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Your kids' chances of becoming programmers? ZERO

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Re: Old Manuals

The reference implementation of the C compiler costs £0 including full Source Code.

Exactly! I doubt that there are any current languages for which you can't get a free compiler. Many of them offer a free IDE. In the Java world, it's a battle between four or five IDEs that are either entirely free or offer a free version. I think Microsoft offer some sort of .NET freebie. If you're truly perverse and you search hard enough I bet you can even get COBOL free.

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Thought you didn't need to show ID in the UK? Wrong

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Re: I think we should become more European with this

The countries on the list with the least stringent ID requirements seem to be the places where you might want to live.

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Re: What exactly is the problem here?

the place you have to drive through when going to France

As @bigtimehustler points out, Belgium isn't a sensible route from England to France. Actually, I thought Belgium was the place the Germans always invade on their way to France. Perhaps the frequent German presence has inured its citizens to the imposition of identity papers.

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Re: (EU standard) photo card

I've had no problems using my paper licence to hire cars in Europe and use courtesy cars in England.

I refuse to incur the inconvenience and cost involved in getting a plastic photo card. But it's getting to the stage where I need to charge for wear and tear on my paper licence every time I'm required to show it, as I don't know how much longer it will last. The licence I paid for when I passed my test was a nice little red booklet. I don't know who thought it would be a good idea to replace it with a folded sheet of A4 paper - these things are supposed to last a lifetime.

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Aussie bloke hacks way to top of music charts with MIDI-based tunes

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Re: Makes you think....

I suppose the original value of the charts was to help record shops decide what to stock. Vinyl records consumed quite a lot of space and capital (before vinyl, shellac 78s consumed even more), so retailers would want to maximise their stock turnover by concentrating on the fast-selling titles.

It's all changed now. First of all, there's the "long tail" phenomenon where big online retailers can carry massively diverse stock, and then with the change to music downloads there's no relation between sales and stock volume, and the stock occupies negligible space.

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Big Beardie's watching: Alan Sugar robots spy on Tesco petrol queue

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I've rarely used a Tesco filling station where you didn't have to queue to pay. Which member of the queue is going to determine the targeted ads? Or will it be an average? Not much point if it is.

Can we give the system a nervous breakdown by shifting around in the queue so that it has to try to target an old geezer and a teenage woman both at the same time?

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Adobe users' purloined passwords were PATHETIC

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Re: Its the combination an idiot has on his luggage

An idiot is someone who thinks a lock on his luggage provides some kind of security.

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Facebook fans fuel FAGGOT FURY firestorm

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Re: This is disturbing

The word "faggot" meaning "bundle of sticks" is almost certainly derived from the Latin "fascis", which was notably used to describe the bundle of rods carried by lictors, the officials who accompanied Roman consuls. The bundle represented the right of the consul to inflict corporal punishment; when it contained an axe it represented his right to execute.

The best-known term derived from the fasces is, of course Fascism. In the flat estuaries of East Anglia, the rivers are contained by fascine banks, made of bundles of sticks that trap silt.

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Need an internet antidote? Try magic mushrooms

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Re: Boletus edulis

Probably best known to foodies by their Italian name, porcini, or their French name, ceps. Readily available dried.

Now if you'd found morels...

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Bucket? Check. Toilet plunger? Check. El Reg's 50 years of Doctor Who

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Re: Plumbing pedantry

@frank ly: You're correct in identifying "operative" as an adjective, but mistaken in thinking the usage wrong.

"operative" in this context is an instance of an adjectival noun. The missing "man" or "person" is understood. Adjectival nouns are more common in inflected languages than in English, although there are plenty of English examples, because the inflection of the adjective supplies information about the implied noun. They aren't a recent invention, either; "cetera" is Latin for "other things", where "-a" is the neuter plural ending that implies "things".

That said, I have to agree that the "operative" usage carries overtones of officialese, perhaps because it de-humanises an operator by reducing him to one of his attributes. I think that's why I chose it.

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Plumbing pedantry

May I point out that it's a sink plunger.

It clears blockages by establishing a seal around the lip of the plunger, which allows the operative to send shock waves down the blocked pipe by vigorously working the plunger while crying "Exterminate!". This would never work in a toilet because the outlet is too big for the seal to cover it.

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Fed up with Windows? Linux too easy? Get weird, go ALTERNATIVE

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VMS

What about an operating system for grown-ups? I haven't tried it, but FreeVMS is an X86 port of OpenVMS.

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Do dishwashers really blunt knives

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Ceramic

My ex-wife puts knives in the dishwasher, and hers are always blunt. Mind you, they're crap knives to start with. The other problem is that the knife is always in the dishwasher when you need it.

