* Posts by Lester Haines

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DRAMA at 75,000 FEET: Our Playmonaut's TERROR PLUNGE from EDGE of SPACE

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Re: So, was there a parachute deployment?

Yes, parachute was fine.

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RockBlock's in reserve for the emergency cut-down, so it didn't fly this time.

Radioaficionados españoles: Echadnos una mano

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Blast - I was in a rush. Pido disculpas ;-)

Here at last, our 3D beauty: Vulture 2 spaceplane flies in

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Re: I don't recall

The servos were specced by the design chaps. I have no opinion on the matter, although we shall see...

Vulture 2 autopilot reports for duty

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Re: Re: Reprogramming

Thank you. Have a pint on us.

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Re: Re: Reprogramming

Unless I'm mistaken, he's also the guy who dissed our PARIS paper plane. Now, apparently, we've gone a bunch of hapless amateurs to threatening western democracy. Quite a result.

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Re: Re: Reprogramming

It is not stand-off missile, because a) it lacks the onboard electronics to fire its own motor and b) it doesn't have a warhead.

It's actually a rocket-powered glider which happens to launch at altitude, rather than from the ground.

What have the MoD got to do with it?

Vote NOW to name LOHAN doomsday box

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Re: Another Suggestion

REHAB: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/09/15/lohan_hypbaric_update/

LOHAN slowly strips lens caps off hi-def imaging arsenal

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Re: Not considered a drying rig ?

The thing is, the ventilated case is only really an issue if the batteries can't handle the cold. It's debatable whether having a sealed case would resolve that problem.

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Re: Re: Product Placement

We're working on something else for the Vulture 2. Watch this space...

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Well, we can pack 'em in foam anyway - it's porous enough to allow the camera to "breathe".

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Re: Batteries

Yes, we've heard various reports of battery issues. Probably the cold in our case, though.

South Carolina couple cop cuffing for shed shag

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Re: Re: According to my records...

I do hope you're not going to saddle us with any more terrible puns.

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Re: I wonder

By our reckoning, 11 - plus your good self, of course. Good luck.

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Re: According to my records...

That's absolutely uncanny. You appear to have laid your hands on our Friday Bootnotes list for the next four weeks.

Vulture 2 spaceplane rises from the powdered nylon

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Re: Question

A fair question. In fact, the wing wasn't the only part in the powder, but 3T removed other clients' bits for the photographs. They pack as many parts into each print as possible, to minimise waste.

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Re: Re: I dun geddit

You can't have a sealed cell - there must be an aperture to the outside in any void. The parts are cleaned off with a high-pressure mix of the nylon powder and air. Then you just have to hoover the last bits of nylon powder out, rub down with a cloth and you're good to go.

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Re: Re: I dun geddit

It's additive. The machine deposits a thin layer of powder. A laser passes over and burns solid the required surface, creating successive thin slices of the part, one on top of the other. After each burn, another thin layer of raw powder is deposited and the laser passes again. That process repeats hundreds and hundreds of times, to create the part. The unburned powder is what's left around the part at the end. The advantage of the unused powder is that it supports the part during printing.

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It'd certainly give Scarface something to get his nose round for a couple of days.

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Re: I dun geddit

It's the latter. The process is shown in the video.

Selfie twerks its way into the dictionary

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Re: Re: Ons small problem.

No chance. Ons has brought it on onsself.

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Re: Ons small problem.

Yes, just ons more epic fail from El Reg.

Bionic Brit Babbage Bear boards brilliant balloon, bests ballsy Baumgartner

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Re: Re: magnetically drawn to trees

Well, I don't think it's practical to have a species-specific tree repellent, so we need the generic model.

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Re: magnetically drawn to trees

An interesting concept. Do you have a material in mind for this lodestick?

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Re: Knowing what was inside the bear . . .

Very good. Dave?

Our Vulture 2 spaceplane sprouts sleek pointy beak

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Re: Re: Does it only have rudders?

Let's wait and see how it flies, eh?

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Re: Re: Does it only have rudders?

Blimey - what a fantastic idea. We'll look into it immediately before we build the full-fat titanium version. While we're at it, we're going to print up a prototype commentard-slapping device, codename MODERATRIX. Backronym suggestions welcome.

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Re: Re: Does it only have rudders?

Wait and see ;-)

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Re: Re: Yes, but

It is a shame our man doesn't have a window, but we'd rather he didn't lose his canopy and his head in short order. Trompe-l'œil? Hmmm...

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Re: Yes, but

The playmonaut will have to sit inside. In the time scale available, we couldn't resolve the issue of a cockpit canopy which wouldn't get ripped right off at launch. We do have possibility of resolving this issue with a redesigned nose upper section.

Rasp Pi skydive: Ballsy Baumgartner best beware Brit bionic Babbage Bear

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You have to have a NOTAM from the CAA.

3D printers stroke LOHAN's shapely midriff

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Re: Messrs Cooper, Dodd and Surendra.

Let's see what percentage it eventually pans out at.

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Re: Amazing!

Yes, I remember your input. It's been a long, strange journey indeed.

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Re: A trans-national process, that's how the pros do it.....

In fact, that's exactly what's happening. The plane will be transported by air to Spain in bits, and there are components winging their way from the US to our shed, where our team of experts has the kettle in anticipation...

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Re: Here's one we printed earlier...

Not very aerodynamic, to be sure, but it's a lovely colour.

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Don't you worry, there's plenty of sheddery on this project.

Flab-fighting LOHAN fettles fantastical flying truss

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Re: Am I the only one...

We're working on it, but you'll have to wait to see the results of further testing.

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Re: Length of the rod/tube

Fair comment, but another concern is that the Vulture 2 might hit the balloon. We're mulling the total length of the launch rod and will certainly do a balance test to see what's what.

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Re: Just out of interest

Yes, we do have insurance - it's obligatory.

Portuguese chicken invades Spanish airspace

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Re: Re: like it

¿Qué coño es esto?

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Re: like it

We have a rack of cameras available for LOHAN, so yes, multiple angles ahoy.

Attention, addicts: LEGO meth lab pays homage to Breaking Bad

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Re: Re: Applied violence?

Ok guys, that's enough. We're talking about a Lego meth lab set here. This is not YouTube.

Vulture 2 spaceplane flies to the 3D printing press

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Eh?

Are you seriously suggesting we use 3D printing to hone a "server HW hosting laptop" when we can blow all the cash on a spaceplane?

I dunno, but if you think people will be inspired to reach for the stars by Opteron lappies, then you obviously need to get The Right Stuff out on DVD, and sharpish.

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Re: How about...

We're working on it. Watch this space...

Bloke straps shed to Ford Zephyr and chases it on bike

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Ah, How It's Made - a fave in the Haines household

ULTIMATE cuppa contenders prepare to go mug-to-mug

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Re: ISO and BS standards

Already noted: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/02/15/cuppa_round_up/?page=3

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Re: Hard water!

Do us a favour then - stick 200 litres in the post.

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Re: No point in starting this yet

Surely the ultimate dunking biscuit test should be done once we've established exactly what's the ultimate cuppa to dunk it in?

Transdimensional rift appears above Australian bolt supplier

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Re: Re: West Brumwich

Not so: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/15/street_view_pliers/

LOHAN lays mitts on second Iridium sat comms kit

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Re: Re: Most importantly...

I agree. We need to get a volcanic lair rented for a week and get busy on the abort box.