2686 posts • joined 8 Oct 2006
Skegness got there first!
Havn't we seen this before? Sounds like Zoltar!
Oh? Streetview cars have human drivers?
....to rule them all?
55% is not a high enough proportion to indicate confidence.
Are you listening Uhuru Kenyatta? David Cameron? François Hollande? Angela Merkel?
(Tony Bliar, John Major...
Says 'large-scale architectural changes' coming
I read the subheadingas Says 'large-scale agricultural changes' coming and wasn't pariticulary startled, the way words get suborned in this business.
Re: definition of a fork...
How many tines does a pitchfork traditionally have?
It's not often that two of yer favourite authors die simultaneously.
Good man, Enjoy what's left, eh?
I'm missing something here. Ever since the 60s 'Nimble' has been a starch reduced bread. 'Proactive Wellness' would appear to be what they have been about all along.
Does Birmingham have a direct flight to London?
I do hope not. That would undermine HS2
this place is the back of beyond
...But the beer is fantastic!
Re: Good summary
Yes, I like Skylon. Good luck to the lads.
I enjoyed that. If only the UK had kept up our own programme...
Let me see
The PC makers is building what Microsoft and Intel tell them to build and no-one is buying like they used to.
Maybe they should stop letting two geriatric corporations take all their management decisions for them and start building their own product? Be innovative, creative, and differentiate their offerings from each other?
life is getting simple again
"Windows 8" == "not worth it" on an increasing sample size.
Re: Can't remember the last time I saw a corporate laptop
$MEGACORP supplies Fujitsu. I don't think those would sell at all outside the 'order 5000 doorstops for the troops' style of buying. A Medion would be better value for money, if it had the capital-asset-over-the-network chips, or the smartcard reader.
I got accused elseforum of being a luddite for suggesting that "not wearing google glass while driving" was a sensible precaution.
I don't fancy your chances much with this idea! But yet, mysteriously, no such charge has been raised...
Re: Umm, minor point
Yes, true. But propagation factor is defined as the ratio to c, the speed of light in vacuo.
PS: someone will now out-pedant both of us!
I distibctly remember the gubblement explaining that BT had to be privatised because only the private sector could fund all the future investment. the gupplemunt did not have that sort of cash, they said.
...I think it's a sensible precaution. We have no idea how badly it will affect driving, which is bad enough already. No-ome has neede one to drive a car for the last 115 years, so let's try and do without it, eh?
You will need to do a lot of miles per month for the fuel saving to swamp the £70 battery lease.
Hmm. Need to do a lot of miles per month in a vehicle with 70 mile range....
Re: There's nothing right about Expensive
I got burned on trying to return a defective HP phone, and will never buy again.
Ah. My humor gland has recently been damaged. Thank you.
"go like a privy door when the plague’s in town"
Mixed metaphor of the month?
Re: RMA policy
So go to trading standards. They are supposed to be the policemen.
If they've tried switching it off and back on?
Re: Often no discouragement from staff is required
I've used them at UK and Netherlands airports without much difficulty or much delay. The ones at Stanstead seemed never to find my face unless I crouched down by 5 inches, and the ones at Birmingham I have to stand closer than they suggest, but that apart it all seems to work.
I thought that. There will be a shedload going cheap.
I'll offer £50
for a dozen.
>they produced a Windows Phone but their heart wasn't in it.
Perhaps it was a little finger-wag to Google, too? Just to keep Android coming?
what's that noise?
It's chickens coming home to roost!
I had a quick look when all the hoopla started. Dear glod, what a collection of vacuous, hedonistic, WAGgish, TOWIE--inspired overpriced tat. I'd not pay 10% of the groupon price to have some witless girl cut me toenails or some hooray chinless drive me round snetterton. The idea that people pay the alleged full price for any of these foolish pursuits leaves me with my jaw on the ground.
Anyone attracted to that sort of selfish twodge deserves all the spam they get, I reckon.
I did give them an email address. It was someone I don't like.
Is there not enough dire rubbish creating pointless electronic smog?
It's a stick-up. Plain and simple. and opportunist raid by unscrupulous capitalists.
Well, they aren't going to Flog anything to me, as long as they inisist it MUST have W8 on it. If ever there was an opportunity to make money from thier flirtations with Ubuntu, this was it, but all they are offering is one miserable 'developers' workstation.
