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I assumed that this gadget would track the position of your fingers on or near the screen, thereby providing a rough and ready touch-screen. Instead, it seems to track fingers near the keyboard. How does is differentiate between pointing and typing?
Re: Sad Gits
Of course I meant VESPA Zimmer Frames...
Take my advice, ride a Lambretta. You don't get the auto-correct problems.
developers downloaded out-of-date versions of the most popular frameworks 33 per cent of the time
If your application is running in Framework version X, you don't need to keep downloading it. I would guess that most downloads of obsolete versions are intended to build developer environments when legacy applications have to be modified or maintained. In an ideal world the application platform would be upgraded at the same time - in the same ideal world we'd all have unlimited time and money.
To judge from the picture it does look vaguely like a space-going Reliant Robin.
Quote: "your posts have been upvoted 2015 times and downvoted 279 times"
Am I mistaken in thinking a badge upgrade is overdue?
Re: 12 seconds!!!!
I don't want to start another of the all too frequent town-v-country spats, but the scenario in which you join a 60 mph road from a 90 degree side turning is a common feature of driving outside towns. It's normally a two-lane A road, with continuous traffic during the rush hour. If you don't want to sit at the junction for ten minutes, and prefer not to earn the undying enmity of other drivers, there's nothing for it but to floor the pedal and accelerate up to 60 with squealing tyres and occasional fishtailing.
Allowing a bunch of lawyers and footballers to mess with anything technical is like taking your watch down to the zoo to see if the chimps can repair it for you.
Tommy developed his socialization skills at doggie day-camp...
I am fond of dogs, but, as they say in Private Eye, "Pass the sick-bag, Alice."
Probably not hacked
Opinions seem to be sharply divided on whether this man's home network was adequately secured.
I suppose there are Europeans with the skills to hack into it and take over the baby alarm, though why they would bother is a mystery. But the article also says He heard a male voice coming from inside his daughter's bedroom, calling out her name. This implies that alleged hacker gained access to a computer, where he was able to find out the baby's name, then hacked the baby alarm. Possible, but vanishingly improbable.
Re: British or European
@Captain Scarlet : Villains in American films seem to have had English RP accents since the invention of talkies. Maybe it's some kind of hangover from 1776. Does anyone know if American stage productions in the 19th century had English villains?
Picture of a Neanderthal
Scruffy red hair and beard,
Shiny black patent-leather shoes!
Re: Go Meccano
I was delighted to see that much of the Meccano used to build this centrifuge was green and notably old-looking. Unlike the modern Meccano as I've seen.
The thing that impresses me most is the lightweight frame of the base, which doesn't appear to be fixed down in any way. It must be superbly well-balanced. If I made a thing like this it would probably walk across the floor and smash the windows.
When I first encountered these lamps, I'm sure they were called Astra (or possibly Astro) lamps, and the distinctive glass container appeared to come from a swanky brand of fruit squash (oxymoron alert!) whose name escapes me.
They seemed to disappear during the 70s, along with kaftans and joss-sticks. But then they reappeared with a new name. Is this evidence of the great wheel of existence? Or is my memory playing tricks - it was the 60s, after all.
Icon of hippie with a good-sized joint.
Re: 35 minute trip with no bathroom?
Most suburban transit systems (e.g. the London Underground) have journey times at least as long, and none have toilets.
Why would you want to take a bath while you're travelling, anyway?
Re: A pipeline?
@Mips "Fit for Shakespeare"
Well, yes. But it's a modified quotation of the motto of the US Postal Service, which is in turn a translation of Herodotus. So it's either more recent than Shakespeare, or much older.
Re: Forget the privacy implications
phone switched off and in an RF protective case
Have you considered that it might be easier not to have a mobile phone at all?
In the days before world+dog got into relational databases, data had to be stored in files. When databases started to become popular there was a notorious vendor nostrum: "Just put everything into a database, and then you can get whatever information you need out".
To an extent, this was true. Extracting meaning from data stored in files was always difficult and resistant to ad-hoc queries. But the implication that a database is a sort of magician's bag, into which you dump masses of disorganised data and from which you pull meaning and truth, never was.
The advocates of big data seem to be resurrecting the magic bag.
Re: You can bet your sweet biddy
The thing you bet is actually a "bippy" (Rowan & Martin's Laugh-in, c1967)
the decision applies only to switching providers on BT's Openreach copper network
As I'm not a communications engineer, can somebody explain to me what is the relevance of the element that the conductors are made from? Why shouldn't people who are unfortunate enough to be connected via inferior aluminium wiring benefit from this change?
