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Dusty pre-Facebook, pre-Twitter laws will do for social media crimes

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Re: What, not how

Yup and do we really want a whole load of money being spent on making up new laws for this? That would probably requires a small flotilla of lawyers, a gaggle of 'social media analysts' on consultancy fees, and a squadron of civil servants to co-ordinate them.

If the existing laws can cover the scenario I'd rather the money was spent on nurses / the police / filling potholes or generally anything more urgent.

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Microsoft bakes a bigger Pi to cook Windows slabs

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Re: Irrelevant

At the price the pi comes at, if it works it's a bargain, really.

The funny thing is that Microsoft and journos (not just the Reg, all the other usual suspects went for a similar bollocks headline dragging in the Pi) are piggy-backing on the success of the Pi to get publicity. Not bad really for a computer which started out as the pet project of half a dozen well-placed nerds and costs less than an evening in the pub.

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The END of the FONDLESLAB KINGS? Apple and Samsung have reason to FEAR

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@20legend

That's exactly what he said..

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UK.gov's Open Source switch WON'T get rid of Microsoft, y'know

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Revolutionaries

Odd the way basically everyone other than MS is being characterised as a 'Revolutionary' here. I guess it's just the usual Reg vision of the 'wild eyed, beard-wielding sandal-wearing freetards' who are apparently waiting to smash down the edifice of capitalism and usher in a new anarcho-communist state.

It's just common sense - publicly owned data should be stored in a public data format, otherwise you just handed the keys to the kingdom to a corporate body. The only shock here is that MS failed to grease the right palms so as to ensure that their agenda gets pushed through.

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Apple orders huge MOUNTAIN of 80 MILLION 'Air' iPhone 6s

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Re: As a Galaxy Note User...

The stylus will be Apple's next invention...

Apple don't copy, they "retroinnovate".

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Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo

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Guessing he probably didn't snag the Christmas number one that year round.

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Japanese artist cuffed for disseminating 3D ladyparts files

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Re: re. " ... digital vagina analogues ..."

Sounds like a "new media" remake of the "Vagina Monologues".

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Thought PCs were in the toilet? They're STILL eating Apple's lunch

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Trollface

That's because

Macs never really escaped from the desks of graphic designers or others chained to Adobe products, only the media wonks and Nathan Barleys of this world want to pay that much over the odds for what is now basically completely generic X86 PC hardware in a fancy box with a massive premium on the price.

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Apple rats on Google to FTC: You thought WE were in-app-ropriate?

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Re: Amazon is a bit of a jungle

You mean that "it's massive?". Very true.

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UK gov rushes through emergency law on data retention

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Re: squek squek

It's not that we are spineless, more just that we are massively cynical and have an 'oh not this shit again' attitude which results in a tendency towards political apathy. The fact that all three political parties are in on this gives you some idea why, we pretty much have one political party with three different colour schemes and a 'monster raving racist' party as the only alternative.

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Re: First person on the dangerous persons' list

Yeah, he does seem to be that rarest of oxymorons, the honest politician. Probably means he won't last long in the business, sadly.

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Oh SNAP! Old-school '80s Unix hack to smack OSX, iOS, Red Hat?

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Re: True bug location.

Quite.

Apparently though, if you take a unix trick which has been known about, documented and worked around for thirty years and throw it into a document with the words 'exploit', 'vulnerability' and the names of popular current unix-derived operating systems, you have 'news'.

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Re: directory write access?

Yes. Basically what they are suggesting is that

- if you have the ability to create files (e.g. some webserver that allows you to upload files and stupidly doesn't rename them using an internal, safe, naming scheme)

- and if the operating system happens to also have some scripted shell glue which runs wildcard commands on the contents of that target upload directory

- and if that shell glue didn't use the ./* convention named above which has been widely used since the 80s to avoid this kind of cockup

Then there might be a problem. But this is in no way a 'newly discovered exploit'.

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Re: which is why...

Indeed, this was well known about when I was first exposed to unix in the early 90s.

So basically some 2014 script kiddies just learned about a 80's era issue which has been worked around since forever, and now it's news?

