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Most of the functionality seems to duplicate an application that I installed on my phone (about three years ago, so there are probably better versions available). Obviously that doesn't do swimming, but it does use GPS and records altitude change.
Also, the cost was a fraction of the price of this gadget, and I can wear a proper watch instead of a nasty plastic thing.
Re: @ Kubla: Where have you been? USB has always had a square connector!
I was aware that there had always been a square connector. What I didn't appreciate was that the small connectors on portable kit are also Type B. Having never seen any other devices with full-size Type B, I assumed that it was a connector specific to printers.
I know better now. Thanks.
my laptop has a plethora of USB2/3 connections on it
Does anyone know why there has to be a special USB connector for printers? I can understand the motivation for min and micro USB variants, but what's the driving force behind "just like USB, only square"?
Re: wood chip
Why shouldn't trees be felled for power generation? We're not talking immemorial elms and Amazon rainforests, but trees that are grown as a crop. It makes as much sense to deplore the use of potatoes for food.
On my drive to work I pass fields full of trees that are clearly being grown as biomass. I don't know what species they are, but they're spindly and close-packed. As far as I know they're harvested long before they grow into big trees. It's the modern equivalent to coppicing.
Thank goodness Alex Salmond has is going to rid us of the Royal Bank of Scotland after Scottish independence.
What? He doesn't want it?
I bet the RBS shareholders are seriously worried about the security of their investment. Oh, hang on....
I have a PDP-11/05 (circa 1975)
How big is it? I worked on a slightly younger PDP-11/23 and it was the size of a wardrobe, with massive lead weights in the bottom (which we only discovered after carrying it upstairs). I also briefly worked on a PDP-8. That was the size of two sideboards.
50% of what?
There will be no switchover until the majority of listening is digital
with the number of adults with access to a DAB digital radio up 10%
It sounds suspiciously like there's an assumption that when the number of adults with access to a DAB radio exceeds 50% that will mean that the former condition has been met. This is emphatically not the case.
"...shifted between geophysical regions..."
Would I be correct in supposing that "geophysical regions" are the same as geographical regions, except they sound more impressive? Or are Amazon running databases in parts of the lithosphere and mantle?
There's a long list of once-invincible companies that are now history. The technology industry is especially unforgiving. Think of Kodak and Polaroid. To some extent it even happened to IBM; they managed to survive, but they have nothing like the reach that IBM had in the third quarter of the last century.
So the same fate probably awaits Microsoft, Intel, Apple, perhaps even Google.
Re: why this obsession with aeroplanes?
Why do terrorists try to blow up aeroplanes? Like other criminals they seem to be more driven by vague emotional motivations than cold logic. Why do crack-heads steal car radios? In a world where the only people without one are those who've just had one stolen, I don't suppose they fetch a lot of money.
Maybe it's because the airliner is a symbol to them of western technology. Maybe it's because people already fear flying despite the fact that it's one of the safest ways to travel.
WYSIWYG != WYGIWYE
I'm very much not an emacs expert, but in my experience the problem is not the absence of WYSIWYG.
What You Get may well be What You See, but it's not necessarily What You Expected. For someone of my modest skills, emacs is a sort of WYGIWYG (What You Get Is What You're Given) editor.
AFAIK the law prohibits use of a mobile phone. There's no way to tell from the picture whether it was taken with a mobile phone (illegal), or whether it was a full-plate camera complete with a tripod (presumably not explicitly forbidden).
Re: SQL 2014
"I didn't realise SQL was shorthand for SQL Server ;)"
It's actually shorthand for badge-engineered Sybase.
Re: The fourth R
OO-programming turns your brain to mush
I'm an OO programmer myself, so I'm bound to disagree, either because you're wrong, or because my mushy brain is incapable of seeing that you're right. Mushy or not, it can identify the syntax errors in your post.
