Is there now a 500metre high club?
2872 posts • joined 8 Oct 2006
Is there now a 500metre high club?
If HP really are tooling up to start an anti-microsoft insurgency, having a serious link with Intel won't harm either party.
One disaffected youth dripping superglue into ball-style mouses on the management floor, and another doing neat tricks with the photocopier paper. screen printing rude words into a whole stack with lemonade. Once dried the copies were fine, but if you stuck them back in to make secondary copies the rude words fluoresced and came out vivid black. Nowadays you can use a stencil and a security aerosol.
Then there was the autocorrect gag - an autocorrect file on the secretaries computer that changed the letters after the director's name - MBE became MZM and it was months before anyone noticed.
"may have breached consumer protection laws"
If they didn't, we need better laws!
How can they possibly justify "107m iPads in 2016" . I have no idea if I am going to have a job In a months ime, let alone five years.
(put hand in bran tub)
(bring out factoid)
(send invoice for "research")
Where do I sign up?
And, of course, the stability of both th MSF and 198KHz Droitwich carriers is well-known, and monitored by the NPL. It should be possible to 'dead reckon' timing between GPS fixes several weeks apart. Droitwich is controlled to ±1 part in 10^11
And, of course, "Do We need so many children?"
>what time span of official support you should expect for a non-shipping device?
In my view, length of warranty +one year. EU rules imply a 2-year warranty so that would probably be 3 years.
But I also favour a £10 per year subscription solution for up to 5 years.
That said, people often pass ex-contract phones onto relatives. If some vulnerability were being exploited that might lead to fraud or loss of money I would expect it either be fixed or a warning issued to stop using the devices, up to (something like) 6 years. Out of simple decency.
What part of "Dixons" did you not spot?
>I imagine DSG have a large returns rate
So we can get them cheaper still? Oh no, it's Dixons, who tried to sell me a returned laptop for £2 less than a new one.
>Seriously does ANYONE use the bundled junk that comes with an ADSL connection
My next door neighbour will be, for a start. He's just been sold a talktalk service and they sent him a nice little box pre-programmed with his username, passworm, ssid, wpa key. He won't change any of it "in case they don't like me to". And why should he? This way when it goes tits up it will be their problem.
Yes, spin a desktop out of a phone/tablet OS for very little extra cost, and ship it only on hardware you understand. Absolutely great idea.
What we also need is some unique selling point, like a simple scripting/gui app generator so people can make it work for them. Or a truly transparent file sharing system, where your phone/pad/desktop use spare cpu cycles, local and internet networking, so that your music, memos, whatever exist on all of your devices without you having to do anything.
Great news, HP.
...That Skynet was developed by Denis Healey?
How much is a WP7 licence? 10 spondulicks? That means Nokia need to sell 100 million WP7 phones for Redmond to break even.
Storage aside, are we seeing the US economy coming back from the dead?
Both of your scenario presuppose a high level of intellect and of technical competence.
It will have to be: they don't make meccano any more.
It's yer identity on yer wrist. As long as you throw away every computer in the world and replace them with HP watch-aware terminals, just sitting at a terminal will log you in and the watch will manage all your passwords and identity stuff.
If only it could intercept your brainwaves and be an I/O device as well...
I don't see why some of the non-profit foundations can't sell open source apps. All they need to do is make the source available, not supply it with the app.
>bigger manufacturers need bigger profits to pay for all the staff;
>costs them more ... a lot of meetings
Aye. Whatever happened to the "Economies of scale" theory?
Oh yes, it got replaced by "inverted pyramid" management practices.
that will be the cost of the micro SD card socket.
Keep depending on that golden egg, chaps. Obviously there is more profit in taking a lot off a few idiots than in taking a little off the multitudes.
At 450beer tokens you were at least 150 more than I wanted to pay. Guess how adding another 50 affects that?
If she's had two fingers cut off for the 5th time, counting change is going to be nearly as hard as carrying it..
Suppose you had filled it with prepaid Near Field tokens? Would they have mysteriously vanished in the reboot? or at the depot?
"There are also significant security considerations, which aren't addressed by the company's demonstration."
