton once famously said...

...you should take with a pinch of salt any fact found on the internet.

Curiosity finds organics on Mars, but possibly not of Mars

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Re: NASA bulls and lies as usual..talking molecules while alien spaceships all around Curiosity...

Don't worry, I did a little Googling and found the image the OP was on about. It really is quite amazing why this hasn't been widely reported by anyone other than zany conspiracy theorists.

Who's using 'password' as a password? TOO MANY OF YOU

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My password

Is *********. Hiding in plain sight.

John McAfee 'captured'

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Re: Movie, pretty please with sugar on top

Certainly the trailer for any McAfee movie would be on YouTube. It would probably also be bundled with the sale of other new BluRay movies and be very difficult to remove.

Ready for ANOTHER patent war? Apple 'invents' wireless charging

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"It just shows how far behind Apple are now"

Sorry, now? Apple have rarely been first to market with a technology; what they do best is innovate around the user interaction side of things to make a technology that's already been invented far more usable for the average punter. They do this by designing very usable UIs, and/or locking it down so it works seamlessly with other Apple products.

Wireless charging will only really work if it either becomes so cheap you can get one for each of your devices, or they finally come up with a standard so your charger will work with all your stuff. Granting Apple a patent in this area won't really help with either of those.

NASA: THE TRUTH about the END OF THE WORLD on 21 Dec

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Re: Apparently there's a 'safe place' somewhere in France...

"Girlfriend has suggested that if that place exists, we go there on the 21st to watch the doomsdayers gather"

Leading to the amusing situation of having 12 doomsdayers and 30,000 amused spectators, unfortunately misidentified by the media as doomsdayers.

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Re: It it's not true...

But why then did they keep January 2013 onwards? I reckon the entire human race gets abducted by aliens on the 1st December for a month-long tour of the solar system, and then returned on New Year's Day with a sore head.

Microsoft Security Essentials loses AV-TEST certification

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John McAfee, is that you?

Dawn of the X-Men? MUTANTS swarm AMONG US, say geneticists

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Re: I'd have more to say on the subject

Don't worry, I could read your mind and see what you were going to post. Very insightful, by the way.

YouView: 'Public service catch-up telly should belong to us alone'

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Re: YouView probably would have worked really well

YouView should have been an IPTV specification for UK broadcasters, allowing for catch-up and Live TV, perhaps with some UI requirements attached (but not enough to scare off the manufacturers). Then all manufacturers could have implemented it their own way, and take-up could have been as good as Freeview.

Personally I have no interest in it as my terrestrial reception is awful, and I suspect I'm not the only one.

Google, Apple, eBay shouldn't pay taxes - people should pay taxes

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Re: Avoidance

Wow! I read Mr Worstall's article with interest and was swayed by his argument. But then, upon checking to see what El Reg's world-famous group of commentards had to say about the issue, I came upon your concise and thoroughly well-researched rebuttal which has completely changed my mind. Thank-you sir for preventing me from becoming misinformed about this complex issue which you have rendered so simple in my mind.

WWII HERO PIGEON crypto message STUMPS GCHQ boffins

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Re: It tells of the secret whereabouts of:

LIST ENVE RYCA REFU LLYF ORIS HALLS AYZI SONL YONCE

Why do Smart TV UIs suck?

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Re: one function per button

"Apple's model is to produce pleasant but limited devices which need replaced every couple of years"

True, but arguably an old no-longer-updated iPhone is still a perfectly usable interface for a phone, it just lacks certain newer features. I wouldn't expect manufacturers would update their sets for the 5,6,7 year lifespans but if they started with a better UI it would be a huge improvement, and Apple's competition might help with that.

@Danny4 - I guess it depends on the quality of the UI - as the article points out they're usually not so good. And maybe there are some preconceptions that each function has to have its own button, and thus a workflow-based system that only allows you to make valid choices might be confusing to some. But I reckon with minimal retraining pretty much anyone can get the hang of a decent UI-based system, and new users find them more intuitive. Else phones and the like would have more buttons ;-)

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Sad but unsurprising

Remember these UIs are designed by companies that figured it would be a great idea to put a button per function on their old, non-smart TV remote controls. Cue users looking at a baffling array of little-used function keys, and the main reason for the old cliche of not being able to program your VCR. Usability experts (or indeed enthusiastic amateurs) they are not.

I reckon Apple might not get it 100% right if they were to enter the market in a big way, but they would get enough right that it might shock some of the manufacturers to look harder at the problem. I am quite disappointed Google hasn't pushed Google TV as a better solution for manufacturers - if it became as successful as Android at providing a decent usable interface on something (phones) that were previously mainly rubbish, it would be a great thing.

As others have said, for now ignore the smart stuff and just buy an add-on box that you can easily replace. The RaspberryPi/Raspbian is pretty good for techies, else Roku and WDTV Live.

Nokia HERE iOS maps app review

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Re: Trains

"But, bizarrely, every route from outer London to inner London tested utilised bus and tube, but not mainline rail routes"

For that you can thank ATOC and their crazy license terms for timetable data. I think you might now be able to get some info on London-area trains from TFL, but that might just be London Overground ones.

