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Walking while texting can – OUCH! – end badly, say boffins

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WTF?

8.5m?

Eight cameras were used to record subjects' movement on an ~8.5m course

I would guess that 8.5m is about a dozen paces for the average person. It doesn't sound like you could get a significant sample of normal walking over that distance, even if you do use eight cameras.

How much texting can even a phone zombie do in the time it takes to cross a moderately large room?

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Survey: Yoof too COOL for Ferraris, want state-sponsored hybrids

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Re: new-car envy?

that whole 'that was the week' sketch with the 2 ronnies and cleese

Point of information: it was The Frost Report.

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Re: Gadgets are king

reliability ... is really the only test of build quality

The trouble is, most of today's cars are pretty reliable and durable. Without the year-coded* registration plates, you can usually only differentiate a 10-year-old car from a 2-year-old one if you have some expertise in the subtle styling changes from year to year.

Cars are now such a mature technology that the only way to differentiate models within a price range is by additional features. IT features are attractive because they have very low run-on cost.

*Can anybody explain why the British Government supports a numbering scheme that has no other purpose than to boost new-car envy?

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Ancient carving of 'first human-built holy place' = Primitive Vulture Central

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Re: Ted talks

"As natural garbage collectors, vultures are vital to our ecosystem"

In view of which, "Biting the hand that feeds IT" isn't really an apposite tag line. I suppose "Picking at the rotting carcases left behind by IT" lacks the killer double meaning.

Sorry, El Reg.

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Eight EXCELLENT languages for the fondleslab-friendly Intranet of Thingies

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Re: Please God no

I seem to recall Leibnitz wrote about window-less monads. In those days I never got up early enough to make it to a lecture, otherwise I might also be able to tell you what they are.

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Ian Williamson: The engineer who gave Sinclair his first micro

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It wasn’t was a straightforward reproduction of the existing National Semiconductor SC/MP evaluation system.

Make your mind up. Was it or wasn't it?

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Chinese Moon rover, lander duo wake up after two-week snooze

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Non Anglii sed Hispanici

a lot of south America is sort of Anglo Saxon too thanks to the Spanish

The Angles and the Saxons seem to have come from North-West Germany or South Denmark. More colloquially, the term refers to people from England. In recent usage it describes people from North America or former British imperial possessions, whose ancestors came from Britain, Scandinavia or the Germanic countries of Europe.

I can't see how the Spanish, or Spanish-speaking countries in South America fit into this. If we're going to categorise people by their Dark Age antecedents, then Visigoth, or perhaps Moorish, would be more appropriate for Spain.

I suppose the Germans who emigrated to South America in a hurry in 1945 might count as Anglo-Saxons.

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Furtive ebook readers push Hitler's Mein Kampf up the charts

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Re: Lolita

"Lolita" covered in a "Bible" dust jacket back in the 60s

I know which one I'd be more embarrassed to be seen reading (though the Penguin Classics edition that I read had a slightly disturbing cover).

Lolita was regarded as a significant piece of literature in the 60s - in 1962 there was a feature film directed by Stanley Kubrick. If it's unacceptable today then that's probably a consequence of recent paedophilephobia.

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Re: There's a missing option on the list:

There's a missing option on the list:

(o) All of the above.

The question is Which book would you least like to get caught reading?. "Least" requires a single selection. If you dislike them all equally, the logically correct, though misleading answer is "None of the above".

Actually, I agree entirely with the opinion you're expressing, but I can't resist the chance to annoy the AC above who doesn't like to see logical fallacies corrected.

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Spock-style gadget can SMELL my PEE! Weird gizmos of CES 2014

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I suppose this is the intransitive use of "enjoy", as found in the infuriating exhortation "Enjoy!".

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Block The Pirate Bay? Arrr, me hearties, new P2P client could sink that plan

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the sooner the NSA will be able to insert the seeds of future backdoors into it

No doubt. But I don't think the NSA or comparable organisations like GCHQ would see it in their interests to share this information with the copyright protection faction. They might all be evil in their own way, but this doesn't amount to an alignment of interest. Intelligence organisations are invariably reluctant to share.

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Italian woman stunned by exploding artichoke

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Re: Appeal.

"the poor appealed to her husband"

I assumed this was a symptom of machine translation. In Italian "la povera" means "the poor woman", but it translates literally as "the poor".

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Coca Cola slurps millions of MAC addresses

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Stevia etc

Every decade seems to have its own artificial sweetener. Stevia is the flavour of the moment, preceded by Sucralose, Aspartame, Cyclamate and Saccharine. Animal feed companies have a repertoire of other sweeteners that are presumably not certified for human consumption.

Unfortunately there is evidence that consumption of artificial sweeteners is associated with extra calorie intake and weight gain. Hence, presumably, their use in animal feed.