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Facebook: Yes, we made you SAD on PURPOSE... for your own good

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The possibilities are huge

That's a nice citizenship you have there, it would be a shame if someone were to turn up the 'angry' dial on our Regional Mood Control Panel for the UK for a few weeks before the election...

So, about this 'tax on global megacorps' law you were about to pass...?

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REVEALED: Google's proposed indie music-killing contract terms

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Re: Hmmm....

It seems of late that they have decided that it's not "Evil" if you're not actually shooting bunnies or similar, and that just being ruthless and dirty like every other big corporate entity is "fine".

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Apple SOLDERS memory into new 'budget' iMac

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Re: @JDX

Ah, you mean the £1500+ imacs? Those are even worse value for money. Who the hell spends £1500 on a computer with an i5 and 8GB of ram? The mind boggles at the sort of PC you could build for the price (and yes, that's INCLUDING a 27" monitor using the identical panel apple used).

Obviously, if you throw enough money at something you would expect a nice monitor. The point still stands though: Apple just buy their panels from LG or Samsung like everyone else, and if you build a PC instead you can always buy the same panel in a monitor with a different sticker on without paying the fruit tax. So claiming that apple is value for money because they have super duper screens is a peculiar argument - when you get down to it they have the same screens as everyone else, and until apple start building their own panels (not going to happen) that will remain the case.

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Enjoy your ugly computer/girlfriend and rejoice - from your perspective saving money is all there is so congratulations, well done. You got what you paid for.

Well, with women as well as computers I find that in the long term it's wiser to look at what's under the surface.

So the same to you: enjoy your shallow, dedicated-follower-of-fashion existence, and the expensive trophy wife which from the sound of it you would consider ideal. For me, as for many engineering and science types, form comes second to function.

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@JDX

It's a 1920 x 1080 21.5 inch IPS screen, made with an LG panel. You can get a very similar screen made using the same panel (but with an LG sticker on it) for a desktop PC for £120. While perfectly decent, it really is nothing all that special, and I'd factored that cost into my estimate.

The one defence you could reasonably make for the pricetag is to compare it to other all in one systems, such as those made by Lenovo, in which case it only looks moderately overpriced instead of stupidly overpriced.

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It's a laptop part in a desktop chassis though, so unlikely to be thermally constrained that much, and will probably spend a good portion of it's time at the 2.7GHz turbo frequency.

It's not a desktop chassis, I believe - pretty sure these are all-in-one units with the hardware packed into the 'monitor' - so performance is going to be very much like a lappy I would imagine.

And I'm not saying it won't do the job of web browsing and basic office tasks very nicely. However you can easily build a PC for £400 - including a monitor and keyboard - with much better specs - admittedly in more boring and generic cases, but with the upside that you can tinker and upgrade it should you be so inclined.

And yes, probably they will sell. But let's face it, apple could slap a logo on an iTurd, charge £100, and it would probably still sell. That doesn't make it good value for money, however.

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From the specs? It's just PC hardware, and a 1.4GHz dual core Intel Core i5 is a 1.4GHz dual core Intel Core i5 whether it comes in a box with a fruit themed sticker on, or not.

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Supermodel Lily Cole: 'I got a little bit upset by that Register article'

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Never underestimate the ability of politicians - of any flavour - to make it worse, whatever 'it' happens to be.

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YouView loses YourView trademark fight, may have to pick new name

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Seems stupid

I suppose this means that British Telecom and British Petroleum should go war - BP vs BT, clearly us poor dim punters are going to get confused and start trying to make calls using petrol pumps.

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Alienware says it WILL ship a Steam Machine in 2014 – running Windows

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Re: Breaking News

Yup, Alienware are overpriced anyway, so I guess adding the 'windows tax' into the equation won't make a huge difference.. they'll still be expensive, but people will buy them anyway because they don't really know any better and they have pretty adverts and the dell brand behind them.

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Anonymous plans hacktivism against World Cup sponsors

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You're making the classic mistake in assuming that 'Anonymous' is some big sinister organisation with a hierarchy and a leadership, or a strategy and a set of goals. Hint: anyone can be part of 'Anonymous' just by claiming to be. That's sort of the point.

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GAME ON: Top 10 tellies for a World Cup kicking

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Re: WTF is this "article"?

