1078 posts • joined 28 Jun 2010
How's it supposed to work anyway?
So they get a massive list of everybody who comes in to the country, and a similarly-sized list of everybody who leaves. In due course they have a smaller list of people who were entitled to come in but should have left by now.
What then? Do they scour the country looking for all the aliens who should have left but haven't (or maybe have left, but weren't noticed)? They don't seem to have much success doing that at the moment, so it seems unlikely that an increase in the number of aliens they have to find will make things better.
Re: Who cares what it's called?
@Steve Davies 3 "a £60.00 fine through the post". Not a fine. Parking fines can only be issued by governmental and quasi-governmental authorities. What the supermarkets send you is an invoice.
Mind you, a supermarket that charges for parking should expect to end up with tumbleweed blowing in its aisles.
Re: Phantom Power
@Steve Graham : I'm neither a pilot. nor an American, but I thought that's what FAA stands for. Is there another meaning?
I doubt it
I've recently been thinking of changing my phone contract. The prices charged for mobile data are absurdly high, and the allowances pitiful*. I doubt whether the technology is growing at all.
*Yes, I know 3 makes a big fuss about its unlimited data contracts, but to use that data I'll need to be able to get a connection.
The other week on University Challenge there was an anagram question to which the answer was "anus and sauna". There was a perceptible pause while the student who answered it calculated whether he was really supposed to say "anus" on national TV.
I regret to report that this is the second posting on El Reg today that uses "loosing" to mean "losing".
Shall we run a sweepstake on how long it will be before the verb "to lose" disappears entirely? When that happens it will, presumably, be impossible for archers to distinguish between firing an arrow and misplacing one.
not what you’re talking about – lip reading (and laser beams picking up vibrations from the windows) notwithstanding
My understanding is that "X notwithstanding" means something like "despite X".
So are the occupants of this thing protected against lip-readers and lasers, or aren't they? If they are, how does the anti-lip-reading device work?
Re: "Patriot Act Compliant"
"Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson
Re: If you live in a lake, it takes longer to walk to the well
@Flocke Kroes the population will grow until some resource becomes scarce
That's been a widespread assumption since Malthus, but it's not what happens in the real world. Rates of human reproduction are on the whole lower in well-provisioned societies and higher in societies suffering scarcity.
From the perspective of evolutionary genetics, this makes sense. When fewer offspring survive to breed, an organism has to produce more of them to ensure the survival of its genes.
'Tis just 8 sea miles from Incheon, spike me if it ain't
Avast yon lubberly talk o' "sea miles". 'Tis two point six recurrin' leagues.
Re: Basic questions for DARPA projects
"How much in the world of medicine has its roots in military R&D do you think?"
Reconstructive Plastic Surgery
The military R&D contribution to Reconstructive Plastic Surgery consisted entirely in supplying horribly injured patients for surgeons to work on in civilian hospitals. So their contribution was not dissimilar to that made by Burke and Hare in an earlier era.
Re: What an advert for tolerance
Do none of us spend time watching our fishing tackle? No
Or sitting around watching 22 over paid blokes run around a field? No
Or melt our brains watching Big X Brother Celeb Bake House Watch? Definitely no
Or grind for gold in GTA-World of-Diablo? No - dunno what you're on about
Sorry, you wouldn't have stood a chance. The scale of a project like this is so massive that it takes a really big company to fuck it up.
Re: Its kind of pointless really
The doors in the office where I work are controlled by fingerprint readers (Samsung IIRC). The false negative rate, at least on my fingers, seems to be about 75%. Some days I've obviously put on the wrong hands when I got dressed, because it won't recognise me at all. Fortunately there's a card backup.
Some colleagues never seem to have problems. I suspect that the care with which the original data is captured and verified is critical.
Re: Not just broadband
I too have a btinternet.com email account, though I no longer use BT as my ISP. Every week I receive emails that say something like "Important changes to your BT email account". I always delete them unread because they look like phishing messages - the login links appear to point to domains that have nothing to do with BT (or, indeed, the UK).
I've always wondered why the btinternet.com spam filter can't catch messages that spoof BT. Now I'm wondering if they were genuine messages in which BT was too stupid to use recognisable domains.
Re: From the X Labs
@DougS Why the hell should anyone care about battery life longer than a day?
