23 posts • joined Thursday 1st July 2010 23:23 GMT
Re: The new Doctor
Bonnie Langford? Are you 'avin' a laugh??
Paris - because she would be a more credible Doctor than Bonnie Langford.
The last time they tried this, people got fused to deck plates.
Same old, same old
All the Apple OS vs Windows vs Android OS arguments above.
Roll back the clock to c. 1983. Heard by me in school at break ad nauseam:
"My Spectrum is better than your C64'
"Your Spectrum doesn't have a proper keyboard"
"Your C64 is too expensive"
When will the notion of "horses for courses" sink in, I wonder?
Imagine a tank of opaque fluid fronted by glass (surrounded by gilt frame perhaps).
The Tank has a reading light over it, aimed at the glass, which you switch on.
You start to hit the control rods and an image forms on the Tank wall in front of you.
Thousands of tiny rods pushed through the fluid by lever action, tipped by black rubber, are pushing up against the screen to form an image of a kitten and the mysterious message 'LOL'.
That is all.
Facebook? What Facebook? The website advantage
For the small but growing number of us that do not use Facebook or have a Facebook account, a website (no matter how humble) is a nice gesture.
Indeed, websites may come back into their own again - the mean average age of Facebook users is now well over forty and rising. Why? Because the younger teens just don't want to know: see comments on the uncoolness of Facebook at http://mashable.com/2013/08/11/teens-facebook/.
As wrong as it gets
Suppliers should be running a mile from giving or purporting to give anything remotely connected to legal advice - risks of negligent misstatement, holding out as giving legal advice, etc.
Surely the idea would be to ensure client understands that client is solely responsible for obtaining independent legal advice that what it is doing/planning to do complies with data protection law, etc., etc.?
I am not a lawyer and this is not (and is not offered or provided) as legal advice: seek independent third party legal advice on any issue raised here...
Skins for Google Glass
Terminator HUD, anybody?
Relive Win 3.0/3.1/3.11/WfW 'Good Old Days' with VM Ware or Similar...
1) Dig out DOS and Win floppies (they might still read - mine did)
2) Dig out USB floppy drive (I prefer Sony but any will do)
3) Fiddle with VMWare (or similar) configuration
4) Patch VM with stuff from Electrical Interweb (e.g. tweaked SVGA drivers from Zamba's excellent VMWare Page -http://www.scampers.org/steve/vmware/)
5) Play suitable music (e.g. http://www.officialcharts.com/archive-chart/_/1/1990-05-26/)
Nom, nom, nom...
On a bush block in Southern NSW...
ADSL 2+ went in a couple of months ago - fairly consistent 18.5 Mbps since then.
But we do have other problems - a 10 day outage when mice gnawed through the wires in the pillar at the end of the road and an 8 day outage when a neighbour ploughed through the cable run ...
Using the Ladder of Abstractions for Safer Headlines
PLAGUE OF SEX CRAZED MONSTER INSECTS TO HIT EAST COAST
There, fixed it. All the cicada/grasshopper/locust stuff can drop down the chute now.
Re: Two sides to the orphan issue?
1) It's "capital", not "capitol".
2) You are assuming that people who work and those who hold capital are two distinct groups - even when Karl Marx was alive, this wasn't true and it certainly isn't today.
Having once got flamed to cinders as a youth for referring to an embossed surface as 2.5D, I think it is only fair that Eadon writes out the following 1,000 times:
"If it has height and width, it's 2D: if it has height, width and depth, it's 3D"
Either that, or we lock him in a room with nothing but a Win RT tablet for company over the weekend...
If people think patents are worth persisting with...
An answer may lie in the (periodic) renewals process.
Put in a requirement that, at renewal, the owner proves to the USPTO use in manufacture of the invention by (a) the owner or, if not using, (b) a licensee. Make the proof requirement subject to an anti-falsifiction rule and attach heavy penalties for false submissions.
No, I'm going for a beer.
Re: "Competitors are nipping at the heels of the once unassailable Apple"
"No company other than Apple & Samsung make any profits on their handsets."
EFSAP (Evidence for Sweeping Assertion, Please) as my Economics 101 lecturer used to scrawl on my essays...
I'm older and married but...
just the mere thought of spending 500 days in a tin can with my missus is enough for me to think about ending it all.
Larry's three favourite words...
Nom nom nom
Climate change fatigue
Please, for the love of God/Dawkins (delete as preferred), no more.
Just leave this POS to 'Nature', 'New Scientist', ' Country Gentleman's Pig Fertilizer Gazette', whatever.
In the US, a trademark is applied for in respect of a list of goods and service mark in respect of services.
One important question for an Examiner looking at the relevant application to consider (by no means the only one) is whether the mark is descriptive of the goods/services for which registration is being sought (and *not*, NB, whether it is descriptive of anything at all).
So, BLACKBERRY was OK when applied for.
WINDOWS was borderline (it was originally registered for "... computer programs and manuals sold as a unit; namely, graphical operating environment programs for microcomputers" but there are newer registrations) and required some pretty complicated arguments and a bucket load of evidence in support.
And APP STORE? Well...
Does this help?
Some reading for Mr Schmidt
Frankfurt, Harry. "On Bullsh*t", Princeton University Press, 2005
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- How UK air traffic control system was caught asleep on the job