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5508 posts • joined 28 May 2010

Premier League wants to PURGE ALL FOOTIE GIFs from social media

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Re: Good luck

Automated routine finds new videos added each day. A person skims through them. It rather depends how many videos are posted per day if this is feasible but I suspect it probably is, if you're spending money on the problem.

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No Apple fanbois here: Man United BANS iPads from Old Trafford

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Re: Good move for football - not terrorism related at all

You're right. People should be forced to enjoy things the way you enjoy them.

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Re: Twats 0 Football Fans who actually want to watch the match 1

I'd rather sit next to someone with an iPad than the kind of person who thinks punching the person next to them is a good idea. The people who put people off going to watch football are not the ones with tablets, but the ones who scream 4-letter tirades and throw stuff at the players.

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Re: No reason to use a tablet

Why are they holding it up at your head height, not their head height?

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Re: How about a more realistic reason....

But that's not why they SAY they're doing it.

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Dolby Atmos is coming home and it sounds amazing

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Interesting but...

I'd prefer a system which lets me hear the dialogue comfortably without being worried about the neighbours complaining every time some music or action sequence happens. Even with a sound-bar with "clear-vox" setting it's rather annoying. I actually prefer watching TV on the iPad with a set of headphones these days!

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Nuts to your poncey hipster coffees, I want a TESLA ELECTRO-CAFE

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Re: If you ask for soya 'milk'

You could drink coffee without milk in it.

Or do what my wife does and carry these around in her purse...Lactofree portions

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Re: You think you have problems......

2 espressos in one cup. Is that a bit like a double espresso?

You don't see ristretto that often but probably it's not very popular. My favourite would be espresso macchiato but that's not always available and often you'll get some frothy latte thing instead if you don't check.

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Re: Scarcely relevant musing

We're watching Friends right now and I cannot recall anyone mentioning it except in passing. Cappuccino seems to be the beverage of choice.

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Re: I really have ....

Never tried BK coffee. However since coffee became "a thing" in the last 10 years, you can now actually get freshly made coffee virtually everywhere. It's rather uncommon to find places serving instant coffee these days. So while one can be snobby about which bean they use, frankly it has to be a good thing when somewhere like McD or even SubWay can sell you a cup of coffee made from actual beans!

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Re: Scarcely relevant musing

Maybe it's because being English, we can have our own pronunciation? Italians don't say "pizza" with the same inflection we do either.

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If you just want OK coffee, no frills, McDonalds is surprising good and very cheap. Also Wetherspoon, though they object to you trying to take it with you.

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Re: Builders don't put up with this shit

>>Tea that built an empire.

I think the people who built the empire drank delicate tea from fine china cups, not a mug of stewed floor sweepings.

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Re: You think you have problems......

Complaining they aren't a proper coffee-house because they won't sell you a cup of espresso is like complaining your Indian isn't a proper curry house because they don't sell vindaloo.

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If you want a proper coffee

Why are you ordering a soya latte?

My wife's lactose intolerant but the majority of people wanting a "soya latte" are not

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Clock ticking for Surface 3 as Microsoft preps for globo-launch

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Re: I'd rather have my whole body waxed than have to use Windows 8..

W8 on a touch-screen is just fine. So in tablet mode it's not an issue.

And you can set it to boot to desktop. Even if you hate the start screen, I reckon I spend about 2 minutes a day using the start menu on W7, out of 8 hours work. I'm not going to get too upset by something I spend 0.4% of my time on :)

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Re: I'd love one, but

I disagree 12" is too small for the ultrabook market. My mum bought a 11" (I think) 2-in-1 tablet/laptop recently and I was quite impressed how useful it was. I wouldn't choose to work on it 8 hours a day but that's not really the intention.

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Re: I'd love one, but

You can't get a similar laptop for half the price. That's like saying you can get a car with the same handling as a Ferrari for the half the price... the packaging matters to most people.

I do agree though that the pricing is off if you want to market it as a tablet. Competing against the MacBook Air, it looks nice. Competing against the iPad, while internally it's in a whole different league, most consumers aren't going to know that.

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Wait, an actual QR code use case? TGI Friday's builds techno-restaurant

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Yes, they should do. Except they frequently lose all interest in you as soon as you finish your food. You'd think getting the money would be important!

Walking to the till is what you do in exasperation to avoid wait for a waiter...ask for bill...wait 5 minutes...wait 5 minutes for them to come and take your money.

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Whereas you have been once and never returned, making a generalisation on the entire restaurant chain based on a sample size of one?

Well done.

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You can have a relaxed conversation over your meal (your snotty comments on the quality are neither here nor there) regardless. Not having to wait for a waitress to come and visit you, especially when you want to pay, would be nice. Trying to pay is the area I hate in nearly all restaurants... you feel bad walking up to the till but often when they clear away your plates they assume you don't want to pay, or ever leave!

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Facebook slurps PrivateCore - 'cos your selfies need locking up

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Secure...

Nobody can see it unless they pay. If they pay, anyone can see it.

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Stalwart hatchback gets a plug-in: Volkswagen e-Golf

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Nice apart from the range

Are e-cars getting shorter ranges rather than longer these days? It almost seems that way, akin to modern smartphones. I mean sure you buy this for nipping around but it's not a tiny city-car and £30k just to nip to Tesco is rather a lot.

With such a short range, even short trips are surely a problem because it takes so long to charge up... "sorry I can't come out tonight, I went to the bank AND the post office already"?!

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Simian selfie stupidity: Macaque snap sparks Wikipedia copyright row

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Re: Good article.

If you own a monkey and the monkey takes a photo, do you own the photo in that case?

