847 posts • joined 3 Jul 2010
"I literally cannot choose from the 2nd set of questions, none of them apply"
Fascinating. For none of the second set of questions to apply, you would have to have had no friends as a child and never have had a job or gone to school. While I can see someone buying into Apple because they have no mates and are desperately seeking approval, surely it's unlikely that the others don't apply?
I have some bad new for you, Mr Young
It doesn't matter what colour the matter is or how much energy you put into your dick ... it's not going to get excited.
Re: 8 Bit Coders in 2012
A lot of them are still working, mainly for phones as that's where it's still possible for simple, creative games to be made by one person. People who have an interest in the subject could do far worse than read Retro Gamer magazine, which often manages to interview the 8-bit creators and talks about what they're doing now. They even had 3D Monster Maze on the cover a couple of months ago.
Re: ""we just want people to invent their own stuff"
How dare you denigrate the creativity of Apple! Don't you know how long and hard their engineers struggled to perfect the rectangle?
"Nothing warned me that this was going to happen."
I beg to differ. More than adequate warning for the gratuitous nudity in Starship Troopers was provided in the opening credits, where it said "Directed by Paul Verhoeven".
"it's their responsibility to make it fit for purpose"
A laudable goal, but sometimes impractical. I'm astigmatic and need to use a larger font to avoid eyestrain. The 17" screens my workplace supplies can certainly fit this font, but my effective screen real estate is reduced in the process. As I often use multiple windows that need to be cross-referenced, my job becomes harder if I cannot see them all at the same time.
So, I would like to have a larger monitor. However, because the standard monitor is still suitable for purpose, I would have to make a special business case and jump through multiple hoops to get it. This could take months, during which time I'll either get less work done or suffer regular headaches. Or, I could bring in a spare 23" that I had lying around doing nothing at home and use that. Which I am doing, right now. My business case is still processing, but until it gets filled or even if it gets rejected, I'll be able to work properly without hurting myself.
16GB most popular?
That's quite surprising to me, because literally everywhere I went that wasn't completely sold out of everything had stocks of 16GB models both with and without 4G, and nowhere - including my local Apple Store - had anything else. Perhaps by "most popular" you mean it was the model that Apple ordered the most of - in which case, they've made a huge misjudgement of demand.
Re: "L-shaped amino acids"?
Good question. It's because "sinister" and "dexter" refer specifically to the left hand and right hand sides of an object, whereas "laevo" and "dextro" refer to the absolute directions. It's the difference between saying "take the road to your left" and "turn left", if you see what I mean.
"L-shaped amino acids"?
The L and D aren't used because that's the shape the substance is. They stand for "Laevo" and "Dextro", which respectively mean "left" and "right".
Because a Transformer is just a netbook, but costs twice as much as one? Not that I'll quibble with your choice, I think it's a fine piece of kit, but you have to be using the Transformer as both tablet and laptop before paying the price premium becomes worthwhile.
Re: This was an epic game
Jazz Jackrabbit is abandonware, I think - certainly there's been no official release since 1996, and an open source recreation project was put online in 2005.
Of course, if someone wants to do an official re-release or mobile recreation, I'm sure there'll be plenty of folks ready to buy it for the nostalgia value.
"Have these guy never heard the expression "tempting fate"?"
Stuff that, have they never heard the word "Concordia"? Cruise ship - check. Incompetent officers - check. Hit something it shouldn't have been near and sank? Check.
Maybe there wasn't such a great loss of life this time, but there's no better way to sound like a bloody idiot than to claim a historical event can't happen again three months after it did.
"Not 4.6 inches? - Ed"
Of course not. Apple likes to keep its users in their comfort zone, and comfort includes how things fit in your hand. Apple users are used to having 0.6 inches less to hold than users of other phones, so Apple design accordingly.
... what? I'm talking about the screen.
"If you make a product too cumbersome to use nobody will use it."
What are you talking about? The system he's describing is already in place and plenty of people are using it - it's called Steam. All Steam games are linked to a single account and cannot be transferred or re-sold, and yet somehow we all forgot to protest the inconvenience.
The idea is that the fake items in this world translate to the real thing in the spirit world. So the luck money becomes legal tender to the gods, and all those paper iPads become fully functional iPads in the afterlife. Of course, they still can't get a 4G signal, but I suppose nothing is perfect.
That's not Herbie
It's one of those horrible Millennium Bugs in disguise.
There's a classic VW Beetle painted as Herbie near me. I know this because the little bastard nearly ran me over one day while I was walking home from work.
"There's nowhere you can drive at that speed"
Of course there is. Speed limits only apply to public thoroughfares.
Also, to be fair to Apple - since they actually aren't in the wrong this time - their in-store advertising for the 4G iPad states clearly and visibly that its 4G functionality will only work on certain US networks. They are not trying to missell it.
Re: If you have a smartphone...
Try reading the post. He has an unlimited data tariff.
"I know someone who would DIE for this."
If it's good enough for Steve Jobs, it's good enough for you!
The Reg article never mentioned two buttons; is it in the Eurogamer article that I can't access from work?
The default WoW UI is capable of displaying upwards of 60 buttons, and while you'd need to scale that back a bit to work on the iPad and further still for the iPhone, it should be possible to have a dozen buttons on the touchscreen.
"Cannily taken the cost on the chin"
Or as we like to think of it, "reduced their extortionate gouging a bit".
Apple didn't raise the price of the iPad 2.1 only because they know the market won't bear it. Even at the same price point it's not selling as many as they can ship the way the first two iterations did. A good business move, to be sure, but don't confuse it with altruism for a second.
