Re: 438 per cent better, but that is for drawing rectangles
"up to 438 " - does that mean anything at all?
'at least...' might have some value, but 'up to...' ?
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"up to 438 " - does that mean anything at all?
'at least...' might have some value, but 'up to...' ?
Sick and tired of US retailers home-made alternatives to a proper system. Like the petrol pumps that demand the billing zip code for credit cards instead of a pin code, and the sudden appearance of mag swipe on iphones, years after the civilised world has chip-and-pin. Starbucks qr-code-on-yer-phone-scanned-by-the-till instead of a proper system. On and on and on, contrapting ramshackle systems instead of co-operating on standards
I'm beginning to think so
The usual suspects then...
"The Australian BMX cyclist Caroline Buchanan tweeted a photograph of the bucket, which featured a sign reading "Kangaroos condoms, for the gland downunder", and a picture of a boxing kangaroo.
She joked that bucket seemed to back up rumours that the village becomes a hot bed of activity as thousands of competitors complete their events and celebrate after years of working to get to the Olympics – tweeting: "Haha, the rumours are true. Olympic village."
Barcelona started the trend of supplying free condoms to athletes when the Spanish city held the Olympics in 1992, with the International Olympic Committee endorsing the move.
The London Olympic organisers provided 150,000 free condoms in dispensers for the 10,800 athletes at the Games, supplied by Durex which paid for the supply rights.
A Locog spokeswoman said they were trying to find out who distributed the Kangaroo condoms, with the container shown to hold condoms from Durex's rivals Ansell Ltd, an Australian company, and Pasante, a private British firm.
She said athletes and officials were allowed to bring products into the village for their personal use.
"We will look into this and ask that they are not handed out to other athletes because Durex are our supplier," said the spokeswoman."
My personal view? Young, fit, active people with something to celebrate? Why not?
OK Go and do a search for
"Vollmer 2250" - how did they get in?
I thought there was supposed to be a legacy?
There are several charities in that part of the world who could do a lot of good with those - and have ways to stop them ending up on Ebay!
Good choice. It's going to blow up in their face.
Problem with calling something 'modern' is progress. It more or less means that W9 will be 'post-modern', and no-one would want a post-modernist computer.
Councillors are an elected fig leaf with no control over the officers, who are mandated by central government to do things regardless of what the chamber says. I know of councils where councillors may not even talk to the staff unless the chief exec is present. They certainly can't instruct them.
"We take the security of our data very seriously" - but not that of anyone else.
Use the camera.
Have a massively complex multicoloured QR code on a bit of paper that you take a picture of. The phone then connects to the service and says "let me be that number.
Point two phones at it, they both become that number like an old-fashioned plan 1A domestic extension. Both ring together - even in separate countries - and the first one that picks up is online.
Point the same phone at several certificates, and it will accept calls for all those numbers, and ring out on any one.
Buy a prepay at the garage, get a top-up you point the camera at. Pay for top-up at a cash machine, and photograph the rapiidly changing screen,
It's a good job they are doing so well with all the other parts of the business.
oh, hang on...
What else does one expect. They are a telecom company.
Any company with such a large customer base will never see them as people, or have any interest in their individual complaints. They only respond to statistically observable movements, like large chunks of people dumping them.
>some bellend-brained analyst
That's probably all of them
hey, I'll plead guilty to the "cool and interesting", but I'll take the 'blindingly obvious' defence over the Antichrist thing.
I can't decide whether to buy a surface because it is cool and interesting and something new, or to shun it because it is made by the Antichrist.
Let's see, does Acer's opinion help me at all? No, because I would not value their opinion on whether their bum needed wiping, let alone anything remotely clever.
But from Microsoft's position the OEM is the customer. The rest of us are users.
It is not so many years ago that they released a version of office for MACs that did not have macros, largely because they could not port the code.
I never expected the RT version to be identical, and if anyone did they were living in cloud cuckoo land. I've got a fairly advanced flaptop here with a 4-way core processor and loads of stuff. MS office can bring it to a screaming, shuddering halt. And does. I can type faster than it can render glyphs on this beast.
What chance has it got running on an alarm clock?
IMO Ofcom are as useless a bunch of chairweights as you will find anywhere.
