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All wrong

The thumb has evolved to get the highest possible ballroom hold marks from Craig Revell-Horwood.

(Guess what Mrs H has been doing on saturday evenings?)

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And yet

They see no problem in potential engineers facing a lifetime's debt for their education.

When it comes to not-adding-up there is something olympic class about this mob.

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Berlin

And two opera houses that have a different production every night...

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How long?

about 11 seconds

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hmm.

My old dad would have told them to cut the prices before cutting the orders

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Black Helicopters

There are no robot helicopters

Move along please, nothing to see here

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award time!

la sous-position de la semaine

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Re: Good engineering

That's everything I was going to say, and said better!

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Re: Maybe they should

>How many different kinds of morons do you have on offer?

I reckon there is roughly one per IP address, all different.

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Boffin

"Boffins tackle Mayan Prophecy"

Bored, were they? Nothing to do?

You are NASA - build a bloody spaceship, instead of sitting round the campfire with stoners and hippies! There are blokes in Bristol drawing spaceships, why aren't you?

SPACESHIP! MARS! ARK! STARSHIP! Come on lads, back to work.

It's not rock... oh, it probably is. But that's what you are paid for!

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interesting

The teardown looks interesting. Lots of straightforward components and connectors, nothing state-of-the-art, simple box construction. Low cost high volume = happy happy. Probably pretty reliable too.

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FAIL

Power of the public

Comet died because people were not buying things from them.

There may be a hundred reasons for that but in the end it was the oldest retail truth in the world. The Customer is always Right.

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It's going the way of the Zune and the Kin.

...but not quickly enough

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coming with five pairs of 3D specs

I should bluddy hope so at that price!

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Hmm

Tempting. Very tempting. Still needs

* better screen resolution

* somewhere to stick a sim, for connectivity

* different OS

But we are getting there.

As to linux, Mint 13 includes the KDE touch screen stuff, perhaps they have a driver? But thanks so much for testing it with Linux.

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Terminator

Re: Do they

you have been spying on me with your Auton space rays!

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@Ian Michael Gumby. I reckon half a mill is still outrageous.

I worked on a ship where we implimented a personell locator/lone worker system using the motorola UHFs and some badge responders. about 120 compartments wired up to a dedicated machine which displayed where everyone was, and linked into the Man Overboard and General alarms too - most devices had a panic button.

Whole package, hardware, transponders, cabling, and a terminal running some embedded software (OS9, I thihk) - around 20K UKP in the 1990s. We already had the UHFs with lone worker buttons, that was another 12K but was part of the comms package - I could make half-duplex phone calls home from mine.

1980s, I worked in a laboratory where we wore 'lone worker' pendants that called for help if we stopped moving or went horizontal, or pulled the lanyard off.. Around 1.5K total price, for 5 people in 6 spaces.

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Unhappy

I don't like this story.

I can't decide which side I loathe.

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Google wants $4B a year

Of course they do.

So do I

I'm not going to get mine.

They aren't going to get theirs.

Carry on, world.

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great - but...

...What am I going to run it on?

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12 yr old whose claim to fame is having written a whack a bieber app.

and you have a problem with that?

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Re: I remember ...

Good, healthy ripostes though. I'm waiting for them to cast the movie.

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Product, Product, Product

Keep turning out the same old tired laptops with tors-r-us screens, and no-one wants to buy them. Surprise!

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Re: Two words...

Much more precises and succinct than my efforts, but my thoughts exactly.

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Re: Some of HP's accusations.

"...a willful effort ... inflate the underlying financial metrics..."

And that is exactly the sort of thing that due dilligence and companies like KPMG are supposed to pick up. HP were conned. and HP were negligent. I have no sympathy.

And, yes, two of the principle clowns have left the circus, but that leaves the whole support act to answer questions.

here is a clue, lads. A thing good that looks too good to be true, is usually too good to be true.

[Big clown icon needed]

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Stop

Cherry picking

But Dell, M$, and all the aquisitive remainder (like GE, Siemens, Disney) are paying a lot for success and nothing for failure. it is close to risk-free.

The risk is being taken by the rest of us who invest in startups direct or through our pension funds, and are paying for the 80% failure rate. The acquirers are getting fat on the 20% success rate, without covering the cost of failure at all.

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Re: Wrong

Yes, but outsourcing has been SO succesful for the railways, hospitals, HR departments, etc...

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Surprise us all

Come on Apple, come up with something pervasive - like a small headset that can be a voice-op phone, or activate voice control on a nearby computer, or pick up timetables from intelligent bus stops, or buzz gently when someone we know is nearby.

How about family photo sharing - all pictures taken by all family members available to all with location and timestamps?

What about a many-sim iphone? or paired iphones, where one number rings more than one phone, like a 1930s plan 1 extension system?

Parked bluetooth (or better wireless method) headsets that charge from the ipad while parked inside it?

Remember 'beaming' your business card from one palm pilot to another. What about tap-to-share-contact-details?

An Identifcation system other than passwords? something like PKI cards, but as a tiny rfid thing in jewellry or watches or phones or badges or spectacles? I would buy a terminal/programming adaptor/app for home, and blank rfid dust. I would then programme/refresh the individual rfid items to identify me for a day, week, month - after which they would die and need replacing. And the terminal could cancel them on request, perhaps by telephoning it. Maybe I would have to be carrying at least 4 to complete succesful ID, so that any one lost/stolen item could not impersonate me. The vendor could sell the terminal; charge a subscription for identifying me; and sell the rfid dust too. Up-front and continuing revenue. Perfect.

