Re: This speech recognition code is 'just as good' as a pro transcriber
Ach, Awa' an' bile yer heid, ye lummock!
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Ach, Awa' an' bile yer heid, ye lummock!
"I hope Wednesday goes well."
My too. I've had an entry in my calendar since the launch in March. Stuff like this brings a little bit of joy into my otherwise politically depressed existence!
<alien because hopefully there will be some extraterrestrial explaining>
but sometimes the speed and efficacy of a nail gun is what's required!
Calcium Chloride you say...
That's the third time this week that I've seen reference to that bloody toaster from Red Dwarf! Admittedly one was my own comment on another story and the second was someone else's comment on yet another story... I think the toasters are coming for us!
(or maybe, just maybe, there are enough technoprats inhabiting these reaches that we all have common memories/nightmares about that bloody toaster?)
"Arrrgghh - look at the canary! We're being poisoned by CO !!"
"Nah, look - it's just resting!"
...to the phrase "Halt and Catch Fire"
Would you like some toast? Perhaps a teacake? How about a crumpet? Or maybe a delicious Muffin?
Except that it was reported before they even got to the comet that the mission was Rosetta, and Philae was an added extra - if it woke up it was a bonus, if it made contact with the comet, that was a bonus, if it stuck, a bonus, if it did any of the science another bonus.
Okay, so the harpoons didn't launch and the cold-gas thruster didn't work either. After 10 years in space and ending up in a non-optimal location and attitude they STILL managed to do a whole bunch of bonus science thanks to the stuff that DID work on the lander.
If that's a failure, then I look forward to them continuing to similarly fail so spectacularly on future probe missions!
Ah - previous employer termed that one as 'special projects'
I didn't - all the ones I got in change during my trip last month were ratty bits of barely-legible paper that appeared to have been in regular use as a makeshift beer-mat for a leaky pint of Tennants!
<edit> quick check of t'webs suggests it was a pilot run last year by Clydesdale ahead of full release now, with RBS and BOS in November 2016 and 2015 respectively, which explains why they weren't more prevalant </edit>
**GAAAHHH!!!** I'll hand in my grammar-police badge on my way out!
"...plastic stuff they're rolling out..."
I dub thee Robert MacHelpMaBob and claim my Scottish Five pound note! (made of grease-absorbing paper, not this weird plastic stuff their rolling out in the south.)
Good stuff - have you informed him of any dress code?
I'll be impressed when it can contextualise the sentence and understand whether or not I'm desperate to hear something by 60's soul legend Eartha Kitt or desperately requiring the nearest facilities!
I think Laura MacCleery is the VP of blah blah for Consumer Reports, not for Tesla? Though the phrasing is fairly confusing!
It would be good if there was some sort of 'implementation' requirement where the current owners of a patent have to demonstrate the mechanism of the patent working (and not just identical to, or even just, a thing they bought from the previous patent owner(s) ) before they are allowed to sue for the infringement.
and it's still my main phone now. Works well and does everything I need (not actually saying 'why did they bring out another phone when I don't need it' - just don't see the need to upgrade personally whilst this one still works).
Intrigued by the battery on the new one though - mine is 3200mAh (12.16 Wh @ 3.8V) and that was 3-4 years ago so either their battery tech isn't advancing as quickly as might be hoped or they've opted for a smaller battery to cram more (stuff?) into pretty much the same form factor.
Also, is that silvery back case actually metal, or just chromed plastic? That's the one thing that started to mark quite quickly on my Note 3, and the thinner parts around the edge buttons are starting to split.
Um, no, it isn't. Half litre of tea at 95°C, add small dash of milk at 4°C temperature of the mixture is now 94.5°C. Repeat until all the milk is added and the mixture is now at about 75°C. (all depending on initial starting temps and relative volumes)
Or quantity of milk at 4°C, add a splash of tea at 95°C, temperature of mixture is now 5°C. repeat until all tea added, mixture is now at 80°C. In the second instance the hottest the milk ever gets is the 75°C. In the first instance some of it gets up to 95°C and denatures more and tastes 'funny' - like using UHT milk in your tea tastes 'funny' vs. the pasteurised stuff.
(Icon with a dash of irony, added at any stage of the reading you like!)
"Hmmm... they must have been Thai, because Chinese, Japanese, Singaporean, and Korean all drink their tea "black." "
Or, as I suspect the OP was talking about Birmingham, United Kingdom, it was probably 'Asian' meaning of Indian / Pakistani / Bangladeshi origins, or thereabouts.
