2854 posts • joined 8 Oct 2006
No mention of Mr Nettlefold and his wonderful patent?
Pie, Sky, etc
"Not to mention buying the post office back into national ownership, and (perhaps) adding broadband to BT's Universal Service Agreement, so everyone in the newly formed country will be able to get broadband."
Is this before or after legislation banning midges, ordering all rain to occur in the hours of darkness, and giving free chips for life to everyone with a funny accent and ginger hair?
The next Saturday
The 'on denand' content for the news quiz was some dodgy music. I tweeted, they deleted the episode.
On the web interface the category "Drama - crime" was empty, despite having 20-odd entries on the IOS app. It all seems a bit ricketty still
Two pub remarks
Two overheard pub remarks about the USA:
"It's full of the dropouts, runaways, and rejects of every nation in Europe. You can't make thoroughbreds by mating donkeys"
"Everywhere below the mason-dixon line is a third-world country with gadgets"
"The police can't even handle real physical crimes with broken shed doors and fingerprints and stuff. There is no point passing laws like this, the woodentops won't understand them. It worked quite well (for us) when we offloaded card crime onto the banks to deal with, so let's sweep this stinking turd under someone else's carpet and not waste public money on prosecuting crimes no-one thinks are crimes"
Re: Nadella Won't Last 18 Months
I can'tbelieve that after all the soul-searcing, and a CEO hunt that was nightly headlines theyhave ended up with another clueless wall-street whore. Why the F buy nokia then throw half of it away? Ow does anyone know if they kept the right half?
It. Is all toodepressingly like HP - need a short-term cash boost? Sack 25%. Of the people who make a difference.
Never mind all that.
Is the chief of TalkTalk really called "Dildo Hardthing" or have i lost my specs?
"ut in ore infinitum" - to the edge of infinity
Re: Just look for the bottom line.
... and he will be feeding below it.
They had a massive re-organisation before appointing him. Can they /afford/ to do it again? what are the shareholders going to say?
I am considering molishing a new computer for home and am now definite I will wait for version 9.
Beer or wine?
I'm worried there will be no agreement over the pseudo-intoxicant to be invented for it.
How is it powered? A 20year battery? Or perhaps from ions in the blood?
Re: easy to spot if you have a small battery
Up to a point, Lord Copper.
If the split is done in the thickness then maybe not. They don't x-Ray from the side.
Re: the way to cause most disruption is a suicide bomber in the body scanner.
The Boys used to cause endless chaos in the 1970s with just a telephone call.
It's all a plot
Given that we can back our phones up to the cloud, maybe they want us to leave our phone at home and buy another one when we get there. Security as a sales tool!
3G? 3G? 3G?
what is this, 2002?
Re: only other idea you mentioned that makes the least bit of sense
I don't mind that. I'm asking for innovative ideas, not telling people what to do.
head/desk - why are we still stuck with the typewriter thing? Newton and palm got close to handwriting recognition, and we have had various types of voice input. Where are the brave ideas like the microwriter? I can still send morse code at 25wpm. perhaps we could have a phone with a morse key? What about direct neural input, or using the smartwatch to somehow pick up the sort of nerve impulses that are used for moving prosthetic limbs? What about a giant projected keyboard that is half whole words and cameras to detect eye movement, something like thegdget that Hawkin has, only - err - better?
There are thousands of engineers making me-too replicants of what the other bloke is selling, and not enough trying to make something genuinely new.
How they threw it all away?
Management, I reckon. The engineers were still making stuff, like the linux tablets and other wierdos.
I think that companies mimic people. They have a foolish childhood, a vigorous adelescence, a capable and stong midle age, and descend into senility and refusal to change.
Re: Tough to fit in a pocket.
Oh. I was sort of thinking it would be the same size as a passport.
Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring, ring ring
After 240 abortive attempts to get through on the phone:
MS: "I want to make an appointment to talk to someone about your software licencing"
NHS: "I'm sorry, there aren't any appointments free until September, unless it's an emergency"
MS: "it's very important to us."
NHS: "I'm sorry, there's no-one free. Have you got access to the internet? you could try NHS direct"
Re: What's the focal length?
You'd not want it in a sunny room - come home and find a scorched line across the carpet. And the cat not speaking to you.
Just F**k off, set makers.
Some years ago I paid good money for a TV with 1080p resolution. I have yet to watch anthing other than a 625 programme on it. I've looked at the list of things available in "full HD" and it is pathetic. Do I really want to see Bill Oddie in shagwatch again? There are movies - which mainly seem to be about improbable ways of killing people - and, err, ...
Do NOT keep inventing standards for which there are no worthwhile programmes.
Presumably the glass will now be half full?
Re: Perhaps it's time to change the security model
Why can't we have a touchable token as well as a pin? Have an RFID pen that we would have to have in pocket when we use the machine? Finger prints? Iris prints?
I envisage terminals accepting up to 8 forms of ID, and we could choose 4 of them, and if we wanted ask it to pay out on at least 2.
Re: All Macs have obsolescence built-in
Which seems to be the 21st century way. I can't get a sump for a 7 year old italian car, and there are no spare window motors for the 5 year old nissan next door to it.
At least with the iMac the OS it already has will remain working.
Re: Everyday performance
This is the cybercafe machine for airport lounges and posh hotels. I reckon Apple need to market these quite hard at that sort of slot.
Re: Bing maps or Here maps?
According to the Windows Weekly podcast, it's Here maps
Why are all multi-sim phones low spec?
Circle of time
Are they trying to re-invent Netscape?
Pinched, stolen? or just copied?
Permenantly deprived the owner, or just intruded into privacy?
Re: Watch the lawsuites fly...
>mapping your own personal cloud storage to a drive letter would be feckin' ace
Drive letters? how quaint. How 1970s.
Really? Is our PM incapable of using landlines? Don't the secret service all around him have TETRA handsets?
I have taboola blocked by ghostery, it seems to specialise in "how to get an ipad for $3.99" type scams
I want a robot mower that can deal with the clippings.
Anyone who tells you that a mulching mower produces no mess obviously does not have dogs, and anyone who tells you a toy cutter like that has can mulch is having you on.
These are going to be methane powered.
So Hang on
... the most complex one so far (almost by definition) and probably the most expensive, is going to be built by 100,000 agricultural labourers dragged out of the fields at the very last minute? Doesn't bode well for reliablility that.
Except that not one of our local corner shops wants anything to do with it. They reckon it is all work and no revenue.
Re: Airstrip One
It's not free. It costs two monkeys. At least one of which is wearing it.
Are we going to get a Playmobil reconstruction?
Re: Has anyone ever heard of the KISS principle
I think PARIS was the KISS project.
Indeed. I'd forgotten it was Friday, and this has cheered me up.
"when they land"?
Err - do they mean 'crash'?
Re: Hang it from the cross-member of your tent?
You have to be very carefull hooking things over ridge poles - in a single skin tent the pressure point can cause an annoying leak.
Most tents worth buying have a couple of fabric loops sewn into the roof for hanging lanterns from.
Where does the initial energy input come from?
I am quite impressed. It's good to see someone not following the herd, but actually thinking about what you can do with all the wizardry about.
I don't want one, of course, as it is a temple to consumerism by a tax-evading group of shits. But it is a clever temple to consumerism by a clever tax evading group of shits.
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