* Posts by Kubla Cant

1234 posts • joined 28 Jun 2010

Eight hour cleansing to get all the 'faggots' and 'bitches' OUT of Github

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@Destroy All Monsters: actually, the conventional spelling is "Genghis Khan".

It's presumably a transcription to the Latin alphabet of a Chinese transcription of a pair of Mongol words, so you could probably spell it any way you like. The "gh" construct suggests that the transcription was done in a language like Italian, where "gh" and "ch" are required for a hard consonant before "e" or "i".

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Amazon wants me to WEAR NAPPIES?! But I'm a 40-something MAN

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Re: I find that nappies

@gloucester Are you using the Humpty-Dumpty Words Means Whatever I Want Dictionary? This is what I find in reputable sources. And, no, I haven't omitted a second definition from further down the page.

OED 1. Very loyal and committed in attitude and 2. (Of a wall) of strong or firm construction.

Cambridge always loyal in supporting a person, organization, or set of beliefs or opinions.

Collins 1. loyal, firm, and dependable, 2. solid or substantial in construction, 3. (rare) (of a ship, etc) watertight; seaworthy

Merriam-Webster 1a : watertight, sound, 1b strongly built: substantial, 2 steadfast in loyalty or principle.

I'm afraid my knowledge of Old French isn't as good as yours, but some dictionaries appear to concur in your view that "staunch" derives from a 13C verb meaning "to stanch". If people are going to post to El Reg in archaic foreign languages, it would help to add some indication of which language they are using.

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Re: I find that nappies

staunch a deep puncture wound

staunch /stɔːn(t)ʃ/ adjective Very loyal and committed in attitude.

The word you are thinking of is "stanch".

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NZ bloke's drunken poker bet ends in 99-letter name

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Re: $127 fee

whats to say he wouldn't loose it on a hand of poker

I doubt that it's possible, but he might lose it.

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Five unbelievable headlines that claim Tim Berners-Lee 'INVENTED the INTERNET'

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Re: and for the yoof

I don't think the yoof will be able to understand anything that contains an apostrophe.

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Barclays warns freelance techies of DOUBLE DIGIT rate cut

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Re: Perspective

@horsham_sparky - You are mistaken. £500 per day is mid-to-low for IT contractors in London banks.

I've never been on the wrong end of one of these rate cuts, but it's been in the air, and I've naturally considered my response. Even with a 10% reduction in effort I'll still be more productive than the permies, and I can spend the 10% of time I've freed up to look for another contract at leisure.

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Why can’t I walk past Maplin without buying stuff I don’t need?

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Re: "In conjunction with Electronics Today International. "

And Watford Electronics. And Henry's.

Henry's had an actual shop in Edgware Road. In the late 1970s I worked in Westbourne Grove, near the shop of Zaerex Valves, another regular advertiser in Practical Wireless. One night the shop burned down - probably the sensible course for a valve supplier in the solid-state age.

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Re: Great headline! re: prices

It scares me how much their prices seem to have hiked in recent years.

It's surprising how many retailers have responded to the threat posed by cheap online prices by increasing prices in-store.

You can never find an economist when you need one.

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Roll up, roll up for the Commentards' Ball

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Will attendees be identified..

by their forum names?

by what they claimed were their real names when they signed up?

by their email addresses?

not at all?

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Aargh! My EYEBALLS are MELLLTING! Curse this DEVIL LAPTOP

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Re: Not just an expert,

I object

Overruled

sudo I object

oh, well, ...

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Bill Gates is BACK... as CHIEF RICH human of PLANET EARTH

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As of Jan 2013 (1 year ago) Gates had given $28B to charity.

It would be interesting to see Forbes Rich List enhanced with the level of charitable donation for each billionaire. Has Lounge Lizard Larry spent money on anything more praiseworthy than a boat, for example?

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Re: Sick emphasis on and glorification of the wealthy

When somebody replies to your post with [Citation needed], repeating the post with an added title doesn't count as a citation.

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How a Facebook post by blabbermouth daughter cost her parents $80,000

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Re: Story

I wouldn't have thought it would require a mastery of subterfuge for him to keep the settlement secret from his daughter. $80k is unlikely to change the family lifestyle. In view of the apparent insecurity of his occupation, the expensive trip to Europe doesn't seem like the best course of action.

