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Intel unleashed octo-core speed demon for the power-crazed crowd

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I could buy a Ferrari, but I find my Ford Mondeo is a damned sight cheaper and runs quite reliably.

My AMD FX 8-Core Black Edition FX-9590 was 200 US so I can buy 5 CPU's for the same price and performs close enough to the i7 in the article. My PC is fast, I don't need it to be the fastest.

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Larger iPad could target big biz, save Apple from low-end scrum

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Apple can only sell so much before they have to start dipping into their cash reserves. Even the 37 billion cash they have in the bank won't last forever.

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Too slow with that iPhone refresh, Apple: Android is GOBBLING up US mobile market

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I have an Android phone, but I don't want to see an exclusive Android world. Competition is always a good thing and it keeps prices reasonable.

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Galileo! Galileo. Galileo! Galileo frigged-LEO: Easy come, easy go. Little high, little low

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Re: Brilliant headline

That the Reg staff get paid to think this stuff up amazes me. :)

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Apple promises to lift Curse of the Drained iPhone 5 Battery

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I watched a woman in the airport in Puerto Rico. She plugged her iPhone into the communal charging post surrounded by several other white cords. I noticed her screen never turned off and she came back every 5-6 minutes to check her texts and type responses. I heard her mutter to her boyfriend about how the phone was not charging "properly".

If your phone is smarter than you, you shouldn't be allowed to have it.

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GitHub.io killed the distro star: Why are people so bored with the top Linux makers?

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Linux is supposed to be boring.

If you do notice your operating system, it's usually because it failed.

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SpaceX prototype rocket EXPLODES over Texas. 'Tricky' biz, says Elon Musk

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Re: On YouTube

Where is the usual 1080 vid from SpaceX? Held back by their spin doctors?

C'mon Elon, pad explosions have happened since Peenemünde. Be open about the bad as much as the good. I'll have a lot more confidence in SpaceX if you did especially if you want my butt on a rocket to Mars at some point.

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AMD unveils 'single purpose' graphics card for PC gamers and NO ONE else

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"The AMD Radeon R9 285 graphics card is faster than Nvidia’s GTX 760.1," the company claimed. "That’s because we designed it for a single purpose: to play demanding PC games at maximum detail better than any card in its class."

WTH? Isn't this the definition of video cards that have been made for the last twelve years?

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China hopes home-grown OS will oust Microsoft

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Re: Short Development?

The key will be drivers. Good luck with that.

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Brit balloon bod Bodnar overflies North Pole

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When is the El Reg Man on the Moon Kickstarter getting started. Only Elon Musk is ahead of your advanced space exploration platforms at this point.

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Hello, police, El Reg here. Are we a bunch of terrorists now?

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Having a government dictate what you can see, read, and hear for "your protection" is the first step to despotism. It only increases over time and eventually leads to a Little Red Book or Mein Kampf becoming leading literature for the masses.

Governments work for us. We tell them what to do. Once governments begin dictating edicts to the people, you no longer live in a democracy.

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The agony and ecstasy of SteamOS: WHERE ARE MY GAMES?

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Re: still early days

Once I have Steam running all my games I'm off Windoze completely. The only thing left on my PC is Steam and my games. I do everything else on Kubuntu with ease.

I have 155 Steam games currently. As long as the newer ones work, I'm happy.

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Brother, can you spare a DIME for holy grail of secure webmail?

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Re: The biggest problem with encrypted email

The biggest problem with encrypted email is not everyone is using it. Crims already do and that leaves regular folks email accounts open to government intrusion. Their going into your email account is no different than going into your home searching for evidence of wrong doing. Believe me, if this activity is not stopped soon and the paranoia curtailed that is exactly what will happen in the future. Those web cams and mics built into your TV, PC, tablet, phone, and fridge will be under government control soon.

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Apple analyst: fruity firm set to shift 75 million iPhones

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Re: Got to agree with the "why oh why phone"

Great article.

"So far it's been fine and has handled iOS 5 6 & 7 with no problems"

Don't say that too loud. They'll have no issues building obsolescence into their OS if they have 60 million phones in their warehouse they want to shift.