I've never used a sharpener - the grinding noise as you drag the blade through it sounds too much like damage happening. For the past couple of years I've been using a ceramic "steel" , and I find it much more effective than the steel steel I used before. When I bought my insanely expensive Global knife, I couldn't persuade myself to get an £80 Global ceramic steel as well. I subsequently found a ceramic steel in Ikea, for £10 IIRC. Actually, the top-of-the-range knives I bought in Ikea are pretty good, too, and much cheaper than Global.

@Hungry Sean: "Sabatier" isn't a brand. It used to be a name used indiscriminately by manufacturers in Thiers , the French equivalent of Sheffield, but more recently it just describes any French-style cooking knife, typically with a triangular blade and a black handle.

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Toshiba unveils SSD: Claims hard-as-nails kit has the write stuff

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WTF?

Cloud?

Why is this article categorised under "Cloud"? It seems to be about a local storage device. Unless my buzzwords are woefully out-of-date, that's exactly what the Cloud isn't.

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Facebook tests sinister CURSOR-TRACKING in hunt for more ad bucks

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Re: AdBlocker Plus

A few years ago, when I couldn't find a decent ad-blocker for Chrome on Linux, I installed Privoxy, an ad-blocking proxy server. I haven't updated the block list for a good while, but it still seems to keep out most of the junk.

As it's a proxy server, rather than a browser add-on, it works transparently for all browsers. Also, it returns a dummy response for all requests, which I imagine makes it much harder for anti-ad-blocking software to detect the block.

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The Colosseum, Hagia Sophia, Tower of London... and, er, Steve Jobs' GARAGE

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Re: From little Acorns

I think the competition for historic building status is a bit stronger in Cambridge than in Los Altos.

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Digital radio may replace FM altogether - even though nobody wants it

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Re: They'd be better shifting to DAB+

many of the early DAB-only sets will have been replaced by newer models that are DAB+ compatible anyway

Why? My two DAB radios are in the same condition as when I bought them. Barring accidents, they should be good for about 50 years. If I'm compelled to replace perfectly sound kit that I've been encouraged to buy because of the next stupid fad I shall expect to be compensated.

Maybe your radios have a hard life and need frequent replacement.

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@redpola DAB - requires highly-developed and non-trivial silicone

You mean you can receive DAB on breast implants? Or just that it gets on yer tits?

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Payday loan firms are the WORST. Ugh, my mobe's FILLED with filthy SPAM

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Re: TPS

I'm on Orange, previously on Vodafone with the same number. I registered with TPS quite a while ago, and the number of spam messages and unsolicited calls I get is small enough that it's not worth the trouble of making a fuss about it.

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Re: Payday loan and betting, eh ?

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?

I bet there aren't many of you who can claim to have been to an Accrington Stanley match. I can. They played Hartlepool United at home. They lost.

And that was the end of my interest in football.

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Coding: 'suitable for exceptionally dull weirdos'

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Coding vs Writing - which is the dull mechanical skill?

You start off with a set of results you want to achieve. These depend on each other and on external factors. You arrange them in the correct logical sequence, reference the external factors, and connect everything together. If this doesn't produce the required output, you go through making adjustments and re-ordering until it does. Finally, you make sure that it's all syntactically valid and easy to follow.

A generalised description of coding, or possibly of journalistic writing. (If you're a great author there's probably a bit more to it, though I love the idea of Finnegan's Wake as the literary equivalent of obfuscated Perl.)

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SEX CRAZED FISH keeping hapless Southamptonites awake

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Re: @ Sir Runcible Spoon - Sir

Scraping the bottom of the esquire barrel...

"Esquire" seems to belong to a different category from "Mr", "Mrs" etc, because of its usage. Nowadays it's mostly confined to addresses. My impression is that it became common in the 18th century, but that it was never used in the same way as "Mr". One can imagine "How very ill Miss Eliza Bennet looks this morning, Mr. Darcy", but substitute "Fitzwilliam Darcy esquire", and it sounds absurd.

I have an idea that until the late 19th century "Esquire" denoted some kind of gentry status, possibly a man who was armigerous but not titled.

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Re: @ Sir Runcible Spoon - Sir

I seem to recall it's recent conventional useage (which has sadly lapsed) was applied to young men before they became a 'Mr.' i.e. when they got married - a little bit like Miss and Mrs

I thought unmarried young men were styled "Master", until the usage lapsed in the face of objections from young men called Bates.

Also, I believe it should be "its recent conventional usage".