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Gay hero super-boffin Turing 'may have been murdered by MI5'

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In this frenzied homophobic atmosphere, all gay men were regarded as security risks

This would be about the time when John Maynard Keynes was sent to America to negotiate the post-war loan on behalf of the British government. It seems unlikely that nobody knew about Keynes' sexual orientation, so clearly the judgement was more nuanced than this implies.

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El Reg's contraptions confessional no.5: The Sinclair Sovereign

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Re: Ahh, the days of real calcluators

The first electronic calculator I used was in a council Treasurer's office. It was about the size of a cash register, and had eleven rows of eleven keys (0-9 and decimal), and the display used Nixie cold-cathode tubes. This was about five years before decimalisation, so we had to convert £sd to decimal before entering and back again to use the result. A conversion table was stored by the calculator, but I'm still surprised it was worth the effort.

In the early 70s I had a job where I spent weeks performing calculations on magazine readership statistics using a slide-rule. I tried to persuade my boss to buy an electronic calculator, but it appeared that my time was cheaper than the calculator, so all I got was the occasional loan of horrible old electro-mechanical things, still with 11x11 keyboards. The basic models would only add and subtract. The more advanced ones could multiply and divide, but the interminable gear-grinding process made you wish you hadn't bothered.

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No anon pr0n for you: BT's network-level 'smut' filters will catch proxy servers too

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Sic??

"...annonymisers [sic]," the BT spokesman said

You must have an exceptionally good ear for pronunciation. What exactly was it about the way the BT spokesman said "anonymisers" that alerted you to the fact that if he had written it down he would have spelled it incorrectly?

Or do you, perhaps, mean "wrote", rather than "said"?

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Analogue radio will CONTINUE in Blighty as Minister of Fun dodges D-Day death sentence

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“We think it would be great if the BBC made Radio 1 or Radio 2 DAB only!”, Paul Keenan, Bauer CEO told the Go Digital festival

It may come as a surprise to you, Mr Keenan, but BBC radio stations are run as a service to the listeners, most of whom are the people who pay for the service. They aren't there to provide leverage for your failed marketing effort.

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Excise Xmas prezzie indecision MISERY with El Reg’s gift guide²

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Am I the only one...

... who read the title "Excise Xmas prezzie indecision misery" and expected a story about somebody's gift stuck in Customs because they couldn't decide what it was?

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How Britain could have invented the iPhone: And how the Quangocracy cocked it up

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Games

games like ... interactive carpeting

Maybe I'm misunderstanding, but I have to say that "interactive carpeting" sounds like the dullest game ever. I assume that it's a computer simulation of the thrill-packed life of a carpet fitter.

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Hey Linux newbie: If you've never had a taste, try perfect Petra ... mmm, smells like Mint 16

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PPA?

Authors who care about comprehension usually qualify abbreviations the first time they use them. So what's a PPA? OK, this is a technical site where explanation may be considered otiose. But I'm enough of a technician to earn a good living at it, I'm also a regular Linux Mint user, and I haven't a clue what a PPA is. Perhaps I haven't been paying attention.

Google is your friend, of course. But would it have cost anything to indicate which of the 2,520,000 PPA results is meant? Is it Professional Publishers Association, Prescription Pricing Division, Performance Preparation Academy, Personal Package Archive, Power purchase agreement, The Play Providers Association, PPA Awards, The Chartered Society of Physiotherapy, or one of the other 2,519,992?

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Heart part more art than state-of-the-art: Shine wearable activity sensor

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Nothing new

Most of the functionality seems to duplicate an application that I installed on my phone (about three years ago, so there are probably better versions available). Obviously that doesn't do swimming, but it does use GPS and records altitude change.

Also, the cost was a fraction of the price of this gadget, and I can wear a proper watch instead of a nasty plastic thing.

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Lightning strikes USB bosses: Next-gen jacks will be REVERSIBLE

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Re: @ Kubla: Where have you been? USB has always had a square connector!

I was aware that there had always been a square connector. What I didn't appreciate was that the small connectors on portable kit are also Type B. Having never seen any other devices with full-size Type B, I assumed that it was a connector specific to printers.

I know better now. Thanks.

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my laptop has a plethora of USB2/3 connections on it

Does anyone know why there has to be a special USB connector for printers? I can understand the motivation for min and micro USB variants, but what's the driving force behind "just like USB, only square"?

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When the lights went out: My 'leccy-induced, bog floor crawling HORROR

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Re: wood chip

Why shouldn't trees be felled for power generation? We're not talking immemorial elms and Amazon rainforests, but trees that are grown as a crop. It makes as much sense to deplore the use of potatoes for food.

On my drive to work I pass fields full of trees that are clearly being grown as biomass. I don't know what species they are, but they're spindly and close-packed. As far as I know they're harvested long before they grow into big trees. It's the modern equivalent to coppicing.