Health monitoring and telemetry.

Child tracking.

Panic communities: phones with a panic button, and volunteer responders as well as national ones. (see our community defibrilators in vilages in Lincolnshire for how people are keen to help each other)

How about a version of an LCD photo frame with a sim in it? So that I can take pictures of the kids and send them by MMS to their grandma without her having to to do anything?

How about a 'family status' mirror, for the hallway? Nice big mirror, little individual cells showing where we are, the last message we sent, lat photo we took, happy/busy/bored/need a hug icons? Touch two of them and the mirror duplicates each other's status to each other - "Mum said you need to talk to me" sort of thing.

A bigger, better Siri that can be your friend, learn about you, start to suggest things spontaneously?

Things for the disabled? Pick up the state of pedestrian controlled lights for blind people - "West street, crossing outside No. 8, from North to South pavement, Stop. Go in 15 seconds. 14, 13...". "Cooker turned on but not lit". "Saucepan has been boiling for 8 minutes"

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Art?

Well, people do say modern art is shit.

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Unhappy

Down side

This is the Harsh Reality, but I still feel sorry for those blinking in unwelcome daylight.

Now if the renumeration of all directors for the last 5 years could be taken back, it would seem less unfair.

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Wrong

This is all wrong.

Back when I was alive companies like IBM, Xerox, De Havilland, Bell Labs, had vast R&D departments and invented their own stuff. Acquisition is not R&D and is susceptible to fashion and market distractions, it does not take the sum total of human knowledge into new places.

Michael: If you want new stuff, employ designers and build it yerself.

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Depressed

Please, OS contributors, boycott military applications. There are far more worthwhile projects to spend your time on! arduplane will do if you still fancy drones...

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Dunno

I have been buying things from Gaugemaster both direct and via Amazon, thought laziness when they pop up in a search. I have stopped using the Amazon route.

I am more concerned about the AA, (http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2012/nov/18/aa-owner-acromas-corporation-tax) - do the vans all go back to Luxembourg every night? I think I shall be cancelling my membership, and going with Green Flag.

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Re: PTT

I used a version of it on UK Vodalone company phones in 2005/6. The people who wanted PTT turned it on and nominated up to 3 numbers, then it worked like a normal walkie talkie. Advantage was that blokes pulling cables in on site A could do so without bothering about people working a crane on site B. My phone didn't have a PTT button, so it was voice-operated.

$MEGACORP now uses O2, and no such thing is possible.

PMR radios have rather poor range, and Icom F3000 are expensive. PTT mobiles are a clever idea.

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Big Brother

The idea is to let employers speak to their staff

Heh.

Back in the '90s I was building research ships. A standard fitment there was 'talkback' - a Public Address system covering all the working spaces, with microphones all over the place. Anyone could report a buoy launched, or warn of winch failure, and everyone would know.

Then the project got taken over by an Ex-RN commander. The ships he built had microphones only on the Bridge. When challenged about the impracticallity of it, he replied "People on the back deck have to do what they are told. They have nothing worthwhile to say about it".

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Re: Can't believe that no-one has commented on the irony here...

>(To be fair, though, the Linux drivers just work beautifully...)

without the supposed higher-definition features

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This stuff is amazing

I just don't understand why people don't find this more inspiring than a made-up book about a sky fairy.

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Re: get_iplayer

...except that it can't understand R4x listings. You need --pid for most of them.

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I don't like this story.

I can't decide which side I loathe.

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Ermm

I thought HP were going to have a whole comet-full of windows 8 stuff on sale by now. Instead they are slagging it off (or at least the ginger stepbrother of it) Weird gets wieridererer.

Oh, and wasn't WebOs going to rise zombie-like from the grave too? what news on that, lads?

I think HP will be next through the magic curtains to the afterlife.

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mystery

Why on earth would one of the other bypass-sheds be interested in the corpse of comet? Surely they have enough problems already?

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Oh for glod's sake!

Does anyone remember why 1968 was really called "the summer of love"?

Or read the Kinsey report?

Or know anything about what happened in WW2? "...in case he does not come back..."

Or read 'Cider with Rosie'?

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Sod the coffee

what about Camellia sinensis?

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Re: just pull an apple...

Sounds like the old fashioned shoeshop "we can't take these back, you've walked in them"

"Sorry Sir, you appear to have been pressing the buttons, not just gazing at them in love and affection"

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Q2 next year

So thats around 4-6 months from now. Or nearly a quarter of the way through a 2 year contract.

Hmm.

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Re: newsflash: nobody wants celerons

Be fair, no-one wants i3 either

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Pirate

Re: god riddens to them

Best Buy in Britain was never like your US experience. I went there a couple of times and it was another shed-on-the-bypass staffed by grunting nuckle-draggers and stocked with junk at concorde prices.

Maybe they got their UK management from Comet & Currys?

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been wating

I've been waiting for the end of compulsory x768 screens. If they want my money they need to supply something I want to buy.

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Re: Hoping that the a single vendor makes the phone exclusive

that would almost make sense if they had coverage.

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Re: Hands up who's actually bought anything from comet?

Screwfix have been opening physical stores for many years