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Microsoft throws old versions of Internet Explorer under the bus

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Re: I only wish....

mandate to support IE9 and later

IE9? Luxury!

I'm working on a project where the "corporate standard" is IE8. Even if you install IE10, there's a setting in Group Policy that makes it pretend to be IE8, and naturally only a BOFH can change that.

Users are constantly complaining about the slow performance of the web UI. It's fine on IE10, but it runs like cold molasses on IE8.

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Plane grounded so cops can cuff semi-legless passenger

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Re: Thompson ...

@AC As a booster for Thomson you presumably have an excuse for their obnoxious and unhelpful attitude, as well.

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Re: Thompson ...

Who he? The airline and holiday company are called "Thomson", after media mogul Roy Thomson.

You're right about the poor service, though. Last Christmas we flew with Thomson on a week's family holday to Austria. When we reached the departure gate, Thomson Airlines announce that my wife's 19-year-old, UK resident, son would not be allowed on the flight because his US passport had only a month of validity, and the Austrians might refuse him entry. So he had to take his case off the plane and go home. Merry Christmas from Thomson!

On arrival at Innsbruck we spoke to the border police, who expressed astonishment at our story, and said "We decide who is allowed in, not the airline". So we had to arrange another flight, which wasn't easy when communicating by mobile phone from Austria. I spoke to Thomson and suggested they might help us make the arrangements, and they basically replied "We were following procedures, so you can piss off".

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Stalwart hatchback gets a plug-in: Volkswagen e-Golf

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Re: We are all going to love...

If you're referring to Audi, that'd be four rings. Or would every E-Golf be tailgated by the International Olympic Committee?

If you get Olympic-ring dents in the back of your car, it's only a matter of time before the IOC sends round the trade-mark enforcers to nail your head to the floor.

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BT FON fail: Telco CHARGES customers for FREE Wi-Fi usage

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Interesting to see your recommendation for the Asus RT-N66U. In view of the Reg review of 802.11ac routers, does anyone know if the RT-AC68U will replace a BT Homehub?

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Nice computers don’t need to go to the toilet, says Barclays

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IME, you only have to write the amount once for each cheque, and the total is written in the box on the front.

It's been a while since I had to do it, but I seem to recall, when paying in a single cheque:

- payer name + amount on the back of the slip

- total amount (i.e. the same again) at the bottom of the amount column on the back

- same amount next to the "total of cheques" label at the front

- same amount again for the total of cheques and cash

Perhaps I could skip one of these totals, but I'm afraid I won't get the money unless I complete the entire ritual.

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Anyone know why paying in slips require you to fill in the amount at least twice and write the name of the cheque signatory in a strip about 2 cm wide? They seem curiously at odds with modern banking. It's like they had 200 years supply of the things printed in 1950 and they have to use them all up.

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Google's 'right to be forgotten': One rule for celebs, another for plebs

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Slebometer

If display of the disclaimer depends on fame, Google presumably has some kind of slebometer to decide who's famous and who isn't. You can tell your public profile's slipping when the disclaimer starts to appear.

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Factory-fresh delivery: Get your OpenSUSE fix daily

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Not exactly

It also has a commercial version, SUSE Linux Enterprise – along the lines of Red Hat’s Fedora.

I should have thought Fedora was the equivalent of OpenSuSE*. The commercial, enterprise Red Hat is Red Hat Enterprise Linux. The clue's in the name.

* Or is it OpenSUSE?

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SOULLESS machine-intelligence ROBOT cars to hit Blighty in 2015

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What?

already testing driverless cars in Milton Keynes

Driver or no driver, they'll still get lost.

Science minister Greg Clark added: “...our strengths in cars, satellites, big data..."

Is there any aspect of human life that isn't enhanced by "big data"? My impression is that 90% of IT job ads now require "big data" skills, and I wonder how many of the advertisers have a clue what they are.

The Transport Catapult, a government-funded organisation dedicated to devising new ways of getting us moving

Who chose that name? It sounds like they plan to get us moving by firing us into the air with strong elastic.

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NSA man: 'Tell me about your Turkish connections'

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Tell me about your Turkish connections

I flew to Istanbul then I changed to a flight to Ankara. From there it was a bus ride. ..

Shall I go on?

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Reg Latin scholars scrap over LOHAN's stirring motto

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Re: Splorf

Upvoted for serious erudition. What other techie forum includes posts that cite Horace and Cicero?

As you can probably tell, my Latin grammar was handed in half a century ago, and it wasn't overused even then.

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Re: Splorf

I agree that "Navis volitans mea plena anguillarum est" is a winner.

