'rare and expensive helium'

Last time I checked, helium was the second most abundant element in the universe after hydrogen.

It's not really rare then, is it?

Do you mean the email confirmation of your Dominos pizza order, or the cold, inedible, circular piece of shit in a box someone turns up at your front door with 2-hours later?

Beer, because you'd have to be pissed to even consider ordering a Dominos pizza.

Re: Odd, they can manage it in kitchens

"So how come the office designers can't manage it?"

Because a spare socket block to match the nice, new office desks from 'Dick Turpin Office Furniture' is usually priced at something completely insane like £184.39 + VAT. That is why.

Beer, because it's cheaper than socket blocks from an office furniture company!

Re: 'By Royal Appointment' ?

No, it would be a banana one...

Okay, I'm going.

Re: It's my understanding

@David Neil - 'recycled old Luftwaffe aerial shots'. That made me spit my coffee out! Nice one.

And the Luftwaffe did find Coventry right where we told them it was. At night. Nuff said.

Re: Primark

"sold in outlets situated inbetween a Stella-stocked cash-and-carry and a KFC"

In Wigan it's in between KFC and MaccyD's (Google street view will confirm). Oh, the irony...

Mine's the one with the pockets full of sweets from Poundland across the road.

Re: ..said to have prevented legitimate callers..

"Caller: Well the TV guide says they'll be showing the sequel next week - is that a threat?"

Only if it's that paragon of misery called EastEnders...

I am, and even as the alpha version it's better than WebOS.

FAIL, because HP had a golden opportunity and - apart from the Touchpad device itself - completely messed up everything else to do with it.

Re: No, thanks.

Agreed. And having seen the vast amount of utter garbage and crap posted by a number of my work colleagues on Facebook, I'd shred their CV immediately and put their email address in the Junk Senders list.

Re: Um ...

I think they meant to say "slick standard CyanogenMod feel"...