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LOHAN seeks stirring motto for spaceplane mission patch

CmdrX3

I thought this might be appropriate... Pub O'Clock

Et cum inebriatum volumus succedunt

.... I know not a jot of Latin, so if Google Translate doesn't either, I'm fucked

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Apple abruptly axes Aperture ... Adobe anxiously awaits arrivals

CmdrX3

No real surprise

I think most people have been expecting that for quite a while and even more so after WWDC. I can't say I'm a huge fan of it, personally I prefer Lightroom which left Aperture behind quite a while ago and it's only getting better. I'm sure though there's many out there who are happy enough to continue using it as it is as it suits their purposes, but as new cameras come out it's unlikely they'll get any love from Apple.

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US Supremes just blew Aereo out of the water

CmdrX3

Re: Sad? probably. Surprising? no.

"The people qualified to judge have done so. Get over it."

Really, are you having a laugh? These are the same people who decided that yes, corporations were indeed people and then in an equally (if not more so) monumentally stupid decision, decided it would be a good idea to remove the limits on individual campaign contributions to politicians. Yup!!! They are in fact the very same imbeciles who last year struck down section 4 of the voting rights act. Quite frankly, the current members of the US Supreme Court has shown themselves to be completely incapable of making qualified judgements. I wouldn't trust them to be judges in a talent contest, never mind a courtroom.

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Google starts selling Glass to Brits – for £1,000 a pop

CmdrX3

I'm sorry..

...but Glarseholes just doesn't work as well as Glassholes. Still as true, but just doesn't work as well.

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Apple's October iWatch beefy, 'arched' – report

CmdrX3

Oh look...

Another rumour from some random person who heard it from his friends aunts brothers grandfathers nephews friend whose cousin is best friends with a highly placed cleaner "who is familiar with the situation" because they clean the floors in Apple's R&D department.

If only we could build an entire internet industry around shit like this......... oh wait!!!

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How to strip pesky copyright watermarks from photos ... says a FACEBOOK photo bod

CmdrX3

Photographers really have the poor end of the stick

Everyone thinks their work is just up for grabs by anyone and everyone. Even those who should know better and are the often among the first and loudest to complain about copyright "theft" of their work, i.e music artists often don't think twice about using someone else's images without permission or recompense. Now we have the ultimate land grab of orphan works images.... try that with music and see where it gets you, they even try to make a claim and routinely issue takedowns on CC music.

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Amazon granted patent for taking photos against a white background – seriously

CmdrX3

Honestly I think they have just given up

They have probably been bombarded with that many ridiculous patents now, that rather than go to the hassle now of doing what they are supposed to, they have now completely given up and just take the fee and rubber stamp everything with the view of letting them slog it out later in the patents court. Eventually the patents court will also get completely gummed up with people fighting stupid patents that should never have been granted.

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Boffinry breakthrough: First self-replicating life with 'alien' DNA

CmdrX3

Is this kind of scary?

I'm certainly not one to hold back the tide of science, but something about messing with DNA and creating synthetic life freaks me out a little... probably too many movies. I can see there may be medical benefits but to be honest I don't pretend to know or even understand a hundredth of this level of science which is why I ask "Is this kind of scary?" rather than state a fact that it is kind of scary.... so is it :-S

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Trolls and victims watch Supremes for definition of meaningless patents

CmdrX3

Re: Dear Reg editors:

I don't know about that, given some of the Supreme courts decisions lately, I think a reasonable expectation is that they are more likely to receive a more sensible judgement by the "Supremes" of the Diana Ross variety.

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Sueball-slingers seek stake in bankrupt Bitcoin blunder bunker MtGox

CmdrX3

Why do I get the feeling...

... that more people are going to get screwed over in this deal if it goes forward.

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Teen girl arrested with 70-year-old man's four inch weapon inside her

CmdrX3

Re: Bravo!

The headline was fine... I just find something very fishy about the article.

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Huawei exec: 'Word of mouth' will beat Apple and Samsung in Europe

CmdrX3

He's a little optimistic.

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So, just how do you say 'the mutt's nuts' in French?