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IT MELTDOWN ruins Cyber Monday for RBS, Natwest customers

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Joke

Thank goodness Alex Salmond has is going to rid us of the Royal Bank of Scotland after Scottish independence.

What? He doesn't want it?

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Re: Again?

I bet the RBS shareholders are seriously worried about the security of their investment. Oh, hang on....

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El Reg Contraption Confessional No.1: The Dragon 32 micro

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PDP-11

I have a PDP-11/05 (circa 1975)

How big is it? I worked on a slightly younger PDP-11/23 and it was the size of a wardrobe, with massive lead weights in the bottom (which we only discovered after carrying it upstairs). I also briefly worked on a PDP-8. That was the size of two sideboards.

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DON'T PANIC: No FM Death Date next month, minister confirms

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50% of what?

There will be no switchover until the majority of listening is digital

with the number of adults with access to a DAB digital radio up 10%

It sounds suspiciously like there's an assumption that when the number of adults with access to a DAB radio exceeds 50% that will mean that the former condition has been met. This is emphatically not the case.

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Amazon fires up worldwide Read Replicas for hosted MySQL

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"...shifted between geophysical regions..."

Would I be correct in supposing that "geophysical regions" are the same as geographical regions, except they sound more impressive? Or are Amazon running databases in parts of the lithosphere and mantle?

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PC market: ABANDON HOPE all ye who enter here

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Inevitable

There's a long list of once-invincible companies that are now history. The technology industry is especially unforgiving. Think of Kodak and Polaroid. To some extent it even happened to IBM; they managed to survive, but they have nothing like the reach that IBM had in the third quarter of the last century.

So the same fate probably awaits Microsoft, Intel, Apple, perhaps even Google.

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'MacGyver' geezer makes 'SHOTGUN, GRENADE' from airport shop tat

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Re: why this obsession with aeroplanes?

Why do terrorists try to blow up aeroplanes? Like other criminals they seem to be more driven by vague emotional motivations than cold logic. Why do crack-heads steal car radios? In a world where the only people without one are those who've just had one stolen, I don't suppose they fetch a lot of money.

Maybe it's because the airliner is a symbol to them of western technology. Maybe it's because people already fear flying despite the fact that it's one of the safest ways to travel.

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Richard Stallman decides Emacs should go WYSIWYG

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WYSIWYG != WYGIWYE

I'm very much not an emacs expert, but in my experience the problem is not the absence of WYSIWYG.

What You Get may well be What You See, but it's not necessarily What You Expected. For someone of my modest skills, emacs is a sort of WYGIWYG (What You Get Is What You're Given) editor.

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The latest stupid yoof craze: Taking selfies - while DRIVING

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Re: Almost

@Rob

AFAIK the law prohibits use of a mobile phone. There's no way to tell from the picture whether it was taken with a mobile phone (illegal), or whether it was a full-plate camera complete with a tripod (presumably not explicitly forbidden).

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What’s new in SQL 2014?

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Re: SQL 2014

"I didn't realise SQL was shorthand for SQL Server ;)"

It's actually shorthand for badge-engineered Sybase.

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Codd almighty! How IBM cracked System R

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Re: The fourth R

OO-programming turns your brain to mush

I'm an OO programmer myself, so I'm bound to disagree, either because you're wrong, or because my mushy brain is incapable of seeing that you're right. Mushy or not, it can identify the syntax errors in your post.

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The fourth R

Almost all the systems I've worked on in the past 20 years have used relational databases as their back-end storage. One curious thing I've noticed is the extent to which otherwise competent, even brilliant, developers fall apart when they start to work on a database.

It's the same thing over and over. A primary key is too much trouble - let's just have a unique index. Normalisation is for anal-retentive obsessives. Why use a surrogate key when we can index several attributes? Let's just pretend that the database is a kind of flat-file storage.

This surprises me. I'm a self-taught developer with nothing more than O Level maths, but it seems obvious that getting the data design right is fairly easy and pays big dividends. My colleagues, on the other hand, who have been educated and trained to a high level in this stuff, mostly fail to get it.

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RIP Frederick Sanger: Brit bio-boffin who pioneered DNA sequencing dies

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Sanger was a truly great Briton. In view of this, and of the fact that the Sanger Centre is in Cambridgeshire, and spells its name correctly, why does the article say "in 1993 he would open a research center"?

I don't believe there have ever been any research centers [sic] near Cambridge. There used to be Build Center [sic] and Plumb Center [sic], but I'm glad to say they seem to have failed to prosper, and now have different names.

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LOOK UP! Comet ISON could EXPLODE in our skies – astronomers

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Re: I predict

"Heavy clouds and a lack of visibility in the British Isles"

We call this Winter

Summer is similar, but shorter.

