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Re: I briefly did marketing
@Yugguy Because people will describe themselves according to what they WISH they were like, not what they actually are.
I know the social sciences are extensively, and perhaps justifiably, derided in this forum, but market researchers aren't completely stupid. There's a bit more to survey design than just asking people to describe themselves, and a competent researcher would go to great lengths to eliminate this kind of bias.
Re: "the ban of cash on London’s public transport systems..."
I have this thing called a "wallet" that is really convenient because I can carry all my cards in it, but there's currently a recorded announcement on the Underground that tells you not to keep your Oyster card next to your credit card.
My view is that they should have sorted that out when they designed the Oyster card. It's not like credit cards were previously unknown.
Re: Black Hole belongs in Alice in Wonderland
@WalterAlter The experts are always quick to conveniently brand anyone who questions the black hole as a crackpot.
I'm not an expert, but when I read your post I could see why they might come to that conclusion.
Also, none of your "here"s seem to go anywhere. I think you're several hrefs short of a hyperlink, to coin a phrase.
I can say F*CK U iilii to rayban I would never buy their products.
I wish I could say that. I was doing OK until I got to "iilii". How do you pronounce that?
FWIW, I will never buy Rayban products either. Nothing to do with spam, just that I know how much a pair of sunglasses is actually worth.
Re: Looks like many are missing the point
I'm afraid you're chasing a fantasy. Any nation (and that includes the putative independant Scotland) will be governed, and have its resources allocated, in a way that leaves a lot of the voters dissatisfied.
The solution is not endless subdivision. What next? Independence for Wessex? Bring back the heptarchy? I live in Huntingdonshire, where we've been ground under the oppressive heel of Cambridgeshire for decades. Can we vote to secede?
If you're not getting your fare share, then persuade more voters to support your side of the argument, rather than changing the system. I don't think any of the flavours of PR you suggest would make much difference. It doesn't seem to have led to much harmony between the northern and southern Italians.
The answer is that membership of any political grouping involves trading individual and sectional needs for wider benefits. If don't accept this, then I presume you don't want your independant Scotland to join the EU.
Re: And of course...
I'm still puzzled about the allegedly disguised filename. The story is that the text is reversed so the scanner won't pick it up, but the display presents it in such a way that it reads normally. When you click on a link or a filename it doesn't matter what it looks like, the thing that is executed is whatever is in the text, and that's what the scanner will see too.
I think the attachment/link example is made up.
Re: It will be business as usual.
Were I Scottish, I'd be far more worried about what happens after a no vote.
I think the
English Rest of UK have reason to worry about what happens after a no vote. The alternative seems to be "devo-max", alias "West-Lothian-question-plus". The Scottish MPs will continue to meddle in the affairs of Rest of UK while the Westminster government that we elect has no reciprocal rights.
How about introducing a rule that 30 MSPs are elected by constituencies in England, Wales and Northern Ireland? Seems only fair.
Not strictly about smart meters, but part of the same idiocy.
Following the highly-questionable ban on high-powered vacuum cleaners, it's been announced that there will be future power restrictions on, among other things, kettles. This seems idiotic.
The electric power required to heat a litre of water to boiling point is the same whether you use a 3 kW kettle or a 1 kW one. The energy lost during the heating process is a function of the temperature of the kettle and time. If the kettle takes twice as long to boil, then it spends twice as long at each temperature from its starting point to boiling, so it will lose twice as much energy to the surrounding air. It follows that a low-powered kettle uses more energy than a high-powered one.
No doubt the more scientifically literate will be able to tell me if I'm right or wrong.
What's in it for the eel? Or does it just help out of eel-truism?
Re: What essentially saved TCP/IP?
Pathworks!! Now there's a stupid name I haven't heard for years. You really haven't suffered until you've set up a load of diskless workstations booting off the network from a VMS server. Not only did the protocol stack have to be shoehorned into memory, the entire thing had to fit on a 1MB disk image.
Re: The kid I saw on the BBC News this morning...