CmdrX3

Can't you just go with pigeon French and say "le nutts de mutts"

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Gay marriage foes outraged at Mozilla CEO flap, call for boycott

CmdrX3

Re: Free speech

You are 100% correct but I'd also say this is not about HIS free speech, it's now about everyone else's. He has already made his donation and laid open his views through that donation, so he already made his free speech and is still free to continue doing so. Now we are using our free speech and OK Cupid are using their free speech to lay out our views, free speech is a two way street. He made a donation... we made a protest.

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CmdrX3

Re: No win.

Oh FFS, are you people still dragging out the old "if it's ok for gays to marry then why not an animal" argument. First off, WTF is it with your obsessions with wanting to marry animals. It's a ridiculous argument. Animals for a start are not consenting humans and quite frankly it's just a stupid argument.

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Rumour: Next Apple iThing to feature 65-inch screen. Four-limb multitouch, anyone?

CmdrX3

Wow!!! Totes #amazeballs. Did it again, best Apple device ever...#gonnaqueuenow............. is something I will definitely not be putting on Twitter. If only so many more followed my example.

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Samsung's thumb-achingly ENORMO Galaxy Note Pro 12.2

CmdrX3

WTF is the point of this thing. I might as well just buy a fucking notebook, at least that comes with it's own screen protector (or shall we call it a keyboard). Sometimes bigger is not better and if this thing sells in any big numbers I will be truly amazed, I know choice it good but seriously Samsung... stop taking the piss.

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Too late, Blighty! Samsung boffins claim breakthrough graphene manufacturing success

CmdrX3

How these people come up with this stuff baffles me more than the stuff they come up with. Oh well.... I managed to design a nice spoon in woodwork 30 years ago, I guess I peaked early!!

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LOHAN team gears up for Punch and Judy show

CmdrX3

Damn it people

Did you have to plan it for a Grand Prix weekend. Now I'm torn... LOHAN test or F1 qualifying. Fuck it, I can record the qualifying.

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LOHAN preps Vulture 2 for hot vinyl wrap

CmdrX3

It's hard to believe it's been so long

It's been almost three years since we first heard of LOHAN and she's only now getting some clothes on her. I am assuming the final test and launch will be sometime this summer.

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AT&T and Netflix get into very public spat over net neutrality

CmdrX3

Re: "Someone must pay a cost".

...and why should someone who may have no interest in Facebook, Candy Crush or whatever you may happen to do on your internet connection subsidise your usage... oh yeah it's called a subscription fee, they subscribe to the service to use it for the things that they need in exactly the same way as you do. Much in the same way as my taxes might happen to help pay for the road outside your house or the street lighting in your town, it's of no use to me, so why should I pay for it for your benefit. Someone may be using your ISP even less than you... why should they subsidise what to them may be your excess usage. Basically what I'm saying is.... stop being such a selfish whiner.

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Think drone delivery is hot air? A BREWERY just proved you wrong

CmdrX3

Re: AI is advancing!

"or a method of dropping off free beer for whoever's in the vicinity?"

I'm starting to like this drone idea. I'm going to suggest to every one of my neighbours they start to order their alcohol in this fashion the minute it's available.... me no...I don't drink...err... yeah that's it... I don't drink.

.................... what do mean your deliveries keep going missing?

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Europe approves common charger standard for mobe-makers

CmdrX3

Re: Suck it, Apple.

Really Mike, because the only thing I think about when I'm plugging my iPhone in to charge is "the battery is getting a bit low, I'd better charge it".

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Is Apple about unleash a cheaper 8GB iPhone 5C? O2 'leak' suggests: Yes

CmdrX3

Re: It's official... and available to order on the Apple UK store

I will..... just not the one for the 5C.

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MtGox allows users to see a picture of their money, but not have it

CmdrX3

Reminds me of Jim Bowen on Bullseye

......and here's what you could have had... now f**k off!!!

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Microsoft to push out penultimate XP patch on March Patch Tuesday

CmdrX3

Re: Linux

As there wasn't a deluge of people running to Linux after Windows 95 support ended, or Windows 98 or Windows anything else I assume that this time there will also be a lack of a deluge. I realise that Linux users really want people to shift over but if for two decades you can't persuade many people to pay nothing to switch to something totally free with no strings attached other than learning how to use a new OS then it's not really looking good for a mass defection. I'm not against Linux here, I'm just saying the majority of people are perfectly happy to continue with the familiarity of Windows which they see as being free anyway because they bought this PC and it already has Windows. They don't care about the licensing deals and behind the scenes BS that adds a little extra to the cost of their PC.