Like some scrote programming his Galaxy to deduct 50p from everyone he bumps into while its in his pocket? That could harvest a couple of grand just by being a nuisance on the tube.
I'll stick with cash & pin terminals, ta.
So by taking a bottle of gin a day my old Ma stove off the effects of Alzheimers, only to loose her memory because of all the booze, I can see that.
She still went gaga, but at least it wasn't the aluminium saucepans or dodgy beef that was to blame, so that's OK then.
Isn't science wonderful?
Do we want to TiVo our radio? you ask.
Well, if by radio you mean the endless random repetition of hit-factory plastic pop by stations with a play list of 150 and a worthless moron reading out the traffic, well duh.
If by radio you mean Recording R4's "News Quiz" or Kermode and Mayo's film reviews from R5 to enjoy after work, then yes, I do want to. I can use podcasts for that, but they don't podcast "Any Questions" or the Radio 3 lunchtime concerts.
This evening classic FM is running the Symphony No.2 in E minor by Rachmaninov . I will be doing something else, but Mr Linux will be time-shifting it for me.
So, there is some radio for which TIVO makes enormous sense, and an awful lot for which it doesn't. Just like the telly really.
Peddlers of the superficial turn out to be shallow and foolish. No surprise there.
Oh look who's there.
I have long suspected that the existence of the Serious Fraud Office suggested that somewhere was a door labelled Trivial Fraud Office.
Is there an Indifferent Cheque and Plastic Crime Unit?
>Basically, avoid London.
Good advice in all circumstances
Sounds about right. I recall demonstrating a C&P system bolted onto a cash register made by Kajaani OY.
Snag at the time was that the banks didn't want pin verification in the terminal. Their idea was that the retailer would have a terminal that only did Midland cards, another for Nat West, etc. The oil companies 7 retailers wanted one terminal that covered all banks. Stalemate.
I'm bored with him now. Can we drivelmindlessly about someone else?
ixquick does remarkably well at the Guthram Gowt test
I call this 'the Guthram Gowt effect'. It is a perfect test case: a bend in the river that goes back to the domesday book but which currently consists of 3 scattered houses, a bus stop, and a rain gauge.
So you can guarantee that any promise of 'Florists in Guthram Gowt' or 'Jobs in Guthram Gowt' is worthless. And, by simple deduction, the same site's results for any other location will be just as worthless.
I just ran the test again. Only two of the results on the first page were useful, and then not incredibly so. One from Geograph and one synthetic bus table lookup. All the others are made up nonsense. Sites that have carpet-bombed the world with the name of every place-name possible.
The first really sensible hit was "boar.org.uk/abiwxe1BournePlaces(home.htm" on page 2. Then it went downhill again. with more non-existant jobs, dates, used cars and empty 'community ' pages. The real bus timetable was on page 5.
You don't need an AI. You just need voting buttons. Ones that agregate every vote for a site, so that downvotes or upvotes for 'Guthram Gowt' hits count against hits for 'Snittlegarth' or 'High Bewaldeth'
(I'm looking at you AllTheTopBananas.com ; www.primelocation.com ; www.qype.co.uk : "User recommendations and reviews of the best things in Graby. Find the best shops, restaurants, bars, nightlife, gigs, services and more." Even Paris could not find a night club in Graby)
If someone can cure the Guthram Gowt Effect it will be a great thing.
"It's almost as if Apple needs defending."
Perhaps people need to justify spending the thick end of 800quid on a phone? to themselves?
None of this addresses the puzzle about why the iPose wasn't built with GSM & CDMA & 3G from the beginning.
Or perhaps it was, and only a software switch was needed. Now would that explain why the antenna was the same: the hardware wasn't changed at all?
I was going to say that Intel & AMD stand no chance competing with a government. But then I remembered that the British government were behind Inmos.
Never seen 'stilton style' cheese.
Which reminds me. Heron foods have large boxes of Boursin at 3 for a quid. Must go shopping.
But we are talking Devon and Cornwall here. Imagine "ASBO neighbour hell" and extend the garden fence across the peninsula and have it go on for two thousand years. That might give you half an idea.