Right alongside the foul beings that stir sugar into their tea and then straight in to my cup with the spoon... about the only evidence for homeopathic efficacy I've ever witnessed - yes I can taste the sweetness!
You never allow milk and tea (bag) to contact and you certainly never use something that has held coffee to make tea!
I sincerely hope the individual concerned has been roundly chastised, trained in the correct procedure, taken outside, flogged and returned to the kitchen until such time as they can present you with a proper cuppa.
I'd say nuke them from orbit, but they'll never learn if you do that for a first offence - even one as severe as this!
Peroni was about the only 'mainstream' lager I'd tolerate (icy cold on a hot day).
What else is there that I should be able to get delivered with my supermarket shopping for the icy beer needs? It seems like sacrilege to chill any of the real ales that far.
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/practiced - either works depending on which part of the world you learned...
Just about my first thought when it started was "Oh <deity>! Not another video with excessively stirring orchestral overload!". Don't get me wrong - I think the actual science and engineering bit is incredible and a time-lapse video of Jupiter and moons in orbit is amazing, but just maybe tone down the "heavenly hosts" anthems?
Either I've just missed the article, or El Reg is suffering from the loss of Lester's keen eye and wit, but I'd like to raise a glass on his behalf to SpaceX's continued attempts to make reusable rocket stage landings a boring event with the successful launch (and 1st stage return) of the latest Falcon 9 / Dragon combination to the ISS.
I've seen a number of reports (articles?) suggesting that studies say money isn't a good motivator and paying people more doesn't make them happy and more productive... Strange how that doesn't seem to apply to those with chairs around the executive boardroom table though!
How about percussive education? (Or 'beating some sense into you / me / them' ?)
and presumably the streetview cameras captured the 'Private Road' signs too?
unfortunately, you appear to not be aware of the most recent news...
what if you're a Bison?
I have to agree - nobody want's their chilli-spirits to taste of sambuca!
(icon, 'cos chilli beer is often quite nice)
Is that another of Michael O'Leary's crazy ideas to cram more people on his 'planes?
and for me - Pot, pre-warmed and left to brew for 3+ minutes, preferably loose leaf by the teaspoon per person. Milk first so it doesn't denature with heat - you know roughly how much you put in normally! Scone, rhymes with 'gone', then jam then clotted cream.
In fact, due to my heritage tendancies, a slice of butter between jam and cream for extra tasty goodness - and be glad I didn't try to batter and deep-fry that bad boy too!
Sheesh! - I double-checked, and I did put the joke icon on it.
Being serious for a moment though, I've looked at as much analysis as I could find and at who is actually pushing which side of the campaign and what their personal motives might be, and once you cut through as much of the crap from both sides as you can identify it seems pretty clear to me where the right answer lies.
All I ask of anyone voting on Thursday is that you try to get to the truth amongst the hyperbole and make an informed decision, don't just vote with the grumbling sensation in your skull and belly from too much beer with last night's dinner.
Is that what we're calling the nation next Friday while Boris, Nige and Rupert are quaffing their celebratory Bolly?
Thoughts and sympathies to his family.
Interesting idea, however useful it ultimately ends up being. The main part of their research actually seems to be about regenerating the 'missing' frequencies from the vibration-motor-as-microphone signal rather than the hardware hacking to enable it's use. I notice that their sample voice is quite deep so probably plays to the strengths of the experiment. I wonder how effective it is for a less resonant, higher pitched voice?
okay, so assuming it was just BEAM rather than the whole station, 16m3 is about 20Kg of air at 1 bar. Annoying and disappointing but not critical. Thanks for doing the harder thinking!
I haven't seen (too lazy for in-depth research) what the risk or mitigation is to the whole ISS if the module suffers a puncture which vents all its internal air - how drastically could it alter the station's orbit / attitude / damage structure by pushing or twisting in an unexpected direction?
Mostly idle curiosity rather than doom-mongering and I'm sure they bright boys and girls at the various agencies involved have assessed the possibilities, just haven't seen any info about it.
They should make sure to order some more Gaffa ( Duct / Duck / pick your own flavo(u)r ) tape. That would solve the problem really quickly, or they could use it to hold the broken battery cover in place...
