756 posts • joined Saturday 3rd July 2010 17:49 GMT
Re: Please can you pass the slit?
Irredeemable Despicable Sociopath would be closer to the truth.
Better than calling it icosihenagene, and adding the strapline "you just can't have enough".
Personally I wouldn't find stanene out of place in the component list of a Terminator, so it's acceptable as a name.
"Baker ... ain't no 30-something anymore"
He never was. Baker was 40 when he took on the role.
"Sadly I do think that Scientology is not what he intended it to be."
Scientology is exactly what Hubbard intended it to be. Or did you forget that he is the person who said the fastest way to make a million dollars is to found a religion?
" It was nice for McGann to list the companions he's had while working for Big Finish"
It was better than nice - it's made the Eighth Doctor's BF stories officially canon. Moffat's also dropped hints that the Ninth, Tenth and Eleventh Doctors may be allowed to reprise the role for BF if they wish. Eccleston probably won't, but Matt Smith might.
"Dueling Banjos played on bagpipes is bloody brilliant!"
Like the BOFH, I believe that the definition of perfect pitch is when you throw a bagpiper off a cliff and he lands on an accordionist. The only exceptions to this are Orbital's Bigpipe Style and the Reel and Soul Society's accordion version of Green Onions. I am not downvoting your post, but only because it would be churlish to do so in addition to hurling you to your death on the rocks 200 feet below.
I do, however, have "O Fortuna" from Carmina Burana (AKA "the Old Spice music") played on a banjo. Now THAT'S good.
"Speak for yourself - If it has DRM like that on it, I won't buy it."
You're seriously using Steam DRM as an argument for buying a Sony console instead?
"the gamer in question couldn't launch CoD in offline mode after being banned"
So you lose your XBL account and your console is useless? I imagine Hitler is going to have a few words to say about that.
"ask any body who has been sexually assaulted if they'd rather had had a photo taken"
Tell you what, why don't I ask my sister how she felt when some slimy pervert stuck his phone up her skirt and took a photo? Oh, wait, I don't have to - I already know that she was shocked and upset by it. I also know that had I been there, said pervert would have eaten his phone without salt.
You are speaking from a position of ignorance, Chris. Taking an upskirt photo without permission may not be on the same level as groping a woman or pulling off her clothes, and it's certainly nowhere near actual rape, but it's still a violation.
"Bit of an extreme reaction here"
I can see why you chose to be anonymous. There is nothing extreme about getting angry with someone for committing what is essentially a sexual assault on a loved one.
"Worse than that, they allow comments ... like "would of gone""
Well, of course they do. That's what happens when your ban on all Nazis extends to the grammar Nazis. The internet needs the SS  if it's going to stay readable.
 Sentence Structure.
"No it's at what point Apple will patent the bulletproof phone"
Note that despite Apple's pride in the aluminium back, the article does not say that an iPhone has ever stopped a bullet. For a variety of reasons one would think there would be more incidents of iPhone users being shot at, too. Obviously it's the smaller screen size - less chance of it getting in the way.
(Cue quote from the spectre of Jobs: "iPhone users would rather be shot than use a device with a larger screen.")
"I expect you meant to say: "all the other major smartphone manufacturers"."
I think the total figures are for all handsets including those that are not smartphones. It's possible that Samsung's 31% share does represent more than 50% of the smartphones. I'm not sure how that works given that Windows phones (and possibly Blackberries) do technically count as smart and they make up more than 2% of the market, but still.
"I watched Big Trouble In Little China recently, dreadfull"
You leave Jack Burton alone!
"I'm still getting PPI and "you've had an accident" junk"
Have you considered upgrading your handset?
"Who are they going to go to - 3?"
And here we are five years later, when I routinely hear of O2 customers abandoning ship to head for the fairer waters (and unlimited mobile data allowances) of 3. I migrated myself earlier this year. Ah, sweet irony.
Re: In Idaho...
We don't want to know about Idaho. That sort of thing should be kept private.
(I know, I know...)
"Colder even than a midwinter night in Aberdeen"
No it bloody well isn't. >:[
"Anyone would think they created a mobile game to make money"
There's a difference between offering micro-transactions for things that make the game easier and deliberately deceiving your customers into thinking they have to pay to play. The Facebook log-out option that you need to even know the Mystery Quests exist has been hidden behind two levels of menus then tucked away offscreen at the bottom of a list.
Also, Angry Birds and countless other games let you play for free or pay for an ad-free version. Rovio aren't losing money.
"Pics or it didn't happen"
Not that I go around hiring hitmen, but I would imagine this to be a standard requirement. It makes sense for a hitman to hide the body well, if not actually destroy it outright. Without some form of visual proof, how does the buyer know that the hitman didn't just tell the target to disappear?
Re: Candy Crush..
Not really. It's transparently luck-based after about level 80, and the more luck-based the level the more King charge for additional moves. Most levels are 69p, but the ones where you have to get super-lucky are £1.49.
King have also tried deceiving players into thinking they have to pay or ask friends to access levels past 35 by hiding the daily quests when you're logged into Facebook, and tricked them into using boosters that cost money by automatically turning them on so they get wasted on trivial early levels. A militantly dishonest company.
Re: I find your use of the word 'boffin' offensive
Why so angry? Nobody's asking YOU to boff them, are they?
"Where the <Austrian town of choice> is this going?"
On a side note, there was at one point a movement to have Fucking, Austria twinned with the Norwegian town of Hell.
