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APPLE FAILS to ditch class action suit over ebook PRICE-FIX fiasco

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I Already Got Mine

Payments (credit to my account) from Amazon and Apple, both. More to come?

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ECCENTRIC, PINK DWARF dubbed 'Biden' by saucy astronomers

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Re: Ooooo

Current guess is 4,590 years (not sure what that equates to in El Reg)

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Trollface

Honor?

It's officially called 2012 VP113, which the discovering team shortened to VP, and then eventually Biden to honour the current US vice president.

Let's see, a dim object circling far the center...right you are then, carry on.

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NASA: Vote now to put FLASHY LIGHTS on future spacesuits

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Coat

Please Don't

...put the flashy lights on the suit. I anticipate there will be backscattering off of the helmet that will interfere with getting tasks at night accomplished. On the other hand if one is going to attend a star-studded disco...

Mine's the one with the disco ball attached...

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Frenchman eyes ocean domination with floating, mobile Bond villain lair

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WTF?

Diving?

With that draft, where are the divers going to go? Unless they're planning on turning the underside into a coral reef, swimming about in the open ocean gets pretty boring after a while...

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What the world really needs: A telescopic SELFIE STICK

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Coat

Subtitle..

Did anyone else read it as "A Pole for your short-arm selfie?"

...mine's the one with the pole in the pocket...thanks.

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New password system lets planet Earth do the hard work

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Coat

Re: Not much better than regular passwords

Me, I'm gonna pick that special place I go to whenever I read The Register...

Mine's the one with the hole in the pocket...

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Gene boffins: Yes, you. Staring at the screen. You're a NEANDERTHAL

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Pint

At least two of you...

TSgt Kwan got some with Laliari...

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Boffins claim battery BREAKTHROUGH – with rhubarb-like molecule

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Paris Hilton

Re: Rhubab haters

Paris, because she'd know where to find a whole pallet load of sophisticated rhubarb...

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Suffering SPITZER! Boffins discover Milky Way's MISSING ARMS

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But Where Is...

...the red dot that says "You are here"?

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US military's RAY-GUN truck BLASTS DRONES, mortars OUT OF THE SKY

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Boffin

Re: Not quite the first thing to take out...

THIS laser IS light-years away from SDI...but this is just a testbed. The object is to field a 50Kw and then a megawatt class laser, which will do all the things SDI required. Frankly, an inter-linked system of 1Mw lasers around a city or military base would be hard to overcome via anything being thrown/lobbed/fired/dropped at it. Taking out a speed of light weapon system will require other methods, such as attacking the power grid that supports them, or the cooling network, or spoofing the targeting system, etc.

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Through-wall tracking of humans using Wi-Fi: Now more accurate, low power

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Boffin

End of the Couch Potato?

So, if an entrepreneur were smart, he could build a reproduction of a walk-through of DOOM or some other first person shooter type game, put projection displays on the various walls linked to the game and track/feedback the gamer with this tracking system?

If he then linked it with other walk-throughs, you could have multiple teams duking it out...World of Warcraft in 3-D?

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Calling Doctor Caroline Langensiepen of Nottingham Trent uni

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WTF?

Furthermore

...an article truly in The Register style is the product not only of its writer but also of sub-editors, editors and usually some time spent writing for us beforehand.

Wait...what?

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Boffins baffled after Sun fails to fry satellites

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Holmes

Re: Scientists! Repeat after me: We don't know

Please send a copy of your post to the IPCC, it seems their first year science teacher was deficient...

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Kiss goodbye to quiet skies: Now FCC ready to OK in-flight cellphone use

F111F
Trollface

I'll be opening...

A cell-phone jammer shop in every airport under the guise of a "noise-canceling" headset...ka-ching!

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Space hotelier Bigelow wants capitalists to FIGHT comm-MOON-ist takeover

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Re: INFLATABLE LEAD ? ( The metal that is )

...except the current USAF Chief of Staff was an A-10 pilot and the previous one was a C-130 pilot, but keep believing in your fantasies...

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Martian MOM LAYS another EGG in SPACE - but it's not big enough

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Pint

Re: Cost

...to be accurate, they haven't "done it' yet. They've accomplished a few percentage points of the whole mission so far. The hard bits are the long voyage and then transfer into a Martian orbit.

Still, a beer for what's been accomplished so far...

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Oil execs, bankers: You'll need this 'bulletproof carbon-nanotube-built' BUSINESS SUIT

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Joke

I See...

a future Mythbusters episode.

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SR-71 Blackbird follow-up: A new TERRIFYING Mach 6 spy-drone bomber

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I've often wondered how this simple point can be so impossible to explain to Democrats.

