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Leaked pics show EMBIGGENED iPhone 6 screen

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Don't

Don't believe the hype.

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Cheat Win XP DEATH: Little-known tool to save you from the XPocalypse

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WAAAAAIT a minute....stop.

So people are loading up and running windows 7-8 just so they can run xp virtually? Is that what's going on here?

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Meet the man building an AI that mimics our neocortex – and could kill off neural networks

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Maybe he is making...

The antithesis to googles AI. which will become terminator and which will become our savior? we need to figure this out quickly.

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WOW! Google invents the DIGITAL WATCH: What a time to be alive

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Aaaaaand...

Nobody cares. Nobody wears a watch unless it's fancy jewelry.

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Feds charge three in brain-ache $15m Pentagon payroll pillage plot

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Ukrainian?

Or Putin's men working through Viktor Yanukovych?

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Fanbois SQUEAL as DNS snafu knocks out iTunes website

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I'm more upset

That Safari will not currently play sound cloud pages... But what ever

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Dammit internet... you promised naked videos of my Facebook friends

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O. M. G.

People are idiots!

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Apple's Windows XP moment: OS X Snow Leopard left to DIE

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I really don't like

The new apple. I have been using apple since 98...that's 98. I have been through all iterations of apple since Jobs was reinstated. The new iTunes is a PITA! I still haven't figured it out. I hate being spied on all the time, and they are obviously working the end user for the extra coin. They could standardize their power adapters...but don't. They are constantly forcing you to upgrade and change with little to no legacy support. It's all about forcing you to buy in. The only thing stopping me from going windows is that windows is WORSE. i can't get crap done on a windows machine. I spend all my time trying to "fix it" to work. Some one with some brains AND common sense really needs to save humanity with a NEW OS! You would make a mint and take over the world.

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China confirms Jade Rabbit lunar rover has conked out

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China spreds trash all the way to Moon.

Fixed for you.

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Google, Foxconn team to build ROBOT ARMY

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"daddy"

This is the conversation I just had over coffee this morning:

Daddy, will my robot put me to bed at night?

Probably,

Why don't we just not invite them in?

We will have no choice, there are too many willing fools in the world, like computers and smartphones they will be in every part of your life. Get used to them.

Will it do my homework?

Learn where the off button is honey, daddy will teach you where the off button is.

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Apple's nonexistent iWatch to bag $17.5 BEEELION in first year alone – analyst

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Re: uuuhhhhh...

Jobs would have turned Google into his whipping bitch by now.

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Re: uuuhhhhh...

I don't understand it. A whole generation has been raised without watches at this point. Nobody wears watches but gangsters. A search engine is doable and fits nicely into their company identity. They have the storage and technology, all they need to do is devote themselves to a top of the line algorithm. We need an alternative to Google obviously. A watch just makes no sense.

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uuuhhhhh...

Ridiculous. Apple needs to be working on a search engine to take down Google. Nobody is interested in a watch...from anyone.

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Is Google building SKYNET? Ad kingpin buys AI firm DeepMind

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This is so Fracking Scary.

Teach your children now. Start spreading the news with #Prep. I have. These people are not going to be able to handle this technology. They are too arrogant, eager, and young. This is the incarnation of evil and it's about to get very, very bad for the human animal. There is only one possible outcome. After the fall of man we will join with machine and try to fight them from the inside. #Prep.

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Bill Gates to pull a Steve Jobs and SAVE MICROSOFT – report

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Ain't gonna work

The guy is too attached to his perceived company, which ain't his company any more. He doesn't have any clue of the inner workings and office politics currently going on. How would you like the former owner of a company you work for breathing down your neck and carrying on about how it used to be done?

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Google Glass driver told she CAN wear techno-specs while on the road

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and now

Google owns the LAW. Do all evil, all the time.

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Google gobbles Wi-Fi thermostat maker Nest for $3.2 BEEELLION IN CASH

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Now they own your home as well. Prep for the robot wars.

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Re: And you couldn't save energy before the Google purchase...

