831 posts • joined 3 Jul 2010
You're the first person anywhere who has had anything positive to say about TESO.
"it isn't a very good curve."
If the game was murderously hard from the off then a lot of people who only want to log on and kill sprites for 20 minutes would have been driven away. People who have been driven away don't buy expansions. So instead they put in a system where even the most casual player gets to see and kill Diablo but the hardcore gamers would still have something to aim for.
The mistake Blizzard made was in having it take three trips through the game before you reached the level cap. I agree this was a bad decision and it did drive people away simply because it got tedious. But you're blaming Blizzard because you didn't die during the tutorial, and that's silly.
As of patch 2.0 this week it's all moot anyway - monsters now scale to your level and difficulty levels can be adjusted on the fly so you can pick one that's right for you. If you play a brand new character on Expert (the second difficulty level) you should get to 60 by the time you complete Act IV for the first time, and loot rains down upon you like pigeon crap in Trafalgar Square. If you've already paid for the game, you might want to give it another go.
"I don't think I died while playing this game"
You didn't play in Inferno, then. Nobody who did would ever say Diablo III was easy when it first came out. Inferno mode stole everyone's lunch money and all the first Inferno Diablo kills were done with exploits because it was impossible without them. It's easier now, because Blizzard have learned from their mistake.
"Sinclair appear to have invented the new Mac Pro some 30 years ago!"
No, Sinclair stole the design for the new Mac Pro some 30 years ago. Don't you keep up with technological developments?
"Petitions are useless"
Very true - a hundred people with signs *are* infinitely more likely to succeed than an online petition. Of course, infinity times zero is still zero. It's depressing,
"It's a chocolate 'Yule log' and the filling is leaking out"
That's what they all say when they're in the dock!
"I've still got a stack of 5 inchers with Harvard Graphics on them"
If you've only got a 5-incher then I have bad news for you - you've definitely been superseded.
"Bring the oxygen - we have a case of severe equinox here!"
More of a revolution over some magnetic fields, if you ask me.
"Anybody who has anything to do with RBS or Natwest..."
... is insane. I closed my account there after I was able to deposit a cheque that wasn't made out to me into my own account. Gross incompetence from top to bottom.
How ironic it is that people are being prevented from seeing a vital piece of the history of Hitler's defeat by exactly the kind of banally evil bureaucrat he would have loved.
"Such a simple, obvious idea"
Moving the keyboard on a laptop from the front to the back was far from an obvious idea. To get the maximum screen size on the minimum footprint, the screen needs to be as close to the hinge as possible. If the keyboard is at the back of the case, the user's hands will block his view of the bottom of the screen. Apple got around this by raising the screen, but users paid for it with a slightly smaller display and a significantly thicker device.
You must have seen the movie, you must have read the book
Did it never occur to Schrodinger that the cat was an observer?
"Wessex, Sussex, Middlesex, Essex"
I always wondered why there was a West Saxon, a South Saxon, a Middle Saxon and an East Saxon but no North Saxon. Then I realised it was probably because they tried calling it "Nosex" and everybody left.
"they are all able to naturally feel when their blood sugar is getting too low."
Type 1 diabetics can lose sensitivity to hypoglycaemia, which is why all sufferers of the condition are advised to test regularly whether they "feel low" or not. Kindly take your magnificently ill-informed opinion about how to control a potentially lethal disease that you do not have and fuck off.
"in centuries to come the definition of "life" will turn out to be far broader "
It already includes bronies. I don't think I want it to get any broader.
This seems oddly familiar...
Is this article a repost? I'm sure I saw a lot of the material (including SCRUMPI) elsewhere on the Register last year.
The "Twitter is th ebest computer game ever to have been created" irked me too
I don't know, arguably internet forums are the Microsoft Word MMO.
"Was it a Derringer or a .44 Magnum the most powerful handgun in the world?"
Why does it matter? It wasn't being held in a hand.
"it might be that the bullet is too small for the barrel."
Why assume there's something wrong with his organ, just because it wasn't built for playing in a cathedral?
"I wonder if those people who have given me a thumbs down have bothered to review the ads"
I wouldn't, as I have never seen an ad on the Pirate Bay. If you're dumb enough to go browsing sites you think are dodgy without using blockers for adverts and Java, then you deserve all the thumbs down that you get.
"Why doesn't anyone believe me?"
Because it's a ridiculous claim. Do you know how long it would take one person to smoke three LED torches?
Something you all seem to have missed...
A number of LGBT support sites have been blocked by the filter, including the website of the LGBT Liberal Democrat group who were involved in the push for marriage equality. So in addition to everything else, the Tories are using the filter to bash gays.
"Nostalgia is one thing, trying to re-live it is another."
That may apply when talking about consoles from two generations back, but the nostalgia market for 8-bit computers remains strong because while sound and graphical gimmicks may date gameplay never does, and 8-bit games didn't have room for anything but pure unadulterated gameplay. Their legacy continues through indie developers - Super Meat Boy is so 80s it hurts.
"It was a hung parliament"
The sooner this parliament goes from being hung to being hanged, the better.
"Web filtering is already the default on mobile phones."
Yes. I found that out while trying to access a friend's Facebook page. If that doesn't tell you the system is filtering for what they want you to see rather than for things that might actually be of concern, then nothing will.
Re: Please can you pass the slit?
Irredeemable Despicable Sociopath would be closer to the truth.
Better than calling it icosihenagene, and adding the strapline "you just can't have enough".
Personally I wouldn't find stanene out of place in the component list of a Terminator, so it's acceptable as a name.
"Baker ... ain't no 30-something anymore"
He never was. Baker was 40 when he took on the role.