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US judge Koh won't ban old Samsung gear, tells Apple: Your patents aren't that amazing

CmdrX3

Re: The problem with "thermonuclear war

The only winning move is.... not to play

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Apple 'hid AUD$9 BILLION' from Australia alone: Report

CmdrX3

Re: A rate of 40% on inactive corporate funds...

"Not wanting to be seen defending Apple here, but they do actually provide a lot of employment in Ireland - 4000 jobs at the last count..."

... and how many of that 4000 would be allowed to get away with paying practically nothing in comparison to their earnings to the tax man, my guess would be somewhere between none and zero, but while the loopholes exist and new ones are found, large companies like Apple, Google and the myriad of other companies using the same tactics will continue to pay as little tax as they can get away with.

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Google picks five teams to share $6 MEEELLION funding in Lunar X Prize

CmdrX3

Is it just me?

I swear that the Part Time Scientists one in the picture looks like the love child of Number "Johnny" Five and a wheeled car jack. I do however wish all the participants the best of luck.

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Apple pushes back release date for 'dustbin chic' Mac Pro

CmdrX3

I think as far as the Mac Pro is concerned I don't know if I'd call them fanbois. For the most most part they will be used in a professional environment and usually an environment (i.e publishing) where the Mac is generally the standard. That's not to say some fb's won't buy one, I'm sure they will... just so they can say they have one as if it's some sort of elite prize.

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It's Satya! Microsoft VP Nadella named CEO as Bill Gates steps down

CmdrX3

Re: Not Elop then.

"Has Microsoft said what patents Android violates? Have they been challenged in court?"

Maybe not, but the fact that not just one but quite a few very large companies that could easily afford to fight the patents have chosen to pay the fee rather than go to court suggests that MS probably have a rather strong patent claim that will stand up in court.

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Cameron: UK public is fine with domestic spying

CmdrX3

Oh f*** this

Can't we just do an Airplane and let the country get in a line to punch the smug twat in the head.

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A BBC-by-subscription 'would be richer', MPs told

CmdrX3

Not me

I would drop them like a stack of ***, which I also intend on doing with Sky when the contract is up in April. BBC F1 coverage is crap now and I'm f***** if I'd pay voluntarily just to see Top Gear and Dr Who for a year. I really only got Sky HD in to watch the F1 and quite frankly it wasn't worth the years lock in. Besides I think with their new HD plan, they will probably drop the legacy HD package. So all in all subscription TV in general sucks b****.

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Snowden speaks: NSA spies create 'databases of ruin' on innocent folks

CmdrX3

As pointed out in another article about The Privacy and Civil Liberties Oversight Board report, they had this to say.

"Based on the information provided to the board, including classified briefings and documentation, we have not identified a single instance involving a threat to the United States in which the program made a concrete difference in the outcome of a counterterrorism investigation,"

To me, that's a pretty damning indictment on the usefulness of the mass surveillance. While the technology may be cheap (which I doubt when Govts are involved) I doubt the whole [illegal] program itself is cheap and the results according to this report show that there is not a single return on the investment. There is however a massive price and that is the privacy and civil liberties of citizens.

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Nearly 1 in 5 of UK's Xmas gifts were bought online... not that it helped

CmdrX3

What do they expect. When retailers are constantly getting caught out shafting their customers with fake "sales", etc. I don't even mind paying a few quid extra for the convenience of getting things at a local retailers and having the item straight away. But when I'm getting charged £50 for a photographers bag at the local Jessops which is selling for £30 on Amazon then I know I'm being asked to bend over and take one for the team.

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IT bods: Windows XP, we WON'T leave you. Migrate? Chuh! As if...

CmdrX3

No time... Seriously?

"over half said they hadn't made the switch because of a lack of budget, 39 per cent said they didn't have the time and 31 per cent said they didn't have the resources"

Lack of budget or not having the resources fair enough, but didn't have the time is a bit of a lame excuse considering they've had years.

