* Posts by NoneSuch

2657 publicly visible posts • joined 25 May 2010

WAN router IP address change blamed for global Microsoft 365 outage

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Joke

Fat Fingers Foul Frantic Fellows.

DARPA wants to upgrade the way we make chips. How exactly will that work?

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Coat

Re: DARPA and Nanotechnology

Yes, but keep in mind, those back doors and flawed encryption will not install themselves.

Disaster recovery blunder broke New York Stock Exchange this week

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Coffee/keyboard

"When do we read in On Call and Who, Me?"

Soon I suspect. He / she is likely to have a lot of time on their hands with an eight figure error over their head.

User was told three times 'Do Not Reboot This PC' – then unplugged it anyway

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Go

Or there was the user who put paper notes on the side of their computer case using large fridge magnets as a reminder.

Guess who was called to figure out why that PC would not boot any more...

Google slays thousands of fake news vids posted by pro-China group Dragonbridge

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Pint

Re: does it make a sound?

Deleting false narratives with blurred truths (lies) is not censorship. It's the foundation of free speech. "An informed electorate" being the key to a solid democracy.

Both sides lied during the BREXIT debate and look where we are today.

Now all they need to do is take on FOX News.

Lockheed Martin demos 50kW anti-aircraft frickin' laser beam

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Joke

The Navy Version...

Has sharks with frikkin laser beams attached to their heads.

Go to security school, GoTo – theft of encryption keys shows you need it

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Alert

Re: Somebody else's computer

Something happened, we think.

We're looking into it, sorta.

We have a plan, maybe.

Talk again in two months for another update.

British monarchy goes after Twitter, alleges rent not paid for UK base

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Thumb Up

Re: If you owe the bank...

"650 California Street, where The Reg also has a holdout."

I finally know where to send the rubber chickens and inflatable fart cushions. Thank you.

Dear Stupid, I write with news I did not check the content of the [Name] field before sending this letter

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Joke

Re: These guys' newsletter?

"Don't ask how I know this."

How do you know this?

Microsoft is checking everyone's bags for unsupported Office installs

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Big Brother

Do You Think...

... they'll be offended when they see my LibreOffice and no MS Office version at all?

Yes, I think they will be.

Second-hand and refurbished phone market takes flight amid inflation hike

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Devil

"Just because a smartphone does not have utility to you does not mean it lacks utility for others."

My point was, the "others" in your quote are using that data to make BILLIONS while your privacy disappears before your eyes. Map GPS tracks where you go and what you do. Your apps / photos / video are parsed by bots with facial recognition to determine who you hang out with and your social activities. Your credit rating, insurance rates and even potential job prospects are impacted.

Smart phones do everything for you, making you dumber. Phone runs out of battery and kids can't operate today. I grew up without a phone and am much better for it. To me a phone is a tool, nothing more. To anyone under 30, it's a leash. They just haven't pulled hard enough for you to notice.

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Devil

Since my Sony Flip Phone the only "improvements" to cell phones have benefitted the vendors and their ability to monetize my data.

After long delays, Sapphire Rapids arrives, full of accelerators and superlatives

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Joke

Used to be Intel 14nm+++++++++++

Now, it's Intel 10nm+++++++++++, but we call it Intel 7 for short. Wink, wink, wink.

Larry Ellison mea culpa as traffic cop stops Big Red boss on own island

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"Powerful individual"

He's a guy who violated traffic law. Does not matter who he is or how much money he has in the bank. He, and anyone else they stop regardless of skin color / religion / ethnic background, should be treated just like everyone else; professionally.

This is the end, Windows 7 and 8 friends: Microsoft drops support this week

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Linux

For Steam gaming, what distro do you use?

Am currently on Mint and Zorin PRO, but not tried Steam on either yet.

Here's how to remotely take over a Ferrari...account, that is

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FAIL

Re: Pure BS and security is really only a PR problem

"We permanently monitor our systems," the spokesperson said. "We take any indications of vulnerabilities very seriously. Our top priority is to prevent unauthorized access to the systems in our vehicles by third parties."