The fourth R
Almost all the systems I've worked on in the past 20 years have used relational databases as their back-end storage. One curious thing I've noticed is the extent to which otherwise competent, even brilliant, developers fall apart when they start to work on a database.
It's the same thing over and over. A primary key is too much trouble - let's just have a unique index. Normalisation is for anal-retentive obsessives. Why use a surrogate key when we can index several attributes? Let's just pretend that the database is a kind of flat-file storage.
This surprises me. I'm a self-taught developer with nothing more than O Level maths, but it seems obvious that getting the data design right is fairly easy and pays big dividends. My colleagues, on the other hand, who have been educated and trained to a high level in this stuff, mostly fail to get it.
Sanger was a truly great Briton. In view of this, and of the fact that the Sanger Centre is in Cambridgeshire, and spells its name correctly, why does the article say "in 1993 he would open a research center"?
I don't believe there have ever been any research centers [sic] near Cambridge. There used to be Build Center [sic] and Plumb Center [sic], but I'm glad to say they seem to have failed to prosper, and now have different names.
Re: I predict
"Heavy clouds and a lack of visibility in the British Isles"
We call this Winter
Summer is similar, but shorter.
What is it with glyphs, icons, hieroglyphs etc? We've spent 3000 years developing a system for unambiguous written communication, and we're getting to the point where nearly everybody in the world can read it. But instruction leaflets and public signs increasingly consist of a set of glyphs and icons like some pre-school party game. I look forward to the law suit where the plaintiff says he couldn't understand the instructions for his chain saw because they were entirely in picture language, whereas grown-ups communicate in words.
Re: Spot on.
Do you remember the container loads of manuals that, for instance, VMS came with?
I certainly do. Six feet of shelf space. Even more remarkably, I think I read about 60% of them.
super-friendly quips and jokes
No jokes in the VMS manuals, admittedly. But I recall one of the RSTS manuals that described the excruciating process of linking executables in such a way that the system could swap overlay segments in and out of memory. The linker in question was called the task builder, and the manual contained a full-page cartoon of a workman, with the caption "Tommy the Taskbuilder".
Re: spaces in credit card number
Just yesterday I fell foul of a form that objected when I entered my card expiry date as "dd/mm" (the way it's written on the card) rather than "ddmm".
Re: Yes well... Country roads
Removing all the bends in country roads would probably cause more disruption than is justified. And it's not just the bendy roads that are a problem...
I drive to work across the fens near Peterborough. One of the roads I use is dead straight for about 8 miles, but that doesn't mean it's safe. Fenland roads float on some kind of brushwood mattress, and are continually subsiding. The surfaces are so bad that a common accident is bouncing off the road into the adjacent ditch (if you're lucky - river if you aren't).
Re: Does the expert witness have to get his facts right?
A fascinating article. But am I the only reader to detect a conceited "I'm a scientist, so I'm always right" attitude? The author's belief in the infallibility of his methods is strikingly similar to the policeman's belief in the infallibility of his speed gun.
A bit more humility about the fallibility of the system he works in wouldn't be amiss. His attitude to the Sally Clark case, an appalling tragedy that resulted directly from the shortcomings of the expert witness system, seems to be "Shit happens".
peering at selfies was infinitely more entertaining than gaping at pictures of "coffee or salad"
Who gapes at pictures of coffee or salad? Have I (yet again) I missed out on a major social craze?
The only word more annoying than "selfie" is "onesie".
Needless to say, it doesn't appear to mean "a selfie taken by the Queen".
It's important to distinguish between the justifications for out-of-hours work.
In many circumstances people do it because it's an emergency, or out of a sense of obligation to their team. The supermarket manager who spent Christmas day shifting frozen food was probably motivated in this way. The payback for this should be that you're more valued by your colleagues and bosses.
In other cases people accept the imposition because it comes with extra pay. I once bought a (second-hand) Porsche 911 largely out of the proceeds of out-of-hours support.
