A message form our former EU partners:
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
<I'll get me coat.>
117 posts • joined 4 Jun 2010
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
<I'll get me coat.>
What we need right now, is some good old 'statesmanship', from frankly, ANYBODY.
There will not be a second referendum, because the politicians cannot face another two months like that again (and neither can I). The real problem is that nobody had any sort of plan for the 'Leave' result. Not event the 'Brexiters'.
35 or so years of denigrating the EU by comedians, politicians, and business people has paid off. Tragically the areas where the leave vote was strongest are the ones which most benefitted from EU regional development grants. We all remember the foolish reports of EU regulations (straight bananas, standard cucumbers, quiet lawnmowers etc.) but who can name the good things done by the EU? (The Eden Project, working time directive, 20 days paid holiday a year for employees etc.)
Now a London centric British elite will have the freedom to ignore the rest of the country and invest everything in London. Supposedly national institutions are already almost exclusively in London. The Sainsbury wing of the National Gallery, the British Museum extenuation, the Tate Modern extension, all in London. The photographic archive of the Royal Photographic Society, which used to be in Bradford now moving to the V&A in London, as decided upon by the (exclusively London based) V&A trustees.
I expect that there is legislation in the EU and Germany about faking your exhaust emissions tests, but who at VW has actually been proved to have done the coding, and allowed it into the engine management system computers? That shows either an amazing lack of quality control on the software configuration and testing or management interference.
If anyone has proved anything about a named individual, please post a link.
In the days of the 'Wild West' (a term invented by one of the Bronte sisters), the local sheriffs were also tax collectors. And, probably, similarly uncontrolled.
It just goes to show the deplorable lack of competent computer science teaching in this country, when the examinations are seriously flawed.
@Esme > You should have sent in a proposal at 4x(your standard daily rate) to rewrite the examination questions.
The photo of the Gugnunc aircraft appears to show leading edge slots on the main wings. Is this the first aircraft to have such a feature, or were there others?
I thought the Computer Misuse Act made illegal any activity on a computer not authorised by the owner. The use of the 'close' box for assumed assent is clearly questionable, as is sending out an ultimatum requiring an owner to choose a data in the next 5 days. And yes, I do know that Windows OS is licenced, but I believe the Act refers to misuse of a Computer.
I expect the MS board reckon they can get away with it as they have a near monopoly on desktop and laptop processing OS.
Richard Dawkins has been succeeded in the Oxford chair for the Public Understanding of Science by the mathematician Marcus du Sautoy. Clearly there should be an associated chair to promote Politician's Understanding of Science.
On the other hand, maybe applications for grants to study, say, unbreakable backdoors in public encryption would be more successful. Time to sharpen those quill pens, methinks.
... it can be difficult to fix one bug without introducing 'minor' issues like making a device totally unusable.
At a customer site once, I discovered that saving a Word file that contained a DOS command* as ASCII text, with a '.BAT' extension meant the OS treated the file as an executable and did just that. Access to DOS commands was forbidden to normal users. The supplier's 'solution' was simple - stop the users saving files.
It did sort of work, but the users, and the customer did not fully appreciate the Dilbertesque elegance of the solution.
(* If you don't know what a DOS command is, you haven't lived. OK seriously, create a Word file with jus the single line of text
dir | files.txt
Save it as text file but with a file extension of .bat
Double click on the '.bat' file and then open the file named "files.txt".
Now, try it again with the line
But ++only++ if you have permission.)
I voted for the Scot, William S Bruce, whose privately funded scientific research expedition was highly successful and came back with no fatalities and under budget.
So, no chance that a government / publically funded research ship would be called after him then.
Still, best wishes to the scientists and crew.
What are they calling the helicopter?
I shall attempt to affix a sign declaring:
"Warning: Contains Nuts"
I was going to write some insightful comments about what can be done, but frankly it is Friday afternoon, and I am just stumped by the idiocy described in the article.
I read a few months ago that a person had managed to get her passport photograph to include wearing a colander as it was a religious item, and she was a Pastafarian. And this too in the good old, rational (yet God-fearing) U.S. of A.
I'm off to the shrine of Apollo to sacrifice a goat in the hope of some enlightement.
The USA does not acknowledge the concept of "Human Rights", and has not, as far as I am aware, signed up to the UN declaration of Human Rights. They allow for citizens' rights, but only for citizens of the USA. Everyone else is at the hazard of uncle Sam's whim.