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AMD slaps 'Radeon' label on Tosh flash: >Beard stroke< Hmm, cunning ...

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Re: Is el Reg trying to out-Grauniad the Grauniad...

There's a little link at the bottom of every Reg story called "Tips & Corrections". You can click that and report these kinds of issues quietly.

Saves you coming off as a bit of an whiner. Pobody's nerfect mate.

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iPhone 6 flip tip slips in Aussie's clip: Apple's 'reversible USB' leaks

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Gasp. Reinventing something that didn't need changing. Wow...

There are downsides to having ridiculous amounts of money in the bank. USB works for the rest of the world.

iPhone 7 - Coming next year with USB 3.1 capability. It's revolutionary.

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NASA's rock'n'roll shock: ROLLING STONE FOUND ON MARS

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And when they were up, they were up,

And when they were down, they were down,

And when they were only half-way up,

They were neither up nor down.

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Vulture 2 spaceplane autopilot brain surgery a total success

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I reviewed your source code.

300ms after the final MAV_CMD_NAV_LOITER_DESCEND there is a MAV_CMD_NAV_ORDER_CELEBRATORY_PINT=0

It should be a 1. :)

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It's time for PGP to die, says ... no, not the NSA – a US crypto prof

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PGP stands for Pretty Good Privacy so you are getting no more than what you are promised.

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Dolby Atmos is coming home and it sounds amazing

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Whatever the system.

I'll want to turn it up and the wife will want me to turn it down.

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No Apple fanbois here: Man United BANS iPads from Old Trafford

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The BOFH Solution

"Excuse me Sir. Just slip your portable device into this slot to see if it is allowed in."

(Heavy grinding noises from the machine)

"Sorry sir. That device was not approved. Care for a plastic bag of the parts you can recycle, or do you have your own container?"

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The internet just BROKE under its own weight – we explain how

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"One thing I do know is that it is the job of network administrators to know about these issues and deal with them. "

I would say the hardware vendors and the folks who set the standards should be lined up against the wall before the admins. If there is a 512K limit then it should be made into a circular list. As new usage routes come online, the ones that have not been used the longest get dropped. Keeping a list of dead router paths serves no purpose and is the real flaw in the system.

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Tim Cook on pale, male Apple: 'As CEO, I'm NOT satisfied'

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Re: Well I am not happy with Cook.

Sorry, I don't put up with this BS. Hiring someone for a job primarily on their skin color or religion is racist, period. Hire someone because of their qualifications. If they are not qualified, thanks for applying. If they are, hire them. It is that simple and these politically correct they must be 13% this color and 17% this religion is garbage.

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Canadian ISP Shaw falls over with 'routing' sickness

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Have they tried turning it off and on again?

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Hey guys. We've got 1.2 BILLION stolen accounts here. Send us your passwords, 'cos safety

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600 million of those are "password123"

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Amazon 'adware' laden Ubuntu passes ICO's data smell test

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Mushroom

Isn't the whole point of Linux to compile the computer to your needs? If I cannot remove this "feature" then I don't want this distro. I don't want it turned off, I want it gone.

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Snowden is FREE to ESCAPE FROM RUSSIA, say officials

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True justice would involve two pieces of paper.

A Presidential Pardon for Edward Snowden followed by a Presidential resignation letter.

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China rips Apple out of govt IT mail-order catalogue – report

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With China's track record of violating patents, trademarks, and stealing various IP, no western corporation should do business with their communist government.

At least a million Tibetans have died since the Chinese invasion. Their human rights abuses on the Chinese population is staggering. Just say no.

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White Hats splat Black Hat chats: Talks on home alarm flaws and Russian spy tools axed

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"The move follows the cancellation of a presentation on how it may be possible to identify anonymous users on the Tor network, due to be given by academics from Carnegie-Mellon University."

FBI & FISA working to squash this perchance?

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Apple 'sapphire glass' fronts for iPhone 6? It's NEWS to SUPPLIERS

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Well, they have to have a "revolutionary" new feature to sell on the 6S, don't they?

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Mozilla keeps its Beard, hopes anti-gay marriage troubles are now over

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Firefox lost me when they updated every thirty seconds and killed my add-ons. I have no love for Chrome, but it works and is relatively simple.