Un-huh. those third parties being white hat hackers. They need to change their logo to a farmer closing a barn door with a horse running away.

Uncle Sam OKs vaccine that protects honeybees against hive-destroying bacterium

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Coat

Daddy...

...how did the Zombie apocalypse start?

With the best of intentions dear...

Pub O'Clock

Microsoft said to be thinking of sinking $10m into self-driving truck startup

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FAIL

Re: Microsoft and cars - no thanks

Cute as this post is, Microsoft wants the IP (Patents) to make money, not put out an actual product of their own. Why innovate when you can tax an innovator using your patent forever.

The Guardian ransomware attack hits week two as staff told to work from home

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Joke

Mos Eisley is fictional. Rockall is real and needs a base population.

Joke icon. Not joking.

Microsoft chases Google with ChatGPT-powered Bing

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FAIL

Re: While today Bing has issues and no answers

I don't want Microsoft as an OS. Asking me to go to a search engine that presents MS products and solutions before the ones that would actually work for me is beyond the pale.

No search engine should be run by a corporation that monetizes results. That's like having politicians who accept money from corporations. Eventually, their interests will supersede yours.

Up to 18,000 Amazon workers in firing line as it chops cost

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Mushroom

Re: "job for life" died at the end of the 1980s, Amazon is no different!

Amazon Board - Let's not sack the incompetent senior VP who created this mess with inflated / over-optimistic sales projections (and who will go on to cost us hundreds of millions in the future) . Let's lay off the economically challenged people who actually did the work to made Amazon the great company it is today.

Yeah, that makes sense. Not!

Twitter whistleblower Peiter 'Mudge' Zatko lands new gig at Rapid7

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Coffee/keyboard

"'fired from his senior executive role at Twitter in January 2022 for ineffective leadership and poor performance.'

Mudge received a $7.75 million severance package for his services, which might explain why his new job is part-time."

Wow, wish I was fired for "poor performance" and got almost 8 million severance. Imagine the rewards for not pissing people off. At least he got out before 'peak Twitter' while they still had money to spend.

'Multiple security breaches' shut down trucker protest

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Devil

Re: LOL 'bringing the people together'

It's Canada. The native population show up for almost everything. Great reason for a drum circle.

Now, I don't agree with the crap the truckers put out, but I do support their right to free speech. The ability to intimidate people to silence is what Snowden warned us about. Silencing critics is a slippery slope and not just for governments.

Elon Musk's cost-cutting campaign at Twitter extended to not paying rent, claims landlord

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Re: Are they still paying staff salaries ?

I would bet the accounting staff that dealt with such trivial things like rent and power bills left for other green pastures.

Let's hope their Internet bill is up to date. :P

Nvidia revives canceled RTX 4080 as 'new' 12GB RTX 4070 TI

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Devil

Re: 12GB

If you open Task Manager and your GPU use drops then you DO have a malware miner installed. Had the same issue on a friends PC last week. Use a Task Manager open source alternate to find the errant process.

Crypto craziness craps out – and about time too

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Mushroom

Re: About time indeed

Until crypto value starts going up, then the mad crush to buy hardware will begin all over again.

Delusion of the masses is driven by 'get rich quick' schemes. Add your fave influencers backing it up and you have a ticking time bomb. People will get rich, but it won't be you or I. The lawyers on both sides will make a killing.

To protect its cloud, Microsoft bans crypto mining from its online services

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Linux

Re: Over selling

"A server sitting there, powered on and doing nothing, is not really "doing nothing" there are stull CPU cycles running. It's only doing nothing when it is turned off."

Turned off, or running Linux. Windows is the only OS I run where 11% CPU is the average use when sitting idle. Multiple trackers, telemetry and file index exe running continuously that you cannot turn off or kill. I have three Edge processes running and I never use that frikking POS browser.

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Pint

"Sometimes, the miners setup shop by squatting in some building nobody cares about, and steals power."

I wouldn't put that past Microsoft, to be honest.

It's time to retire 'edge' from our IT vocabulary

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Holmes

Re: What exactly is the edge?