If a company can obtain financial benefit form use of people's personal information acquired by their government, then why not? After all Dick Cheney was head of Haliburton, became USA Vice President under George W Bush, who gave the contracts for 'rebuilding' Iraq after the fall of Saddam Hussein to ... yup, you guessed it, Haliburton. And no-one at all in the USA seems to have complained about this.
The USA also does not accept the jurisdiction of the International Criminal Court, because they are worried that their citizens would be prosecuted in it. In effect they are behaving like every major power in history. If it cannot be forced upon them they are not going to play by anyone else's rules.
On a bus to the airport a few weeks ago (yes, I do go on holiday once in a while) I heard a builder complaining that he had applied for some jobs form a company and not heard back. When he enquired, he got the impression that the jobs were fictitious, and the company was merely creating a list of suppliers of building services which they could then approach when a real job appeared, presumably for a commission.
Just because the DPA applies in the UK does not mean it is being observed here.
"And Cisco reckons plenty of security bods will be in another job in five years"
Not this one, no siree! I shall be retired in five years if I have anything to do with it (the Equitable Life pension fund disaster notwithdstanding).
As for 'selling' the idea of security, I've found the following to be reasonably effective:
Your staff are paid to perform work for your organisation. Appropriate security protects their work from being lost to your organisation, corrupted or stolen by competitors. And if your staff's work is not worth protecting, why are they being paid to do it?
And no, security should not be invisible or 'transparent'. We may live in 'the global village' but we still lock our doors when we go out, or go to bed. We want police officers on the beat to provide visible security.
For IT security it is really worth knowing which malware your firewalls are trapping - if you don't check then maybe they aren't actually trapping anything.
The real problem with senior management on security is their policy of "fix on fail". They will only fix something that is wrong if it has failed, either for them or for someone else. Try getting a new preventive measure through that costs money before any actual exploit has happened (and no, I don't mean patches for newly discovered vulnerabilities in software, there have been lots of reports of zero Day attacks for management to hear about to motivate them).
Most domestic burglar alarms are sold to people after the break-in.
And with the Cloud, and virtualised security features: we've got two firewalls and a DMZ with the MTA and web hosts in it. OK so it is all running on one box with one comms cable and VPNs providing separation, but virtualisation is so much cheaper and more easily scalable, so that's alright then, security saving money, innit?
<and B R E A T H E >
In my very brief career as a reviewer for mathematical Reviews, I got a paper to review and international postal coupons to send my words of wisdom to the journal. My own first research papers were accepted for publication after free peer review (I assume the reviewers did the work for free as I did not have to pay). I got free copies to send out (still got some left, actually, if you are interested)
Nowadays looking at 'prestige' academic journals, the author has to pay just for a 'peer review', then, if accepted a page charge or publishing fee, and an extra fee (in one case £1000) for making the thing freely available on the Internet to the general public, irrespective of length. (Electronics Letters is an exception, although as they no longer publish in information security, not helpful for me personally.)
The problem with starting a new, prestige, journal is getting it established, and as academic status is often based on first publication, you want to get your paper into the highest prestige journal you can find so that all the right people will read it, and your department will get the 'points for publication in the right places. That helps with the research grant applications later on.
As anyone who has tried to persuade management in a large organisation to do anything sensible knows, publishing your ideas is nothing, getting people to read and understand what you have said is everything. Would you rather publish in The Journal of Symbolic Logic (established, prestigious etc.), or 'Peter's New Logic Journal' (which may last almost as long as an entire issue and then vanish forever)?
"The Lady of the Manor must quit now. We know she is pally with David Cameroon "
Well the Tories do complain that the House of Lords does not represent the way The People voted in the general election, so maybe she'll get a peerage, I'm sure someone thinks she deserves one.
Several decades ago, while looking our of my open bedroom window, I was almost struck by a meteorite, a very small one (about the size of a pea). I expect that many people have been hit by a meteorite and not realised or even noticed it.
It does however seem strange that a meteorite of the size mentioned in the article could have caused a fatality in this way.
As for Karma, we do not know the location of the deceased's spirit, maybe he has achieved Nirvana, and the meteorite death was a quick way for the Gods to show their satisfaction and joy, leaving the rest of us here to suffer a little longer.
the extreme loyalty to their crew and passengers of the officers of the Medusa*.
(*Look it up)
The more people who put their personal data archives onto the one medium, using the same or similar protocols, the more motivation there will be in 900 year's time to have a working reader.