@Ian Emery: too many people did not know that MINUS 18C is less than MINUS 16C when comparing temperatures
Minus 18 degrees Celsius may be colder than minus 16 degrees Celsius, but "less than" implies magnitude, in which case the smaller value (16) is the lesser. If the National Lottery phrased its question as vaguely as your posting, I'm not surprised it had to withdraw the scratchcards.
we were always taught to plan all the stuff out first before going near a computer, and it generally worked much better that way than freeform typing
I'm sorry, I have to disagree. I suspect that the whole "turn off the screen and get out a pencil and paper" method was originally advocated before IDEs which allowed rapid exploration and experimentation. I'm sure most kids would find it a turn-off. What are they going to put on the paper? UML?
That's not to suggest that the paper approach isn't valid in professional development (though in 30 years' experience, I've seen little of it going on). But interest has to come first - discipline can follow.
Re: The kid I saw on the BBC News this morning...
...html. Maybe useful, but hardly "coding"
I know what you mean, but HTML counts as getting a computer to do stuff and trying to understand why it's not doing what you expected, which is an important first step. Declarative programming, rather than procedural, but not inadmissable on that basis.
The danger is that HTML takes over and the whole project becomes as vacuous as the MS Office based curriculum of the past.
Re: I'm already in range
@ST7 Can you point me to any evidence that patents/copyright promotes invention/artistic achievement rather than stifling it.
Prior to the introduction of copyright in the 18th century, artists such as Hogarth suffered serious diminution of earnings because their engravings were pirated almost as oon as they were published. This at a time when the copying process was far more labour-intensive than it is today.
Re: Optimisation missing
BT Internet seems to store plaintext passwords, too, to judge from a conversation I recently had with a support drone.
@AC Thanks for that inciteful advice *facepalm*
Do you mean "insightful"? Or perhaps "incisive"? You can't have both at once. Perhaps if you took your palm away from your face you could see what you're typing.
Re: Useful stuff
Interestingly, last night's TV showed 3d printing used to create the "scaffolding" on which body parts can be grown from stem cells. I suspect it isn't yet happening in reality, but the potential is obvious.
Re: Daytime running lights
@Lars the condescending twat
Jamie Jones is right, except that the mention of seatbelts is very relevant. It's fairly well known that the introduction of seatbelts reduced death and injury among car occupants, while increasing death and injury among other road users. Car drivers, feeling safer, tended to drive less carefully.
The view that making cars more visible is an important contribution to road safety is based on the view that "it's everybody else's responsibility to get out of my way if they know what's good for them" (the Toad of Toad Hall philosophy).
From the perspective of pedestrians and cyclists, being seen is at least as important as seeing motor vehicles. In a world where something has to be lit up like a Christmas tree, road users with limited or no lighting are more at risk.
Re: The "LAW"
"dangerous acceleration" and "not stopping at a give way sign". I'm guessing that your car has something about it that attracts attention.
China has more than a dozen mobile OS developers with no independent intellectual property rights because their research is based on Android.
I know that great operating systems are created by small teams, sometimes by individuals, but "more than a dozen" developers dosn't sound very world-changing.
Also, how is this project going to rectify the "no independent intellectual property rights" problem? If they're just building another Linux distro, then their IP will be very, very dependent. If, on the other hand, they are building a new proprietary OS (hello, 1970, nice to see you again) then the copyright in their work will almost certainly belong to their employer.
Re: sell by?
In my experience, the function of the expiry date on batteries is to convince you that it's now time to throw away the remaining eight batteries in the packet of ten that seemed good value in the supermarket ten years ago.
Re: Storage costs aren't always commutable @ Kubla Cant
I dare say that my Mint system will mount my Android 4.4.4 phone too, once I've set aside the time to upgrade to the latest Mint version. But all I wanted to do was copy a few new music files to the phone, not perform major system maintenance.
No such settings - you must be imagining it (or perhaps we have different phones).
Yes, yes, yes. I know there are solutions. I even know what some of the solutions are. I'm just irked to encounter a further example of ill-defined indirection layers on top of well-understood computer features. The incomprehensible "Libraries" in Windows 7 are another.
Re: Storage costs aren't always commutable
I recently discovered another good reason for removable storage. Until the last Android update I could connect my phone by USB to my Linux computer and mount the storage as a disk device. Now it's something called a media device, the contents of which are inaccessible from my oldish Linux. The only solution, incredibly, seems to be to remove the memory card from the phone and mount it via a USB card adapter.