The real curse is the job where everybody works extra hours every day and takes work home, and nobody manages to use up the full holiday allowance. These companies are cultivating the vice known as "presenteeism". There's ample evidence that they don't actually get any more done than humane employers.
Re: I get the impression Govt projects *never* plan for change
Taxes go up, taxes go down, new regulations for married couples, special exemptions here and there...
In most systems things like this are expected to be variable. Taxes may go up and down, they may be charged on different things and calculated in different ways, but the basic principle of taxation doesn't change. The rules change, even if the requirement to follow rules is fixed.
That's the difference between a computer system and, say, a clock. One is adaptable, the other always does the same thing.
Re: Tired of hearng the same old bull muck!
I've used IE for years and years!
I don't think IE is vilified for the user experience it offers. The earlier versions, especially IE6, were a source of numerous problems for web developers and designers because they failed to adhere to HTML standards in some quite important ways. This has nothing to do with "MS bashing", unless you think that whatever Microsoft does is the de-facto standard.
When I was younger...
When I was younger, I used to be a clumsy, slow and awkward girl.
However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. I feel confident in my abilities now, and I'm eager to show you what I can do.
Pass the sick-bag, Alice.
I suppose this is some kind of confession, and it should read:
When I was younger I was a crap browser that didn't comply with standards and I caused the proliferation of invalid HTML pages.
However, just like the story of ugly duckling, people told me that I have really matured and changed over the years. Unfortunately, it's too late. By the time I became a swan there were lots of other swans, and many people liked penguins more, so nobody cared.
Re: If your not Asian, your opinion on this means nothing.
If you can't spell "you're", your opinion on this means nothing.
Re: Old Manuals
The reference implementation of the C compiler costs £0 including full Source Code.
Exactly! I doubt that there are any current languages for which you can't get a free compiler. Many of them offer a free IDE. In the Java world, it's a battle between four or five IDEs that are either entirely free or offer a free version. I think Microsoft offer some sort of .NET freebie. If you're truly perverse and you search hard enough I bet you can even get COBOL free.
Re: I think we should become more European with this
The countries on the list with the least stringent ID requirements seem to be the places where you might want to live.
Re: What exactly is the problem here?
the place you have to drive through when going to France
As @bigtimehustler points out, Belgium isn't a sensible route from England to France. Actually, I thought Belgium was the place the Germans always invade on their way to France. Perhaps the frequent German presence has inured its citizens to the imposition of identity papers.
Re: (EU standard) photo card
I've had no problems using my paper licence to hire cars in Europe and use courtesy cars in England.
I refuse to incur the inconvenience and cost involved in getting a plastic photo card. But it's getting to the stage where I need to charge for wear and tear on my paper licence every time I'm required to show it, as I don't know how much longer it will last. The licence I paid for when I passed my test was a nice little red booklet. I don't know who thought it would be a good idea to replace it with a folded sheet of A4 paper - these things are supposed to last a lifetime.
Re: Makes you think....
I suppose the original value of the charts was to help record shops decide what to stock. Vinyl records consumed quite a lot of space and capital (before vinyl, shellac 78s consumed even more), so retailers would want to maximise their stock turnover by concentrating on the fast-selling titles.
It's all changed now. First of all, there's the "long tail" phenomenon where big online retailers can carry massively diverse stock, and then with the change to music downloads there's no relation between sales and stock volume, and the stock occupies negligible space.
I've rarely used a Tesco filling station where you didn't have to queue to pay. Which member of the queue is going to determine the targeted ads? Or will it be an average? Not much point if it is.
Can we give the system a nervous breakdown by shifting around in the queue so that it has to try to target an old geezer and a teenage woman both at the same time?
Re: Its the combination an idiot has on his luggage
An idiot is someone who thinks a lock on his luggage provides some kind of security.
Re: This is disturbing
The word "faggot" meaning "bundle of sticks" is almost certainly derived from the Latin "fascis", which was notably used to describe the bundle of rods carried by lictors, the officials who accompanied Roman consuls. The bundle represented the right of the consul to inflict corporal punishment; when it contained an axe it represented his right to execute.
