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67 posts • joined Tuesday 13th July 2010 14:23 GMT

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too centralised already

The UK is already too centralised on London - we need to spread employment further afield, even if it is just M3/M4/M40 corridor

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Devil

I wonder if they check

I have just asked for Hull to be removed from the map :)

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Megaphone

What did she ever do to me?

Most of my education was in the Thatcher years, when schools had enough teachers, when I got a full grant to go to university and had no debt when I finished. Blair/Brown screwed up all of that.

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FAIL

Unlike your cousins on the PC, you won’t be getting OneNote, Access or Publisher.....

or any update to Outlook 2011 which is slow and buggy

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WTF?

2) State that as China/India/The US won't reduce emissions why should we.

No need for us to do anything until China/India/US make major changes. Even if we just switched off the UK it would have no impact on global pollution.

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I have one - meh

The Surface Pro is not really a tablet - it is too heavy and thick. It is a laptop with a slightly different design. The keyboard add on is awful - very easy to hit the wrong buttons and is like a cross between the keyboards on Sinclair ZX81 and Spectrum.

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so what about outside?

O2 reception is poor outside most of the time and Vodafone is not much better !

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Sony smart TV too slow

I have a 2012 model Sony 'smart' TV - it takes several seconds to respond to the remote after the picture is on, presumably because it is still booting. All the menus, guides and other crap are accesses via a slow and poorly designed UI, none of it works as well as my Humax PVR which is quick, slick and just does what is needed and nothing else.

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very dubious figures

So they claim that 21% of workers currently use a tablet - where?

My company, among other things, produces software for tablets yet still less than 21% have a tablet.

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Re: Unlimited until...

streaming HD doesn't even make my 73 meg connection blink

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Unhappy

Re: Deeply unpleasant

I agree - the system is very biased towards buyers. As a seller I am unable to leave negative feedback, yet the buyer can do so with impunity whether a good service has been provided or not.

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Should be free

If Microsoft want all kids brain-washed into thinking theirs is the only software then they should be providing it free to schools.

Also, if schools already have a version of Office, why do they need to upgrade?

My 8 year old son was set homework he had to do on Powerpoint the other day - ridiculous.

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tricky

but I would say do not even consider Microsoft Windows certifications - nobody cares about those.

VMWare is a good suggestion from Scuby

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encourage proper degrees

Make engineering and science degrees free for UK citizens, funded by all those wasting 3 years doing media studies, drama and other waste of time 'degrees'

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O2 boostbox doesn't work

We had 2 O2 boostboxs supplied for 2 home workers, neither ever worked and O2's technical people gave up trying and just said that the users needed to buy a new router but would not guarantee it would work after that

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Trollface

That much!

I am surprised they got 16% - who buys a Nokia phone these days?

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Re: "Just don't tell anyone about my daughter Vista then..."

or my children, RS232 interface and centronics

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Pint

good grief

That makes even Virgin Atlantic economy food look appetising!

Apart from the 'breakfast' of an oat cereal bar and a mouthful or orange juice.

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Re: Just fancy a moan...

well uninstall it then !

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support nightmare

Unless all internal systems are accessed via Citrix or some other remote technology is situations where you get a user saying 'I cannot do this and I am working on a multi million pound deal' who will determine that the isssue is with the user's own equipment and we will not fix it?

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WTF?

Is it just us?

Do other countries have all this hoop jumping just to roll out digital TV?

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O2 - no chance

We tried O2's version with 3 people, and it never worked.

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Megaphone

Free parking should be the norm

We have free parking in West Oxfordshire, the towns seem to be thriving, even new shops opening during the recession.

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very poot

Even my local Sainsbury's is shown at least a mile from where it actually is!

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Re: WTF

yeah, good point :o

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WTF

Is there anything you will not publish if it has iPhone5 in the title?

I have an iPhone 4, I want an iPhone 5, but I do not want to read ever piece of crap about it

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Denon

I also have a Denon mini hifi and I live in a small country town in West Oxfordshire, reception is fine on DAB and FM. Also have a Pure Sensia 2 which works well as a kitchen radio

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Common sense from a judge - surely not!

I have dropped my iPhone 4S several times on my tarmac drive and it is still ok,

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Free is too much

Even if they were lending them for free I still have absolutely no need or want for one, it does nothing that either my phone or my laptop provide

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hmmm

So if I replace my iPhone 4 with an iPhone 5 then I cannot use it with my Bose Sound dock or my Pure digital radio - guess I don't need an iPhone 5 as much as I thought then !

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and?

What has this got to do with anything?

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Never used it

Youtube video on a mobile phone - never used it, never need it, won't miss it when I upgrade my iPhone and iPad to iOS6

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Same here

got my name, logged off, probably never use it again apart from registering for services I don't want to be spammed by

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FAIL

O2 network coverage poor - that is not news

that is sadly everyday O2 'service'

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Re: Won't somebody think of the users ?

Spares - that depends how your company works. In mine the user's cost centre owns their equipment - if they want another mouse then go buy one, IT does not have budget to your their needs.

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What about 3G?

Super, but how about a decent 3G signal anywhere?

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It is just iChat really

and works with Google Talk, Yahoo, AIM and Jabber

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Fix 3G first

Until companies like (and specifically) O2 can provide a decent 2G/3G signal they should not be allowed to work on 4G.

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WTF?

Really? I would never have guessed!

Thanks for letting me know that an iPad using Apple's consumer software is no good at work - I would never have worked that out!

While you are at it why didn't you point out that MS Publisher is no good for serious publishing work.

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FAIL

Issue not just in UK

I have users travelling abroad also reporting their O2 phone not working

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FAIL

What is this box for?

I have a Humax Freeview HD DVR box with 500Gb HDD that cost £199 that does all of the above apart from ITV Player (no loss there) so why would I want this?

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Re: One off the top of my head....

It is Alt-3 which gives #

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In my corporate...

with over 12,000 staff globally we have over 40% of staff using a Mac, the percentage in IT is over 50%. Why - because staff are able to choose and almost all internal systems work cross-platform. Macs require less initial setup time, less ongoing support than PCs and the failure rate in much lower. Also a 4 year old Mac laptop is still perfectly usable with the latest OS, you cannot say the same about the PCs are 3 years old.

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Who wants to go in an MS shop?

I was in the Valley Fair shopping mall in San Jose,CA in March, it was 11am on a Sunday. The Apple Store was jam packed with people, the Microsoft store opposite had 2 people in it, both staff. Apple stores work because most of the items in them are Apple products so it is a focussed experience, MS stores are basically just another PCWorld - no USP.

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Get shot of him

Just stick him on the next plane to Stockholm - problem solved.

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director of customer experience - really?

The big surprise is that they have a 'director of customer experience' - obviously he has never used the underground where the customer experience is awful from beginning to end

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hmmmm

What if I don't want the lights on during the day? No network

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Megaphone

Always hated BT, just got BT Infinity

Virgin Media cable stops at the end of my road, they didn't bother installing on my new estate of 1000 houses. BT just rolled out Infinity 3, I now have 67meg download - happy days.

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Surely there is a copyright issue!

And people wonder why Apple are always suing people - this is blatant copying

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double standards

Windoze should receive a daily kicking for it's constant infections by many viruses. The fact that this malware on a Mac is such a big deal is because it is unusual.

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