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Brit amateur payload set to complete full circle around PLANET EARTH

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Re: Just to make it interesting

Upvoted because you made I larf.

Visions of large turds floating through sky has serious overtones of Monty Python.

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Thirteen Astonishing True Facts You Never Knew About SCREWS

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Re: Bah!

"modern wood screws which are threaded up to the head "

That's a chipboard screw. Proper wood screws still have the unthreaded bit at the top. Even B&Q know that :-)

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"this is a regular el reg feature."

No, it's an irregular Reg feature. Both in in how often articles of such ilk are published and in their relationship to the more usual fare.

Yes, the one with the Screfix catalogue in the pocket.

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Amazon says Hachette should lower ebook prices, pay authors more

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Re: None of Amazon's business

"then you do a deal with the publisher for buying their products off them. If you don't think you can make a profit, then don't buy the books (e-books or otherwise); otherwise charge whatever you feel is right for you. That's how it works in other retail businesses."

No, it's not. It might be how it works in small, local retail, but that's not how the big boys play. The big boys tell the suppliers to give them a good deal or they won't play with them anymore.

See thos BOGOF offers in the supermarket? The advertising implies that the supermarket is doing you, the customer a favour. Maybe they are. But the supermarket isn't taking the hit. The supplier gets told to come up with the deal or their product is no longer stocked, or gets relegated to top or bottom shelf instead of the prime "eye-level" shelf. And the big retailers know all too well how to play off the suppliers againsts each other, not hitting any one supplier too hard or too often.

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Re: Paper vs ebooks

"but it has been out of print for decades, that doesn't happen with ebooks."

Is that really true? And if so, for how long?

Just look at the TV, film and music markets. Huge amounts of back catalogue are not currently available when all it takes is a bit of hard drive space to store a file. So what's the economic reason for not making certain media availble if even a few people would pay for it? And is it the same reason that e-books might go/are "out of print".

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Adam Afriyie MP: Smart meters are NOT so smart

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Re: I already have a smart monitor of my own

"It has an induction loop that you connect to your supply and it connects to your wifi. You can log on their website and see your energy usage and all sorts of pretty stats."

That's exactly the sort of thing I don't want. Why can't it just supply the data via WiFi direct to the app? Why would I want a 3rd party company other than my energy supplier having all that valuable data about me, including when I'm holiday?

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Standards

"Why not allow tech companies and entrepreneurs to compete to find the best way to monitor electricity and gas usage? Better choice will help customers make the best decision for themselves. Government’s job is then to ensure that technologies and companies compete fairly to provide customers with the best service."

Competing smart metering? No. Seriously, NO!

If each supplier is left to come up with it's own "21st century" smart metering system, that will make it harder to switch suppliers.

If we MUST have smart metering of some form, then something which Goverment is supposed to good at is mandating a standard across the board so that we CAN switch suppliers easily.

I don't want to have to get new meter installed if changing suppliers. If they all choose to use some form of online or "app" monitoriing, then fine. But you just KNOW that the biggest incumbants will already be looking now at incompatible metering hardware which they will roll out to existing and "new" customers for "free". Can we all say lock-in?

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Just TWO climate committee MPs contradict IPCC: The two with SCIENCE degrees

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Re: A Physicist and a Chemist

"i.e. was there something offsetting any increase in temperature caused by the CO2, or when increases were observed in the 80's and 90's was there some other factor at play."

Mmmm...does it correlate with CFC emmisions?

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KDE releases ice-cream coloured Plasma 5 just in time for summer

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It reminds me of Windows. Flat and depressing.

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Philip K Dick 'Nazi alternate reality' story to be made into TV series

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"Throw in a setting of an alternate reality in the 60s and I think the public won't know what to make of it."

Spot on! Anyone under 30 thinks it's ancient history. Many of those who lived through it were in their own alternative reality at the time anyway.

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Re: I love alternate realities...

"Mysterium", that describes an America withering under the boot of an Inquisition-like religious institution.