Personally I think timetable data should be public. Fair enough, don't provide an API, but provide a data dump whenever it changes (sorry, *well before* so apps have time to update!) so people can update their own systems.

Sarcastic tweeter jailed for mocking Communist Party

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Re: A bit harsh

Could be terrorism, if it inspires terror. It certainly seemed to inspire it in the political elite.

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Hmmm

I'm so glad I live in the UK and there is no possibility that a sarcastic tweet would land me in trouble with the authorities!

'The People's' cell operator to offer expensive data - but it's for cheridee

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Re: blah blah charity blah blah

"and of course the blokes that say they have no change and then pat their pockets to the obvious sound of jingling coins"

Just curious (because I am one of those very blokes) would you rather I walked past and said "sorry mate I'd rather keep my change for something more worthy"? I'm not sure why you'd get offended by random strangers telling little white lies.

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Re: Im actually kind of against charities

Not saying your examples aren't worthy causes, but the very fact that different people consider different things to be worthy causes is pretty much why charities exist and why a lot of stuff isn't paid for by tax.

For example I might be quite happy for my taxes to go up to help fund a local animal charity, but someone else might say "well they're only animals" and resent it. Who is to say who is right? At least with a charity we can make our own choices.

US paper spaceplane disintegrates at 107,000ft

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"Was it a clean, intact, release of the paper plane? We don't know, because the memory had already filled on the cameras"

Didn't they know roughly how long it would take to get to their desired height and make sure the video could be recorded for that amount of time?

Google to devs: Fragmenting Android is AGAINST THE RULES

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Re: This is all about Chinese OEMs cutting Google out of the revenue pie

Pretty sure that app disabling is only in Android 4.1.x, it isn't in 4.0.x...

Nope it's in 4.0.x. Search for "disable" in http://developer.android.com/about/versions/android-4.0-highlights.html

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Re: This is all about Chinese OEMs cutting Google out of the revenue pie

"why can't I uninstall Goggles, Facebook, Books, etc. etc. without rooting my phone?"

Because your handset manufacturer put it into the ROM.

To be fair to Google, in Android 4 and above you can "disable" these apps so they don't start services, don't take up RAM and don't appear in your launcher menus. You can't remove them entirely from the phone as it's pointless - they're not installed in user-modifiable storage and wouldn't give you any more space for apps if you were to remove them.

Pollster predicts mega UK smart TV sales

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"The only consumer electronics category Brits are buying more of now than they did last year are digital radios."

We sold two last year, and three this year!

El Reg mulls Forums icon portfolio shake-up

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Joke

<- And there I was thinking this was a Shoreditch Triangle...

Brits swallow Google Nexus 4 supply 'in 30 minutes'

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Re: Losers

You need to get a 4, then you'll have 11.

Report: McAfee founder wanted for murder in Belize

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Re: Don't worry

I think there will be a surge of demand for McAfee antivirus, as it will have a kind of "gangsta" street appeal now.

Kim Dotcom's Mega pops up AGAIN, now in New Zealand

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Re: Mega Conz?

As much as though I empathise with the guy's struggles against shady extradition mechanisms, judging by his past actions a Cook Islands domain name might be most appropriate.

Tech support blog removes Toshiba manuals after legal letter

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Also if you could repair your old laptop you might not bother buying a new one.

Quarter of Brits don't believe that cell towers improve phone reception

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There's an old saying - "never ascribe to pedantry what can be more easily ascribed to stupidity". Or something like that.

EU proposed emergency alert system won't work on iPhone

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If the opinions of some commentards, the encroaching zombie hordes *are* the iPhone users...

One in four don't clean their stinky old browsers - especially Firefoxers

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Really?

"79.2 per cent for Chrome"

I'm finding it hard to believe this, considering Chrome updates itself automatically as standard. Surely 20.8% of Chrome users haven't switched this functionality off...

20 years of GSM digital mobile phones

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Meh

Well the small, well-built phones that fit in your pocket and have a battery life measured in weeks can now be had even in your local supermarket for about £20 nowadays. They've certainly gotten less popular than the newer pocket computers you can fit in your pocket (just) but they're still available, so I'm not entirely sure I understand your gripe.

Apple-v-Samsung $1bn iPhone fine: 'Jury foreman was biased'

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Re: Oooooh

I am not a lawyer, but if there's one thing I've noticed about Samsung's case, it's that they have their good points but they seem to bury them under a heap of only-vaguely-likely conspiracy theories. It's very much quanity over quality of evidence. And it seemed to annoy Judge Koh before, so perhaps isn't the best strategy for the appeal.

Smartphone biz shocker: Nokia sells fewer devices than Lenovo

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Re: I am not surprised

@Bodhi - Hmm, I might give Flashtool a try then.

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Re: I am not surprised

I agree completely about HTC, although to be fair it's a problem with most Android OEMs. Basically only the top sellers ever get an upgrade right up until they're superceded by the next top model. My Samsung Galaxy S3 is getting regular updates at the moment as their flagship device (note the lack of upgrades for the cheaper Samsungs) but I don't expect that to last much longer as soon as the S4 is announced and released.