The best-known term derived from the fasces is, of course Fascism. In the flat estuaries of East Anglia, the rivers are contained by fascine banks, made of bundles of sticks that trap silt.
Re: Boletus edulis
Probably best known to foodies by their Italian name, porcini, or their French name, ceps. Readily available dried.
Now if you'd found morels...
Re: Plumbing pedantry
@frank ly: You're correct in identifying "operative" as an adjective, but mistaken in thinking the usage wrong.
"operative" in this context is an instance of an adjectival noun. The missing "man" or "person" is understood. Adjectival nouns are more common in inflected languages than in English, although there are plenty of English examples, because the inflection of the adjective supplies information about the implied noun. They aren't a recent invention, either; "cetera" is Latin for "other things", where "-a" is the neuter plural ending that implies "things".
That said, I have to agree that the "operative" usage carries overtones of officialese, perhaps because it de-humanises an operator by reducing him to one of his attributes. I think that's why I chose it.
May I point out that it's a sink plunger.
It clears blockages by establishing a seal around the lip of the plunger, which allows the operative to send shock waves down the blocked pipe by vigorously working the plunger while crying "Exterminate!". This would never work in a toilet because the outlet is too big for the seal to cover it.
My ex-wife puts knives in the dishwasher, and hers are always blunt. Mind you, they're crap knives to start with. The other problem is that the knife is always in the dishwasher when you need it.
I've never used a sharpener - the grinding noise as you drag the blade through it sounds too much like damage happening. For the past couple of years I've been using a ceramic "steel" , and I find it much more effective than the steel steel I used before. When I bought my insanely expensive Global knife, I couldn't persuade myself to get an £80 Global ceramic steel as well. I subsequently found a ceramic steel in Ikea, for £10 IIRC. Actually, the top-of-the-range knives I bought in Ikea are pretty good, too, and much cheaper than Global.
@Hungry Sean: "Sabatier" isn't a brand. It used to be a name used indiscriminately by manufacturers in Thiers , the French equivalent of Sheffield, but more recently it just describes any French-style cooking knife, typically with a triangular blade and a black handle.
Why is this article categorised under "Cloud"? It seems to be about a local storage device. Unless my buzzwords are woefully out-of-date, that's exactly what the Cloud isn't.
Re: AdBlocker Plus
A few years ago, when I couldn't find a decent ad-blocker for Chrome on Linux, I installed Privoxy, an ad-blocking proxy server. I haven't updated the block list for a good while, but it still seems to keep out most of the junk.
As it's a proxy server, rather than a browser add-on, it works transparently for all browsers. Also, it returns a dummy response for all requests, which I imagine makes it much harder for anti-ad-blocking software to detect the block.
Re: From little Acorns
I think the competition for historic building status is a bit stronger in Cambridge than in Los Altos.
Re: They'd be better shifting to DAB+
many of the early DAB-only sets will have been replaced by newer models that are DAB+ compatible anyway
Why? My two DAB radios are in the same condition as when I bought them. Barring accidents, they should be good for about 50 years. If I'm compelled to replace perfectly sound kit that I've been encouraged to buy because of the next stupid fad I shall expect to be compensated.
Maybe your radios have a hard life and need frequent replacement.
@redpola DAB - requires highly-developed and non-trivial silicone
You mean you can receive DAB on breast implants? Or just that it gets on yer tits?
I'm on Orange, previously on Vodafone with the same number. I registered with TPS quite a while ago, and the number of spam messages and unsolicited calls I get is small enough that it's not worth the trouble of making a fuss about it.
Re: Payday loan and betting, eh ?
Accrington Stanley? Who are they?
I bet there aren't many of you who can claim to have been to an Accrington Stanley match. I can. They played Hartlepool United at home. They lost.
And that was the end of my interest in football.
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