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RSA booked TV's Stephen Colbert to give the final speech. This is what happened next

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Re: Growing like Topsy

completely pwned by a 29-year old with a thumb drive

I liked that bit, too. But it made me wonder how to use "pwned" in speech, rather than writing.

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Github brews text editor for developers

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Over the years I've used a wide variety of editors, from edlin to <insert name of favourite powerful editor here>, to write code and munge data.

I've found much to criticise and wish for in most of them. Oddly enough, the one thing I've never thought is "I wish this editor was part of, or an offshoot from, a web browser". It's impressive that they can do it, but I find it hard to imagine why they want to.

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HP: We're so down wid da kidz! Look at... er, Smithers, what DO yoof look at these days?

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Re: Sad state of affairs

Unfortunately proof reading is a skill that seems largely lost nowadays, scarily I've seen PR people drafting press releases without any proofing what so ever.

A proof-reader might tell you that "whatsoever" is usually written without spaces, and that you shouldn't join two sentences with a comma. A semicolon or colon would be appropriate here.

Sorry.

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Microsoft's JavaScript challenger nears 1.0, wins Visual Studio love

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Re: Developer expectations...

VS is so far behind IntelliJ IDEA

I'm glad I'm not the only one to think this.

VS (very expensive) compares unfavourably with the features that IntelliJ (reasonably priced) and Eclipse (free) had 10 years ago.

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LG offers BRAIN-SAVING CANCER-BL... er 'good luck charms'

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Re: Finally save

nobody really believes they do anything

The claims on the packet seem to say they do. The Carbolic Smoke Ball Company tried to claim that nobody takes such claims seriously, and it didn't work for them.

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Saving private spying: IETF Draft reveals crypto-busting proxy proposal

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Re: Pointless?

Why would "broadcast and on-demand entertainment media streaming" be encrypted in the first place?

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Climate change will 'CAUSE huge increase in MURDER, ROBBERY and RAPE'

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Re: Time to get the calculator out

@dogged

I used to think "burgled" was correct, too. On investigation it turned out that it's a back-formation based on the incorrect assumption that "burglar" is just a funny way of spelling "burgler".

See http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2011/01/17/entanet_stepney/#c_959179.

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Chihuahua TERROR: Packs of TINY hounds menace Arizona

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Taco Bell advertising campaign that featured a talking Chihuahua

Does it still talk after they've cooked it and rolled it up in a tortilla?

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Another U.S. state set to repeal rubber duck ban

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Re: *facepalm*

If gambling is illegal... then betting on a duck race outcome is ... therefore illegal

You're telling us that gambling is illegal in the USA? I could have sworn I saw a lot of illegal activity when I visited Las Vegas.

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Samsung flings sueball at Dyson for 'intolerable' IP copycat claim

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Re: Dyson overrated

@James Hughes 1 Bags clog and suction efficiency decreases as the bag fills

I'm sure that's true, but everything depends on how well the bag/filter/cyclone solution is implemented.

My Miele vacuum cleaner is about 5 years old, but there's no evidence of loss of suction, even when the bag is packed tight with something like a kilo of dust. It's also fairly light, easy to carry, and retracts its own cable very smartly.

The predecessor was a Dyson. Even without bags, it suffered from diminishing suction. Emptying it was a filthy job on anything but a windless day. Various components, including the hose, failed and had to be replaced. And it was so heavy and cumbersome that my cleaner hated it.

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Spam, a lot of it: Bubble tea is the Seoul of wit

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"In the post – just imagine!"

In the days before email, when spam was nothing more than a rather nasty tinned meat and the subject of a Monty Python sketch, it was not uncommon for offices to receive Nigerian scams in the post.

They mostly appeared to have been laboriously produced on a pre-war manual typewriter, and the propositions were every bit as unconvincing as today's. I dare say the response percentage to postal spam is much greater than to emails, but even so it must have taken a lifetime of pounding, and a fortune in stamps, for the scammers to hook a victim.

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My smelly Valentine: Europe's perfumers wake to V-Day nightmare

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I too experience allergic reactions when I use many substances that contain fragrances (though I haven't worn Chanel No. 5, as it doesn't fit my lifestyle). I also find that banging my head against the wall causes discomfort.

As a result, I abjure both activities, but I don't see why the EU needs to get involved.