There, fixed it for you.

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SpaceX Falcon boosts to glory from Vandenberg space force base

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Rocket Science is HARD

Too bad the secondary objective of a "soft" touchdown for the 1st stage didn't work out. The first firing to slow the booster went well, but the second firing put the 1st stage into a spin/crash. Also the other secondary objective to re-light the second stage didn't work, but the engineers say they have a fix for that problem.

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ROBOT COW teaches Saudi kids where milk comes from

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IT Angle

A Mooving Story...

..but since it's "Friday" here in Khamis Mushayt, so we don't need the IT angle, right? Or was that an udderly ludicrous assumption?

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Airbus imagines suitcases that find themselves

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Facepalm

Pre-Identifying Contents FAIL

LOL...it seems that every time I fly, I see people re-packing bags at the airport, so then they have to update their app to register the new contents while keeping people waiting in line for check-in? Yeah, that'll go over well with the people in line, let alone the counter personnel...

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UN to call for 'pre-emptive' ban on soulless robot bomber assassins

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Boffin

Designation vs Acquisition

The US does not allow UAVs to designated targets. Targets are designated and authorized by a human. Drones or UAVs may have the ability to acquire their target, but they do not "choose" or make a value judgement based on some arbitrary threshold. GLCMs and others that don't find their target simply go find an open space and impact there. Even CBUs are dropped against a designated target and simply acquire a target (if the CBU can acquire).

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Flame

Re: I don't much like drones....

YOU defend the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea without land mines...go ahead, make my day.

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Top guns doomed as US Navy demos first carrier-launched drone

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Holmes

Re: Range

Aerospace engineers will still have to take g-loading into account. Generally, the higher the stress, the stronger and heavier the components must be. Since most modern components, avionics included, are designed around a human limiting factor of around 9-10G's, they will have to be redesigned to operate in a heavier G environment. There will probably be a "sweet spot", depending on materials being used, where the designers get the optimum performance for the weight/power characteristics.

As for putting munitions on the top of an aircraft, it's been tried--doesn't work very well. Your maneuver would a) expose the non-stealth side to radar (assuming you were "stacking" them on top), b) would require a whole new testing regime on release characteristics and probably force unwanted changes to wing design/airflow. I've seen the footage where a munition dropped from below the wing went forward, up, and then over the wing, and c) make it hard as hell for weapons loaders to actually put the bombs on board. We currently use small bomb lift 'trucks" (called "jammers" they come in two sizes for small or big bombs). Loading on top would require hoists or bridge cranes loading x amount of lbs over the top of an aircraft. One slip and now you've got a very big hole in the aircraft, instead of a dent in the concrete. (I have personal experience dealing with a Mk-82 that hit nose-first, so dropping one on the concrete of a flightline won't cause a bomb to high-order--the fuses have lots of safeties designed to prevent just that)

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US Air Force beats off competition in NSA hacking fight

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Re: This was a College Competition

... Sorry this was in response to ledswinger's post..

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Facepalm

This was a College Competition

...and I suppose you firmly believe all youth sports teams should compete with professionals with no holds barred?

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Holmes

Academy Awards

While at the Academy, they can win various awards and achievements, and some entitle them to wear a ribbon. Besides the Paratroop badge, I don't think any crossover to active duty.

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Holmes

Re: I can be paranoid.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I've had 19 year old weapons crewmembers loading nukes on USAF aircraft, maintaining said nukes in the WSA (weapons storage area), and helping aircrews with sensitive intelligence for attack planning, let alone driving tanks, launching aircraft, etc, etc.

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Coca Cola in the dock over illegal China GPS map claims

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Holmes

EEFIs

It's about EEFIs, Essential Elements of Friendly Information, where someone can post seemingly innocuous info and others can combine it with other information to build a picture of not just locations, but activity. Western intel agencies know where Chinese military bases are, but a route of soft-drink deliveries tells them which buildings are occupied and with an approximate number of personnel, based on size/frequency of deliveries.

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Squillionaire space tourist offers oldsters a holiday to Mars

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Trollface

I Hereby Volunteer

...and I volunteer my wife, she doesn't know much about these space things, so I'll pitch it as an intimate vacation for two...

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City heat leak can disrupt high-altitude winds

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Boffin

Domes?

Time to put these energy hogs under glass (or whatever)?

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Chinese boffins crack cloaking tech for camouflage

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Holmes

Re: Two birds?

Depends on whether they're African or European...

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ESA, NASA agree on Orion module supply

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Facepalm

Re: 2017?

