Re: Standard measure
6133 posts • joined 21 Jul 2010
The "nine coachloads" phrase was used by a policeman investigating the case, not by the BBC.
The Reg article has got this very wrong, so I'm not blaming you for writing a comment based upon the misinformation you have received.
> The idea of actually trying to find out which viewpoint might be closer to the objective truth now appears a quaint notion fading rapidly into the mist of the past.
The objective truth is the number of weapons of different types that were recovered, as given in all coverage of the story. Reports also published pictures of the weapons that were recovered.
That the policeman said "nine coachloads", is also a fact.
What is just plain false is that "nine coachloads" was concocted by the BBC.
Whilst John H Woods' point that they [journalists] will try to achieve "balance" by repeating what they are told from people with alternative viewpoints. is an important point in general, I fail to see its relevance in this case.
What about a Mini full of barmaids?
(Nominally 5, though the record is 23 in 2012. Technically, whilst all adult human females, they weren't all barmaids, but as a child of the eighties - when such attempts were more common - that's how I want to imagine it.)
>to teach children addition, subtraction
They will learn those skills quicker if they play darts.
>Newflash - Facebook isn't a public service. Its a company that wants to turn a profit and it can set any rules it likes when you use its services. More fool you if you thought otherwise.
Absolutely. But if Facebook's existence is a de facto barrier to an alternative service (one that that just does what its users want, for a couple of quid a year), is there not grounds for banning it? I mean, can't we just be naive and ask our elected representatives to do what they are supposed to i.e act in our interests?
(Game theory: In some games, being the first to move gives a player an unassailable advantage. Take eBay as an example - once established, it will be the first choice of any self-interested buyer or seller)
A sad state of affairs. If only there was some sort of idiomatic reference book in which I could find a phrase that would concisely express my feelings on this matter.
> I've never seen a 1 disk NAS,
I have. Lacie made a couple.
However, these days many people have upgraded to routers (for better WiFi speeds and range) that provide a USB socket... this means that a standard external HDD can play the part of a 'single bay NAS'.
Even pirated material is easy streamed these days. If you can be confident of downloading a movie in five minutes legitimately or otherwise, or stream it, then you will be less fussed about storing it locally indefinitely.
It is possible that services like Netflix reduce some people's desire to store movies locally. Many of the devices people use to watch movies in their lounge are actually happier streaming content over the internet than they are playing media stored on the local network (Chromecast, NowTV dongle, some games consoles).
>Will they finally stop foisting crappy 1366x768 screens on laptop buyers?
There are plenty of very high res laptops available now. The issue is waiting for 3rd party software to play nice with it.
>I'm looking forward to AMDs new line up. Did no one talk about that?
Anandtech have twenty pages about AMD's lineup:
While the major OEMs, such as Dell, HP, Lenovo and ASUS will happily produce several models to fill the gap and maintain relationships with AMD, none of them will actively market a high-profile AMD based device due to the scope of previous AMD silicon and public expectation. If a mid-to-high end device is put in play, numbers are limited, distribution is narrow and advertising is minimal.
Performance per Watt is still on Intel's side.
Mikel is correct, a surveillance/coms payload of a given weight can do far more today than a few years ago.
Even having a day's downtime a week would allow one spare plane to provide cover for or six operational planes, allowing continuous uptime (weather and acts of dog, allowing). Having routine maintenance every month wouldn't be too onerous. Components, such as motor and prop assemblies can be swapped out / swapped in quickly.
I'm assuming the small size of it makes inspection of the airframe easier and quicker.
>This allows an NTP attack on almost any public wifi which permanently bricks your phone.
Has this this been demonstrated in a proof-of-concept attack?
I was under the impression that Jackie Chan underwrote his own film because he couldn't get conventional insurance.
Still, it would seem that nobody has been injured more in Jackie Chan films than Jackie himself (I've tried looking online to see if any of his employees have been seriously injured on set, but I can't see past the "Jackie Chan's Top Ten Injuries"-type articles.
The BBC reported it as being a criminal prosecution, so penalties beyond fines are possible.
On one of the Indiana Jones movies Mr Ford was keen to do his own stunts... until a stunt man pointed out that it was doing him out of work. Mr Ford was, by all accounts, genuinely embarrassed that this hadn't occurred to him.
(Remember he started out as a carpenter on a movie set).
(For a very young looking Mr Ford, search Google Images for "Terminate With Extreme Prejudice")
>AFAIK the M.O.D has a "sort-off" waiver for 'elth un safe'y, but ONLY during combat situations.
Indeed, I've heard of UK military compounds where it is compulsory for car drivers to reverse-park into parking bays. It is good practise - you are less likely to knock into a pedestrian whilst reversing into a bay than you are reversing out of a bay and into a thoroughfare.
>The one on the right looks like me.
You're Gérard Depardieu?
A rosier frame indeed, we likely won because we were more aggressive.
The Google search algorithms - and thus DuckDuckGo - are designed for the WWW, where any idiot can create a website (and search results are, in part, ranked by how many other pages link to it).