Pretty standard stuff from the reg really, like all the reviews of the "latest macbook" they churn out whenever there's a new model, which always conveniently overlook the pricetag while banging on about how great it is.

I think anyone sane knows that this is not a place to come for detailed product reviews, let's just let them have their fun - my guess is that this might give them some leverage to try to get hold of some cool toys for the office 'for review purposes, you know!'.

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Londoners urged to cut landlines and take up wireless broadband

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Quite, would want to know about the latency, also. Everyone blathers about 'Up To MB/sec' speeds but if you care about anything beyond common-or-garden web browsing then low ping times are important too.

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Apple: We'll tailor Swift to be a fast new programming language

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The main thing wrong with C is that life's simply too short. Operating systems written in C - great. Fart apps? Overkill really. Just not the right tool for the job.

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How Bitcoin could become a super-sized Wayback Machine

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Well the network would obviously use a high level or redundancy, effectively your storage contribution would be one part of a very large virtual raid array, if you like. So you would have no duty of care.

As for earning coins, I guess it would have to be based on both time availability and storage, in which case coins would not be lost when you 'switched off' (or blew up) your storage - basically you would be paid for the contribution you make to the 'virtual drive', and you should be able to enter or leave as you wish - nothing else would be practical.

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I suspect that the protocol could check for that using checksums to verify that data was actually being stored fully and completely. In fact it would need to do this anyway really, so I doubt that it would be easy to adopt the 'cheap high capacity chinese pendrive from ebay' strategy you're suggesting.

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Glassholes beware: This guy's got your number

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Re: There's plenty of stories about “Glassholes”

Yeah that line stood out to me as well. So far as I can make out, most of those stories get the bulk of their bandwidth footprint from The Register anyway.

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SPB's mountaintop HQ menaced by WOLVES

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Re: Eh Hello?

LASER - Lupine Alert System - El Reg

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Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the WORST

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Re: FUD

Yup, for a technology related site El Reg does seem to spend a lot of time screaming "New Idea! Kill it! Kill it with fire!".

Obviously nobody at Google thinks these are going to be replacing human driven cars in the next few years, but that doesn't completely invalidate the point of the research. Even if it never results in actual computer driven cars running on normal roads I would imagine there's a hell of a lot which has been learned about things like robotics, image processing, software anticipation of complex environments, etc.

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100% driverless Wonka-wagon toy cars? Oh Google, you're having a laugh

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"Ho ho ho look at the silly computer"

Yes, I'm sure I would be concerned about software driving cars around.

On the other hand, consider the general public, and indeed an average member of that general public. I'm honestly not happy about that person driving a car around either.

One thing's for certain though: if all the cars were driven by computers, the number of fatalities would be lower. The thing which makes the roads most difficult to compute is the other drivers on the roads and their unpredictability.

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Microsoft's 'CEO of no' on Xbox: NO SALE

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Bing

Spinning off Bing would be a very short-sighted move. It's not going to dethrone google, but without the backing of Microsoft it would fail, and Microsoft need it to exist simply because handing the whole game to the chocolate factory would be suicidal. If they don't have an ecosystem of their own which can at least seem to challenge google, they are doomed, and search is a big part of that.

Where does the 30% search share figure for Bing come from by the way? That sounds more like a USA figure rather than a global / Western world number. I don't think I know anyone who uses Bing, to be honest. If I met someone who said they did they would probably get the same sort of reaction as if they had admitted to being Seventh Day Advent Hoppists - confusion and disbelief.

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Watch: Kids slam Apple as 'BORING, the whole thing is BORING'

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Re: The 70's?

Erm.. Thatcher was only elected half way through 1979. Although she can surely be blamed for many things, her misdeeds were perpetrated in the 80's, not the 70's.

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EBAY... You keep using that word 'ENCRYPTION' – it does not mean what you think it means

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Re: Ah, encryption and hashing

The fact that a software geek isn't also medically knowledgeable actually isn't as ironic as your misuse of the word 'irony'.

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Weakened Apple slab grab sees Q1 growth slump to RECORD LOW

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Re: Not News?

"so the headline is just flamebait for the Fruity Haters then?"