"Sadly I do think that Scientology is not what he intended it to be."
Scientology is exactly what Hubbard intended it to be. Or did you forget that he is the person who said the fastest way to make a million dollars is to found a religion?
" It was nice for McGann to list the companions he's had while working for Big Finish"
It was better than nice - it's made the Eighth Doctor's BF stories officially canon. Moffat's also dropped hints that the Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh Doctors may be allowed to reprise the role for BF if they wish. Eccleston probably won't, but Matt Smith might.
"Dueling Banjos played on bagpipes is bloody brilliant!"
Like the BOFH, I believe that the definition of perfect pitch is when you throw a bagpiper off a cliff and he lands on an accordionist. The only exceptions to this are Orbital's Bigpipe Style and the Reel and Soul Society's accordion version of Green Onions. I am not downvoting your post, but only because it would be churlish to do so in addition to hurling you to your death on the rocks 200 feet below.
I do, however, have "O Fortuna" from Carmina Burana (AKA "the Old Spice music") played on a banjo. Now THAT'S good.
"Speak for yourself - If it has DRM like that on it, I won't buy it."
You're seriously using Steam DRM as an argument for buying a Sony console instead?
Don't bother reading Fables
It turned into a load of tedious crap long ago after the end of the first main arc, and it's coming to a close next year anyway. Read The Unwritten instead.
"the gamer in question couldn't launch CoD in offline mode after being banned"
So you lose your XBL account and your console is useless? I imagine Hitler is going to have a few words to say about that.
"ask any body who has been sexually assaulted if they'd rather had had a photo taken"
Tell you what, why don't I ask my sister how she felt when some slimy pervert stuck his phone up her skirt and took a photo? Oh, wait, I don't have to - I already know that she was shocked and upset by it. I also know that had I been there, said pervert would have eaten his phone without salt.
You are speaking from a position of ignorance, Chris. Taking an upskirt photo without permission may not be on the same level as groping a woman or pulling off her clothes, and it's certainly nowhere near actual rape, but it's still a violation.
"Bit of an extreme reaction here"
I can see why you chose to be anonymous. There is nothing extreme about getting angry with someone for committing what is essentially a sexual assault on a loved one.
"Worse than that, they allow comments ... like "would of gone""
Well, of course they do. That's what happens when your ban on all Nazis extends to the grammar Nazis. The internet needs the SS  if it's going to stay readable.
 Sentence Structure.
"No it's at what point Apple will patent the bulletproof phone"
Note that despite Apple's pride in the aluminium back, the article does not say that an iPhone has ever stopped a bullet. For a variety of reasons one would think there would be more incidents of iPhone users being shot at, too. Obviously it's the smaller screen size - less chance of it getting in the way.
(Cue quote from the spectre of Jobs: "iPhone users would rather be shot than use a device with a larger screen.")
"I expect you meant to say: "all the other major smartphone manufacturers"."
I think the total figures are for all handsets including those that are not smartphones. It's possible that Samsung's 31% share does represent more than 50% of the smartphones. I'm not sure how that works given that Windows phones (and possibly Blackberries) do technically count as smart and they make up more than 2% of the market, but still.
"I watched Big Trouble In Little China recently, dreadfull"
You leave Jack Burton alone!
"I'm still getting PPI and "you've had an accident" junk"
Have you considered upgrading your handset?
"Who are they going to go to - 3?"
And here we are five years later, when I routinely hear of O2 customers abandoning ship to head for the fairer waters (and unlimited mobile data allowances) of 3. I migrated myself earlier this year. Ah, sweet irony.
Re: In Idaho...
We don't want to know about Idaho. That sort of thing should be kept private.
(I know, I know...)
"Colder even than a midwinter night in Aberdeen"
No it bloody well isn't. >:[
"Anyone would think they created a mobile game to make money"
There's a difference between offering micro-transactions for things that make the game easier and deliberately deceiving your customers into thinking they have to pay to play. The Facebook log-out option that you need to even know the Mystery Quests exist has been hidden behind two levels of menus then tucked away offscreen at the bottom of a list.
Also, Angry Birds and countless other games let you play for free or pay for an ad-free version. Rovio aren't losing money.
Re: Candy Crush..
Not really. It's transparently luck-based after about level 80, and the more luck-based the level the more King charge for additional moves. Most levels are 69p, but the ones where you have to get super-lucky are £1.49.
King have also tried deceiving players into thinking they have to pay or ask friends to access levels past 35 by hiding the daily quests when you're logged into Facebook, and tricked them into using boosters that cost money by automatically turning them on so they get wasted on trivial early levels. A militantly dishonest company.
"Pics or it didn't happen"
Not that I go around hiring hitmen, but I would imagine this to be a standard requirement. It makes sense for a hitman to hide the body well, if not actually destroy it outright. Without some form of visual proof, how does the buyer know that the hitman didn't just tell the target to disappear?
Re: I find your use of the word 'boffin' offensive
Why so angry? Nobody's asking YOU to boff them, are they?
"Where the <Austrian town of choice> is this going?"
On a side note, there was at one point a movement to have Fucking, Austria twinned with the Norwegian town of Hell.
"They should've named the next version of Android after Kendal Mint Cake"
That would be potentially risky due to politics. The Romney family who manufacture Kendal Mint Cake are relatives of (thankfully failed) Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
I think we may see more branded Android releases in future. L will be Licorice or Lemon Meringue for sure, but after that we go straight to Mars Bar or Milky Way. N will be Nougat, but O will be Oreo.
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- Put down that Oracle database patch: It could cost $23,000 per CPU