Is it anything like Heinleins Revolt in 2100 Specifically the first story "If this goes on..." from 1940?

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Re: The plot from Wolfenstein?

The Nazis thought of it first. That's one of the reasons they were working on very long range bombers, submarine launched aircraft and ICBMs along with their nooklear programme.

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"The US seems to be desperate to portray Germany in a bad light at the moment; "

Yeah, funny that. Make objections to US poilicy and you become the bad guy.

Next thing you know McD's will be selling Freedomburgers with their freedom fries.

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Re: alternate reality??

"Suborbital airliners?"

Well, we ain't got orbital airliners so what's left must all be suborbital ones.

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Stick a 4K in them: Super high-res TVs are DONE

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Re: It doesn't matter how good the display is if there's nothing to display

"So the question is - of the HD channels on Sky HD, how many carry a 1080 picture?"

Yehbut, the menus looks soooo much crisper at 1080p

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Re: During the meanwhile ...

Wow! That took longer than expected for the obligatory "I don't watch telly, it's all crap" post.

At least you didn't snobbishly claim to not even own a TV while commenting on the quality of the content :-)

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Re: " were perfectly comfortable with the televisions they currently use"

On the other hand, the people I saw marching out of ASDA a few years back with cheap 40" LCD TVs labelled as HD Ready will see an enourmous difference no matter what they buy. On closer inspection, those no-name HD Ready TVs were 640x480 panels (I kid you not!!)

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HP settles suit with popstar Chubby Checker over todger tester app

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K'nel!

...as another Chubby might say :-)

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Beancounters tell NASA it's too poor to fly planned mega-rocket

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Re: @James 51

Yeah, and we all know what those ESPs really mean by "up to 220v" or "up to 30A". And you have to PAY for QoS if you want a nice steady 50Hz. And don't use too much or you'll be restricted to 24V for up to 4 hours.

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Sony tries to make PlayStation Network hack row go away with $15m in cash and games

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Easy. Because that $15m is retail value. To Sony, it's probably less than $5m in actual costs. And they get to retain the suckers customers on subscription for at least another year.

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Arrr: Freetard-bothering Digital Economy Act tied up, thrown in the hold

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Re: [no payment was supplied]’

And as another poster pointed out, "the abysmal state of broadband" in the USA. I have a number of frinds in both rural and metro areas of the USA who simply have no option to get fast enough BB for reliable streaming of video so you can't generalise in that way.

Does Netflix do downloads? Maybe then it would work even if "on demand" means downloading a 1 hour show in 2 hours.

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"If every musician in the world had to rely on Spotify for their income, no one would be making music anymore."

I strongly doubt that. Artists have a different mindset to most of the people reading/posting here. Money and hourly pay rates are not the highest of priorities for everyone and especially not the arty crafty types.

I've seen a number of posts here over the years by people deingrating activities which are "cheaper" (for the poster) to buy in rather than do themselves because they earn more per hour at work than it would cost to pay for the item/service/repair. They can't get their heads around the idea that when you are not actually at work, your time is not chargable by the hour. You are free to do whatever interests or amuses you. Many artists, of whatever bent, think like that about their "work".

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BMW's ConnectedDrive falls over, bosses blame upgrade snafu

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Re: Steve Graham How hard can it be?

"I assume BMW have included an extra element of authorization"

Yes, but that could still be done without having to transit 3rd party servers. From what I've read about both this and many other so-called "apps", they are just front ends to data slurping and monitoring systems in "da cloud thing"

Since the "app" device and the remote device both have an internet connection, there's no good reason why the essential functions, if not the majority of functions, should not be device to device connections. Not only is it one less point of failure, but it's removing a failure point that can affect your entire customer base. If the company really must slurp the data, why not just upload it after the fact instead of monitoring everything in real time.

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Auntie remains MYSTIFIED by that weekend BBC iPlayer and website outage

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Flaky weather in a summer heatwave? Thats' no joke!

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Reg Latin scholars scrap over LOHAN's stirring motto

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Re: might of been?