Lots of time for the liberal/progressives to get in again and divert all the money to entitlement programs.

FTFY

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Last moon landing was 40 years ago today

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Facepalm

Re: Scary thing is ...

Scary thing is...MY country spends twice the entire amount spent on the Moon program every year creating multi-generational dependence on federal programs designed to trap scores of millions in a welfare/medicare quicksand. We're well into our fourth generation of people completely dependent on the state and no end in sight. Of course that serves a particular political party very well...

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America to send space radar to Australia

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Mushroom

Re: So first Marines in Darwin...

Wow, awesome knee-jerk reaction!

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AI game bot HUNTS DOWN ENEMIES, passes Turing Test

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Thumb Up

Re: In games like in real life

A few years ago, when my teenage son and his friends started playing games like COD, I tried to explain the "team" concept and it was like talking to stunned mullet...then they learned that kicking serious butt as a team was way more fun than just running around shooting anything that moves (or doesn't). They learned to provide cover fire, securing the high ground, setting ambushes, etc. Sure, every now and then they reverted to type (especially late at night), but that's only to be expected. At least now they are fully trained for the zombie apocalypse.

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Airbus predicts catapult takeoffs and formation flying by 2050

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Stop

I Call BS on Formation Flying = Fuel Savings

I've been around aviation for 32 years now and I don't know of a single episode of aircraft (military or civilian) flying in formation to save fuel. Fighters fly in formation for mutual support. Heavies fly in formation usually for airdrops when trying to get tons of crap into one small patch (or photo ops). Anyone who has ever done in-flight refueling will tell you it takes a LOT of work to keep the aircraft in position, especially when two heavies are involved. Now, I don't think the article is suggesting the aircraft fly within 50ft of each other, but the wake turbulence from an A380 or 747 can only be described as "massive". Flying in that turbulence to save a few gallons of fuel would certainly cause higher stress loads on the airframe, more inspections, and longer times out of service, probably negating the fuel savings. Then, add the cost of cleaning up the interior of the trailing aircraft from the passengers puking up last year's dinners...

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'Zombie bullets' fly off US shelves after wave of undead attacks

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Alert

Zombies ARE Real....

And they're everywhere...

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/zombie

See definition 2.a

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Supernovae blasts shape climate, life on Earth, reckons boffin

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Coat

Interesting Conclusion...

in the "layman's version" link...

"A mark of a good hypothesis is that it looks better and better as time passes. With the triumph of plate tectonics, diehard opponents were left redfaced and blustering. In 1960 you’d not get a job in an American geology department if you believed in continental drift, but by 1970 you’d not get the job if you didn’t. That’s what a paradigm shift means in practice and it will happen sometime soon with cosmic rays in climate physics.

Plate tectonics was never much of a political issue, except in the Communist bloc. There, the immobility of continents was doctrinally imposed by the Soviet Academy of Sciences. An analagous diehard doctrine in climate physics went global two decades ago, when the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change was conceived to insist that natural causes of climate change are minor compared with human impacts.

Don’t fret about the diehards. The glory of empirical science is this: no matter how many years, decades, or sometimes centuries it may take, in the end the story will come out right."

...mine's the one with the April snow on it, thanks.

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100 EARTH-LIKE PLANETS orbit stars WITHIN 30 LIGHT-YEARS!

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Boffin

Re: @F111F Really?

Actually, fundamentalism has been on the decline in monotheistic religions, have you bothered to look at the factioning of various sects over the past 20 years or so? About the only place on Earth with a solid core of fundamentalism is among African Christians, who are now sending missionaries to Europe and America, to try and bring them back to the fold.

And again, "nutters" are only portrayed as mainstream by atheists and the press. The former to bolster their arguments and the latter to gain sales/hits.

You really think we "religious" types ignore science? What a laugh, we review everything published, every discovery, every journal. We talk about implications of scientific research, the latest findings and theories/revisions to theories. And, the vast majority of time, scientific advances have little or nothing to do with our personal walk with God. Sometimes they do (and we can have that argument elsewhere), but alien life, or the discovery of intelligence elsewhere in the Universe will not. There will be no rioting in the streets, no tearing of robes, no self-immolation, probably just a LOT of discussion about how this news may or may not impact our personal relationship with God. And frankly, unless the little green buggers are invading Earth and laying waste to the surface of the planet, it probably won't have any impact at all. The only rioting/problems will probably come from those who run around scared all the time anyways, such as the survivalists, who represent a tiny minority of opinion, but somehow rank high in visibility.

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Coat

Re: Fascinating. The thought strikes me that some people are probably............