Re: yeah but what about the jobs...?
In that condition, the notion of an economy is absurd.
Marx anticipated "the withering-away of the state" when Communism was completely implemented. It sounds like Tim anticipates the withering-away of the economy when robot automation is complete.
Both cases suffer from the reductionist fallacy of assuming that anything in the real world will reach its logical conclusion. To put it crudely, in a world where all desires are met, human ingenuity will invent new desires.
Re: "Mega Corp" proves command and control can work!
I think you'll find that the internal organisation of a Mega Corp has more in common with a market economy than a commnd economy. It depends, to some extent, on the diversity of their activities. A tightly-focussed company like Ford can probably be relatively dirigiste.
Re: Direct debit
PayPal can take money from your account via direct debit
Not from mine, they can't. A few years ago I made quite a lot of purchases on EBay, so I had to pay via PayPal, whom I in turn paid by credit card. After a few weeks I got an email from PayPal saying "You've spent over x. If you want to continue using PayPal you will have to let us suck money directly from your bank account via Direct Debit", possibly the only case I've encountered where a good customer gets a worse deal.
Naturally I declined, and ever since then I've been unable to use PayPal for purchases. Occasionally they even refuse my credit card when they're just acting as a card handler (in the same way as WorldPay, for example).
Kippers? Kedgeree? Devilled kidneys? Anything else that begins with 'k'?
TBH kippers is the only one I regularly breakfast on. Kedgeree is mainly a dish for impressing weekend guests with my ability to cook on Sunday morning after a bibulous Saturday dinner, and I can't remember ever having devilled a kidney.
Re: Can you turn it off?
>> Grown-ups use email
>Grown-ups use TELEX.
Real grown-ups send messages in cleft sticks. (See Evelyn Waugh's Scoop for details.)
Re: Not for readers
@Michael Hawkes Amazon's doing it for profit, not for readers. I think they don't care whether people read books or not, as long as they keep buying them.
Whereas Waterstone's, Blackwell's, Foyle's and the independent bookshop in town would be happy to sell books at a loss as long as people keep reading them.
Re: We all moved to sharepoint.
@Buck Futter The paperback may have proved to be a financial success, yes, but as Woolf and Joyce feared, it has lowered the quality of writing.
Where's the evidence for this? What unit is quality of writing measured in, and who measured the pre-paperback score?
The difference in price between paperbacks and hardbacks these days is quite small. I suspect it's more a matter of market segmentation than production cost. The printed pages are identical, and binding is probably done by machine for both formats - few hardbacks seem to be stitched. Most of the hard cover edition is probably produced for libraries.
Being a bit of a book-fetishist, I like to buy hard cover books. Interestingly, they are much easier to find on Amazon than in bookshops.
Why so many keys?
That's a maximum of 13 keys. So what are all the other keys on chip & pin terminals for? Especially the ones in supermarkets. With one on every checkout in the country, and, I should imagine, a pretty short life before replacement, there can't be economies of scale in using generic terminals. But they often seem to have function keys and other extra keys. Do the checkout staff play games on them when business is slack?
...only really suits regular customers...
TGI Friday has regular customers? People who, having made the mistake of going there once, decide to return?
The flattened ‘bot transforms itself into a functional machine
So what function does it perform? I suppose walking away is a sort of function, but it's not a very useful one.
I, for one, am happy to wave goodbye to our robotic flat-pack overlords...
Scarcely relevant musing
Does anyone know why 99% of the UK population pronounce latte as "lah-tay"? In Italian, the "a" is short. In English, most words containing "att" have a short "a" (hatter, batter, latter...).
I can only assume that they think it's obligatory to pronounce foreign words in a special, non-English way. I believe people also say "basmah-tay" when talking about rice, though oddly I've never heard of anyone spreading "pah-tay" on toast.
Re: Move to the US
The US? The country that gave the world Starbucks?
Not to mention the poncey lightweight coffee nonsense.
Re: I only wish....
mandate to support IE9 and later
I'm working on a project where the "corporate standard" is IE8. Even if you install IE10, there's a setting in Group Policy that makes it pretend to be IE8, and naturally only a BOFH can change that.
Users are constantly complaining about the slow performance of the web UI. It's fine on IE10, but it runs like cold molasses on IE8.