I think repleta is the word for "filled up with", as plena seems to mean full in the sense of complete, or even plump. And I'm not sure about the genitive case; "full of" has the feel of an English idiom, but I can't think of a more appropriate case. Possible alternatives:

Navis volitans mea subter anguillis repleta est (Filled under eels? Nah.)

Navis volitans mea per | propter anguillas repleta est (Filled by, or on account of eels.)

Navem volitantem meam anguillae replent (Seems to imply that the eels did the filling.)

Where is John Cleese when you need him?

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Porsche Panamera S E-Hybrid: The plug-in for plutocrats

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Radar?

I'd always assumed that parking sensors use Sonar. Am I mistaken?

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Top ten car gadgets: Get your motor running with new shiny-shiny

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What's inside?

The EE Buzzard looks like a monstrous thing. Why does it need to be the size of a drinks can when it offers a small part of the functionality you get from the smartphone that fits in your pocket? Especially as most of the components seem to be on the outside of the can.

And why is it such a vile colour? I could understand if it was disguised as a drinks can, thereby avoiding the attention of thieves, but this seems designed to attract their attention.

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Start packing your bags for a Windows Server 2003 migration

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I recently spent 6 months migrating legacy applications off WS2003. The main reason it took so long was the lamentable state of the deployment documentation. But I have to wonder what the company was supposed to gain from the upgrade. Retirement of unreliable old boxes? Maybe, but you don't have to install a new OS for that. As it is, the company is 26 * my weekly rate poorer with no measurable benefit to show for it.

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'Our entire corporation cannot send or receive emails from Outlook'

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Using random spin glass instances as a benchmark, we find no evidence of quantum speedup when the entire data set is considered, and obtain inconclusive results when comparing subsets of instances on an instance-by-instance basis.

That's the way it is with quantum computers. You either know where they are or how fast they compute, but not both. If you don't watch them they're really fast, but as soon as you try to measure the results they're no better than ordinary computers.

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Devs: Fancy a job teaching Siri to speak the Queen's English?

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Re: "this writer's Apple Map app has started giving directions in a Welsh accent"

I've had difficulty with anglophone satnavs - both Android and Garmin - when driving in Italy. All the names get an English pronunciation. "Viale Doglie", for example came out more like "vile doglead". Some of the more polysyllabic Italian names required so much re-interpretation that I missed the turning.

It must be much worse in languages with more complicated pronunciation rules than Italian. If I go to Belgium, I wonder if it will give me directions to Wipers?

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Microsoft compliance police to NHS: We want your money

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Re: ..service disruption..staff being unable or unwilling to adapt..

retraining from XP/Office 2003 to Linux/OpenOffice would be about as disruptive as changing to Win 7/Office 2010

Less disruptive, given that all developments in MS Office seem to aim to make the UI as unlike the previous version as possible. Libre/Open Office have a straightforward interface that's just like earlier versions of Office. No ribbons in sight.

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You need a list of specific unknowns we may encounter? Huh?

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Familiar story

They tell you they need a contractor in place ASAP, so you beg your previous client to let you off a few days early. There then follows a three-week process of reference-check timewasting*. When you arrive on site it's apparently a complete surprise to everybody: there's nothing for you to do**, and you idle around reading documentation while they think something up.

* I recently had to prove my address for the past five years, so I sent a copy of my mortgage confirmation from 11 years ago, together with the confirmation that I'd just paid it off. Not good enough. I had to supply five years of utility bills to prove that I hadn't moved out and back in.

** Which is just as well, because there are no resources to do it with. In my latest (very highly-paid) contract, it took over a month before I got a desk and a computer.

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BOFH: You can take our lives, but you'll never take OUR MACROS

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Re: Access

To repurpose a joke about regular expressions*: you have a problem. You decide to solve it with Access. Now you have two problems.

*as far as I know this is actually the only joke about regular expressions.

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Spanish struggle to control spelling of 'WhatsApp'

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Re: Not the best ever Friday article

Maybe not, but how many include the phrase "metonymic gender assignment"?

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DINOSAUR BLOOD: JUST RIGHT, as Goldilocks might say, if drinking it

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Re: Bumble bees

What's more, bumble bees have an 11-metre wingspan!

That proves everything!

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DAMN you El Reg, CALL ME A BOFFIN, demands enraged boffin

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Re: Why is The Reg hostile to psychologists?

I'm fairly sure that the term "trick-cyclists" was coined to refer to psychiatrists, rather than psychologists.

At the time when I studied psychology* it was trying very hard to be a serious science**. The result was an immense dose of very boring stuff about rats and herring gulls, and lots of statistics.

* I wouldn't have the nerve to call myself a psychologist.

** According to Rutherford "All science is either physics or stamp collecting", so only physicists have a right to sneer at this.