Well, lets examine this. They have build super secret storage facilities that are more secure than area 51. Their data has become uncontrollable and showing "sign of life". They own the most advance war machine company on Earth, and they have been given the U.S. health care system to boot. ...Now they control your house. Google is obviously run by the Alien robot overlords preparing for world invasion. Prepare yourselves now.

Do all evil all the time.

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'Leaked' iPhone 6 pics will make cool fanbois WEEP - it's a PHABLET

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Yeah Right

Believe it when I see it suckers.

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Campaign to kick NSA man from crypto standards group fails

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Not that it really matters

It's already too late. The best thing you can do at this point is teach your children how to live in a world where you are being constantly spied upon, even in your own home. Thank you again technology, for changing our world. By the way, I just hot linked this story and it was taken down for a few minutes...then reappeared.

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iOS motion control iRing here at last ... but it's NOT made by Apple

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Just so you know

IK makes some of the best keyboards I've ever played... and I've played a lot.

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Google Glass pics will BAFFLE admirers: Nudge nudge, WINK WINK

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DO ALL EVIL ALL THE TIME.

You've been had... Google already has your essence downloaded into it's secret data warehouses. It is building a replicant of you as we speak. Technology bought from Boston Dynamics. You are no longer necessary humans. What are you going to do? Turn google off? Right....

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Schiller: 'Almost everyone' at Apple works on iPhones - not Macs or anything

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Nothing to see here.

"Bet the farm" products were all apple used to do then. Every product was an all or nothing product. As much of a perverse ttyrant Jobs was, the world misses him right now. The whole tech industry is simply riding on his coat tails at the moment.

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Forget invisible kittens, now TANKS draped in INVISIBILITY CLOAK

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This works both ways

Imagine a computer bathed in electromagnetic fields. I would fry the electronics. Renders the object "cloaked" useless.

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Fury as OS X Mavericks users FORCED to sync contact books with iCloud

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I keep telling you guys

Privacy died in 1995. You are way, way, waaaayyyyy late on this. I have totally given up hope half a decade ago. What will change? Absolutely nothing. Welcome to the future. A place where you are but a member of the borg collective and robots raise your children.... it's too late. We will soon merge our conscience into a machine and travel into the stars. It's "a brave new wold" until then. Thanks technology.

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IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! Google's secretive Omega tech just like LIVING thing

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aaaaannnnndddddd

It's been given the U.S. health care system. Now it knows how to kill us.

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Is it TRUE what they say about the 'Moto G'? We FIND OUT on the 13th

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Simple is ...

The plan is to make a cheapo iPhone knockoff. Of course it isn't, and in case you didn't notice, the iphoneC didn't do so well.

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iPAD AIR WORLD DEBUT: Our Australian team gets an early fondle

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Re: Should I upgrade from an iPad 1?

I'm using an iPad 1 as well. It is getting pretty slow with all the OS upgrades. Even the internet is getting frustratingly slow on it. I use a bunch of the more high end apps, and some of them won't even work on the older iPad now… so it's being donated to the 6 yr. old. She is ecstatic. I got my use out of it. Time for an upgrade.

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Ill be

buying one.

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Apple under CEO Angela Ahrendts? Hmm ... (beard stroke)

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They are naked friends

IMHO.

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Alien planet is just like EARTH - except for ONE tiny detail

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sounds familiar

isn't our own world supposed to be destroyed by our own sun in around 3 billion?

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Snowden: NSA whacks US in the WALLET, slurps millions of contacts books

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Aaaaaannnnnnnddddd.....

Nothing changes. In fact you've made them stronger. They no longer have sorry about what would happen if the people found out. They can conduct their business freely in the open now. It's now an accepted part of our society. Notice how mainstream media simply does not report your little leaks anymore?

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Apple's iWatch to appear in 2014, will RULE your home – new claim

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Doing things right

They are waiting for the new flexible screens to be perfected and made cheaper. They are also figuring out how such an item might be most useful. If they are going to make such a product they will do it right. They won't just throw an unnecessary clunky peace of jewelry out there that is uncomfortable to wear and has no useful function what so ever. If they can not do it better, if they can not make it useful, they will not do it.