My old navigation tutor used to say that the reason the cartographer's office was in Portsmouth was that it was as far as possible from the Tamar as possible. He used to say "Cornish fishermen get it through the titty that all the waters from the Needles to Scilly were created by the almighty for the exclusive use of the men of Cornwall. Snag is, Devonians have a similar Blind Certainty that they are theirs and theirs alone."
The buggers even have the whole of St George's Channel to disgree about as well.
You didn't REALLY think this was about pasties, surely?
What the English call Swede, the Scots call neeps and the Cornish call Turnip. And often the other way around. It is a good question.
Away from the celtic fringes, Swede (once 'Swedish turnip') is the faintly orange root vegetable, not the white one with a green scalp. Known in some places as Kohlrübe and others as rutabaga it is properly Brassica napus
Astonishingly, oil-seed rape is Brassica napus subsp. rapifera and the rape and swede crops have been hybridising happily in the margins of European farms, presumably trying to turn into something that can fry itself.
my young relatives refer to that variant as a "Dinosaur pie"
Under the new legislation I'd better call these 'YellowBelly pasties'
100g beef suet, finely grated
450g strong plain flour, perhaps a touch more
30ml cold beer (Batemans?)
rosemary leaves, chopped
chive leaves, chopped
400g beef skirt
half a swede
600g main-crop potatoes
small garlic clove
1 egg whisked with splash of milk
salt, black pepper, dried ginger
Dice the vegetables into bits about 4mm cubed. Crush the garlic and mix in. Sprinkle with salt and pepper.
Cut the meat into similar size bits
Sift flour,salt,ginger into a mixing bowl.
dust the meat in the flour and remove.
Finely chop the lard and mix roughly into the flour. Add the suet, and work into a pastry with the beer. Work in the chives and rosemary. if too wet, add a little more flour
Divide into 6 pieces and roll each out into a circle, on a floury board. You can scrub the beer bottle to use as a rolling pin.
Put a layer of onion and swede bits onto one side of each circle. Then a layer of the meat, then a layer of potato. put a few tiny knobs of butter around the top. squeeze a little lime juice over each one.
brush some beer glue round the edge, fold the top over and crimp it down. Use a fork or something to make a pattern. I use my wedding ring.
make a tiny hole in the top for the worst of the steam to escape - not too big as you want to steam the veggies, this is just a pressure relief valve.
Glaze the outside with egg/milk. If you want a pattern, score the pastry surface slightly.
Put on a greased tray and put in a preheated oven for 15 minutes at gas 6/200C then reduce to gas 2 for about 40 mins. Fan ovens should have a small bowl of water and the pastry covered until the last 15 mins.
Paprika or Nutmeg instead of ginger.
Oysters in the beef.
Venison. Omit the garlic, marinade in red wine & olive oil. Dry off before dusting with flour
why, yes. I do. I have exposure to M$ too, but who needs them at home?
It is a nice change for the M$ world to think about security /before/ they have shipped 3 million units.
#Tunderbolt and Lightning!
#Very very frightning!
(Mine's the leather one. No sleeves, doesn't do up at the front...)
"H'hhow much Gr'gr'granville?"
cut-and-paste a windows7 screendump onto a few solid models and rotate. Hardly rocket science.
headline grabbing nonsense.
That's what DEC tried to tell us when APV sold Baker Perkins to Rockwell.
There were some serious discussions, and I believe some money was, in the end, paid.
About time this was sorted out.
I worked in a company that counted each boxed set of MSoffice as an "asset", and didn't even depreciate it year on year (It can't wear out, can it?). I suggested to the director responsible that he take half a dozen of them and try selling them. He got about a penny in the pound. Then I showed him the licence. People have been spending money on something they don't own for years, and it is time that a few company directors got smacked in the face with a cluebat over it.
Personally I think that usedSoft were always taking the piss, and knew it all along. What they were doing is just plain not allowed. (it might not be /wrong/, but it is not allowed).
My idea is that this will stir this particular shit-pool and people will finally recognise the stink.
So the answer for Elop and Nokia would have been "go ahead"?