10 posts • joined 23 Jul 2010
Make way for RyanAirbus
Can you imagine how much Ryanair could charge if they flew five times slower? A one hour fight seriously limits the time to sell rotten sandwiches, fake e-fags and lotto tickets. Five hours and you'd have no money left for your holiday.
How can they resist.
Re: Sad Gits
Bleedin Auto Correct
Of course I meant VESPA Zimmer Frames...
Well at least they're learning the business by copying class - and at least they didn't think it was the CSI theme music...
Would it be possible to amass an army of aged mods with Vest Zimmer frames to defend the Who? Now that would be scary.
Re: Marketing 101
5C - the "C" is for for "Cheap"(er) - so nasty cheap colours. Bleedin' obvious!
One of our Playmonauts is missing?
Has LOHAN gone AWOL? We should be told...
Another myth debunked
So clearly, despite what the god botherers say, it doesn't make you blind. You have to buy special specs for that...
What a bunch of *ankers!
Not on holiday
Ok, so if you areon the beach with your wife (or someone else's) you shouldn't worry about the net. But some us work outside the UK. My MiFi jobbie stopped working overnight on Friday. (Ít's a rental - but a Three device), fine I thought I can use the shiny new Three Euro pass thingy while they sort it out. That worked for about two hours.
After a long and expensive phone call to a call centre I was told it was being "addressed" - and be completed in 7-8 hours. That was on Saturday afternoon. At my request they agreed to mail/SMS me when it was back up - to avoid me calling them in 8 hours...
It started working again this morning (Monday). Still waiting for the call.
I like many others work with core banking systems. I'm just so glad that this is not one of my cutomers (nor for that matter my bank). So who is actually spending their Friday calling all the agencies?
Who's system is RBS using?
Don't forget that the swiss team "Youg Boys" are based in Wankdorf...
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