I realise that they build these things with Apps and 3rd party servers for ease of installation and configuration (and not at all because they want to be able to analyse all the metrics they collect...) but unless I can configure the thing so it never talks outside my router unless it is only talking directly with an authorised (by me) device, AND I can actually see a benefit to having the thing, it isn't getting into my home, no how, no way.
I realise the android phone is already telling google way more about me than I am happy with, but that doesn't mean I need to expand that to every 2-bit IoT peddler that comes along.
Congratulations to everyone involved in this, and the SpaceX launch & land at the weekend!
Hope the experiment goes well enough to prove the technology is dependable and could be used to increase our space-in-space more economically than launching giant tin-cans.
Many (most?) UK / EU universities also have some form of institutional repository in which the researchers should (for a varying level of mandate) put copies of their work for it to then be freely available to all - generally the version deposited is requested to be the last one the author tweaked - i.e. Author writes paper, submits paper to journal. Journal farms out peer-review to other academics in the discipline, author takes feedback from peer-review and tweaks paper so that journal will accept it - THIS VERSION should go in repository - journal fiddles with the font / layout / adds headers, page numbers etc...
The journals charge mightily for the finished version, or charge the author (or their institution / research funder) mightily to be open access in the finished version. They also tend to implement various embargoes for the author's last version as part of the agreement to publish the shiny version in the journal, and the institutions can't afford to be sued for copyright breach by the publishers, unlike e.g. sci-hub, who essentially have no money anyway... There's a debate as to the value of the publisher step, but whilst academic career progression is contingent upon being published in 'excellent' journals, most academics won't stop trying to publish in those (blooming expensive) journals. Without the excellent research to publish, the journals won't stay 'excellent' for very long, but who wants to risk their career in the meantime? They call it academic freedom to publish in the journal of choice, but it seems more like publisher freedom to charge what they want.
If research funders insisted that outputs of their funded research had to be publicly available from peer-review day zero, no embargoes, no gross author fees to be paid, the quality of the expensive, locked-down journals would vanish quite rapidly. Researchers bringing in the research funding will be in demand from the institutions, so career progression would be based on your ability to do good research, rather than just about getting your research published in Nature.
It just needs somebody to make the first brave move to break the current stalemate...
I had the fortune to spend some time last year travelling between the UK and AUS via Dubai with Emirates.
Some of the legs were on A380s and some were on 777s - far and away happier with the Airbus than the Boeing - Even the cabin crew seemed happier on the airbus, although that's only from my observation, not a first hand account.
Perhaps both conductors on one cable are earthed whilst the other cable has both connected to many volts - the shortest path for each to earth is the opposite wire?
As for blue / purple - maybe your monitor calibration is out or it just seems a purple colour in contrast to the blue background?
Why someone would wire both conductors in a cable to earth or high voltage is another question entirely!
One of my (many) biggest bug-bears. Spend your budget before year end or don't get the budget next year...
At Uni, I was involved with a sports club in charge of looking after the equipment. The annual budget wasn't massive and all expenditure had to go through 3 subsequent layers of administrative approval to get signed off.
towards the end of the year we needed a new piece of reasonably expensive kit - more than we had remaining budget for and such that it would wipe our next year's budget flat. I asked the admin to whom I usually had to pass the invoices for payment if we could carry our remaining budget through or get an advance out of next year's budget so we could buy this item, but neither option was permitted and if we didn't use our remaining budget, next year's would be reduced accordingly...
It ended up with the supplier invoicing me for '0.5 x big item' plus other bits of consumable in the last month of the budget period, and '0.5 x big item' in the first month of the next period, when it was actually delivered. Needless to say 'big item' was not a divisable thing, but at least someone was willing and able to manipulate the system as necessary to get things done. Plus, their financial year ran across a different period to ours so they didn't have to explain how or why they sold 50% of it!
erm... you appear to have forgotten the coat or joke icons?
I totally agree that it would greatly help if we could standardise on a common language but nobody is going to agree to only teach and use English as a functional language across Europe. Attitudes are too entrenched to ever accept that.
Perhaps however, we should agree across Europe on a specific, formal European language that everyone is taught at school as a second language, perhaps something with less grammatical peculiarities than any of the existing langauges, (and no diacritics / fine pronunciation issues etc.)
How about High Valerian?
Just what I came to say. "Football", or even "Association Football", rather than "American Football" or "Aussie Rules All-In Brawling".