Blinkered, narrow minded, idiots. Or completely enthralled to the evil empire.
Buggerm, in either case.
The real story
Surely the real story is a Microsoft Exec so impoversished that he has to flog off his old gear to afford new stuff?
Re: They just don't do it on a unified site..
As I recall it, the BBC had just such a proposal which was stamped on by either competition or regulatory authorities. Project Kangaroo, I think.
Ah yes, http://www.competition-commission.org.uk/assets/competitioncommission/docs/pdf/non-inquiry/press_rel/2009/feb/pdf/05-09
This continues to amuse
Given that $MEGACORP have yet to migrate me to W7, and that at home I am entirely Apple/Linux, this remains a source of amusement rather than personal pain. But I am running low on popcorn!
At least it should provide Mickysoft with a defence next time the EU competition commissioner comes to call. "People have to go to 3rd parties to make our stuff work. How can that be abuse of a monopoly?"
I reckon direct neural interfaces will stop all the KDE/Gnome version wars, the spats over Tiles, and the tedium over whether keyboards are a good thing or a waste of carrying weight.
Wire me up, wire me up NOW!
>they were cheaper and not better
Yes. Yes, yes and Yes. And Yes.
1. How difficult is a linux install? Can you access the bootloader/bios-thing?
2. Is there any internal access? Can we even think about an SSD upgrade?
3. Is the displayport bidirectional? can it be used as a display on other products?
4. Is the SD socket full depth, or does the card stick out?
Yes, but that was before the mobile data bubble. Motodrama were only offering phones, at the same cost per call as Inmarsat. I had a long row with them saying that they needed to be cheaper than mobile, and the cellular networks would never get into rural 3rd world, leaving them a massive market place. The network foundered in the same way that the HP slatey thing did. By trying to muscle into an established business, not breaking that business to smithereens.
In the end I took my 30-ship-1200-passenger deal to Inmarsat. The earth terminals were cheaper.
 and 9600 baud modem ports
With the cash Apple have they could build their own Low Earth Orbit satellite network and cut out the cellphone and wifi suppliers with a unique, apple-only always-on netwwork.
I suspect the RF budget would bugger the battery life on the fondle slabs, but hey. it would be cool to have a spacephone!
>all the directors, managers and other senior staff
ah yes. All the people who don't need a proper computer. I see your point.
Re: Cat's not friendly.
>so what are CAT supposed to do, refuse to sell to the US gov?
The US expects loads of people not to sell to other governments, so why not?
I do hope it went in the soup before it went in the toilet, or I'm not coming to supper at your house!
I thought we all knew Murdoch was the evil incarnate. How did this get approved?
Elderly person walkie-talkie mode (private chat, private VOIP, always on)
Children's internet monitoring - a list of pages visited from some other computer updating on your phone in the background. An alert if they visit somewhere non-whitelisted they have never been before
Family recepies - collaborative recipie book built up by members of a small family network.
I've just realised I've invented 'facebook for families'. How about a private FB/twitter/IRC/chat network?
Re: The Best That Can Be Said
Well, quite. If you own frednurk.com and frednurk.co.uk and frednurk.plc.uk and frednurk.ltd.uk and frednurk.net you are bound to pay for frednurk.uk aren't you?
Re: A simple direct question answered truthfully proves that it be so and not a fantasy?
Oh, that would be Mike Corley, of that ilk.
search the gurgle gropes usenet archive for "mindcontrol" or search wikiLies for his name and you will find out more than you ever wanted to know. They even wrote an opera about him.
Re: Welcome back...
Don't get yer hopes up. I reckon they'll bollox it up yet.
In fact, they already did. 1024x600. I reckon vTech could do better than that.
I entered the story thinking 'shit happens' and being quite sympathetic to the microsofters.
Then I saw the first paragraph. " let the HTTPS certificate expire."
- Mounties always get their man: Heartbleed 'hacker', 19, CUFFED
- Analysis Oh no, Joe: WinPhone users already griping over 8.1 mega-update
- Leaked pics show EMBIGGENED iPhone 6 screen
- Opportunity selfie: Martian winds have given the spunky ol' rover a spring cleaning
- OK, we get the message, Microsoft: Windows Defender splats 1000s of WinXP, Server 2k3 PCs