"Apple prices not overinflated"
Now THAT'S news.
"You're complaining that Apple keep coming up with stuff first"
Apple came up with the optimum solution to two-variable geometric equations before anyone else? It's a technological breakthrough to surround a display with a bezel of approximately even thickness on all sides?
Double standards-essential patents
"Suing Apple based on standards-essential patents (SEP) has been a losing tactic for Android phone manufacturers Samsung and Motorola so far, with courts by and large upholding the rule that the intellectual property involved in an industry standard has to be licensed to everyone who wants it fairly."
So while everyone who wants to advance the technology is forced by law to share their work with Apple for a reasonable fee, Apple go around patenting every obvious "design" that they come up with - or more accurately, that they buy out - and try to stop the real innovators using their work for themselves. Seems fair - if you're Apple.
It seems the Romans displayed almost supernatural prescience when they made their word for "apple" the same as the word meaning "one who is evil".
"It would seem reasonable and fair to remove Wood's image from the loyalty card"
... or they could ask Wood for permission to use it. He retains rights over who gets to use his image and how. Worst case, he could stick on a shirt, a pair of braces and a wig and send them a photo of himself looking remarkably like Frodo, along with a note granting explicit permission to use it for their loyalty card.
Re: Bad feeling...
The Saul Zaentz Company were behind Bakshi's animated Lord of the Rings movie, so they will have had the trademark since the 1970s. If memory serves, they've used it for an animated Hobbit movie as well.
"why waste so much space with a full height picture of a fictional character?"
Well, it's not like they have any actual journalism to put in there, is it?
Selling the minivan at below cost to get you to buy the sports car
A better analogy would be to say that if there existed a car manufacturer that also sold fuel, it would be legal to sell the car at below cost if it would encourage you to buy the fuel. A Kindle without content to read on it is almost as useless as a car without fuel.
"Accessories only compatible with your product"
Just a note on this, but the big producers have been discussing the creation of a universal standard for active 3D glasses. They may want to sell six pairs to everybody with each new set, but they recognise this isn't realistic and so it's better if they have the chance to poach their rival's customers instead of each user being locked into the first manufacturer they bought from.
No FAIL icon for you though, as it hasn't happened yet.
" it's an example of the market overcharging and Apple following market trends."
I would agree with this except for one minor detail: Apple are the trendsetters, and everyone else is following them.
""I have no idea where this meme about the Android Market being "clunky" etc came from"
Apple fanbois. 'Nuff said.
"still clearly a joke article"
I think we worked that out when it got to the bit about Apple fixing the flaws of tablets. The only flaw Apple perceive with tablets is that other companies are allowed to make them.
I'm failing to understand the surprise
Classifying Carlsberg as equivalent to water? Beer drinkers have been doing that for years.
"If all 3D films were MADE in 3D"...
I won't argue that native 3D is better, but it's not post-conversion that causes crap viewing, only cheap post-conversion knocked off in a rush. Lucas took his sweet time over The Phantom Menace and spent the money on it, and it really showed. (Though it didn't make the movie wonderful, obviously.)
Passive 3D does not jettison the glasses
It just allows cheaper glasses. I'm not sure it improves the viewing angle, either.
Be glad that Lucas recognised him
McQuarrie probably got paid as much as well as John Howe got paid for his conceptual art for the Lord of the Rings movies. It's a shame artists often don't get the rewards they deserve, but they do get paid - and better than comic artists sometimes get paid for their work.
Pinball Wizard was by The Who, matey boots. Elton John just did the cover version.
(Paris, because she too is famous for goings on under the covers.)
Re: Digital Divide
But not your fail, don't worry.
Being in Wales and hence unlikely to have the problem, you forgot to mention something else that just struck me while reading your post - monthly download limits. Bad enough that you're restricted by other factors, but when users are also restricted in how much of their own purchased entertainment they are allowed to watch each month the model is completely useless.
"In other words they want you to rent rather than buy"
Not exactly right. They want you to think you're buying something when you're actually only paying for a service.
The cloud is the biggest waste of space and scam in the history of IT. There is no way any of us should be willing to accept a situation where what we have bought can be lost simply because the seller doesn't want to offer it to us any more.
Don't look back in Angers...
... and you'll end up on Google Street View in compromising circumstances!
"the USPTO does not have an infinite amount of time to go looking for prior art"
So you're saying that nobody at the USPTO owns a smartphone? It should not be possible to get a patent for a technology that has already been in widespread use for a number of years.
Re: the rationale behind the downvotes
Another major contributing factor is that by not commenting at all on his cut-and-pasted article, "dssf" is tacitly supporting everything it says. Since the article in question is a puff piece in which Apple are praised to the skies for supplying cheap textbooks to schools that can afford a $500 iPad for every pupil while denying them to the cash-strapped schools that actually need cheap textbooks ... well, the prosecution rests, m'lud.
I believe they call that "a Michael Bay production".
"What can a tablet do that a PC cannot?"
Be conveniently carried in one hand while in use, for a start.
"Rome fell because ... Why, exactly?"
The 40,000 heavily armed Huns who came visiting might have had something to do with it. That, and all the people in Rome who didn't understand that the terms "app" and "shareware" were no more interchangeable than the terms "car" and "taxi".
The glass is not the bit you need to keep water off.
"A feed from this into a big TV will look phenomenal"
Yes, because the quality of the display on a device has such a huge effect on the data being output from that device to another display.
"You actually think a £60 tablet is quality?"
No, Tom. But then, I was talking about the owner, not the tablet.
"From your choice of tablet it would seem you value cost over quality."
I think you're confused, Tom. He didn't say he owned an iPad.
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