Welcome, you must be new around here :).

Although arguably being just 'first among equals' is a fall from grace from the days when they were 'the only game in town'.

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Oh aye, a mobe grumble-flick player? No – it's a 'droid ransomware nasty

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Re: 200+ Domains?

I think you're underestimating how easy it is to set up a free subdomain, or iterate through a list of subverted domains. My point is that they do get squashed, but that requires due process and legal action typically, whereas the black hats are smaller and much more nimble, with the net result that it's simple for them to add new domains faster than they can be squashed.

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Epson takes on Google Glass with wired 'augmented reality' glasses

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Re: Enterprise use of Augmented Reality.

I'm sure there must be irony and/or sarcasm in this post somewhere, I'm just not finding it.

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Hey, Samsung: Why so shy about your 960GB flash drive's endurance?

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Re: Beyond a joke.

@razorfishsl

I understood that you could still read data from SSDs once they hit their write endurance limit? That's why it's a WRITE endurance limit surely? You just can't change the data any more.

And regardless, enterprise usage of SSDs should be based upon the usual redundancy strategies so loss of a single drive != loss of data, same as for the usual chunks-of-spining-metal drives.

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Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft – A jolly little war for lunchtime

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Payment Methods

"On PC, payment is done via Paypal"

Card payments are also accepted through a card registered to the associated battle.net account. (Like all blizzard games, you need a battle.net account to play).

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Feast your PUNY eyes on highest resolution phone display EVER

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This will be a breakthrough

In lolcat delivery technology, the principal benefit resulting from all major technical developments such as this.

"Look at the detail on those whiskers!"

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What price justice? 73 CENTS in book price-gouging case

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Ironically, until very recently Amazon had the exact same policy with their 'price parity' rule on all products sold through the Amazon Merchant system - you could not list a product cheaper elsewhere (e.g. on your own store) if you were listing it on Amazon. But they were told (quite correctly) to stop that, in the EU at least.

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Amazon fuses LoveFilm, subs service, calls it Prime Instant Video

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Netflix is definitely supported on a far wider range of devices, especially when you take into consideration media streamers and the like.

I doubt that it is actually a case of Amazon wanting their product to have a more limited audience, the issue is likely that it's having to rewrite a lot of it having gone down a dead-end technology branch in the form of MS silvershite.

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Mathematicians spark debate with 13 GB proof for Erdős problem

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Re: wikipedia download too big?

Actually truly random binary data would not compress well at all.

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The revival of survival – the gaming genre that refuses to die

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Re: Dwarf Fortress

Relevent, a study of the pursuit of 'fun' in dwarf fortress, in comparison to 'normal' and merely 'hardcore' games:

http://dwarffortresswiki.org/images/4/40/FunComic.png

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HARD ONES: Three new PC games that are BLOODY DIFFICULT

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Re: The Saga of the Saga Sagas

As above, try Googling for the definition of the word 'saga'. It's being used absolutely correctly in the context of this game.

The Candy Crush people used it inappropriately, and then tried to sue the makers of the Banner Saga for using it in the title, despite the >1000 years of precedent in the form of the Scandinavian saga literature. Classy.

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Altcoins will DESTROY the IT industry and spawn an infosec NIGHTMARE

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Re: Valid Points

I know that in theory they should be fine, however the truth is that they are not really designed, as gaming GPUs, to run 24x7.

Given the choice between one which had seen normal use, and one which has had it's nuts clocked off and then been run with a custom water block at the absolute thermal limit for 2000 hours without a break, I'd choose the former, all else being equal. Perhaps that's just my suspicious nature.

Quite right about the warranties, but having to return stuff is hassle I prefer to avoid.

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Valid Points

I think though that to say that they (graphics cards purchased for mining) 'will not have a resale value' is an exaggeration.

It's almost certainly true however that the resale value of cards will be affected by the glut of cards which are purchased for mining and then dumped onto the second hand market when they quickly become obsoleted by a newer card. So it's true that people buying such cards would be wise to expect to be selling them for considerably less than the current going rate.

Which is potentially good news for gamers looking for second hand cards in a few month, although the question arises: do you want to buy a card which has been nuked at maximum load 24/7 for the last six months?

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