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Two Brits face criminal trial for sending 'menacing' tweets

CmdrX3

Re: Geoff Crammond

That would be fine, e.g. "That was a rather stupid thing to do, I think you may have a little idiot DNA in your blood" would probably be fine whereas "When I find you, I'm going to a**rape you, put a bullet in your head and bury you in a field" may not be looked on quite as favourably, and in all likelihood will have you in the dock shortly after them.

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US mobile telcos: All right, ALL RIGHT, FCC! We'll redo phone unlock rules

CmdrX3

Blame Vietnam

Because the Vietnam vets were treated so badly on their return and the US is now so ultra patriotic, they are overcompensating for today's military with them being thanked for their service by every random individual at the mere mention of them having served. Call it the Telco equivalent of thanking them for their service.

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Apple: 'Court-appointed antitrust regulator is taking advantage of us'

CmdrX3

To be fair to Apple

I do think Bromwich is taking the piss and a few liberties with them, actually in much the same way as Apple is taking the piss and a few liberties with the carriers...... in pretty much the same way as the carriers are taking the piss and a few liberties with us, their customers. Karma often has a funny way of catching up.

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Apple patents facial recognition tech for mobile log-in

CmdrX3

Is a pin more secure though, not really...

Thief mugs you, grabs your phone, forces you to give him your pin for him to unlock it and then quickly disables the pin. If you are willing to look at the phone for him to unlock it, then you are going to be equally willing to give him your phone.

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NASA pic: DOOMED ice Comet ISON literally had snowball's chance in hell

CmdrX3

Eadon... Is that you

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Spotify reckons it's worth $4 BILLION - and Netflix investor agrees

CmdrX3

A couple of historical viewpoints

Myspace - Bought for $580m sold for $35m

Bebo - Sold by founders for $850m bought back five years later by founders for $1m

I get the feeling there may be some emptier pockets in the next few years. I really don't get it, some of these investors seem to be blindly chasing the dream of the next big tech site payout much like a gambler is always chasing his losses.

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Mystery traffic redirection attack pulls net traffic through Belarus, Iceland

CmdrX3

....and shit like this is why we can't have nice things.

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Forget ANGELINA JOLIE, Xbox One struts red carpet in London's Leicester Square

CmdrX3

Re: Geoff Crammond

"I had to sign a NDA to not talk about it, but seeing as I don't work there now, and posting as AC, I guess it doesn't matter."

Given that one statement alone, you have proven to be a little untrustworthy, so I hope you don't mind if I choose to think you are just a little bit full of s***.

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If your bosses tell you you're 'in it together', don't EVER believe them

CmdrX3

We're in this together...

Roughly translated as "We've got ourselves a patsy guys, we're good to go".

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BIG, CURVY Apple models: Just right for SLAP AND TICKLE

CmdrX3

Another report from the usual suspects

An unnamed source, someone familiar with the situation, a source close to apple.... at least deep throat actually DID know what the fuck was going on unlike most of these unnamed muppets.

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Is it TRUE what they say about the 'Moto G'? We FIND OUT on the 13th

CmdrX3

Re: Simple is ...

The iPhone C didn't do well because it didn't do what most people wanted and that was to provide a low to mid range iPhone at low to mid range market prices. Instead they delivered a low to mid range iPhone at premium range price, and if you are going to pay a premium price you might as well get the iPhone 5S.

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RED planet, INDIAN mission: Space probe prepares for voyage to Mars orbit

CmdrX3

Re: not about the science, just a pissing contest......

Piss away, if India can do a successful 18 month turnaround of a Mars mission from announcement to launch it a. gives rise to the question about why the fuck NASA with all their technological might takes so long to do a mission and b. Gives hope for the reality of the Mars One plan. To be fair though, at least NASA is a reality, as I still don't believe Mars One will happen because it's just a pipe dream but I hope I'm wrong.

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Tim Cook stands firmly behind pro-LGBT, anti-discrimination law

CmdrX3

"Quick! We need to find somet' else to ban discrimination against... gingers?"

Judging by the recent 'kick a ginger day event', I'd say some nut jobs might cause it to be an eventual sad reality.

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Nokia emerges smothered in red ink, manages to flog cheapo Windows Phones

CmdrX3

Re: For all those that slam Apple

....or license it for single user only.

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