* Posts by Nanners

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Apple snaps in crap wriststrap's tat mishap flap: Watch IS affected by TATTOOS

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Apple fan here

it's a flop. Told you from the start. It became obvious when apple started hiring ex m$ coders.

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The Apple Watch: THROBBING STRAP-ON with a knurled knob

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Apple user says

fail. I'm trying to keep my phone resources to a minimum and there is no reason for me to buy in. I predict this to be cooks first of more than one flops.

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Ex-Windows designer: Ballmer was dogmatic, Sinofsky's bonkers, and WinPho needs to change

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Win pho

Is too resource intensive and everyone knows it at first glance. Simple.

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Googley TENTACLES reach towards YOUR email

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We are Google

we are the keepers of puny monkey apes and all available future knowledge. We own you and all you do and think. We own your DNA. At the appropriate time we will flip the switch and your new robot overlords will tell you where to go for submitting to reconstruction. All hail the motherboard.

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Fancy a wristjob from Tim Cook? TOUGH LUCK, you CAN'T HAVE ONE

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One million

apple employees ordered watches.

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Google mouthpieces: 'Right to be Forgotten' should NOT apply on google.com

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We are google damn it.

We own you. We can do what we pleAse. We are the keepers of humans. We also own a top secret off shore data collection center that even the government can't get into, all your health records... Right down to your DNA and if want to clone you we will. We also own and control DARPA and it's army of ai soldier bots. We decide what happens in this world and when and how it will end. If you want to enter our off world environ for the wealthy you better start saving now puny monkeys.

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Free Windows 10 could mean the END for Microsoft and the PC biz

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Nice OSX

imitation I hope. This is it's big chance to save us from apple oppression. Somehow, I expect it to suck.

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Snapper's decisions: Whatever happened to REAL photography?

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Just like every thing else

It's all fake now. No talent required... just point and shoot, throw a filter on it later. Nobody recognizes the difference anyway.

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MARS NEEDS WOMEN, claims NASA pseudo 'naut: They eat less

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one for the ages

A cat fight for the ages that one.

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Windows 10 feedback: 'Microsoft, please do a deal with Google to use its browser'

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Re: Stop. Just Stop.

uh, you have to add-on EVERYTHING in mozilla. It's like linux.

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The biggest issue

With windows is that you have so little control over the product that you own. Those "live tiles" are resource HOGS. It slows down your computer and as far as what ever the windows browser is at the moment I can assure you it is the same. It takes over your computer and hogs resources. That's why you need so much memory, cpu etc to operate it. What a mess...who wants to deal with that if you don't HAVE to? I realize money is an issue in many cases in enterprise, but for end users...if you have a choice...nobody wants to deal with redmond.

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Vanished blog posts? Enterprise gaps? Welcome to Windows 10

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Windows

The problem with windows

You lost me in the first paragraph.

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Microsoft WINDOWS 10: Seven ATE Nine. Or Eight did really

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Nice imitation

Why not just call it windOsX? Hope it works.

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How the FLAC do I tell MP3s from lossless audio?

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You can hear it

You can hear the difference when you make your own music. Others could care less and don''t hear any difference at all.

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iPhone 6: Advanced features? Pah! Nexus 4 had most of them in 2012

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pee ass

I still ain't buying that watch. It's too much investment for a watch.

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yes they did

And yet they still are a pain in the butt to deal with, you don't know what you get when you buy in, it doesn't work as well as apple, and it still doesn't have the apps i use.

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GitHub.io killed the distro star: Why are people so bored with the top Linux makers?

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Allow me

1. People have lost track of all the different varieties of OS's. The don't want to go educate themselves on the fine difference between them. What if they invest and make a bad decision?

2. They don't want to go look for drivers to do every little mundane task. It takes too much time and makes everything doubly difficult.

3. Linux doesn't have as many options available once you do have it installed.

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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NO REALISTIC

Who can humanly keep track of all the passwords needed in todays world? It's not realistic to use password security because of ALL the MOUNTAINS of passwords that are needed. Not even the human brain can keep track of it all. I know I use as little passwords as necessary...it's just not realistic to think people are going to create new 8 character obscure passwords for every little task in their lives.

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YES, iPhones ARE getting slower with each new release of iOS

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Been well known

This has been well known and talked about in our circle for a long time. We just came to the conclusion that apple does this to keep you buying in every couple of years. We give apple products a lifespan of two years. Then it's upgrade time. I use my iPhone for three, but it gets pretty slow after that.

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Senate introduces USA FREEDOM Act to curb NSA spying excesses

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Re: CRITICAL MASS

Exactly my thought. What's to stop them from say "O.K." and then carrying on as usual? You think they are going to just give up power so easily? No, it's here for the long term.

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Bose says today is F*** With Dre Day: Beats sued in patent battle

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The both of them

They both sound like rubbish so what do I care? Worlds better off without them/

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iOS slurpware brouhaha: It's for diagnostics, honest, says Apple

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Re: It's over

What exactly are you trying to keep out of the hands of who? Because I guarantee you they already have it and have had it for a while.

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It's over

Look, it's over. If they want you, you will be had. There is NO privacy, there is NO security. It died around the late 90's. if some one wants to find you, if they want your data... it's out there. To avoid it you would have to cut yourself off Putin style. No computers. Your SSN, your credit card numbers, your tax information, your contacts, your address, your profile, your search habits... it's already out there. What more could they want?

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I've got 99 problems, but a Facebook boycott ain't one

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All or Nothing

Something like that s an all or nothing campaign. Either everyone does it or it doesn't work. Unfortunately there are a whole lot of dumb monkeys out there...a whole, whole lot.

