114 posts • joined 16 Jul 2010
UK regulators - an idea:
How about making it an offence, punishable with a fine which goes to the call recipient tax-free as expenses for time and distress, to call someone and not give the details of your company when you leave a message, either through an automated caller (which should be banned outright anyway) or by person. I, and I'm guessing a growing number of others will not answer the phone to unrecognised or withheld numbers. If you are a legitimate business with a valid reason to call, you don't with-hold your number, you leave a message stating your company name and the purpose of the call, and you leave a number I can call back which is likely to be included in all calling plans.
Actually, a second idea:
If you call me and actually get through, when I ask you from where you got my number, you should be legally obliged to tell me the source, so I can then trace back to which organisation has ignored my instructions that I do not wish to be contacted by them or their 'carefully selected' 3rd parties and again, they can be punished by a fine, which goes to me. </rant>
Clearly having a caffeine issue, just not sure if it's too much or too little...
Re: Still need Arnie & Sigourny
And Danny Glover got himself a Predator too...
What do you mean "There was no second Predator film!" ?
Fun arguments with auditors
There was always the auditor at a previous place of work who complained that the 'consumables' spend was too high in the electronics workshop, and that we had so many cables (VGA / serial / parallel style) without records in the asset register... Never grasped the concept that the 'consumables' were being transformed into these new, custom length & function cables and it would cost more in man-hours to record the materials usage than it did in parts and labour to make the damn things!
Always astounds me that this is still the predominant form of budget management -
"You didn't spend all of last year's budget, so not only are we going to take away the money you didn't spend last year, but we're going to reduce this year's budget by an equivalent amount"..."sorry, you need to buy a what? but you don't have the budget for that!"
How about "Well your planned spend for last year was X, plus 10% contingency, but actually you spent 0.99 X, so it was a good plan, Thanks for saving us 0.11 X . What does the next year's justifiable planned expenditure look like? ... okay so we can agree a likely figure of 'Y' for next year so here's Y plus 10% contingency", or is there some beancounter magic that I just don't understand?
Re: Turn it around
But again, that is (hopefully) only to be seen between people that know each other really well and understand that the sentiment is not implied by the statement - it might disturb or confuse potential onlookers but if those involved aren't upset or offended, then why should anyone else? (Though adult sensibilities would hopefully limit the potential for using 'unacceptable' language.) You certainly shouldn't see that kind of behaviour or interaction between people who are effectively, or actually, complete strangers, and absolutely not in a professional capacity where the reputations of the individual and the company they represent are at stake.
It keeps coming back to the Adam Hills philosophy:
1. Don't be a dick!
I think it was some mechanism around over-pledging (pledge more than the chosen reward level), then requesting the extra goodies from a price-list
e.g. select a £40 pledge level, but pledge £60 quid and ask for £20 worth of patches / stickers etc.
No idea how complicated it is to manage though - only ever played from this side of the KS fence.
It should be possible to add the options to acquire stickers / patches / mugs / tankards to your pledge - I know the Elite: Dangerous guys managed it anyway.
It would be appreciated as I've realised my sub doesn't include a tankard (I think) and I'd quite like one, but don't want to reduce my pledge to
your beer fund this fabulous project
Re: Not just FB please
I'd settle for 5 different blunt things...
What about Apoapsis and Periapsis ? Or should I stop messing about with KSP for a while?
Dammit - 'locale'
or maybe I do mean 'local' - it being Ireland and all. Though possibly not at 40,000 feet.
I'm impressed that it keeps circling back to cut across Blighty (I'm projecting from it's current local on the west coast of Ireland) - we're not exactly a giant target on the global scale, but clearly the Jet Stream or whatever those high altitude winds are called (IANAMeteorologist) just love this little island.
Every time I look at it, and I CAN see the individual words for what they are but, my brain translates that into "Alien Dread Pirate Roberts"...
Oooh - now where's the category for the Rodents of Unusual Size?