Your standard methodology will skew the results. I believe many aficionados of China tea prefer the second infusion. Also, it effectively eliminates some very fine teas that are better drunk without milk. For example:
By way of contrast, the worst tea I ever tasted was during a holiday job as a tram conductor in Blackpool. Every member of the crew brought an enamel brew can containing pre-mixed leaf tea and sugar. After adding boiling water they'd swing the can round a bit, then add condensed milk. The result was brick-red and so sweet that you could feel your teeth getting looser as you drank it.
Re: 12 Contenders - No, No only 11
@Richard the Head: if your inside information on Twinings tea is as reliable as your spelling of their name, then I think we can ignore it.
Emily Thornberry, Labour's shadow attorney general, said: "This is government incompetence of the first magnitude."
Gosh, that's a surprise.
Don't these politicians (of all parties) understand that it's this kind of stereotyped response that makes them some of the most reviled and distrusted people on the planet?
This is a clerical error of some kind, serious, perhaps, but not "government incompetence of the first magnitude", which needs to be something bigger, such as starting a war over WMDs that don't exist, or selling off the gold reserves when the market is at the bottom.
Trolls and trolling
When I first encountered the concept of trolling in discussion groups, I assumed the reference was to the fishing strategy where a lure or bait is dragged through the water to catch predatory fish. It seemed a vivid analogy for the way trolls operate.
Lately, however, it seems to have mutated, and it now seems to be a reference to the Scandinavian monsters that lurk under bridges. The Reg troll icon looks more like one of these than a fishing lure. This feels like a much blunter metaphor.
Was I wrong in my initial assumption?
Re: Another subsidy effect...
people who can't afford the fancy plans with "free" phones get to subsidise those who do
Few people can be bothered to upgrade their phone or switch plans at the end of the contract period*. Even if you do, the total cost is usually more than you would have paid if you'd bought the phone and used a SIM-only contract.
So the subsidy is likely flowing the other way.
*This certainly applies to me and to everybody I know. Phone contracts are like gym membership - you overpay because you don't finish the contract when you could.
all part of a breeding consortium, so the dolphins had met at some point
Are you sure you mean "met"?
Re: As Sir Terry said...
I suppose the passing dolphin at Kings Cross station was catching a train to Fishguard.
Re: what are you planning on shoving down a pipe bigger than 10Mbps
@Phil O'Sophical: I'm reasonably sure that buying more phone lines would simply move the contention from inside the house to outside it.
Am truly disgusted by this news and it's another nail in the coffin of despicable things that happen all the time now.
In normal usage:
"another nail in the coffin of X" = X will soon cease to exist
"despicable things that happen all the time now" = X in the above
So, no more despicable things. That has to be good news.
As an ex-field tech for Xerox, I came across a number of problems that occurred simply because people were not willing to RTFM.
It may come as a surprise to you to learn that most people in offices have more important things to do than read photocopier manuals.
Once upon a time the photocopier was a vital piece of office equipment, and people used it often enough to know how it worked, though I don't suppose they read the manuals, even then. With the reduction in paper documents, an average person might make one photocopy a month. Meanwhile, the copiers have become much more complicated.
"putting all those headaches of DB administration off of your own plate so you can focus on app development"
My experience suggests that the headaches of DB administration involve things that a DBaaS supplier is unlikely to do for you - efficient design of the physical schema, partitioning, management of storage areas, query optimisation, persuading junior developers that primary keys and normal form make things easier, not harder.
"For millions of dollars you can build similar looking technologies on Oracle or even on MySQL"
On Oracle, maybe. But if you've spent millions of dollars on a MySQL installation, I'd like to see the receipts.
I have the highest regard for Victoria Coren Mitchell, but I think she's wrong about "sulfur".
Most British people's aversion to "sulfur" is based on a suspicion that it's an Americanism, a consequence of the misguided spelling rationalisation that gave us "ax" and "color". In fact, many European languages use "f" in their various spellings (e.g. Schwefel, soufre, zolfo). I believe the "ph" in the English spelling was actually introduced as part of the curious Renaissance fashion for making words "more classical", the same trend that added the pointless "b" in "debtor".
"sulfur" is, of course, the spelling mandated by whatever international body controls the names of elements.
Re: The most certain are the least likely to be correct.
it is not likely there even *is* one objective truth for all values of 'truth'
So is the statement above true or not? I'm pretty sure that it's an instance of Epimenides' Paradox dressed up with a bit of probability.
If you believe in multiple values of true, then it must be impossible for you to evaluate any proposition.
Pointing out the fringe is humerus
If you can point out your fringe with your humerus then you must have very flexible shoulder joints.