There's only three areas in a network.

Internal

External

DMZ

Anyone using "Edge" in an IT conversation has a piece of paper from a university and zero practical experience.

- Speaking as someone who has done this job since before the phrase "IT" existed.

US sanctions drain Huawei of homegrown advanced chips

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Boffin

Re: American trade protection

"Dressed up as national security."

I expected more from the VoiceOfTruth.

China tends to make up its own rules. Ignoring international trademark / copyright laws and conventions when inconvenient. The CCP directs the Peoples Liberation Army to actively steal trade secrets and information globally. They bribe, coerce and threaten anyone who opposes them, beat and try to kill dissidents living abroad and it is illegal to criticize their government.

Yes, it's for national security, but more to ensure the Chinese people are treated as human beings.

This ransomware gang is a right Royal pain in the AES for healthcare orgs

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Boffin

Re: If only

"At some point, we need to realize that the medical community doesn't really want computers and they suck at using them."

My doctor still insists on using fax for business comms. This new fangled "email" is a fad apparently.

Big Apple locals hire Russians to game New York's taxi system

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Re: What is this shit?

$52 also includes bridge and tunnel tolls which are not cheap, in and of themselves.

Epic payment: Fortnite maker pays record $520m to settle FTC case

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Pirate

Re: Insert clever game pun here

I have avoided Epic successfully and am REALLY glad I did. Never seen such sleazy tactics to undermine not only their competitors, but their own player base as well.

Swatting suspects charged with subverting Ring doorbell cams and calling cops

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Pirate

Re: Charges?

Watch out for a Ring camera to be installed in the prison shower so the victims can get their own back watching the two little darlings surrounded by real crims.

Hover over Pirate icon for the perfect catch phrase.

TSMC’s CEO is not pleased with the growing US-China rift

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Big Brother

Re: Growing Rift With China?

How the CCP can start to "improve relations:"

Return Tibet and supply money to rebuild every shattered temple they destroyed.

Allow the Dali Llama to return to Tibet.

Establish free and democratic elections.

Respect international trademark laws.

Drop COVID restrictions.

Free political and religious prisoners.

Recognize Taiwan's independence.

Get out of the South China Sea and destroy all military outposts there.

Stop buying shipping ports that establish a transport monopoly in Europe.

Rescind the law making it illegal to criticize the government.

Stop concentration camps full of Urghurs.

Put up posters of Winnie the Pooh everywhere.

Do that, then we'll talk about sanctions being lifted.

NASA retires Mars InSight mission after it enters ‘dead bus’ condition

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Alert

They need to land a set of traffic lights. Every time the rover stopped there, some homeless guy with a squeegee will appear.

NASA infosec again falls short of required US government standard

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Linux

"I do wonder how other gov agencies really rate?"

The US Gov IT guidelines are a very low bar and they can't even reach that.

Apple accused of censoring apps in Hong Kong and Russia to maintain market access

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Mushroom

Screw 'em.

Apple is not the only US corp to make concessions to do business in China. The latest Top Gun movie changed the Taiwan flag on Cruises flight jacket to something less politically sensitive. Hollywood has made multiple changes and edits to other major films to keep the CCP happy. John Cena's cringeworthy apology to China was forced by his production company so sales would not be affected.

Screw them. Screw the CCP and it's oppression of their own peoples freedoms and well being. Screw them for occupying Tibet and destroying temples and killing Buddhist monks. Screw their illegal occupation of the South China Sea. Screw their taking over of trade ports throughout Europe and the rest of the world. Screw them for bribing South Pacific islands into submission.

China banned Winnie the Pooh because President Xi looks like him FFS. Screw them all. Don't buy Chinese products. Don't support Chinese encroachment into your local economy. And buy as many Winnie the Pooh posters as you can to give the CCP the two stiff finger salute.

Fraudulent ‘popunder’ Google Ad campaign generated millions of dollars

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Devil

Re: They're never legitimate

Brave Browser stops most of that crap. According to my browser, 54 trackers are being blocked from Outlook.microsoft.com and they are considered "legitimate."