Having said that, I'm not really sure that anything much I have is actually worth preserving for 1000 years in a digital format. Although three is a chap (who was on the BBC Radio 4's 'Saturday Live') who is collecting an archive of 'ordinary people's' diaries (definitely NOT politicians) for future generations of social historians. (A shame my aunt's 'wicked stepmother' burnt her wartime teenage diaries, really.)
I wonder how they steer? I am guessing that the twin propellers may be used for left-right control, but what else?
.. the financial services.
Of course the regulators were warned about Bernie Madoff several times before his Ponzie scheme failed, and our very own LIBOR fixers got away with it for ages.
Why is it that only people who let off bombs and carry guns and knives should be caught and not the rich financial whizz-kids in the City of London?
(I think I may have just answered my own question there.)
Although the published first priority of government is the protection of 'the people', every government's real priority is to remain in power for as long as possible. (c.f. Robert Mugabe, Vladimir Putin, Tony Blair etc.)
The bad publicity attending any terrorist killing in the UK, is what they are trying to avoid, and to be seen to taking every possible measure to prevent terrorist activity (short of actually having a humane and equitable foreign policy, of course). Hence the bulk collection of data, so that the PM, Home Secretary, Foreign Secretary, Met Police Chief Commissioner of the day can honestly say:
"We did everything we could to prevent the recent outrage, but, unfortunately, although in retrospect we had the data indicating that these people were a risk, the system was too short-staffed / overwhelmed to catch this one, but hey, we did stop 27.759 other atrocities which you never heard of because the trials were held in secret and we can't talk about them."
Politicians can only publically accept zero fatality rates for terrorist incidents on their home territory, so they want to be seen to be doing everything possible (even if with a little thought it is counter-productive), because DC will not stand up at the Tory Party conference and say :
"We must balance public safety with public privacy. I am happy to accept that on average 3.5 people will be killed in terrorist incidents in the UK in the next 5 years because the benefit to society of the government not keeping bulk data on everyone's use of the Internet means that criminals will have greater difficulty in accessing that data thereby resulting in a lower crime rate and actually probably saving 35 lives over the same period."*
(*I have no idea of the relevant statistics, I made up the numbers as a 10 to 1 ratio for impact. Hive mind of el Reg, please advise on the true values.)
Jack of Shadows wrote: "So, EU. How do we get to a realistic set of guidelines that all the intelligence services might adhere to?"
Sorry, don't understand. You think intelligence services adhere to rules anywhere? That is like asking the NRA to agree on sensible on gun control legislation.
The fact is that it is the politicians and judiciary who will have to enforce compliance with the law on the USA's intelligence agencies, and here in Europe the relevant government and judiciary, and possibly the European Court.
But don't worry, once we've signed up to TTIP, the secret tribunals will all rule in favour of large American corporations' 'right' to send our data to locations in the USA and sell it to whoever wants it. Allowing the intelligence communities to take whatever they want, because the TTIP and similar trade deals are outside of national legislation so not subject to inconvenient things like the UK's or EU's Data Protection legislation.
We are all slaves to the 'Masters of the Unverse'.
The ESA landed Philae on a comet. Whoever owns the (universal) patents for a viable asteroid landing system will be in the money.
As for what mineral might be sufficiently valuable to be worth mining, palladium would be my guess. Platinum is quite cheap in comparison, on a par with gold. Definitely not diamonds: de Beers keeps the price of 'natural' diamonds artificially high, and artificial diamonds can be bought for as little as £5.
Possibly the only thing that would actually be worth bringing back to Earth would be a microbe or catalyst which took in atmospheric CO2 and exhaled ethanol or long chain hydrocarbons
@ Chris G
I thought is was Mr Amherst (after whom Amherst College is named), a Brit (probably English too lazy to look him up), who suggested or used smallpox infested blankets to kill off those inconveniently stubborn aboriginal Americans. Hence the reason there has been a bit of a 'to do recently' about his image at Amherst College, I believe.
Suppose, for the sake of argument, that life is discovered on one of the Galilean moons. Who then owns the resources of that moon?
The requirement not to contaminate outer space, is all very well, but does that include not killing extra-terrestrial life? Would that life have 'ownership' of the entire moon, or just the part it lives on/in? And what if the resources which sustain that extra-terrestrial life are exactly what the corporation wants to mine?
On a more mischievous note, does the new legislation apply to Guantanamo Bay? It is, after all outside the scope of the Constitution of the USA.
.. surely the Ravenking* has returned and will sort it all out?
(*Jonathan Strange and Mr Norell 'summoned' him moths ago, as I recall)
or am I getting my series's mixed up, like my metaphors?