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Swedish teen's sex video fine slashed: Unwilling co-star girlfriend furious

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Re: @ James Micallef

if she made a sex tape willingly but under the assumption it would be private, then uploading it was a heinous crime

It was a pretty nasty breach of trust, but it wasn't "a heinous crime". It's not hard to think of quite a few other ways in which sexual partners can betray each other.

I doubt that you would be recommending a gaol term if he'd treated his friends to graphic descriptions, or even a private video show, though both would be a betrayal of trust. The distinction seems to lie in the scale of the exposure, which isn't really the moral issue.

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Deploying Turing to see if we have free will

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Re: Free from what, exactly?

@I ain't Spartacus: The question is whether our brains are just very complicated, but squishy, computers.

Gilbert Ryle's phrase "the ghost in the machine" exposes the problem of thinking that we have anything beyond a squishy computer to work with. If you once accept that mental processes involve something beyond the physical then anything goes. Non-physical thought processes are as intrinsically likely as gods, fairies and flying spaghetti monsters.

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He/his, she/her, they/their

While "his" has the endorsement of grammar Nazis, "her" is espoused by the politically correct, and "their" has the overwhelming backing of popular usage, it's odd that all these groups would probably object to "it" and "its" to indicate a person of unspecified gender. In most cases it would be clear enough from the context that the referend was not inanimate.

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Snap-happy blogger babe posts catcalling blokes' mugshots online

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Re: In more civilised times

@Chairo: a single thoughtless action, put on the internet by another thoughtless person

It's a wise policy to bear in mind that things you do in public are ... public.

If the woman in the story is posting pictures of men who catcalled her in private, then she's invading their privacy. But if, as is probable, they did it in public, there's no privacy to invade.

In these days of ubiquitous camera phones, surveillance cameras and Google vans, the only way to ensure that something you do doesn't end up on the Internet is not to do it in public. Maybe this is a good thing, maybe not, but it's the way things are.

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US parents proclaim 811 'Messiahs'

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Re: so... surely there must also be the opposite ?

I think it's the chapter in Freakonomics mentioned in a previous post that tells of a man who named his sons Loser and Winner. With grim inevitability, they turned out the opposite way round, IIRC.

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Re: Alas, all is vanity...

Etymology would suggest that it's Peter that means "The Rock".

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Re: Not to be racist

Freakonomics, or a similar book, contains a table that plots weird children's names against the terminal educational age of parents. The lower the TEA, the more exotic the more exotic the name.

My personal bête noir is people who give their children names that are already familiar forms of other names. If you want him to be known as Jack, baptise (or register) him as John. That way he gets a choice.

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Murdoch calls for world+dog to 'expose' Google

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Re: Bike likers

It's not the diphthong that ASCII threatens, it's the ligature; "ae" replaces "æ". To be fair, the death of the ligature is old news; even in the days of hot metal, many fonts, and many more compositors, didn't support ligatures. Strictly, neither "ae" or "æ" is a diphthong, which consists of consecutive vowels with distinct sounds (exhaustive information here).

The "ae" combination seems to have been on the way out for some time, anyway: "mediæval" is now mostly "medieval", even among a population as reactionary as medievalists, and I don't think "pedagogue" has been "pædagogue" in living memory.

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Turkish TV presenter canned for flashing too much cleavage

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Non-PPE clothing

Was it the Politics, the Philosophy or the Economics that her clothing lacked?

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Double-click? Oh how conventional of you, darling!

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Re: The French don't NEED indicators.

it's just to indicate they are in the fast lane

There's more to it than that.

The left-hand indicator means "I am here in the fast lane driving my clapped-out Citroen at 150 km/h** and I find myself 2m from your rear bumper. I expect you to pull yourself over into the slow-moving traffic on the right so that I can accelerate myself to 155 and overtake you."

The right-hand indicator means "I hear you sound the horn because I have just swerved in front of you without warning causing you to brake yourself hard. You are a type of unkempt merino sheep!"

** He has removed the carpet so he can push the pedal down further.

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Re: Standards...

Prior to standardisation there were several occasions when I responded to an outrageous example of bad driving by mouthing "You *&^%$ @:~#£!" and aggressively washing my windscreen at the offending driver.

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Assange: 'I'm fond of your work, Cumberbatch, but let's leave it at that'

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Re: So US judges believe "National Security" trumps *everything* else.

What if he'd supplied them in hand-written form? An illegible font is a matter of choice, whereas bad handwriting is just the way you write.

Maybe he'd have been put in detention to brush up his handwriting.