Ah, so the irony was deficient then :-)

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might of been?

"That might of been the end of it, but Irony Deficient..."

Please tell me that that is an "oh, well played sir!" moment and not a major cock-up in an article on sentence construction.

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Motorist 'thought car had caught fire' as Adele track came on stereo

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Re: My favorite pointless distracting matrix sign ...

For an amusingly random selection of Matrix sign messages, visit:

http://www.trafficengland.com and select Traffic Map and browse around after enabling the Roadside Messaging Signs radio button on the right of the map.

It tends to be daytimes when the more non-urgent messages appear. Looking at it at about 2am Wednesday most of them across the UK are telling us that there are major road closures all over the place as summer roadworks season gets into full swing.

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That's an interesting one. Here in the UK it may well have gone the other way, at least in terms of the severity of the charges/punishment dished out to the stopped car driiver since not only was the motorcyclist speeding, but in the UK you are supposed to drive at a suitable speed for the conditions and that means being able to stop in time before you hit an obstruction.

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Re: Devil's advocate....

"why would I be looking at the radio, instead of the road ahead?"

You shouldn't be just looking at the road ahead. You should be moving your eyes constantly while driving to also see behind you via your mirrors as well as checking your speed and other dashboard displays for warning lights.

Also, peripheral vision works vertically as wel as laterally.

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There's NOTHING on TV in Europe – American video DOMINATES

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Re: Oh dear

"No adverts interrupting your viewing every ten minutes or so for a start!"

That may be, but most BBC productions these days, especially documentaries, are made with sales to commercial channels in mind. There ared obvious "ad breaks" with "here's a re-cap of what you've just seen followed by a "coming next" segment at least once, if not twice during a show,

And we are now getting ad breaks, especially on sat channels which are approaching US levels of intrusion, eg up to 7 minutes of ads and no station ident or other cue that an ad break is starting, just a cust from the show direct to the ads. This mainly on US owned channels, but is being copied by local UK channels too. It's most obvious at peak times. I tend to set my VM Tivo to record the repeat viewings late at night or early hours of the morning so the ad breaks are much shorter and so easier and quicker to skip over.

I do wonder what has been cut from a show to fit in those longer peak time ad breaks though, We used to get three 4 minute adbreaks in a one hour show. Now we get three breaks of 6-8 minutes each, And I STILL DON'T watch them.

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Banning handheld phone use by drivers had NO effect on accident rate - study

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Re: re : James 51

"Similarly the lights at a level crossing..."

I think you'll find that the road crosses the railway line, not the other way around so you are on railway property under railway rules and laws.

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Re: re : James 51

"So the little green and red men are advisory only for pedestrians crossing the road, but the big red amber and green traffic lights at road junctions are obligatory for cyclists just as they are for motor vehicles."

Spot on. And by definition, a zebra crossing is just a courtesy where politeness is expected to be at a maximum by all concerned, A vehicle only has to stop if someone is on the crossing. If someone is standing at a crossing waiting, a driver does not HAVE to stop. So, in effect, a zebra crossing has no real effect other than to remind a driver that a pedestrian in the road has more right of way than an oncoming vehilce sin ce the same zebra crossing "rules" apply at all times even when there is no crossing.

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Chrome browser has been DRAINING PC batteries for YEARS

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Re: This is a Windows API problem

But that, too, is probably too much to ask due to "commercial realities".

...and yet MS can be so autocratic when they choose to be, eg lack on Win8 start menu, ribbon etc.

Considering their market clout, they could have made API changes which pissed off developers at almost any time and the devs would have just had to suck it up. At least since Win98 MS has been the defacto desktop standard by almost any sane measurement. And before the dowvoters leap to action, I rarely use Windows myself following the one tru Daemon, FreeBSD :-)

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Re: This is a Windows API problem

"Interesting, what is the API and the boundaries for this tick value?"

+/- 100ms. Just in case you need the OS to go backwards.

