* Posts by Darren Brooke

13 posts • joined 31 May 2007

Texas realizes Amazon is in Texas

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Coat

mmmm...

...burning donley

mines the one that looks like a barbeque apron

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BOFH: PFY's mum pays a visit

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Alien

now i know i'm going mad...

...AMFM made sense

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

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Warner Bros to remake Clash of the Titans

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Alien

@amanfromMars

yay

there here....

hang on wheres his screen doofer thingummy

barstewards

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Honda shows off space-dwarf robot butler capability

Darren Brooke
Happy

loving...

...the picture tag

"take this shit away and get me a large gin"

reminds me of my childhood

;o)

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BOFH: Friday madness

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Linux

make that four...

...

is it hometime yet?

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Mystery Israeli satellite telly disruption blamed on UN

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Thumb Up

@amanfromMars

you my friend...

are something else!

i look forward to your posts almost as much as the bofh

just wish i understood them =)

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Apple lobs $100 credit at iPhone buyers

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couldn't give a toss...

yawn

next story please

wheres the bofh?

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So, what's the velocity of a sheep in a vacuum?

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re: welshmen & sheep

"since everyone knows that Welshmen do not in fact have intimate relations with sheep and any reference to the same is just a cheap attempt to drum up laughs."

oh yes we bloody do

twice a day & three times on sundays

i alwyas look forward to a bit of sheep dip

;o)

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Shark 2 dumbs down Trojan creation

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Re: Alan Donaly

aren't you supposed to wait till friday

before ranting like a loon and cheering me up

thanks for bringing it forward today

db

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AT&T censors Pearl Jam's anti-Bush sing-along

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re: what!?

alan, alan, alan

can i call you alan?

take one of those big pills you keep in the drawer

y'know the ones marked chill

and breathe deeply and try and calm down

i lurve fridays

now wheres the new BOFH?

db

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'You're a f**king moron'

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hahahaha

now this is more like it

a proper friday story

i hope he gets the bollocking he deserves

maybe he'll be seeing the dole office next tuesday?

;o)

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Whole Foods CEO went after rival as a message board troll

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re: re: awesome

goddamn i lurve fridays!

anyone else think that NotARegisterReporter is being ironic & a smartarse,

or perhaps just doing the ironing?

sad to see no paris hilton/iphone/ROTM angle, but i'm sure it'll turn up by the days end

;o)

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Sophos apologises for going legal on school techies

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RE Sophos AV(from the coward with no name)

Kiss my arse

when you have 2 IT staff supporting 700+ pc's, 80+ laptops, multiple servers, routers, switches etc

and somewhere in the region of 1500 users

with a budget less than you spend on colonic irrigation

or your ugly wife & children spend on booze and noseplugs

so they can stand to be around you

then feel free to comment further

IT Techies do a bloody hard job, with little appreciation from staff, parents, pupils or management

so we don't need anonymous posts saying we're wasting our employers time and resources

twat!

ps: written off the clock on own pc

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