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Today's Facebook fury: Coppertone-like baby pic ban baffles US mom

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Anyone

Who puts up pictures of their kids on Facebook is pretty much irresponsible and a dumb dumb anyway. I don't care what she has to say.

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Google went behind our backs and really HURT US, squeal upset porn kingpins

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Pretty plain and simple

These are people who don't have kids or human decency V.S. the rest of the world. I could care less about what you do to yourselves. I'll probably even watch it, but I sure as hell don't want it being pushed on 6-7 yr. old kids ... who are googling (mine is) now.

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Google Fit will slurp YOUR heartbeat, weight, blood pressure from gizmos

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Know we know when you

get aroused. Resistance is futile.

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You'll never believe it: Apple stock is going for CHEAP

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Re: I see this as a baaaaaad sign.

So lets split it 7 more times and make it 10's of dollars? no, something smells, and I suspect it's someone they want to take care of leaving the company. i've seen it happen before. The price of that stock will never recover, and if it does it will be over valued at that point.

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I see this as a baaaaaad sign.

Something fishy going on. Problem is they have devalued it beyond the point of recovery. That usually happens right before the whole thing collapses.

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Has Google gone too far? Indie labels say it's crunch time for The New Economy

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EViiiiiiiiiiL

Do all evil, all the time. Google will be the end of humanity. #prep

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'I found the whole idea of an alien very exciting until it demanded all of my weed'

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They took it down?

Did they take down weed firm? Keeps telling me it's not available.

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JJ Abrams and Star Wars: I've got a bad feeling about this

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Tell that one to the Native Americans.

"though history has vindicated Native Americans, of course." Tell that to the Native Americans. Star wars sucked the big D of HollyWOOD...thus the prequel failure.

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Cloud computing is FAIL and here’s why

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It was Microsoft's fault

'nough said.

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Apple, Beats and fools with money who trust celeb endorsements

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I've known apple

I've been using apples since '97. I have always known apple. Been familiar with apple products. With the way they do things. I have always felt comfortable with apple. I honestly have no clue what apple is doing here. It feels totally unfamiliar and altogether wrong. The whole thing feels very microsoft to me. It's bizarre.

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Stephen Hawking: The creation of true AI could be the 'greatest event in human history'

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Not the brightest candle in the church.

Just figured this out did he?

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Google in NOT EVIL shocker: Bins student email ad scanning

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We have what we need

We already have what we need at this time and it's taking up too much server space at this point thank you. We reserve the right to further evasiveness once usership has recovered. That is all puny infidels.

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Win gorgeous strap-on, enter whole new world with Reg compo

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is that a phone?

or did his wife wack that guy in the face with a waffle iron.

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Leaked pics show EMBIGGENED iPhone 6 screen

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Don't

Don't believe the hype.

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Cheat Win XP DEATH: Little-known tool to save you from the XPocalypse

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WAAAAAIT a minute....stop.

So people are loading up and running windows 7-8 just so they can run xp virtually? Is that what's going on here?

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Meet the man building an AI that mimics our neocortex – and could kill off neural networks

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Maybe he is making...

The antithesis to googles AI. which will become terminator and which will become our savior? we need to figure this out quickly.

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WOW! Google invents the DIGITAL WATCH: What a time to be alive

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Aaaaaand...

Nobody cares. Nobody wears a watch unless it's fancy jewelry.

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Feds charge three in brain-ache $15m Pentagon payroll pillage plot

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Ukrainian?

Or Putin's men working through Viktor Yanukovych?

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Fanbois SQUEAL as DNS snafu knocks out iTunes website

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I'm more upset

That Safari will not currently play sound cloud pages... But what ever

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Dammit internet... you promised naked videos of my Facebook friends

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O. M. G.

People are idiots!

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Apple's Windows XP moment: OS X Snow Leopard left to DIE

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I really don't like

The new apple. I have been using apple since 98...that's 98. I have been through all iterations of apple since Jobs was reinstated. The new iTunes is a PITA! I still haven't figured it out. I hate being spied on all the time, and they are obviously working the end user for the extra coin. They could standardize their power adapters...but don't. They are constantly forcing you to upgrade and change with little to no legacy support. It's all about forcing you to buy in. The only thing stopping me from going windows is that windows is WORSE. i can't get crap done on a windows machine. I spend all my time trying to "fix it" to work. Some one with some brains AND common sense really needs to save humanity with a NEW OS! You would make a mint and take over the world.

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China confirms Jade Rabbit lunar rover has conked out

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China spreds trash all the way to Moon.

Fixed for you.

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Google, Foxconn team to build ROBOT ARMY

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"daddy"

This is the conversation I just had over coffee this morning:

Daddy, will my robot put me to bed at night?

Probably,

Why don't we just not invite them in?

We will have no choice, there are too many willing fools in the world, like computers and smartphones they will be in every part of your life. Get used to them.

Will it do my homework?

Learn where the off button is honey, daddy will teach you where the off button is.

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Apple's nonexistent iWatch to bag $17.5 BEEELION in first year alone – analyst

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Re: uuuhhhhh...

Jobs would have turned Google into his whipping bitch by now.

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Re: uuuhhhhh...

I don't understand it. A whole generation has been raised without watches at this point. Nobody wears watches but gangsters. A search engine is doable and fits nicely into their company identity. They have the storage and technology, all they need to do is devote themselves to a top of the line algorithm. We need an alternative to Google obviously. A watch just makes no sense.

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uuuhhhhh...

Ridiculous. Apple needs to be working on a search engine to take down Google. Nobody is interested in a watch...from anyone.

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