Kudos to El Reg for the 'mars attacks' picture on the maun page!
Windows Allegro sounds about right. It had a square steering wheel, everyone talked about it, and no-one willingly bought one.
but no-one is going to sue over the Mini Metro, because it would mean popping yer head out of the trenches and admitting you had some connection with the wretched misbegotten rustbucket.
Mine's the one with old car keys lost in the lining.
Why run it live at all: surely it could be tested with live input data and dummy sales?
Is it just me, or is there something ramshackle about a charity that can't restore its own web site?
That's my question.
Can you install Linux?
>The patent includes the proximity sensors needed to sense movement,
OK, fair enough I suppose
>and the processing power and temporary storage needed to
>generate and modify the virtual object on the screen.
But this? that makes no sense.
I can understand someone patenting - say - that idea for a walking insect-like tree felling machine. But "it needs a
400HP engine, so this patent covers having a big enough engine"?
And can the judge order them to ship the same version of code that everyone else gets? with all the latest whizzbangs?
Or ae we going to see a grandfather version that never advances, kept purposely behind to force customers to change hardware?
Umm. Aren't you a bit late telling us this?
One of my colleagues has just completed a 5 day journey to a camp in siberia - by the dodgiest of transport - only to be told to do no work because the scope of work is in dispute.
It's friday, it's Beer-o-clock, it's BOFH. Life could not be better if there were some unexpected giant sporting event due to start.
OK, I was assuming that retailers get the stock from somewhere.
If they stock crap, I won't buy it.
I am waiting for a laptop with screen resolution >>1080p, and decent speakers. I want an SSD, not a hard disk. And is it too much to ask that I can just slip a SIM card in and be on line?
Oh, and I want it without Windows too. Even if I am going to put W7 on it, it will doubtless come with a playschool version, and I don't want to pay Gates twice.
I can live with a 2011 CPU, but I can't live with 1990s screen resolution. 1366 x 768 is a joke.
Why did this bloke and Gartner only come out of the woodwork when it is too late for M$ to change course?
The reviewers and bloggers have been doing the spadework on this for months. Now it is a done deal, and the problems are as obvious as a shark in a garden pond, now these two go public. Is it just for an easy dose of told-you-so?
Back in the mainframe era we had Business Analysts, who were not the same thing as machine minders or coders.
Cutbacks and empire building by managers, especially the ones who became CTOs have tried to merge the 3 roles.
I don't believe it. Bloated Plutocrats normally have a new PC at least twice a year.
Or MS have tried and Unity know a dead duck when they see one.
I'm sorry, but I have listened to Test Match Special for years and never heard them mention hardware that wasn't made of Leather and willow.
I can't believe they even have a x900 option. I would have thought, for that sort of money we would be getting x1440 or at least x1280
I am sick and tired of waiting for a 2003 screen on a 2012 laptop.
No, but making the Lumia look really stupid!
Well, I can't say - we have rules on social networking. But the client is worldwide, and the hell desks are in Manilla and Rajshahi
The thing that makes it doubly difficult, and reinforces the world-class stonewalling, is the refusal to use email. I have to telephone the idiots or put a message on a web page (that I can only get to via the company network)
The only thing that the staff there want to do is close the ticket. I've never had them make any attempt to fix a problem.
We at $MEGACORP have to put up with ATOS for our desktop hell desk.
A bigger shower of incompetent inbred miscreants you could not hope to find on one phone number.
If you don't want people to look at stuff, don't put it on the interenet.
If you don't want people to link to it, there are plenty of dynamic ways of writing a web page.
If you want to criminalise your customers, you won't have any.
How about cutting out this typewriter crap and going for direct neural interfaces?
I believe the gramattically correct form is "tout de bloody suite"
Fantastic news - why can't all countries be this sensible?
Well done Oz!
And of your list, how many originated in the last 3 years?
I'd add Garrow's Law, BTW.
I thought the A team format was: improbable problem, client mysteriously ignores opportunity to go to police, catch phrase, team argues, catch phrase, lunatic expenditure of ammunition & explosives with no fatalities, team argue, more mindless wholly ineffectual violence, catch phrase, catch phrase, I wonder what the hell just happened.
October 26th is PENGUIN DAY!