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Broker accuses FAST of scaring users off secondhand software

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Re: It can be a grey area ...

support in my mind ... expires with resale, like a car warranty

Whatever the situation in your mind may be, it's not the case in the real world. Whenever I've bought second-hand cars I have had the benefit of any unexpired manufacturer's warranty. I have never been asked whether I was the original purchaser.

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WD My Cloud EX4 four-bay NAS

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WTF?

My what?

This thing seems to be an overpriced file server with limited features and flexibility. Several posts have described how you could achieve better results for a much smaller outlay.

But in what sense is it a cloud? Or is everything a cloud now, in the same way that everything once used to be turbo?

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James Dyson plans ROBOT ARMY to take over the world

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"The Chocolate Factory has been not-so-quietly hovering up companies"

I think you mean either Hoovering, or possibly Dysoning.

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STRIPPED DOWN and EXPOSED: Business kit from the good old days

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Epsom dot-matrix printer

I've heard that they go through the print queue like a dose of salts.

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How many keys can one keyboard have? Do I hear 200? 300? More?

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Re: That's progress!

If you can't remember the shortcuts you need, how the hell are you going to remember what icons represent them?

Exactly. I find that I frequently click the wrong button on the Windows taskbar. Toad for Excel, Outlook for Explorer - the evidence suggests that selection by colour tends to override selection by image, which makes sense, given that colour perception is immediate, while image interpretation takes time.

+1 for the Clippy paragraph.

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LOHAN's handsome young autopilot springs into life

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Buzzer???

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NASA quandary: Should Curiosity channel Fast and Furious for Martian dune-buggy jump?

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Re: A daft question...

I suppose it looks wet because the impressions are sharper.

I believe the maximum gradient of a heap of sand is a function of the cohesiveness of the sand and the strength of gravity. Wet sand takes sharper impressions because it's cohesive so the micro-structures that constitute the impression have steeper edges. Impressions in Martian sand are sharper because of the lower gravity.

It's also possible that impressions in dry sand are rapidly blurred by air movement. The thin atmosphere on Mars would reduce this effect.

Disclaimer: I know absolutely nothing about soil science and I'm making this up as I go along

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Bletchley Park spat 'halts work on rare German cipher machine'

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"beurocratic"

What is it about the Human relationship with computers ?

They are by design, meant to enhance our lives and make things quicker and somehow less beurocratic

I hear some computers even include spell-checkers.

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El Reg BuzzFelch: 10 Electrical Connectors You CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!

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Re: Connect me! @Big_Boomer

DIN plugs...falling out

I once fitted some audio equipment with incredibly sexy DIN plugs that had a screw-down (or possibly bayonet) collar that would prevent them falling out.

SCART connectors, on the other hand, were designed specifically for falling-out. I didn't know they were French, but it doesn't surprise me.

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MAC TO THE FUTURE: 30 years of hindsight and smart-arsery

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often you don’t remember things in quite the same way as they are being recounted by some smart-arse who’s just snorted a line of hindsight

One of the bizarre experiences of advancing age is to see your own youth recycled as period drama, and to sit there spotting the anachronisms.

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Ditch IE7 and we'll give you a FREE COMPUTER, says incautious US firm

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Re: IE is much better than it was previously...

It still won't run on anything except Windows :)

Actually, there still seem to be compatibility issues. A client called me recently about an old GWT application I wrote for him some five years ago. In the latest IE version it displays blank screens. It continues to work without issue in the latest versions of FF and Chrome. Leopard, spots.

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Walking while texting can – OUCH! – end badly, say boffins

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8.5m?

Eight cameras were used to record subjects' movement on an ~8.5m course

I would guess that 8.5m is about a dozen paces for the average person. It doesn't sound like you could get a significant sample of normal walking over that distance, even if you do use eight cameras.

How much texting can even a phone zombie do in the time it takes to cross a moderately large room?

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Survey: Yoof too COOL for Ferraris, want state-sponsored hybrids

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Re: new-car envy?

that whole 'that was the week' sketch with the 2 ronnies and cleese

Point of information: it was The Frost Report.

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Re: Gadgets are king

reliability ... is really the only test of build quality

The trouble is, most of today's cars are pretty reliable and durable. Without the year-coded* registration plates, you can usually only differentiate a 10-year-old car from a 2-year-old one if you have some expertise in the subtle styling changes from year to year.