Why the hell should anybody have to remember to charge their phone every day?
More seriously, poor battery life can be a real inconvenience. I just got back from a trip to Italy where we used a phone for navigating. Even a fairly new phone ran out of power after about an hour, and the USB socket in the car didn't deliver enough current to recharge it while it's navigating. (I should add that an old Nokia Symbian phone had no such problems a few years ago, and the maps were better.)
A better understanding of the mechanisms of pain may help the development of ways to alleviate chronic pain and develop analgesics.
The fact that you missed this fairly obvious point may be due to your having been hit in the face with a cricket ball.
How many £18k "developers" does it take to write a "Hello World" application?
Re: Silicon Roundabout Bollocks
@phil dude so long as it's not 8th week in Trinity
I was at Trinity, and I don't recall getting stupider in 8th week. Drunker, maybe.
You're not from Balliol are you?
puncture the brake-lines on their car
As most things on a car are now controlled by software, I'd have expected a less hardware-based revenge from Linus.
Re: it will probably be an expensive boutique operation.
Nobody points out that cruise ships must fail due to the slow nature of the journey, because the point isn't the speed, but the journey itself.
Cruise ships seem to contain a vast amount of stuff* to keep the passengers amused between stops. This is easier for ships because they're very, very big. It also suggests that the journey itself is less alluring than you might think.
*Water slides, gourmet meals, lectures, adultery... you can probably tell I've never actually been on a cruise.
Stairs and manhole covers
Following the disappointing revelation that daleks actually can climb stairs, the new strategy is to trick them into falling down manholes.
Re: 2560 x 1600 - About Time.
I could be wrong, but I believe font hinting, unlike ClearType, is not about compensating for low resolution. Its purpose is to describe the way in which the components of a character scale differently. The differential scaling affected Gutenberg too, though it probably took a few centuries before the rules were formalised.
As for the resolution achieved in the 15th Century, it was limited by granular phenomena just as much as today's pixel displays. The paper used was rough, the ink was grainy, and type matrices were not very accurate.
So what does she train the dogs to do with the iPad? Even her witless customers presumably expect to see some result for their $50.
Re: Lens Flare...
Surely the viewer is supposed to "forget" that there is a camera filming and be immersed in the film?
Yes, but to achieve that the director has to use the grammar of film. If the whole thing was shot with a single static camera the audience would soon lose interest.
The point of lens flare is not to replicate a live experience, but to signify one. Not "this is like real life", but "this is like other cinematic experiences that meant something". The same is true of cut-away, zoom, panning, tracking and all the other elements of film grammar. They're only bad when they're intrusive.
I'm pretty sure it's just you.
Re: There's more going on here...
...an Airport Transit area. It's important to remember that he wasn't, technically, stood in the United Kingdom
IANAL, but I think the idea of extra-territorial zones is a myth. Some areas, such as embassies, are subject to diplomatic protection, but they are still part of the UK. There's a bit of US territory at Runnymede, and a bedroom in Claridges was declared to be Yugoslav soil during the war. But there's no reason why a transit area should have any special privileges beyond the fact that people can go there without passing Customs or Immigration. It's more like a bonded warehouse than an embassy.
Re: Irony strangely uncommented upon
There have been several other articles and discussions relating to Mr Miranda's detention and the episode in the Guardian cellars during the past few days. If you look at those you'll find that the significance of his name has been repeatedly pointed out.
Re: But whose data is it?
NOFORN has a quaint hillbilly ring to it: "We don't want no fornahs readin' this heah"
Re: How many lives
In 2012 the NHS budget was set at £104 billion so £12 billion is over 10% of the budget.
Re: "that's called Democracy"
What we have today is not a "parody of democracy", it's representative democracy, the worst possible system except for all the others.
The pure, direct democracy practised in the Greek city states of antiquity was impractical in the populous Western European societies that re-introduced democracy. With modern information technologies it might be possible to revive direct democracy, but that wouldn't necessarily be a good idea. The voters of Athens may have been in a position to know everything about the subject of a vote, but that didn't necessarily mean they took the trouble to do so. Don't forget that "demagogue" is a Greek word.
Re: At the risk of...