"They should've named the next version of Android after Kendal Mint Cake"
That would be potentially risky due to politics. The Romney family who manufacture Kendal Mint Cake are relatives of (thankfully failed) Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney.
I think we may see more branded Android releases in future. L will be Licorice or Lemon Meringue for sure, but after that we go straight to Mars Bar or Milky Way. N will be Nougat, but O will be Oreo.
"The director was subsequently chosen for the LotR trilogy, for some bizarre reason."
Two bizarre reasons, actually: Heavenly Creatures and The Frighteners. The one showed that Jackson could do something other than splatter movies, the other showed that he could handle a real budget.
" if you want a monument to Steve Jobs, go buy an original mac"
If you want a monument to Steve Jobs, relieve yourself in a Superloo. They look flashy, but aren't really any better than alternatives that are far cheaper and have greater functionality . Plus, you get a free statue of Steve Jobs!
 Superloos pre-soap the water in their sinks, so you can't rinse your toothbrush.
"Don't put up a penny of your money and stick someone else for the bill"
More like "Don't put up a statue and stick someone else for the bill".
Nobody yet seems to have noticed that this project is Flexible Funding, which means the people behind it will get to keep the money even if the $50k is not raised with no obligation to deliver anything. An outlandish project like this that also uses Flexible Funding is a very strong indicator of a scam.
"professional ladies introducing a new version"
Seems more likely than an attempt to use credit cards.
"That'll do nicely, sir."
I'll leave it to your imagination where a naked lady might swipe the card.
"We've fucking time travelled"
Everyone could do themselves some good by searching YouTube for "Malcolm Tucker is Doctor Who" and watching the short video of that name (NSFW, obviously). In the 72 hours following the announcement of Capaldi's casting, his first interview as the 12th Doctor got over 160,000 hits; in the same period, the Tucker Who video received over a million.
"on the upside, as we all roast and choke it would be raining DIAMONDS!"
That's hardly an up side. Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head would become a song about being tortured, and the remake of Singing in the Rain would have to be a snuff movie.
Also most of it wouldn't be gem quality.
"Or put another way stick a cage round it!"
In case you're not joking: the body of an aeroplane *is* a Faraday cage.
"it has got two of the three "sharks, tits, and Hitler" topics."
So the perfect C5 documentary would be "Hitler: A Tit Who Jumped The Shark"?
"I hestitate to ask how one orks a cow"
You paint it red so it goes faster, obviously. WAAAGGHH!
"Later we had Ealing Studios’ Went the Day Well"
I'm not sure what the writer is trying to say here. He seems to be saying that Quatermass II was an infuence on Went The Day Well, but it was released 13 years after that movie.
"time perception is, of course, governed by the Shatner's Bassoon"
Well, that explains those ... odd ... pauses we alll ... experience ... now and again.
Cerebus even went out to Pluto. Damn, we should have voted that as the name (and Jaka for the other one).
"by the definition above the McAfee install is bloody malware"
Yes, but the definition you gave for malware isn't the real definition. Malware is software intended to harm your machine. McAfee is shovelware, but it's not malware. If it was, you wouldn't have the option to untick that box.
I'm guessing you installed Flash, hammered the Next button as fast as you could, and are now crying because McAfee got installed as well.
"Conan the Barbarian clearly launched his career."
Arnie's movie career was launched by Stay Hungry. His presence and attitude in that movie was what attracted people towards him as a screen actor.
"If you haven't already read the Wasp Factory. You wont regret it."
Most people who have read The Wasp Factory advance the opinion that they do regret reading it, for a great many reasons that do not involve the book being crap.
Personally I never saw what the fuss was about with The Wasp Factory and for the most part I can't relate to the Culture books with all their GUAs  either. But still, in an ideal world Iain Banks would still be here, writing books I don't want to read. Ave atque vale.
 GUA: Generally Unexplained Acronym
You just couldn't resist putting up the cover for Servants of the Wankh, could you?
(Paris, because she probably has servants for that as well.)
Re: Tulisa :)
"This year, the Doctor is doing Time"
"Apple's "paid-for property" is in this case the White House itself."
Of course Apple owns the White House. Couldn't you tell by the Oval Office's rounded corners?
"A pathetic 27 letters, but you cannot say it is worthless"
Many of us probably can't say it, period. However, I do know for sure that you can't spell it. It's "floccinaucinihilipilification", and it's 29 letters long - one more than "antidisestablishmentarianism".
Re: "There's no need to change your light fittings - you can buy screw to bayonet adapters"
No. Glass can withstand a direct push against a light spring, and when you turn it to engage the bayonet it's a loose fit. Screw sockets grip the screw more tightly, and if anything causes the screw to stick you're suddenly twisting thin glass.
"There's no need to change your light fittings - you can buy screw to bayonet adapters"
Most people I know who dislike screw bulbs do so because screw bulbs are much easier to break when being fitted or removed, and if this happens it's an absolute bastard to clear the socket for a fresh bulb. Bayonet adapters may make it slightly easier to remove the bulb, but they shift the problem to removing the adapter so you can reuse it. If you can't readily remove the adapter, having a screw socket adds £2 to the price of every lightbulb you buy.
Surely it would be iNdica?
"Someone might put some Deep Heat in the tube of moisturising cream..."
That's OK - the cream is for his elbow.
Re: You can not be serious.
You realise that Cyclops and Hawkeye are both developments for which McEnroe pushed very strongly, right? If Hawkeye had existed when he was playing he'd never have been known as the Brat, because he didn't get mad because the calls went against him - he got mad because they were wrong.
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