The approach to searching within a more structured, centrally hosted, collection of data would be different. The requirements of the user might be different, too. A user might, for example, want to search for all Wikipedia articles related to [SUBJECT] that have not been edited in the last [LAST EDIT DATE] and cite only those sources that come from [EXTERNAL SOURCE: ".ac.org"] or whatever.
>We had to rent videos - a VHS M*A*S*H cost GBP49 to buy
Is it possible that was the price video rental shops had to buy it at? They were not allowed to rent out copies that were sold to Joe Public.
The 1970s book The Joy of Sex by Alex Comfort featured black and white outline illustrations by an artist by Chris Foss.
Other readers might recognise him as the man who illustrated the covers of a good many sci-fi books, but in a completely different style (full colour, brush and airbrush), often on Asimov books.
He combined the two styles in a book called Diary of a Spaceperson. Citing an Amazon.co.uk review of the same:
Imagine you have this archive of fantastic science fiction art depicting highly original and organic spacecraft with vibrating colours, painted by a legendary artist. And you also have this even larger pile of pencil sketches of topless women. Wanting to show these to the world your natural reaction might be to compile a work about spaceships and another with drawings. Not so here.
>One wonders what they will make of each other.
Mutual disinterest, probably. It would make for a very boring monster mash-up movie, a la the SyFy Channel.
"Zombies Vs Skynet" The undead and terminators go about their daily business without disturbing each other
[In fairness to SyFy, whilst they are known for films like 'Sharknado!', their recent adaptation of The Expanse has been very good. Recommended for fans of hard sci-fi, set in a colonised Solar System with political intrigue. It sticks to its own measuered pace, but stay with it. Series 2 has just been commissioned.]
Hello Mr Haines. Are there any other examples of strange ToCs that you and your colleagues have seen over the years? Perhaps you could appeal to the readership here to provide examples they have seen?
Just an idea!
>It has certainly worked - the Register has now reported it twice.
I've read a couple of articles around the web about the release of Lumberyard, and this is the first I've read of the zombie clause in the ToCs - save for a comment by 'Clockworkseer' yesterday.
>Any self-respecting leach would, of course, refuse to put their mouth parts anywhere near the pervs prives.
You can believe that if you want to to, but if you go skinny dipping in a swamp and find a limp dangly thing clung to your limp dangly thing - please do share with us here at the Reg!
It's been said that Aristotle Onassis had the bar stools on one of his yachts clothed in sperm whale foreskin. I'd assumed that this was removed from a dead whale, until I read Mr Maloney's post.
>Idiots who self inflict either through drink, drugs or just being fucking idiots do NOT deserve first line care
On the grounds that laughter is a good medicine, it is appropriate that they be admitted to hospitals.
>Low flow priapism by any cause for more than four hours is a medical emergency. Deprived of oxygen the cells start to die
Again, just don't do it. Also, before any of you ask, a 'kiss of life' will not help oxygenate the cells.
(Although there is a joke in which a male patient, who has been instructed to relive pressure in those parts through manual manipulation, looks over to the next cubicle and sees the silhouette of a nurses head bobbing up and down over its occupant: "What about him?!" he asks.
"Oh, he's on BUPA" replies the Doc. )
[Edit: For the benefit of non-UK readers, BUPA is a brand of private healthcare available in the UK, as opposed to our free-at-the-point-of-treatment National Health Service]
There a few comments here along the lines of "Why not just make it shrink?"
In normal operation, turning off the pump is sufficient to reduce the pressure, since the blood will escape back into the rest of the body. Unfortunately in this case, the rings block the return path*. The patient would have been de-stimulated by the time he called for assistance - the pump had long been turned off - so another approach was required.
*That is the whole point of cock-ring, I've been led to believe - though I'm no expert on sticking my extremities into unsuitable apertures. I'm not an expert on sticking my face into a pan of boiling oil either, but my take on it remains the same: Just don't do it.
Weebles! (those egg-shaped figues that wobbled on their base... sort of the antidote to Barbie's equally unrealistic body shape)
Next time the Reg needs to recreate a scene featuring a yuppie:
It's a Playmobil exact scale replica of a Porsche 911 Carrera S, with functioning rear and front lights, customisable body and wheels, removable roof and illuminated dashboard.
Well if all you are training is Cockpit Procedures, then yeah, 64k RAM (and a a whole fake cockpit of switches and instruments) will do it.
However, if the now-more accessible techniques of simulating complex fluid dynamics and finite element analysis (to reduce, not replace physical testing) didn't save money and time in the design of aircraft, they wouldn't be used as widely as they are.
In engineering, product design and architecture, CAD isn't isn't just about visualisation (though that itself is often invaluable); it is also a whole suite of tools to help groups of engineers - often from different disciplines - work together.
At a more modest level, a man down the road from me makes wooden propellers for light aircraft. His CAD needs aren't as sophisticated (single user, standard file system), but to model new propellers and generate cutting paths for his CNC router he still benefits from a modern, consumer-class desktop.
