* Posts by NJS

10 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Jul 2010

Cloud vendor lock-in is shocking, but there's a get out of jail card

NJS

Re: Why not have cloud.gov.uk ?

LMAO ... yes we could do that.

What would realistically happen is the gov would run a procurement exercise and Microsoft or AWS would get the job.

Ohhhh, you meant build a cloud...

Rancher faces prison for trying to breed absolute unit of a sheep

NJS

Re: there were the foxes, and horses, and camels, and...

Giant hogweed is a plague along many riverbanks - nasty stuff that burns the skin if touched and leaves it sensitive for a long time afterwards (lot longer than the burns take to heal).

Doom turns 30, so its creators celebrate seminal first-person shooter’s contribution to IT careers

NJS

Ah Doom

..and the null modem cable. Wander into computing lab (or engineering lab, we were equal opportunities), disconnect a couple of machines from the network (preferably facing the door so you could keep an eye out for staff), unzip Doom from a stack of floppies, frag away.

Very happy memories :)

Signal says it'll shut down in UK if Online Safety Bill approved

NJS

Re: Post Office

I was going to say something similar - given some of the letters I see from relatives if the spooks could provide a transcript after they've finished with the OCR'ing I'd be grateful because then we might both know what's being communicated.

Keeping your head as an entire database goes pear-shaped

NJS

I'm not a DBA...

but even I got to the line that started DROP and I was squirming.

We regret to inform you there are severe delays on the token ring due to IT nerds blasting each other to bloody chunks

NJS

Re: We were doing that at the lab at uni

So were we but with a null modem cable - enter lab, find quiet corner right up the back, disconnect two PCs from network, gibb away. Good times (slightly misty eyed for some reason) ;)

Scotland to get National ID system 'by the backdoor', campaigners mull challenge

NJS

...already an NHS unique number

Em, yes and no - what you may find is you (depending on where you've lived in the UK during your lifetime) have many unique NHS Numbers, all of which are hopefully/loosely tied together with whatever one is supposedly current.

NHS Number as primary key, you're having a laugh.

Doctor Who to hit small screen on 1 September

NJS
Coat

Western episode

Out of curiosity - anybody else think the cyborg thing in the western episode looks a bit like Kryten? Now there's a crossover episode.

I'll get me own coat.

'Angry Bird in the Sky' spotted by astronomers

NJS

Okay...

...who put Terry Pratchett in charge of naming celestial bodies

Flaw could expose 'millions' of home routers

NJS
Welcome

Full list is available here

http://blogs.forbes.com/firewall/2010/07/13/millions-of-home-routers-vulnerable-to-web-hack/