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Teardown gurus iFixit play with Fire – Amazon's new mobe

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13MP camera takes magnificent hi-res shot, then gets uploaded to FB and converted to 640 x 480.

Technology.

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Pinterest diversity stats: Also pale and male (but not as much as Twitter)

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Would someone please post the "proper" heterogeneous mix of color, gender, age, religious belief, political leanings, and sexual preference in the "perfect" company please?

If we don't know what to shoot for, how can we ever know when we get there?

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Arrr: Freetard-bothering Digital Economy Act tied up, thrown in the hold

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After passing DRIP in three days, MP's are skipping Parliament bathroom breaks. They're afraid they'll go to the loo and come back living in a Kratocracy.

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Apple fanbois SCREAM as update BRICKS their Macbook Airs

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Re: If it aint broken

It's revolutionary new security to make them even more secure.

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Games industry set for $5 BILLION haircut, warn beancounters

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It does rain on occasion. Nice to have a PC sitting in the corner to cover the dead time.

Would be nice to have Grand Theft Auto 5 though. Not out on PC yet, despite computers being more profitable.

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LOHAN seeks stirring motto for spaceplane mission patch

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Re: Sound advice for a scary mission

"ad astra apud cervisias et lardum"

To the stars with a beer and bacon

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Google Glass HOLED: Techno-specs' inventor jets off to Amazon

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"Amazon just launched a Fire phone, which came with a bevy of cameras including four tiny ones and LEDs that can track the position of the owner's head and tilt images in response – a tech Amazon calls Dynamic Perspective."

Never had someone slap my phone away saying "Can't see that at all. It's the wrong viewing angle dammit!"

Now they are just inventing stuff to keep their programmer employed. Here's a tip. Make a phone where the phone works plus emails with texts / email arriving consistently and I'll be happy. All the other multimedia crapola is unnecessary.

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May: UK data slurp law is fine, but I still need EMERGENCY powers

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Why say it was needed when current powers are adequate?

They are politicians. They lied.

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Another 'NSA-proof' webmail biz popped by JavaScript injection bug

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Re: Why 128 bit AES not 256 bit?

Why AES at all???

How about a non-American government generated encryption method instead?

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Europe's highest court: Apple CAN trademark its retail store layout

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Congratulations Apple, good luck with that. I've promised to never step foot in an iStore so I won't see your design for myself.

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Dammit, Foxconn: Where's our 1 MILLION-strong robot ARMY?

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Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

Can't wait for the first Foxbot to slash its own hydraulic lines. That'll make 'em take notice.

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ANGRY ALIENS hit by BEBO SPAMGASM probably don't exist

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Cloaking device?

They were there, but noticed our interest and *poof*.

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Use Tor or 'extremist' Tails Linux? Congrats, you're on an NSA list

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You're also on the list if you read this article.

Delete your cache now and put on a tin-foil helmet as soon as possible!

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Lindsay Lohan sues Grand Theft Auto V makers for 'using her image'

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Makes sense as Lindsay Lohan is obviously the only bikini wearing blonde in California.

https://www.google.com/search?q=bikini+blonde+california&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=HlW1U7H8N4qYqAaWvIHwDw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAg&biw=1738&bih=1490

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LIFE on Titan: If there's one thing aliens HATE, it's a SALTY BALL

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We won't know for sure until we go there.

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SHOCKER: CIA CIO CAN confirm that AWS cloud safe for big government

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It's a lie we just don't believe anymore.

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Snowden defends mega spy blab: 'Public affairs have to be known by the public'

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Last Saturday was Snowden's birthday.

I hope he can spend the next one back in the states with a Presidential pardon in his pocket. He has exposed chronic and continuing abuses in constitutional power and deserves to live his life freely.

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Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

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Isn't a massive slap until he cries traditional (and deserved)?

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Google, Microsoft to add remote KILL switch to phones

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Re: And what's the real subtext here...?

"Pressure from US lawmakers" makes me wonder if governments will have the ability to brick phones if they feel threatened. Would the Arab Spring have come about if the governments had this power?

Is the US fearing an Arab Spring and trying to build in a kill switch to serve their interests?

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