US Air Force signs $344m deal for hypersonic Mayhem aircraft

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Their version: "Expendable Hypersonic Multi-mission ISR (intelligence, surveillance, and reconnaissance) and Strike program, surveillance and reconnaissance (ISR) and strike craft."

My version: Very fast drone.

Google datacenters use 'a quarter of all water' in one US city

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"This may sound like a lot (and it is), but to put it in perspective, Google claims that the total annual water consumption of its datacenter operations is comparable to the water footprint of 29 golf courses in the southwest US."

I hate golf as well.

Have these people never heard of a closed loop system?

Elon Musk starts poll with one question: Should I step down as head of Twitter?

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Joke

Re: Confused.com

I'm waiting for:

Elon Musk, self-proclaimed God Emperor of Mars, is presumed to have died today while landing near the SpaceX outpost at Valles Marineris. Initial information is incomplete, but a fragmented radio message of His Muskiness was received as he took control of the landing craft on descent. He was reported to have said, "The first person to tell me I need to use landing thrusters is fired." The impact speed was calculated to have been over four thousand feet per second.

US Air Force reveals B-21 Raider stealth bomber that'll fly the unfriendly skies

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Facepalm

Re: Eye-watering

"Except none of that actually happened. And if you bother to do some research like Google, you’d realize that $600 hammers and Gold plated toilet is just a myth."

The hammer I used to use in the service had an NSN assigned cost of over 800 Pounds. I can't tell you (or Google) what I used it for, or on what platform, or even where, but it was used regularly and designed expressly for what I did with it. 'Mil-Spec" has been abused by shady contractors and vendors, but the system works to identify abuses and stop them. People in the military pay taxes too.

The first time I saw 'gold plated toilet' was in your post so no idea where that came from. I do vaguely recall one in Narcos on Netflix belonging to Escobar.

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IT Angle

Re: Deter aggression

"Was the UK playing the aggressor?"

Last time they did that against the US, they got a simulated nuclear device delivered to Washington DC in a Vulcan (flying out of Bermuda, I believe.) A week later, the Americans challenged them to do it again as they had beefed up their air defenses. So, they went and delivered another simulated nuke over the Pentagon.

When we asked how you crashed the system we wanted an explanation not a demonstration

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Timing

Been there, done that.

Exchange server fail at 5:05PM on a Friday. Was on the phone with MS support until Monday morning at 4:30am. Reported to the boss at 8:15am that all was fixed and he never sent me home. Worked full day Monday and then went to sleep. Sick Day Tuesday.

Apple 'created decoy labor group' to derail unionization

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Big Brother

Re: These corporations are a danger to the public order

"a dedicated working group that can be used as a formal means for employees and leaders to provide feedback on both local and retail organization-wide initiatives, policies and practices."

All of this feedback with be channeled through HR where they will be reviewed to see if they conform to approved Apple ways of thinking.

Or, speak truth to power here and your ass is grass.

US Air Force tests its first fully functional hypersonic missile

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Coat

Re: Oh boy

"The US military's ultimate goal with a hypersonic weapon is to be able to deliver a payload anywhere in the world in less than an hour."

The US military's ultimate goal with a hypersonic weapon is to be able to bomb an entire wedding party anywhere in the world in less than an hour.

Fixed it for you.

Microsoft to Europe: We're setting an EU 'data boundary' from 2023

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: Cookies

"Web sites can work perfectly well without requiring cookies on the client."

Some web sites can be (and are) designed to work only when cookies are accepted. No cookies, no soup for you!

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Windows

Re: This is all very well, but where is the UK

"greatly reducing data flows out of Europe and building on our industry-leading data residency solutions," said Julie Brill, corporate VP and chief privacy officer

The Chief Privacy Officer should know that completely stopping data flowing out of Europe is better than 'greatly reducing' it. Corporate double talk and 50 Pound words to cover it up.

Twitter staffer turned Saudi spy jailed for 3.5 years

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Devil

What a douche. I'll bet Elon will want him back when he gets out.