Please! It always frustrates me when you apply for stuff like car insurance and they give you a box for job description so you try writing 'developer' and it says "do you mean 'property developer'?" so you try 'software developer' and it doesn't have a match, and eventually you plump for 'computer programmer' because apparently a mental image of a giant rack of lights and flip switches is still the sum of what some of us do.
My last job was ostensibly developing in-house systems, but it was a small company so it included 1st line support, sys-admin stuff, kicking printers, rewiring sections of the office, changing the fuse on the toaster in the kitchen and shifting desks around. Couldn't find the correct job title in the list so I was a 'computer programmer'...
In my world view:
coder / programmer - takes a detailed spec and translates it into a programming language.
developer - takes a very fuzzy set of wish-list requirements and tries to create a semblance of a spec from it, get that agreed, beats their head against the keyboard repeatedly until they have a system closely matching the spec, then repeatedly rebuilds chunks of it because that isn't actually what they wanted / needed, stuff is in the wrong place, etc.
Ah the joys of an open market...
with just enough of 'la cinta roja' to scupper the best laid plans of mice, men and playmonauts!
At least the land of the free look likely to let you blow some stuff up in their bit of the upper atmosphere, and you can try some of the lovely craft beers whilst you're there, for research purposes of course!
Bring on the Merch and let's get this thing done. One credit card standing by.
"watch [it] on purpose"
I'm not, but that's because I don't need to see wanton acts of barbarism rather than because of some thinly veiled, dubious statement about the legality of doing so by some questionably informed representative of the Met. Police.
Could they please get someone with a clue to actually point out what is and isn't illegal rather than scare-mongering because they'd really rather you didn't do it. All the sides of these issues have got to realise that respect is not best obtained via the use of a stick, either real or metaphorical...
Well known problem in big metal ships. Apparently they used to sort it with some strategically placed magnets (or a big lump of steel), though I couldn't tell you the specifics. Probably easier to test that by just having a play around with an energised LOHAN in a big open field, followed by a beer or two for refreshment.
indeed - how has someone on the prosecuting team not muttered the words 'triangulation' and 'phone masts' ?
Or maybe they're hoping that it's a log from his apple maps app so can't be considered accurate evidence...
When she was a teenager in 95? How can someone get such a title while they're still in their 20's... oh, hang on... crap! - her maths is clearly MUCH better than mine!
(Mine's the one with the missing decade in the pocket)
Another canard servo issue?
Have you considered having a word with your servo supplier, or possibly threatening the pesky things with some orange sauce?
Why so many companies wading in to a 'market' for swipe reading additions to had-held tech? Have they not noticed that World(-USA) shifted to chip and PIN readers 10+ years ago because <ahem>security</ahem>, and now towards "tap...tap...TAP...SLAP...jiggle, wiggle - ah there it is, no PIN, 'cos that was faster wasn't it? Securi-what now? well, it was only £20 wasn't it..."
Or I could hand someone a bundle of used notes in exchange for some goods and nobody pays any transaction fees, well until the business go to lend it to their bank anyway!
Ads on el-reg aren't obtrusive? Well, except when they are the Microsoft / Lotus F1 style, autoplay video, or the mouse-over expanding ones... I specifically don't run ad-block on here because I want the reg hacks to get paid for the drivel / articles (delete as appropriate) they post, but those MS adverts were coming very close to making me re-enable it again!
Re: Why trust any third party?
Ah, but your generated password is too long / doesn't contain any of the required symbols / repeats characters within 3 spaces / must be changed every 29.497 days / breaks some other arbitrary and unhelpful rule on this particular service ...
Still not trusting 3rd parties with my password management though!
(and exactly what mechanism are various banks using to 'encrypt' my password in such a way that they can validate only characters 3,7 and 9 of my password anyway?)
Re: Here is an idea....