What annoyed me most about Sony regarding the Xperia Ray wasn't that it didn't get an upgrade, it was that they *promised* it would get an upgrade (on the box, no less), half rolled out an upgrade and then spent the rest of the time telling people how great it was they rolled out the upgrade "as promised" when only a few Nordic phones and those willing to unlock their bootloaders ever got the upgrade at all. It was deceitful and shoddy behaviour in my book.

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Re: I am not surprised

I bought an Xperia Ray for my wife on the understanding that it would get an Android Ice Cream Sandwich update later on in the year. Did it? Of course not. The only way you can get an official ICS build on a UK unlocked Ray is by unlocking the bootloader and destroying your warranty. The official update to ICS was also a buggy mess, as evidenced by the fact that O2 actually declined permission for Sony to roll it out.

The latest and greatest software might not be everything, but it is a lot of things for me, at least with ICS. I was relying on ICS' built-in "disable apps" feature to cut down on the insane amount of bloatware Sony install on the device - it takes up tonnes of the limited RAM. I also quite liked ICS being able to tether via Bluetooth for those occasions when I'm abroad and the hotel has limited me to one device on the wifi. Neither of those features are available on the shipped Gingerbread build.

My current plan is to wait for CM10 to be stable enough for the wife to use and then switch to that, but in the meantime I'm very disappointed with Sony. The Ray is the last Sony I'll ever buy.

Fujitsu guru: Win 8 will triumph. And we'll have brain plugs in 2027

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Re: 2032 OS?

You mean Linux On The Desktop.

And mainly because there'll be just four desktops left, perhaps.

Ten... Apple iPad Mini alternatives

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Re: Operating system

Yes Android has it's downsides, and they are well documented.

But I find it funny that you claim lack of GPS is an issue when the iPad Mini also has that failing.

Google expects Apple to block its not crap iOS maps app

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Surely if Apple were to ban Google Maps they'd have to change the rules, which would stop companies like Microsoft and TomTom too? I think that would be one controversy too many for the Maps debacle, personally, Apple will be wanting to try and move on from all the negative publicity.

WAR HERO PIGEON carrying SECRET WWII CODE found in chimney

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"we know it’s an Allied Forces pigeon because of the red capsule it was carrying "

By Jove it's a good thing Jerry didn't have our "red paint" technology; there might have been all sorts of trouble with imposters otherwise!

Virgin close to releasing long-delayed TiVo app

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Re: Too much TiVo

One thing I've never worked out about the HD channels is why they don't just replace the SD channels. Why would I want to watch BBC1 when BBC1 HD is available?

Also - I wish Virgin would stop displaying channels you haven't subscribed to in the EPG. It doesn't make me want to rush out and upgrade, it just frustrates me.

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Re: "Virgin has a working app that it’s currently mak[ing] small cosmetic tweaks to."

Judging by the amount of junk mail I get from them (despite me being a customer already), they've all been hard at work stuffing envelopes.

Naughty-step Apple buries court-ordered apology with JavaScript

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Re: Contempt yet?

I fear this is a little too technical for the MSM, and thus won't be reported anywhere the court is likely to read, and thus won't be noticed.

That said, Samsung certainly reads The Reg so maybe they'll bring it up in court.

Debenhams cafes ban outré terms like 'espresso' and 'cappuccino'

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Re: rantomatic

If you want to be really annoying, pull out an English-Italian phrasebook and labouriously flick through it as you peer up at the menu, and reply to their questions in broken Italian.

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Personally I'd keep the names in large text, and maybe have a subtitle beneath it that says what is actually in each drink, rather than replace the names of each drink entirely.

But I kinda agree with them regarding replacing the words grande and tall. Nowt wrong with small, medium and large - especially as the Italians didn't invent sizes! ;-)

Sony turned off by CEA's 'Ultra HD' TV label

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HDTV 2.0?

Felix Baumgartner sadly turns out to be blinkered FOOL

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Re: I wonder how he feels

I like the fact that he doesn't seem to have realised that his *space* suit, the one that he used for his jump, was made because people on this planet wanted to go to space.

Google stiffs Samsung on price, now wireless charging too

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"So for the additional notes the Samsung gear delivers 4G, a tenth of an inch in screen estate and an FM radio"

You mean 4G on some versions

And you forgot to mention the SD card slot on the S3, which was the reason I bought mine rather than the HTC One X and which it still has over the Nexus 4.

Although, granted, if the Nexus 4 had been announced earlier I would have probably gone for that instead considering the cost - an SD slot and FM radio I never use isn't worth £200.

Sky squeezes even more money from customers, gets fewer new ones

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Re: Not surprising?

A good investment is not always the same as a good business.

Alas as soon as they go public, businesses become investments and are judged by how much return can be generated for a given investment. Hence the hope for constant growth.

Android games console jumps to Jelly Bean for penultimate test phase

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Even without games

It'll probably run XBMC pretty well (when the Android port is done) and so isn't a bad media centre.