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Cops nab suspect using CREEPY facial recog system

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Re: Sorry about this..

"why anyone, guilty or innocent would want to agree to something like that"

The guilty don't get a choice. The truly innocent will probably think it's no big deal. The criminals not yet found gulity of anything will say no.

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Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Eccentric billionaire Musk gets his PRIVATE SPACEPORT

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Re: I read today the UK is planning a spaceport in Scotland

...and thye recently upgraded runway for heavy lifters.

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Re: I read today the UK is planning a spaceport in Scotland

"Glasgow Prestwick airport,"

Putting Holyrood under the downrange abort path. Oops, sorry about your government guys. Would you like to be governed by Westminster while you rebuild?

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UK Parliament rubber-stamps EMERGENCY data grab 'n' keep bill

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Re: Is their a list ?

"He further pointed out that the cabinet reshuffle meant the press hardly took an interest in this issue."

Yes, it was a good day the bury bad news.

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Google's Pankhurst doodle doo-doo shows the perils of using Google to find stuff out

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Re: But what about the doodle?

"but 156th anniversary? What's special about that?"

ISTR an interview with someone from Google being asked a question along those lines. I believe it was stated that they generally try to avoid the more usual/standard anniversaries precisely because everyone else tends to use 10, 20, 50, 75, 100 as number for anniversaries.

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Delaware pair nabbed for getting saucy atop Mexican eatery

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Re: Dammit Lester!

""Del Taco"? I thnk what you mean is Taco Belle...."

It's Del Boy and Rodneys new venture you plonker!

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Re: Why?

"It's a complete mystery."

Hey, how come you don't get a staff gold badge? Upvoted to help you on your way to silver ;)

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Infected Chinese inventory scanners ships off logistics intel

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WTF?

scanners and website-hosted software

Why would a bar-code scanner need internet access to "website-hosted software"?

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Elon Musk to fund Tesla museum with 'ONE MEEELLION DOLLARS'

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How old?

"July 10, which would have been Tesla's 158th birthday."

Erm...no. The guy was a genius and invented many things, but immortality wasn't one of them.

Unless this documentary was accurate...

Thumbs up to Musk for the spondoolics though.

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Adobe Flash: The most INSECURE program on a UK user's PC

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Re: What IS Flash?

Saviour of the universe?

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Google went behind our backs and really HURT US, squeal upset porn kingpins

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Re: Some say...

"earning cash every time someone looks up 'turpitude'."

To save anyone else looking it up...

Turpitude; The state of mind attained when while cleaning paintbrushes.

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'BIGGEST BIRD EVER': 21-foot ripsaw-beaked flying HORROR

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Re: take off

"Then again, they did die out "under mysterious circumstances". So maybe it was crap take-off abilities and natural selection."

On the other hand, the article states "The huge seabirds were found all over the world for tens of millions of years" which suggests that he people who know about this stuff believe these birds were around for waaaaay longer than human beings have been so far. :-)

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Virgin Media goes titsup AGAIN. The cause? Yet MORE DNS strife

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Strangely, I am most definitely in the Great North East and I didn't notice any problems at all.

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Doctor Who season eight scripts leak online

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"Sorry, should I have said "spoiler alert"?"

No. You should have said "Spoilers sweetie"

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You 'posted' a 'letter' with Outlook... No, NO, that's the MONITOR

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Re: Turn off the computer, then turn it on again...

" If they actually sort of know how to use the thing"

Ah, the most dangerous kind of user. Before they call support they've "tried" everything already. Everything, that is, except the right thing. And now it's going to take ages to fix all the additional problems they just caused.

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Is there too much sex and violence on TV?

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Re: Disproportionate response

" complaints, often in SINGLE FIGURES."

IIRC there is some formula or multiplier that equates each actual complaint to some larger number of people who would have complained but for some reason didn't actually get around to making the complaint.

But I agree, grovelling apologies because of single figure complaints is just silly unless that formula or multiplier can be shown to be accurate, with evidence, and involves factors of 1000's

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