It sounds like a great idea, but unfortunately they can't. As I understand it, VAT on ebooks is mandated from 'Europe' so the UK government have to charge it... of course, 20% of ebook sales to the treasury is great incentive to continue to shrug, wave their hands in the air and mutter 'Europe eh - what can you do?'
Good work guys
Have one on me. (not the Vacuum frozen kind though, unless the alternative is Carling)
Re: Already Given Up
It is standardisation, but like the thread sizes, they're specifying the standard for the end product (the screws, nuts and bolts) rather than the tools used to produce the products (the taps and dies). Yes, everyone would be fine if they just use Mr Whitworth's tools, but then you'll pay Mr. Whitworth whatever he's asking for those tools. Alternatively, I can buy tools at half the cost from Mr. Smith or Mr. Jones, which have been made such that they still produce something that will interface perfectly with an item produced by one of Mr. Whitworth's more expensive offerings.
(obligatory Paris for a comment about nuts and screws)
Are there several training courses that the workers in the Department of homeland immigration and border controls (or whatever that particular law enforcement agency is currently called) have to go through to ensure they have not one scrap of a sense of humo(u)r or empathy left before they are let loose on the poor 'foreign' idiots that have chosen to spend some time and money in the states?
On my first and only trip so far, the first 3 words mumbled by the [clerk|guard|officer] were 'business or vacation'? which left me staring blankly at him for a few seconds whilst my sleep deprived and dehydrated brain attempted to determine the source language and translate it into my native English.
Eventually my response was 'Oh, um, holiday' ... blank stare returned for 2 seconds ... 'um, vacation, yes'. followed by the where will you be staying ('travelling all over' is a bad answer), how long, etc.
Even just a 'good morning' / 'good afternoon' to allow my brain to get into first gear would have been nice - I realise it's probably quite a mind-numbing job, but some hint of civility and human recognition might make the day a little less tedious, and make me feel less disinclined to ever visit again.
Of course, at the end of the questions, being British, I took my passport back, thanked him and then joined the next queue...
Re: "generally inappropriate use of matrix signs"
Had to deal with the M42 variable speed limit signs for quite a few years, but at least they mostly seemed to help. I think the problem they sometimes have is that, by controlling the traffic flow successfully, they actually stop the concertina effect from propagating so far and so you end up driving at 40 for a mile rather than stopping, accelerating to 50 then having to stop again, but from your seat, you just had to slow down for no reason. Other times they're clearly on the wonk - I've seen 50 limits at 22:30 when I was the only vehicle for a mile forwards or backwards...
The problem with the long lane queuing is there'll always be some sod (in an Audi or BMW) who carries on down the second lane until the hatch marks then abuses their way over. Everyone should drive like me - then the world would be a better place! (I only mean when I'm driving well and paying full attention to the world around me, not those times I creep too close to the car in front or slew across to the inside lane with 100 yards to go to the exit I suddenly realise I need).
"X minutes to <significant junction>"
I do admit to having to consciously avoid treating these as a target to be beaten, rather than a general hint. One I'd quite like to see more of though is the "Keep Left Unless Overtaking" matrix signs which I've only seen a couple of times - not that anyone seemed to be taking any notice!
and congratulations to the 3 idiots on Sunday..
..who decided that the hard shoulder was an appropriate way for them to reach the exit half a mile ahead at 50 mph because the main carriageways were only travelling in queues at 20 mph due to everyone having to have a slow down and rubberneck at the emergency vehicles parked around the pile-up wreckage just beyond the junction. Which came very close to causing another accident as they attempted to rejoin the slip-road whilst others were using it correctly to exit the motorway...
So effectively kind of an extension of the Hawkeye technology they've used at Wimbledon, etc. to replay disputed line calls for the last 10 years or so, but tracking something other than white lines and a fuzzy yellow ball?