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MANUAL STIMULATION: Whack me with some proper documentation

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Illiteracy

What is it with glyphs, icons, hieroglyphs etc? We've spent 3000 years developing a system for unambiguous written communication, and we're getting to the point where nearly everybody in the world can read it. But instruction leaflets and public signs increasingly consist of a set of glyphs and icons like some pre-school party game. I look forward to the law suit where the plaintiff says he couldn't understand the instructions for his chain saw because they were entirely in picture language, whereas grown-ups communicate in words.

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Re: Spot on.

Do you remember the container loads of manuals that, for instance, VMS came with?

I certainly do. Six feet of shelf space. Even more remarkably, I think I read about 60% of them.

super-friendly quips and jokes

No jokes in the VMS manuals, admittedly. But I recall one of the RSTS manuals that described the excruciating process of linking executables in such a way that the system could swap overlay segments in and out of memory. The linker in question was called the task builder, and the manual contained a full-page cartoon of a workman, with the caption "Tommy the Taskbuilder".

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Re: spaces in credit card number

Just yesterday I fell foul of a form that objected when I entered my card expiry date as "dd/mm" (the way it's written on the card) rather than "ddmm".

Grrr!

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Coroner suggests cars should block mobile phones

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Re: Yes well... Country roads

Removing all the bends in country roads would probably cause more disruption than is justified. And it's not just the bendy roads that are a problem...

I drive to work across the fens near Peterborough. One of the roads I use is dead straight for about 8 miles, but that doesn't mean it's safe. Fenland roads float on some kind of brushwood mattress, and are continually subsiding. The surfaces are so bad that a common accident is bouncing off the road into the adjacent ditch (if you're lucky - river if you aren't).

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Tales from an expert witness: Lasers, guns and singing Santas

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Re: Does the expert witness have to get his facts right?

A fascinating article. But am I the only reader to detect a conceited "I'm a scientist, so I'm always right" attitude? The author's belief in the infallibility of his methods is strikingly similar to the policeman's belief in the infallibility of his speed gun.

A bit more humility about the fallibility of the system he works in wouldn't be amiss. His attitude to the Sally Clark case, an appalling tragedy that resulted directly from the shortcomings of the expert witness system, seems to be "Shit happens".

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Justin BIEBER ploughs cash into NaaS: NARCISSISM-as-a-Service

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Eh?

peering at selfies was infinitely more entertaining than gaping at pictures of "coffee or salad"

Who gapes at pictures of coffee or salad? Have I (yet again) I missed out on a major social craze?

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The only word more annoying than "selfie" is "onesie".

Needless to say, it doesn't appear to mean "a selfie taken by the Queen".

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Look at how many ways we ruin your life, Redmond boasts

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Presenteeism

It's important to distinguish between the justifications for out-of-hours work.

In many circumstances people do it because it's an emergency, or out of a sense of obligation to their team. The supermarket manager who spent Christmas day shifting frozen food was probably motivated in this way. The payback for this should be that you're more valued by your colleagues and bosses.

In other cases people accept the imposition because it comes with extra pay. I once bought a (second-hand) Porsche 911 largely out of the proceeds of out-of-hours support.

The real curse is the job where everybody works extra hours every day and takes work home, and nobody manages to use up the full holiday allowance. These companies are cultivating the vice known as "presenteeism". There's ample evidence that they don't actually get any more done than humane employers.

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Will small biz get a bite of mega UK.gov IT pie? Yes: if it can pass the bulls**t sniff test

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Re: I get the impression Govt projects *never* plan for change

Taxes go up, taxes go down, new regulations for married couples, special exemptions here and there...

In most systems things like this are expected to be variable. Taxes may go up and down, they may be charged on different things and calculated in different ways, but the basic principle of taxation doesn't change. The rules change, even if the requirement to follow rules is fixed.

That's the difference between a computer system and, say, a clock. One is adaptable, the other always does the same thing.

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Oooh! My NAUGHTY SKIRT keeps riding up! Hello, INTERNET EXPLORER

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Re: Tired of hearng the same old bull muck!

I've used IE for years and years!

I don't think IE is vilified for the user experience it offers. The earlier versions, especially IE6, were a source of numerous problems for web developers and designers because they failed to adhere to HTML standards in some quite important ways. This has nothing to do with "MS bashing", unless you think that whatever Microsoft does is the de-facto standard.

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When I was younger...

When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow and awkward girl.

However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. I feel confident in my abilities now, and I'm eager to show you what I can do.

Pass the sick-bag, Alice.

I suppose this is some kind of confession, and it should read:

When I was younger I was a crap browser that didn't comply with standards and I caused the proliferation of invalid HTML pages.

However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. Unfortunately, it's too late. By the time I became a swan there were lots of other swans, and many people liked penguins more, so nobody cared.

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Re: If your not Asian, your opinion on this means nothing.

If you can't spell "you're", your opinion on this means nothing.

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