Re: Thompson ...
@AC As a booster for Thomson you presumably have an excuse for their obnoxious and unhelpful attitude, as well.
Re: Thompson ...
Who he? The airline and holiday company are called "Thomson", after media mogul Roy Thomson.
You're right about the poor service, though. Last Christmas we flew with Thomson on a week's family holday to Austria. When we reached the departure gate, Thomson Airlines announce that my wife's 19-year-old, UK resident, son would not be allowed on the flight because his US passport had only a month of validity, and the Austrians might refuse him entry. So he had to take his case off the plane and go home. Merry Christmas from Thomson!
On arrival at Innsbruck we spoke to the border police, who expressed astonishment at our story, and said "We decide who is allowed in, not the airline". So we had to arrange another flight, which wasn't easy when communicating by mobile phone from Austria. I spoke to Thomson and suggested they might help us make the arrangements, and they basically replied "We were following procedures, so you can piss off".
Re: We are all going to love...
If you're referring to Audi, that'd be four rings. Or would every E-Golf be tailgated by the International Olympic Committee?
If you get Olympic-ring dents in the back of your car, it's only a matter of time before the IOC sends round the trade-mark enforcers to nail your head to the floor.
IME, you only have to write the amount once for each cheque, and the total is written in the box on the front.
It's been a while since I had to do it, but I seem to recall, when paying in a single cheque:
- payer name + amount on the back of the slip
- total amount (i.e. the same again) at the bottom of the amount column on the back
- same amount next to the "total of cheques" label at the front
- same amount again for the total of cheques and cash
Perhaps I could skip one of these totals, but I'm afraid I won't get the money unless I complete the entire ritual.
Anyone know why paying in slips require you to fill in the amount at least twice and write the name of the cheque signatory in a strip about 2 cm wide? They seem curiously at odds with modern banking. It's like they had 200 years supply of the things printed in 1950 and they have to use them all up.
If display of the disclaimer depends on fame, Google presumably has some kind of slebometer to decide who's famous and who isn't. You can tell your public profile's slipping when the disclaimer starts to appear.
It also has a commercial version, SUSE Linux Enterprise – along the lines of Red Hat’s Fedora.
I should have thought Fedora was the equivalent of OpenSuSE*. The commercial, enterprise Red Hat is Red Hat Enterprise Linux. The clue's in the name.
* Or is it OpenSUSE?
already testing driverless cars in Milton Keynes
Driver or no driver, they'll still get lost.
Science minister Greg Clark added: “...our strengths in cars, satellites, big data..."
Is there any aspect of human life that isn't enhanced by "big data"? My impression is that 90% of IT job ads now require "big data" skills, and I wonder how many of the advertisers have a clue what they are.
The Transport Catapult, a government-funded organisation dedicated to devising new ways of getting us moving
Who chose that name? It sounds like they plan to get us moving by firing us into the air with strong elastic.
Tell me about your Turkish connections
I flew to Istanbul then I changed to a flight to Ankara. From there it was a bus ride. ..
Shall I go on?
Upvoted for serious erudition. What other techie forum includes posts that cite Horace and Cicero?
As you can probably tell, my Latin grammar was handed in half a century ago, and it wasn't overused even then.
I agree that "Navis volitans mea plena anguillarum est" is a winner.
I think repleta is the word for "filled up with", as plena seems to mean full in the sense of complete, or even plump. And I'm not sure about the genitive case; "full of" has the feel of an English idiom, but I can't think of a more appropriate case. Possible alternatives:
Navis volitans mea subter anguillis repleta est (Filled under eels? Nah.)
Navis volitans mea per | propter anguillas repleta est (Filled by, or on account of eels.)
Navem volitantem meam anguillae replent (Seems to imply that the eels did the filling.)
Where is John Cleese when you need him?
I'd always assumed that parking sensors use Sonar. Am I mistaken?
The EE Buzzard looks like a monstrous thing. Why does it need to be the size of a drinks can when it offers a small part of the functionality you get from the smartphone that fits in your pocket? Especially as most of the components seem to be on the outside of the can.
And why is it such a vile colour? I could understand if it was disguised as a drinks can, thereby avoiding the attention of thieves, but this seems designed to attract their attention.
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