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London plod plonks, er, pull request on EasyDNS

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Re: "are suspected to be involved"

The document makes it clear that there are only suspicions of a crime.

Crime? I thought copyright infringement was a tort.

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Three BILLION people now potential nodes for the transfer of cat videos

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Re: Cats

I thought the cables were called cat 5 because that's the number of cat videos per second they are capable of handling. Was I mistaken?

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Robot WildCat slips its leash and bounds around parking lot

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Re: OK

I think it looks more like an overfed wild boar than a wild cat. Thin animals like most cats and dogs bend and straighten their backs as they run. This is more like a podgy animal with thin legs.

The interesting thing is the way this machine seems so much more lifelike than most bipedal robots. I suppose we're used to the widely varied morphology of animals like dogs, so anything that approximates a dog appears canine.

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A14 to become UK's first internet-connected ROAD

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Re: It will also be handy for

I wouldn't hold your breath for replacement of the Cambridge-Huntingdon section.

They spent so much money and time on the feasibility study that they can't actually afford a new road. Mind you, the bridge over the East Coast Main Line at Huntingdon station seems to be in danger of collapse, which may force things to move on a bit.

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Samsung DENIES benchmark CHEATING, despite evidence

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Re: "What's this bear crap doing in my woods?" asked Christopher Robin

+1 for the title

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Boffins demo new holo storage using graphene oxide

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Re: Yes, but...

I think it's a wallaby wannabe.

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'Instant translation' glasses to come online for 2020 Olympics

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3G...4G...5G

...the wireless component of mobile networks gets faster and faster.

Meanwhile, the UK mobile operators continue to link their base stations to the internet with wet string, and charge £20 for sloooow delivery of a Gib of data over this pathetic infrastructure.

Forgive me if I don't get excited.

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Yo, mall rats: Facebook and Cisco in Wi-Fi hookup to track your retail, social life

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This solution, coined CMX for Facebook Wi-Fi...

Can anybody suggest what this means? Is "coined" supposed to be a hip alternative to "called"? If so, are quotation marks optional when you use it?

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A £30,000, 295bhp 4G MODEM?!? Must be the Audi S3 Quattro, then

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Re: More wheels than seats?

@AC: Yes, plus numerous gearwheels etc.

But that's not what's intended by the question "How many wheels does this car have?" For a conventional car, any value more than 4 will lead people to wonder what planet you come from.

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WTF?

Nore wheels than seats?

I'm struggling to think of any cars with five or six wheels.

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Re: Automatic

@Alan Brown It's a parking brake - and using it at lights, etc is an instant license fail

It's hard to reconcile your assertion with the fact that my car has an option to apply the handbrake automatically when the vehicle stops. I tried it and found it rather annoying, but there's clearly a (legal) demand for such a feature.

Many Americans seem to regard the handbrake as some kind of fossil and never use it even when parking on a steep hill. It's not entirely surprising; all the American cars I drove about 25 years ago had weird handbrakes that you applied with a lever but released with a pedal - or was it the other way round? Whoever thought up that arrangement could do with learning about user interfaces.

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How big?

the unit that takes up most of the space in the glove box

Why does a unit that appears to have the functionality of a pocket-size mobile phone take up most of the space in the glove box? Is it a very tiny glove box? Have they built the unit using mainframe technology?

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NASA's search for habitable planets maps ALIEN CLOUD-WORLD

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Re: Hugely impressive.

@RISC OS

The most impressive thing about the page you linked to, and also about the similar 10 biggest Wikipedia hoaxes is that they are so spectacularly dull. Most of them are uninteresting falsehoods about slebs I've never heard of. Apparently Wikipedia said somebody called Sinbad was dead when he wasn't. I thought Sinbad was a fictional character in The 1001 Nights.

I love the skeleton key item, though. It's tantalisingly plausible, but you feel it's probably a hoax.

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State-backed hackers: You think you're so mysterious, but you're really not – report

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Treaty?

a cyber arms treaty that could stem the use of online attacks

The obvious parallel is with treaties that limit the proliferation of nuclear weapons or ban the use of biological weapons. As far as I know it's very, very difficult to build a nuke in your bedroom, and both hard and risky to make biological weapons there*. Also, either activity will tend to leave evidence that points to the perpetrator. In consequence, both these activities are mostly limited to nation states. Cyber arms, are much more amenable to private enterprise, and their originators aren't likely to sign treaties.

* e.g. weaponised smelly socks

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500 MEELLION PCs still run Windows XP. How did we get here?

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Re: open source Windows XP

I suspect that it might be hard to find volunteers to work on an open-source XP project. There's not much kudos in patching up 13-year-old cruft.

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