You might wish to do some more research before stating such conclusions. The vast majority of religions have already answered this question and there will be no general crapping should alien life be a) discovered or even b) intelligent. Oh sure there are a few nut jobs out there, and the press with a variety of atheists will work very hard to find them and generally portray their sentiments for the entire religious community, I have no doubt. But by and large any such announcement will be a momentous occasion simply because it represents that many more possible converts, not a repudiation of any religious dogma.

...Mine's the one with the Bible in the pocket, thank you...

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Steerable bullet aims for mass army deployment

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Assuming my Math is Correct

A bullet traveling at 1,000mph with an on-board processor working at 30hz equates to about one decision approximately every 48ft or so...call it 50ft to make nice round number.

A 2,000m shot would be about 6,560ft, or about 130 decisions along the flightpath. The article doesn't cover how the sensor works with the direction changing apparatus, so there might be only a limited number of times the fins can adjust the bullet's trajectory (power issue, time to move the fins, etc) so I'm not sure the 130 decisions can be translated into how many course corrections are available and how much deflection can be achieved.

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Ex-staffer: Apple assigns new workers to made up projects

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Facepalm

Awwwww...

...It's one reason why Apple has a downer on this very site - and a number of other publications we could mention, including the UK's - and the world's - first ever Mac magazine....

You poor website, not getting what you want. Shame about that, care to throw another tantrum?

Seems to work for Apple tho...#2 in market cap for the WORLD.

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Iranian gov mouthpiece Press TV finally gets taken off the air in the UK

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Pint

So, Don't Take My Word, Take His...

http://newsroom.ucla.edu/portal/ucla/Media-Bias-Is-Real-Finds-UCLA-6664.aspx

Admittedly, the study is six years old, but I haven't seen much change in any of the networks to make this study out of date. Still confident of your position? Or, are you ready to admit the mainstream media are biased left of center, especially CBS? In fact, I bought the entire report and it pretty much shows Fox to be just to the right of center, with the noted exceptions, not nearly as far off center as are CBS and the other networks. Ergo, if you want more centrist news reporting, tune into Fox, again with certain exceptions.

OK, it's Saturday evening and I have other, better plans than hanging about here...

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F111F
Mushroom

CBS and NBC Are So Far Left...

CBS is so far left, they make the Democratic Party look Republican. And that's from scholarly research, not my opinion, BTW. MSNBC was caught actively campaigning for Obama in the last election, there's some objectivity for you. They even complained about how hard they worked for him on air! As for the Beeb, you must be joking...they've had a hard-on for anything conservative for about two solid decades now. Don't even get me started on the NPR, those guys are completely owned by the liberal left, lock, stock, and barrel.

So the conservative side gets one, just one network, and it's all: "Take up arms brothers! We musn't let dissenting opinions actually be aired!" Heaven forbid anyone actually replicate the same attack-dog reporting from the other side, or have opposing opinionated talking heads, that simply won't do!

So the liberals get the major newspapers, the conservatives get talk radio, and they're duking it out for majority shares of the TV spectrum. Has it ever occurred to you that the reason Fox has done so well is because they are the lone conservative voice on TV, whereas the liberal audience is spread across CBS, CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc?

Consider just how balanced the nation has been over several election cycles with percentages in the 40's for both sides and independents/small segments swaying elections. Either side gets above 55% and they start calling it a "mandate", when that term used to belong to winning with 75% or more. The nation is gridlocked because neither side can earn a majority large enough to push through their agenda, and somehow one, just one network is to blame? Doesn't that just reek of partisan reporting by pretty much ALL the networks to you?

How long has Fox been around? CBS? NBC? CNN? ABC? NPR? If they were really providing an objective, independent viewpoint, would Fox have anything more than a few percentage points? The Brits are stuck with a Gov't-given independent agency where the Beeb is concerned, so they have only themselves to blame for that one, and us with NPR, for that matter... Frankly, Fox is a creation by negligence of the other networks. Had they taken care of business earlier, we'd not be having this discussion/rant...and speaking of which, I'm all ranted out, carry on.

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F111F

You Forgot to Include...

BBC, CBS, NBC, NPR, etc in the list of ideologically motivated broadcasters. I'm sure it was just because The Reg only wanted to keep the story to one page, right?

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HP hawks huge 132in 'tablet'

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Go

New Standard?

Sooo, touch screens are to be measured in Octopuses as well as pixels and area?

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Women pick the family's mobile tech - and pay for it too

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Coat

If Momma Ain't Happy, No One Is...

...mine's the wife-approved version...

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