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UK govt preps World War 2 energy rationing to keep the lights on

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Re: Actual preparation for the future

shift water from where there's lots of it (I'm thinking of you, Manchester)

It's a long time since I lived near Manchester, but in those days it got most of its water from the Lake District. It may have a reputation for rain, but that doesn't make it a source of water. Have they discovered massive aquifers beneath the city?

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Re: What to do with the waste

One person's life time's lifetime supply of long term nuclear waste if using 100% nuclear power fits in a dinner plate.

Well, that solves the disposal problem. We can just eat the nuclear waste.

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Stephen Fry MADNESS: 'New domain names GENERATE NEW IP NUMBERS'

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Re: Forgive him....

In view of the import of your post, I feel entitled to point out that "dost" and "hast" are second person singular forms of their verbs, not just hilarious old fashioned versions of the third person plural.

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Ukrainian teen created in lab passes Turing Test – famous nutty prof

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Re: AI is harder than Turing expected

@Nick Ryan: "5g" languages would make programmers obsolete

I thought it was 4GL that made programmers obsolete. Does this mean I've been acting obsolete for no reason over the past 20 years?

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DOCX disaster recovery: How I rescued my wife from XM-HELL

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Re: Which is why...

RTF is actually a very nice format - easily parsed, human readable

My recollection of hand-fixing RTF files is that they were only readable in the sense that they consisted of printable ASCII characters. Understanding the RTF was another matter entirely. Maybe I'm subhuman.

The problem, I suspect, may be that the RTF emitted by Word suffers from the same lack of structure as the HTML emitted by Word. Editing a Word-generated HTML document isn't a pleasant experience.

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Freeview's rumoured '£100m YouView killer' is real – and it's yet another digital TV thing

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I'm not sure you will have to buy another TV. The net service screen on mine seems to show new applications from time to time. I assume it gets updates from somewhere.

Anything that improves on BBC iplayer will be welcome. It's probably the worst UI in the world.

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Please be seated at your FOUR-LEGGED PC

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Re: "The desk itself is unremarkable:" ?

I don't think any professional computer user would be satisfied with a single monitor, anyway.

And why is the keyboard on a stupid little shelf at the front? I thought that feature was confined to the tatty chipboard "workstations" found in furniture warehouses. Visit any modern office and you'll find everybody has a keyboard on their desk.

I also notice that the stupid shelf allows no space in front of the keyboard for resting your wrists. Expect lots of RSI with this thing, then.

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Two more Eagles land in AMD's bird-of-prey aerie

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Aerie???

Don't you mean "eyrie"?

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Swiping your card at local greengrocers? Miscreants will swipe YOU in a minute

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More than a thousand ... worldwide

I don't want to appear complacent, but a thousand worldwide isn't exactly an epidemic.

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Still using e-mail? Marketers say you're part of DARK SOCIAL

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Re: Since I've had a smartphone...

"Full English spelling"

When I got a new smartphone recently I was delighted to find that the predictive text now predicts words. You can compose an entire message without significant use of brain cells, and the result is readable., though strangely devoid of meaning.

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Urinating teen polluted 57 Olympic-sized swimming pools - cops

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Re: Some one else needs to be charged ...

Last time I was in America I ordered a glass of Bourbon in a bar in St Louis and actually left it undrunk because of the foul smell of chlorine from the ice in it.

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Why won't you DIE? IBM's S/360 and its legacy at 50

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A thousand engineers toiled to eventually produce one million lines of code.

1,000 lines of code per engineer, then. It doesn't seem much.

I honestly don't know anything about this kind of programming, but I assume whatever code they were using would generated an op-code per line, like assembler. I'd guess that you'd be lucky to send a line to a printer with 1,000 op-codes.

Can anyone explain?

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Nothing's as SCARY as an overly aggressive SOFTWARE PIMP

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Why Adaptec bothered with the 16bit and 32bit cards

Remember the archetypal story of the slugged mainframes?

IBM used to sell a big, powerful mainframe and a less powerful (but still very, very big) mainframe*. It emerged that the two machines were in fact the same, but the less powerful one was slugged** to make it slower.

When challenged about this, IBM pointed out that the total number of computers they could sell by using this strategy was greater than the number they would sell if everyone got the powerful computer for slightly less money, so the huge development costs could be distributed over more units. Everyone wins***.

* IBM veterans will no doubt be able to fill in the model numbers for me.

** I'm sure that's the expression that was used. Did they hit the computer with a sockful of sand?

*** But IBM wins most, naturally.

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Where the HELL is my ROBOT BUTLER?

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Re: Where the hell is my ROBOT butler?

Oi el reg?

I can reply to my own post?

The technical term is self-abuse.

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Deep desert XP-ocalypse averted as Reg man returns

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Re: Out of curiosity

There are a large number of outback aboriginal communities where non-indigenous are prohibited from entering.