(Nice to read (presumably) adults commenting on children's TV so seriously.)
As far as I know, JG has not actually left BT yet, it was merely announced yesterday that he is to leave BT to take over at Nationwide Building Society in the first half of next year.
I read the proposal as not banning other, non USA, organisations form mining the same celestial resources as USA corporations. Two or more could mine the same NEO in the brief window of opportunity that it lies within a reasonable distance from Earth.
The unanswered question is how governments on earth will resolve conflicts in space.
(I'm sure there's a relevant 'Red Dwarf' sketch, but I just can't think of it at the moment.)
... includes advising Enron on corporate finances.
My personal experience of some things McKinsey did for my company was a questionnaire which was poorly worded, and which I could not guarantee would give the same results twice, took over an hour to complete (in Q1 2014) and we've still not had the 'results'.
They seem all to have firsts in PPE from Oxbridge, never have had a job they actually needed or where they had to clear up their own mess and suffer the actual consequences of their own mistakes and have no knowledge of the pain their 'recommendations' inflict on the people doing the actual work of the organisations they advise.
Any current or former McKinsey staffers reading this, please, please correct me (if I'm wrong).
Bronek Kozicki > "2) spend money by hiring security specialist with veto rights on design and architecture of anything facing 3rd party"
That's a good 'un. You should be on 'Live at the Apollo'. Honestly, security experts with authority to stop something? Are you mad? That will never be accepted by the board, it might cost them money off of their hard-earned, well-deserved bonuses. You'll be telling them to treat their customers with dignity and respect next.
Two scams (neither of which I availed myself of):
1 The (overseas) seller of new goods sends the item and the original packaging separately. The item is sent as 'returned' or 'repaired' goods, so avoids v.a.t.
2 The (overseas) seller sends an invoice or receipt for substantially less that the amount paid thereby reducing the amount of v.a.t due on importing into the UK.
As I have done some work for HMRC, I let them know the details, but they were not interested as the amounts were too small.
One was a US company, the other from Hong Kong. Typically used for small high value items like prestige cameras, lenses, and binoculars.
(I'm guessing that were the items defective, getting a full refund would be very difficult - "Sue me then, do you want to admit in a Court of Law that you conspired to defraud HMRC?")
Whist we have a professor for the public understanding of science already, surely it is time for a chair for Political understanding of science (and possibly, being controversial here, religious understanding of science too).
Our noble and ignoble leaders seem to have very little grasp of basic science and rational thought quite often.
(Don't mind me I'll just talk amongst myself.)
Slow download speeds? ever used Kermit?
(I'll get me coat.)
Would it be possible to use the alcohol and other hydrocarbons as a viable rocket fuel (with liquid Oxygen, of course)?
(And as for the Doctor getting a bit tipsy on comet alcohol, I would refer the Hon. Gentleman to the HHGTTG:
Ford Prefect: "Drunk in charge of a time machine is a pretty serious offence. They tend to lock you away in some planet's stone age and tell you to evolve into a more responsible life form.")
I noticed this suspicious e-mail in my junk folder (who the heck in the police is sending me an invoice???). So passed it onto our IT security team. Within about 15 minutes an alert had been sent out to every internal recipient warning us not to open it, and later another one with more details and saying our A-V has been upgraded to clean it out.
I even got a thank-you note :o)
... working in a secure environment? Like, umm, maybe a dedicated building with workspace facilities including a desk, chair, and maybe one of theose strange wire conneciton things for power and the interpleb?
It needs a name so I'll call it "an Office".
On second thoughts it will never fly. Why would anyone want to spend time in a comfortable, air-conditioned environment with their colleagues when they could be sitting in a railway station waiting room balancing a scalding hot coffe on one knee, a mobile on their shoulder and a laptop on the other knee?
"Trouble arises when either science or religion claims universal jurisdiction, when either religious dogma or scientific dogma claims to be infallible. Religious creationists and scientific materialists are equally dogmatic and insensitive."
Problems often arise when one groups (scientists or religionists) mis-represent the others' beliefs and stataments. I have often heard on the BBC Radio 4 religious 'Thought for the Day' slot, religious people mis-representing scientists as 'claiming they know how the universe works'.
Dyson wrote a sort of autobiography a while ago called "Disturbing the Universe", as I recall there is an amusing anecdote about a road trip with Richard Feynmann and a speeding ticket.
As for the solar sail balancing on a laser beam, what happens if funding for the laser beam is used up, and it gets, turned off?