Cars are now such a mature technology that the only way to differentiate models within a price range is by additional features. IT features are attractive because they have very low run-on cost.

*Can anybody explain why the British Government supports a numbering scheme that has no other purpose than to boost new-car envy?

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Ancient carving of 'first human-built holy place' = Primitive Vulture Central

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Re: Ted talks

"As natural garbage collectors, vultures are vital to our ecosystem"

In view of which, "Biting the hand that feeds IT" isn't really an apposite tag line. I suppose "Picking at the rotting carcases left behind by IT" lacks the killer double meaning.

Sorry, El Reg.

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Eight EXCELLENT languages for the fondleslab-friendly Intranet of Thingies

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Re: Please God no

I seem to recall Leibnitz wrote about window-less monads. In those days I never got up early enough to make it to a lecture, otherwise I might also be able to tell you what they are.

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Ian Williamson: The engineer who gave Sinclair his first micro

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It wasn’t was a straightforward reproduction of the existing National Semiconductor SC/MP evaluation system.

Make your mind up. Was it or wasn't it?

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Chinese Moon rover, lander duo wake up after two-week snooze

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Non Anglii sed Hispanici

a lot of south America is sort of Anglo Saxon too thanks to the Spanish

The Angles and the Saxons seem to have come from North-West Germany or South Denmark. More colloquially, the term refers to people from England. In recent usage it describes people from North America or former British imperial possessions, whose ancestors came from Britain, Scandinavia or the Germanic countries of Europe.

I can't see how the Spanish, or Spanish-speaking countries in South America fit into this. If we're going to categorise people by their Dark Age antecedents, then Visigoth, or perhaps Moorish, would be more appropriate for Spain.

I suppose the Germans who emigrated to South America in a hurry in 1945 might count as Anglo-Saxons.

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Furtive ebook readers push Hitler's Mein Kampf up the charts

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Re: Lolita

"Lolita" covered in a "Bible" dust jacket back in the 60s

I know which one I'd be more embarrassed to be seen reading (though the Penguin Classics edition that I read had a slightly disturbing cover).

Lolita was regarded as a significant piece of literature in the 60s - in 1962 there was a feature film directed by Stanley Kubrick. If it's unacceptable today then that's probably a consequence of recent paedophilephobia.

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Re: There's a missing option on the list:

There's a missing option on the list:

(o) All of the above.

The question is Which book would you least like to get caught reading?. "Least" requires a single selection. If you dislike them all equally, the logically correct, though misleading answer is "None of the above".

Actually, I agree entirely with the opinion you're expressing, but I can't resist the chance to annoy the AC above who doesn't like to see logical fallacies corrected.

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Spock-style gadget can SMELL my PEE! Weird gizmos of CES 2014

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I suppose this is the intransitive use of "enjoy", as found in the infuriating exhortation "Enjoy!".

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Block The Pirate Bay? Arrr, me hearties, new P2P client could sink that plan

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the sooner the NSA will be able to insert the seeds of future backdoors into it

No doubt. But I don't think the NSA or comparable organisations like GCHQ would see it in their interests to share this information with the copyright protection faction. They might all be evil in their own way, but this doesn't amount to an alignment of interest. Intelligence organisations are invariably reluctant to share.

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Italian woman stunned by exploding artichoke

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Re: Appeal.

"the poor appealed to her husband"

I assumed this was a symptom of machine translation. In Italian "la povera" means "the poor woman", but it translates literally as "the poor".

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Coca Cola slurps millions of MAC addresses

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Stevia etc

Every decade seems to have its own artificial sweetener. Stevia is the flavour of the moment, preceded by Sucralose, Aspartame, Cyclamate and Saccharine. Animal feed companies have a repertoire of other sweeteners that are presumably not certified for human consumption.

Unfortunately there is evidence that consumption of artificial sweeteners is associated with extra calorie intake and weight gain. Hence, presumably, their use in animal feed.

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Gay hero super-boffin Turing 'may have been murdered by MI5'

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In this frenzied homophobic atmosphere, all gay men were regarded as security risks

This would be about the time when John Maynard Keynes was sent to America to negotiate the post-war loan on behalf of the British government. It seems unlikely that nobody knew about Keynes' sexual orientation, so clearly the judgement was more nuanced than this implies.

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