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X marks the chop: Microsoft takes axe to Nokia's Android venture

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Re: re: simply a ruse

Most WP7 users don't really care, you just wait to upgrade. Not that there were many of them so probably it's seen as an acceptable loss rather than get sucked into backwards compatibility hell all over again... make the big changes while you can get away with it.

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Re: X customers

It's not like they sold a lot of X phones.

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Say goodbye to landfill Android: Top 10 cheap 'n' cheerful smartphones

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Re: No Lumia?

Exactly - "low cost phones" not "low cost android phones". Maybe the title was simply ambiguous.

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Re: No Lumia?

I was about to say the same thing. El Reg spends a lot of time talking about how well MS is doing in this price bracket, in fact how they're only doing well in this price bracket - and has given lower-end Lumias very favourable reviews against similarly-priced Androids in the past.

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Move up, Siri and Cortana: BlackBerry's new... 'Assistant' is here

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Re: Does anyone actually use these?

Siri appears to work very well for adding stuff to your calendar, genuinely faster than doing it by finger "when I get home remind me to make sandwiches for tomorrow".

On my Lumia, I use voice only for "call 013...." or "call mum".

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BMW i8 plug-in hybrid: It's a supercar, Jim, but not as we know it

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Supercar?

At under a hundred grand can it really be considered a supercar?

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Military-grade bruiser: Getac F110 rugged tablet... is no iPad

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Re: Only an IT department

So when it breaks out in the field during important work, you just abort the mission and come home to get another one?

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128GB SSD (which means you have about 60GB free for storage).

Um, really? Given you can buy tablets with full W8.1 installed with 64 or even 32Gb SSD drives, claiming Windows takes up 68Gb doesn't sound correct. I thought it was more like 20Gb?

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New leaked 'Windows 8 screenshot': The Start Menu strikes back

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Re: Oh, you mean you put out another crap product?

They put out 3. Phone, RT, and regular.

The whole point is that you can run proper applications on a tablet if you so desire.

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I'd disagree. The W7 start menu was ugly to start with, and cumbersome - having to navigate multiple sub-menus isn't my idea of fun.

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If they are changing things everywhere I agree going one way and then back is more confusing than making a change and sticking to it, for all those who had to figure out the new way.

BUT I suspect this only applies to the W8 desktop mode, so it's probably not an issue, and it looks rather nice.

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'Ribbed' for your pleasure: Jony Ive unveils NAKED IPHONE

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Surely saphire glass doesn't need reinforcing since it's actually aluminium metal? This sounds like a patent for using regular(ish) glass?

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What the world needs now is... a Bluetooth-enabled baby's dummy

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Re: No wireless near my baby

You're paranoid. You sound like the type who would not give their child MMR.

They're near a wireless device every time you go somewhere with WiFi which probably includes your house. If you can get a WiFi signal next to baby's head, they are being irradiated.

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Re: Simpler solution.

How does that measure temperature?

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Doctor Who season eight scripts leak online

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I (mostly) missed Dr Who the first time round, or was so young I barely remember it. But surely they had the same problems of trying to keep things fresh and find new stories in what was a very long-running series?

Daleks were always popping up in the original, cybermen too, weren't they?

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TopGear scripts?

You mean a post-it note with "insult the Welsh" written on it?

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Dubai to get HUGE climate-controlled DOMED CITY and giga-mall

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or indeed that it is perfectly survivable anyway

Dubai in summer is right on the edge of being survivable. It's horrible.

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Windows 7, XP and even Vista GAIN market share again

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One query

That W7 users aren't upgrading is no surprise - I don't think even Vista users rushed out to upgrade when 7 came out because an OS upgrade isn't very exciting.

What I'm curious about is how W8 cannot be gaining share, when (nearly) all consumer PCs now ship with it installed. Granted, PC sales are not what they were but people ARE buying PCs and those new PCs ARE running W8.x... so that surely MUST push the W8 userbase slowly higher rather than dropping.

I mean, how can the market share of XP be increasing unless people are doing new XP installs?

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Microsoft's Windows Phone 8.1 world conquest plan: folders!

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Re: Eh?

They do now, did they before WP7 came out? All the phone OS steal ideas because why would you see a way to make your platform better and not do it?

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Never mind folders

I want one of those fancy "start start buttons".

Nokia added a folders app to Lumia phones already. And this article seems to be suggesting WP8.1 is a surprise, when many people are already using it and The Register already reviewed a beta.

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Today in IT news: iPad Fleshlight a reality

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I don't want to watch that video right now but is the idea you are literally f***ing your iPad?

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What a whopper, LG: Feast your eyes on this 77-inch bendy TV

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What's the focal length?

Anyone want to guesstimate the maths?

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French Senate passes anti-Amazon amendment

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On the one hand I agree, on the other I hate seeing every town highstreet a drab row of £-shops, takeaways and "cash-advance" places.

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Re: I live in France and I'm happy with this

If enough people felt the same way, it wouldn't matter that Amazon are under-cutting the small shops - people would still use them for the additional service.

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I/O: New Google design language will RULE OVER 'DROIDS

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Re: For all the metro haters

>>People do not get annoyed with "change". They get annoyed with "change just for the sake of change".

Not true. Win95 was a massive step up from W3.11 but loads of people found it hard to adapt. If you've been using the same paradigm a long time, or even that paradigm is all you know, change is hard. If the W95/XP/7 approach is synonomous with "how computers work" to you, which is entirely possible considering how long that dynasty ruled, ANY new approach will seem tricky.

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Re: giving up after two hours of solely attempting to hunt down the control panel.

You can even type the specific thing you want to do on the control panel IIRC.

Or of course click on the IE/FF/Chrome logo and type "where is the windows 8 control panel" and hit enter.

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