@AC 19:37 Because when things go wrong, they can go wrong in a BIG way
This is exactly the mental process behind fear of flying. Air travel is much, much safer than road travel, but the rare accidents are much more noticeable. People think (wrongly) that they can escape from a road accident, but that they're powerless in the face of an air crash or nuclear incident.
Re: And why aren't the Government using the law for these things?
Some of the data leaked is stuff the UK gave to the US
So, now we know they can't be trusted to keep it secret, I expect we'll stop giving it to them.
limits deployment to clusters of up to 6 processes per month
A FoundationDB process is a single worker process you run on a computer
OK, I think I grasp what a process is. But what's a "process per month"? It sounds like floating-point ops per foot. or GHz per millibar.
Or does this in fact mean that every month you can deploy to 6 cores? So at the end of the year you have 72?
Re: Huge flaw in article
"You're assuming the people from GCHQ are in some way competent."
Let's not be too condescending. Remember that these people are from the organisation that pretty much invented the computer*.
I think JonP has it about right.
* GCHQ was previously called GCCS, and was based at Bletchley Park.
I would love to believe that the whole Miranda affair was a successful coat-trailing exercise. There seems to be no particular reason why he should carry Snowden-related documents on his laptop, especially if flying via London. It's probably not an accident that the Guardian acceded to the disk-destruction demands of GCHQ on the same day.
The only word that adequately describes the recent pointless behaviour of the security services. They're incapable of doing anything effective, so they start detaining people and smashing kit to show how tough they are.
It's especially disturbing that stuff leaked from an American agency by an American national is safer in New York than London.
Re: What about any semblance of security...
used the free wifi to check her bank balance
You're confusing the security of the network transport (probably none) with security of the browser protocol (probably HTTPS) and security of the banking application (good, one would hope, but it seems to vary from bank to bank).
Anybody relying on the security of the network transport can expect break-ins, whether it's free WiFi or ADSL through a private phone line.
Re: To misquote Harrison Ford...
people are still wary of making large electrical purchases online.
I can only speak for myself, but white goods and larger brown goods are things I only purchase online. White goods, especially, all look much the same, and you can't evaluate their efficiency or reliability in a brick and mortar store. So my usual purchasing strategy is to decide on a brand and model using sites like Which, then search for the model number online. Having filtered out the obviously dodgy suppliers, I order from the cheapest. I don't have to waste my free time driving to retail parks and gawping at twenty similar appliances.
Customer service? I can't say I've been impressed by the service in Curry's, Dixon's, Comet et al. And if your washing machine breaks down, you don't take it back to the shop for repair.
Speedy delivery? Understandably, most stores don't hold stock of large white goods on site, so the delivery process is much the same as for an online purchase.
I always thought that Baba O'Riley owed its ultimate debt to Steve Reich.
Re: Sad Gits
Of course I meant VESPA Zimmer Frames...
Take my advice, ride a Lambretta. You don't get the auto-correct problems.
I only buy and eat these things because of their distinctive shape. I have to put up with the chocolate and biscuit in order to enjoy the fingers.
... off to the vending machine again.
I assumed that this gadget would track the position of your fingers on or near the screen, thereby providing a rough and ready touch-screen. Instead, it seems to track fingers near the keyboard. How does is differentiate between pointing and typing?
developers downloaded out-of-date versions of the most popular frameworks 33 per cent of the time
If your application is running in Framework version X, you don't need to keep downloading it. I would guess that most downloads of obsolete versions are intended to build developer environments when legacy applications have to be modified or maintained. In an ideal world the application platform would be upgraded at the same time - in the same ideal world we'd all have unlimited time and money.
To judge from the picture it does look vaguely like a space-going Reliant Robin.
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Am I mistaken in thinking a badge upgrade is overdue?
Re: 12 seconds!!!!
I don't want to start another of the all too frequent town-v-country spats, but the scenario in which you join a 60 mph road from a 90 degree side turning is a common feature of driving outside towns. It's normally a two-lane A road, with continuous traffic during the rush hour. If you don't want to sit at the junction for ten minutes, and prefer not to earn the undying enmity of other drivers, there's nothing for it but to floor the pedal and accelerate up to 60 with squealing tyres and occasional fishtailing.
Allowing a bunch of lawyers and footballers to mess with anything technical is like taking your watch down to the zoo to see if the chimps can repair it for you.
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