I don't want to upset anyone, but this sounds rather like apartheid. In the opposite direction, I suppose.

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Organic food: Pricey, not particularly healthy, won't save you from cancer

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Re: so NOT putting lots of chemicals in your body is NOT ok then?

@Steve Davies 3 My homegrown organic veggies and fruit taste a lot better than what you can buy in the supermarkets.

I'm sure that's true, but it's probably not because they're organic.

Gardeners tend to select varieties for flavour, while farmers go for high yield. Also home grown produce is liable to suffer occasional stress from lack of water, which apparently enhances flavour. Farmers make sure their produce is pumped full of as much water as possible.

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Lord Melchett or the 4th Baron Melchett

I liked him in Blackadder, but he seems to have got less amusing lately.

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How Microsoft can keep Win XP alive – and WHY: A real-world example

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Re: XP Needs to Die

useful tweeks such as when you press F2 to change a file name the extension isn't selected

I actually find that feature mildly annoying.

It's an extension of the "hide extensions for known file types" philosophy, and the infuriating way everything's now a "Library" instead of an actual disk directory. Acceptable on a consumer PC, perhaps, but why propagate this nannying to servers? Why, when I'm logged in as a server admin and I start Explorer, do I see a load of crap about Games and Music Libraries?

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El Reg's Deep Outback XP upgrade almost foiled by KILLER ARACHNIDS

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Re: Just to be pedantic

"Poisonous means it's bad for your health if ingested, venomous means its bad for you if introduced to the bloodstream."

Since we're in hair-splitting mode, allow me to disagree.

"Poisonous" is what a substance is. The stuff on the tip of a blowpipe dart is poisonous, but possibly harmless if ingested.

"Venomous" is the characteristic of a creature that can deliver a poisonous substance by stinging, biting or other active means.

Plants, for example, may be poisonous but not venomous. There are, I believe, frogs that have a poisonous coating all over their skin. Whether these count as venomous, I'm not sure.

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Dutch doctors replace woman's skull with 3D-printed plastic copy

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Re: "by carrying out the first skull transplant using plastic parts built in a 3D printer."

the British Pedantic Society ... soon to be renamed British Society of Pedants

Expect fierce opposition from the Society of British Pedants.

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Transparent

I just finished reading another Reg article about a "glass brain" application.

Now I read of a woman with an acrylic skull. Presumably if they left a window in her scalp she could do the glass brain thing without recourse to MRI.

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Sick of walking into things while gawping at your iPhone? Apple has a patent app. for that

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Cow?

What's the significance of the bizarre exchange of cow-related messages? Is this an Internet meme I've missed out on?

Do txters have an unusual dread of cows?

And why does the message "But why should I hide?" apparently precede the warning about the cow? Is it because of predictive text?

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Sticky Tahr-fy pudding: Ubuntu 14.04 slickest Linux desktop ever

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Stop fiddling with my interface!

Is there some replicable research to show that window buttons are easier to use at the top-left than at the top-right? That users rarely click the minimize button?

Is there anything more than developer whim or the craving to be different to back up the disruptive changes to the UI that every new release of every OS introduces?

I've had to install about five different distros* in the past few weeks. I'm not exactly new to computer use, but in some cases (Unity, for example), I've been utterly paralysed. Even KDE comes up with some kind of container on the desktop containing a legend along the lines of "This frame is empty". Yes, I can see that, but what's if for, and how am I supposed to rectify its emptiness?

Imagine if the UI for machines was subject to such arbitrary changes. Some cars with steering than goes left when you turn right, some with tillers, some without a brake pedal?

*This isn't an anti-Linux diatribe. Mint, for example, seems perfectly usable. No wonder it's so popular.

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Re: re: command line (@ A J Stiles)

Shame Windows doesn't have command-line editing to allow you to fix typos.

What version of Windows are you using? Even DOS had command-line editing.

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Re: Head to head

I used to love VS. VS2012 encouraged me to look elsewhere.

I'm mostly a Java developer, but I've been using VS 2010 for the past six months. I can't believe it. It has fewer features than Eclipse and IntelliJ had 10 years ago. It seems you have to buy some kind of add-on to do anything but the most rudimentary refactoring.

What do all these year suffixes signify? The only IDE I can imagine that's more primitive than VS 2010 is the Visual Studio 6 I used in the last century.

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Raised £350bn in crowdsourced funding? Tell me about it (not)

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Re: I'm sure you were railing against something

Only tangentially relevant, but it's Friday:

One of the most annoying things in the world is the pictures used to illustrate the personal finance pages in newspapers. The things they're writing about have no visual attributes (what does a photograph of an ISA look like?), but they have a quota of pictures to fill, so they fill the spaces with irrelevant pictures connected to the text by tendentious captions.

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