I expect cricket bat handles are harder to obtain than guns in the USA.
The MP shot back: "The WHOLE POINT is that they are not government ISP filters (excuse the shouting) but are the filters you are expected to install on every device now."
This is news to me. I suppose that if Perry issues detailed instructions then I might be able to install something on my routers and computers, but the TV may be a problem because I don't have access to the firmware.
Really? I didn't know "sequentially" only applied to quarters.
What word do you use to describe a sequence of days, months or years?
the "sequentially higher churn" was largely due to student movers at the end of the academic year
Doesn't the same thing happen every year?
High water mark
June was the high water market hitting nearly a whole one percentage point of growth. Last month, though, its rate of increase slumped.
If you hit the beach like the techies are supposed to be doing, you will have the opportunity to wade into the sea until it comes up to your nose. You will find that the high water mark is not the point at which the rate of rise decreases, but the point at which the water stops rising.
A reduction in the rate of growth is not a decline, and is only indicative of a decline if you can predict the shape of the curve.
Re: Biggest problem
Population growth engenders conflict without competition for resources as a cause.
Populations that are growing rapidly contain a disproportionate number of young adults (because of the growth curve, and because societies with low life expectation have high birth rates). Societies with a high proportion of young adults have been shown to be more quarrelsome and aggressive. I suppose: old farts don't fight much because they expect to lose.
This is one of the reasons for the surprising, and mostly counterproductive, aggressiveness of mediaeval society.
Re: Your browser is outdated ...
The new typeface doesn’t work perfectly everywhere, we’re aware of that. It pretty much works on a Mac in all browsers and on Windows in Internet Explorer. It’s not quite there in Firefox or Chrome on a PC.
Yeah, because no web developer in the world has ever managed to design a page that displays properly in all browsers.
You can tell this statement originated from a graphic-designer type dickhead because (a) he thinks the Apple Mac is the most important target platform, and (b) he thinks the Mac (a computer), Windows (and operating system) and PC (lots of different computers) are subsets of the same category.
Re: Geeks in jeans
Somehow, you just know that the jeans in question have creases ironed down the legs.
You're holding it wrong
"holding a camera would be a pain in the arse."
There is an HD tab on the EPG you know.
Not necessarily. The presentation of the EPG is specific to the TV hardware. My 3-year-old TV has no such feature. Unlike the rather older model it supplanted, the favourite channel feature is so bad that I never use it.
So I rarely watch in HD.
Hint: you wouldn't say "the person whom is supplying...".
Re: Obvious question. How many *merchant* ship have separate INS/GPS systems?
Perhaps he's a victim of spellchecker-spoofing equipment.
Double meh. I've read the article and about a hundred posts, and I still can't see what this gadget is for, nor why I should want one.
Why would I want to see stuff from my phone on the TV screen? If I want to use NetFlix I'll get it over my broadband connection. How many films does it take to burn through a typical mobile data allowance?
Is there some kind of content that's only available on phones? Anything else, I'll view on one of the computers in the house. If it absolutely has to be seen on a TV-size screen, and it's not available through the TV's internet connection, I can connect a computer to the TV.
Re: SQL injection - a big-mouthed web developer speaks
@AC 12:59: Any big-mouthed hacker brave enough to explain how he SQL injects prepared statements?
The kind of data access code that falls for SQL injection is usually a horrible mess of concatenated strings and escaped quotation marks. Trying to decipher it hurts your eyes and your brain. But converting it to something much more secure* isn't a particularly challenging task.
*I accept that nothing is 100% secure, but I've created plenty of sites that pass professional penetration testing. I don't suppose the sites that these hackers broke could claim that.
Learning that it is still possible to get hold of the details of 160 million cards using SQL injection is like being told that Fort Knox keeps a key under the doormat.
the blaze spread to his Merc too
And the blazing Merc also caused severe damage to his LearJet and his yacht, which were both in the driveway.
Re: No problem with a woman being on a note
Most people's experience of 19th century novels is through the medium of TV and film adaptation.
There have been far more adaptations of Jane Austen than Mary Shelley, even allowing for the long tradition of Frankenstein films. Partly this is because Austen wrote more books, and partly because, in all honesty, she wrote better books.
Also, despite the adaptation entitled Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, the story is better-known in the Boris Karloff and Hammer interpretations, which have a tenuous connection to the original author (or, indeed, the original story).
So I rather doubt that either sex knows more novels by Mrs Shelley. WRT Mr Shelley, a lot of people probably have some knowledge of Ozymandias, even if they don't know who wrote it.
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