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MI5 boss: Snowden leaks of GCHQ methods HELPED TERRORISTS

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Re: The State is going to its fallback position

I'm not going to read that. This is the comments section of an Internet site. Not a literary class.

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Yep

Absolutely zip, zero, nada, goose egg came from these leaks. If you didn't know this was going on before the leaks you where/are stupid. Nothing changed.

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Dear Apple: Want to stay in business? Make an iPhone people can afford

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Ridiculous

This is the stupidest thing I have heard in a long time. I have been using apple since '97. Let me repeat... 1997. The reason apple makes gops of cash and is taking over the world is because once you are in the apple universe you have to upgrade every 3 yrs to keep it running. You have no choice, if you do not continue to upgrade your hardware and software every few years you will find your hardware getting so slow it's unusable and your software will no longer be compatible with anything. This is how they keep the income coming in. Secondly... they ARE getting cheaper.

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Android adware that MUST NOT BE NAMED threatens MILLIONS

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The hand that feeds

Google analytics ... IMO.

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New Terminator-style 'bots can self-assemble, leap, climb and SWARM

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more than meets the eye...

robots in disguise! ...

I is I, Megatron, that have given this knowledge unto these puny earth monkeys of flesh. My invading army is even now hurdling towards their mineral rich world where we will establish a new and deadlier decepticon army. Machines that will destroy the autobots and conquer the universe!!!....

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NSA using Firefox flaw to snoop on Tor users

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by the way.

You guys do realize that the U.K. gov. is the worlds worst offender when it comes to spying on it's own right?

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Re: Thanks for the read

Did you change the world yet? If you wanted to live in an idealist world you should have started 25 yrs. ago.

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Re: Thanks for the read

Yeah right. What do you think you are going to do about it? Best devote your energies into something you DO have control over still.

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Thanks for the read

Normally I abhor Snowden leaks, but I found this an interesting read and easily digestible. It's too late to fight this kind of thing. It's the new reality brought upon us by technology. I'm not a player or a user in this case, but the outcome of these new cyber wars will define my average existence none the less.

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All rivers flow into the sea: Apple holds TEN PER CENT of corporate America's dosh

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Re: Green apples

Entire... iPad 1 not fast enough o catch it.

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Green apples

So apple is worth as much as the INTIRE pharmaceutical industry? How about bringing it home to the good ole' USA now.

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Microsoft Surface 2 fondleslabs finally get off ground with airline order

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Re: Classic

My next thought was... now they just have to make the software something the industry WANTS to use.

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Classic

This is a classic microsoft move and it's genius. Find isolated pockets of specialized industry and business and target it with specially built software. This is exactly how they wormed their way into the PC industry and it's brilliant. They will sneak their way back in the back door with moves like this.

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Watch BLUBBERING BILLION-DOLLAR BALLMER: Microsoft goodbye love-gush leaks

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hahahahaha

AAAAAhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahaa......

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Apple: Now that you've updated to iOS 7... YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK

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Whatevahs

If you are new to this, or didn't expect it... welcome to the wonderfully enclosed world of apple. Where you will need to keep shelling out every three years for a new product that won't make you pull your hair out just trying to do the most basic and mundane functions. It's the price you pay for a product that actually works... until someone is smart enough to bust a new OS on the scene that is worth the effort.... hint, hint... it's time smart people. The market is RIPE for a new OS.

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There's ONE country that really likes the iPhone 5c as well as the 5s

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I'm a man on the US. I think the 5c is the future. Cheaper and more easily produced. It gives you some choice to make it personalized and is easily updated in the future to be even more personalized. Cheaper, faster, and more advanced materials is the future of iPhone.

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Massively leaked iFail 5S POUNDS pundits, EXCITES chavs

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NIce way

to get your name on the internet. FAIL.

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