Had that a few years ago when I wanted to get a MAC (I think) code to shift from Mad As A Fish (not the original name of the company I was with, merged or rebranded a sub-company) to O2 broadband (who I am also no longer with). Spend 10 minutes with the woman in the retentions department
Q: "why do you want to leave"
A: "You're too expensive and I can get a cheaper and faster connection elsewhere"
Q: "If you stay we can reduce your bill by £5 a month?"
A: "Which is still more expensive and slower than I can get with O2, so No."
and repeat ad nauseam.
At least the last time I cancelled a BT phone contract was straightforward:
Q:"Why don't you want the service any more?"
A:"I'm moving house"
Q:"Ah but you'll need a line at your new address?"
A:"Nope - that's my other half's remit in the new place"
Courtesy of Google translate...
CDIV Distributorii erratum
but what would we call it? The "QC Register" ?
is that another QC reader I spy?
1 down, 7 to go...
Now, how to raise the other 7 million... anybody know of any other uber-rich tech titans to tap up?
(icon: possibly not exactly a tech titan)
Store designs from hell
I think the Ikea store designers had a former life designing Las Vegas casinos, carefully constructing the places so you never know which way to go next - I'm not even sure that left hand wall tracking works to get you out of those places, or the casinos!
Re: @ A K Stiles
Re: @ A K Stiles
I am quite sure that 'Mr. Plod' isn't stupid. It is one of the reasons I don't try and live a life of crime - that and actually just a general sense of being a decent human being, of course! You'll have to take my word for that though, but then as, I assume, you're also a decent person, the world can stay a happy place... right?
Re: @ A K Stiles
"erm... the disk contents changed when it wrote the unencrypted stuff back to the disk, yer 'onour"?
Re: @ A K Stiles
right, thanks for that clarification. So at that point you're essentially down to doing the quick sums about whether the punishment for refusing to comply or for the 'evidence' they might find on your machine is the lesser.
Vague thoughts about if I had anything worth hiding, I'd like a system with 2 passwords where the alpha password lets you in normally, but the beta password 'obliterates' the incriminating stuff whilst allowing access to the innocent but private stuff...
Re: @ A K Stiles
well I was essentially wondering about the “You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in Court. Anything you do say may be given in evidence.”
So when they ask you for the password "You do not have to say anything."
IANAL, clearly, but how does the RIPA law play in terms of your right to not incriminate yourself?
re: Why would you ever need to turn a computer off???
...because it's windows, and therefore requires its semi-regular hard reboot ?
(yes, yes, I'm already leaving...)
Re: Is one of the experiments...
I suppose that could be the surprise - "this really does have nutritional value".
Mind you, they taste so awful that actually they'll probably find that there is some medicinal quality to them!
Rather than just trying to encourage women to become coders (or at least learn to code), have they considered the reasons why they don't already?
Is it because it is seen as a very male-dominated industry, or is it because they ( a large proportion of females, oh and in fact a large proportion of the male population too) don't find it interesting, or just not suited to the way they think?
I really enjoy problem solving, no really, and thinking very logically through a solution. It doesn't seem to be a mainstream trait, whatever your gender..
Re: Off topic
Upvote for that sweet, sweet (9.7K) rev limit. It freaks your passengers out when you do 65 mph in second!
Re: Eyebrows that float
Now if they got Guy Martin to voice that line, it would probably sound about right!
User comes and complains (for the umpteenth time) that the printer is printing letters on plain paper instead of headed paper. I go, pull open the print drawer labelled 'HEADED PAPER' and find it's full of plain paper...
or that the printer complained it was out of headed paper so someone pressed buttons until it started printing again, from a different tray...
User: "My computer's just stopped working"
Me: check base unit lights (on), then cables (all seated), work up to the monitor, then roll eyes and pull the desk phone away from under the edge of the monitor and reach under that spot and turn the monitor back on again...
Guessing there may be some subtle rewrites happening to ensure Han mostly appears in seated or reclined positions for the next few months of filming, if they can't just push his scenes back or CGI out the zimmer!
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