For sure, one of the influences that has made 3D CAD cheaper is that GPUs were made in huge numbers (thus sharing the R&D and tooling costs amongst more people) for the price-concious gaming market, so on that point I will concede your point that a lot of computing power is 'wasted' on mere entertainment.
>The bloatware that my Samsung came with annoys me - duplication of Google ware mostly
> A Google Nexus is a nice phone, but I'd rather not have to trust Google so much.
So, you'd like to have the option of not using Google, but the preliminary work that Samsung has done to to offer you a non-Google Android annoys you?
Here's the thing: If a phone vendor ships a phone without Google Play Services version of Android, it is not allowed to ship *any* phone with Google Play Services ( APIs for location and other stuff, plus the Play Store, native GMail client, Google Maps etc). So, the only way for an Android phone vendor to break away from Google is to do it wholesale, and that would mean providing alternatives to all of Google's services.
Samsung have been hedging their bets for a while (I don't know what their own strategists currently think of their chances), hence the duplication of apps and services (an app store etc). It also explains their Tizen OS efforts.
Amazon tried an Android phone without Google. I haven't seen many of them.
>Pehaps the Canonical coffers are starting to run dry and they need to make some money and lots of it?
I'm not sure that there is lots of money to be made by offering an OS to ODMs in competition to Android, which is 'free'.
What the ODMs might want is a Google-free flavour of Android, as Amazon have attempted and Samsung keep flirting with. (That is why Samsung phones come with Samsung alternatives to 'Translate', 'Mail', 'Calendar' etc).
Just because you could get a desktop GUI Linux application running on a phone, doesn't mean that it would be pleasant to use.
So, you could plug your phone into a TV (and mouse, and keyboard) and use desktop GUI applications, but it would be much easier to just use a separate 'computer on a HDMI stick', which is a form factor that is already available in ARM and Intel flavours. I mean, it just seems a kerfuffle to plug your phone into a TV, and then unplug it all again when you need to pop out for half an hour.
>so what happens to the frozen goods that I might buy from them if they do the same?
That's a question of implementation, not concept. In theory a refrigerated delivery van *could* bring frozen goods to your door in a better state than you could (if your car doesn't have air-con). Other options include a reuseable thermal box, and maybe a phase-change thermal store 'brick'.
The rest of your points are valid. People's shopping habits vary a lot, but some might have a supermarket deliver the bulk boring stuff and get meats from a local butchers. I use Lidl for many items, but use Sainsburys/Waitrose for other stuff, a farmer's market if I'm passing... My habits are partly informed by my drive home from work.
>When machines replace workers in site automation and self-learning AI automation robots, the geeks will be kings.
No, the people who hold the power over the geeks will be kings, as has always been the case. For 'geeks', we can substitute 'stone masons' - they were people that the rulers needed, and couldn't treat too badly (else they would take their skills elsewhere), but kings they were not.
Of course, some geeks have become very powerful today, but they are a few individuals and that power isn't distributed amongst everyone who can code
>doing stuff that makes my head hurt just trying to substandard,
Makes my brain hurt so much I commit bizarre typos, evidently. This was typed on a proper keyboard, I can't even blame an auto-correct system.
The Windows teams are expected to take input from MS's strategic business team, which itself would be trying to work out how to use Windows to maximise profits or footholds for other products and services, in a rapidly changing, competitive environment. Or something like that.
The research teams, whilst doing stuff that makes my head hurt just trying to substandard, have in some ways more simply defined tasks.
>640x200 pixels in monochrome is pretty archaic by today's display standards.
For a general purpose computer, yes. But similar displays are still common in kit made today - music players, for example.
Even parts - or the connections - that are not designed to move may still suffer some mechanical strain from thermal expansion cycles.
From the article: "it also offered a rather archaic LCD display as illustrated above"
I believe Christian read the article text as meaning that LCD technology in general was archaic, whereas the same sentance could be also read as meaning that this specific LCD display was archaic. I read it as the latter.
I found them handy for plugging temperature probes into, logging and displaying temperature against time (when developing a cooking product).
- All the essential ports, inc. serial
- small size
- WinXP - ran the software that came with the temperature probe.
For reading websites, it was horrible though - like peering through a letter box.
>But donut store coffee cups very rarely have a handle... which I assume makes them spheres or something.
Topologically the coffee cups are like spheres, whereas donuts are similar to tea-cups with handles. Teapots with one handle and no lid are similar to figure-of-eight pretzels.
"LENR-CANR.ORG A library of papers about cold fusion"
If it were legitimate, the website would by subtitled "A library of papers about some experiments that produce some as-of-yet unexplained data"
A clue is that they have jumped to a conclusion. The other clue is the name 'Rossi' on the page.
>Well, have you seen the west's records on Human rights?
If you could move in time, you'd observe more distance travelling a few decades than you would a few thousand miles.
>We will be copying Chinese designs... gulp
For much of the last five thousand years, Chinese technological and organisational superiority has been the norm... the Twentieth Century was just a blip.
Well, kind of... Glass technology (what we Occidentals used for drinking wine) opened the doors of chemistry, microscopy, astronomy, perspective in art...