Maybe it is a cunning plan to remotely hijack ISIS vehicles and make them crash into each other? (I'm sure there was an article on that sort of thing around here somewhere recently.)
But more seriously, ISIS is making lots of money selling antiquities looted from ancient sites before they ceremoniously destroy them. Maybe the people buying the statues, capitals etc. pay in Toyota Land Cruisers as well as dollar bills. If one could be captured, the trail of ownership could possibly be determined from various identification numbers, which miught be very interesting.
@Flywheel There is no point in putting your phone into a Faraday cage while you are asleep. If they want to send you a hacking text, the network will merely wait until your phone connects to the network when you turn it on in the moring, (Unless you talk secrets in your sleep, of course.)
If you want a pysical off switch, how about taking the SIM out? Rather unwieldy, I accept, but should inhibit communications somewhat, even for a '6S. (Not sure about Wifi or bluetooth mind - techies on this site please advise / correct me).
The fact is that each countries' security services are not answerable to any other countries' laws. The real issue here is political and public (supposedly democratic) oversight of their activities, who they are actually protecting (often the established powers and wealthy of the nation) and who they should be protecting. Anyone considering this should think long and hard about what should have been done about the horrendous child abuse at the Kincorra Boys Home, wich was known the Secureity Service, but was allowed to continue for intelligence gathering. There is a major ethical issue here.
As technology allows people, whether terrorists, extremeists or law enforcement officers to do new things, we need to work ou how to act ethically, even when those capabilities are kept secret. Oversight by politicians may not be the best was to moderate activities. I cannot believe that Theresa May has read and properly understood all of the over 1000 intercepot warrants she approved. I wonder how many she rejected - that is the number that really matters and would show she is doing her job .
OK, apologies, rant over.
ask Mr Richard Branson for his personal help on this? You would have to stick a Virgin logo on it, probably.
Or maybe look for a friendly explosives factory in Europe which can import the rocket fuel. (Aldermaston is just down the road from me in Reading, I could nip along and ask the gate guard if you like?)
Would this be the same USA which hacked into EU computers to obtain intelligence about EU - US negotiation strategies all those years ago?
I suspect their idea is the same as the Daleks. They do not use indiscriminate surveillance, they just do eveyone who isn't a USAn / Dalek. (Though lets face it I be the Russians do much the same, or would like to.)
In the Words of the new Minister for Magic - 'You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.'
<You don't think I might be just a teensy weensy bit paranoid, do you?>
AC said "Welchman's later problems were of his own making. In his search for recognition he started writing and even publishing information without any consultation with those in charge of keeping those secrets."
To some extent I agree, however, the relevant people in GCHQ / NSA, knew exactly where Welchman was, and could easily have sent him a letter explaining that the publication of some parts of the exploits at Bletchley Park had been sanctioned by HMG and that this did not mean everyone else could just write down and publish whatever they liked without approval. If Welchman missed the human side of things then so did the GCHQ / NSA higher ups who authorised the first book about code-breaking and completely failed to consider how their former staff would react.
As far as I know, the primate in question has no understanding of photography or what a 'photograph' is, was unaware that its image would be captured by the camera, did not knowingly select the lens, exposure, white balance, composition, resolution of the image, etc. and took no part in any post capture processing of the image.
All of the above indicate that ownership of the copyright rests with Mr Slater who chose almost everything involved.
PETA's lawsuit should be thrown out as being wholly without merit and a waste of the court's time.
I refer to yoru august article:
It could not possibly be the case that thoise helpful, friendly people at the FAA are just wating for someone else to beat us limeys to it, could it?
No, surely not.
On the other hand, maybe a quick phone call to Mr E Musk would do the trick ...
Well done to The Science Club of Ipwich's Kesgrave High School, (but I have to note that the absence of a pilot / Playmonaut in the paper plane was a slight disappointment. That may mean that you still hold the crown for highest release of a paper aeroplane insto space with a plastic figure and successful recovery after all.)
"The rules forcing companies to keep Russians’ personal data on Russian soil becomes law on 1 September."
A certain Mr Vladimir Putin has been quite vociferous in claiming he may have to defend russian speakers and russians living abroad if hey feel threatened, as in Crimea or eastern Ukraine. But if a russian lives 'abroad', won't his or her data also be held 'abroad'? Does this apply even when the russian in question has sent personal data overseas, such as, for instance booking a holiday, or a flight, or buying something over the 'Internet from a foreign place'.
I am confused, unles, of course this is just a way for Putin to have an excuse to attack anyone he doesn't like whenever he wants to.