* Posts by Pete

41 posts • joined 29 May 2007

US Federal Trade Commission shuts down ISP

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Maybe

the puke ray would be suitably therapeutic in regular 10s bursts.

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ISPs frosty on Jacqui's comms surveillance plan

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It all comes down to the fact that

our administrators in govt have a fetish to print off the whole internet.

Tell them no, peacefully, tell them why, and refuse to pay them.

Easy!

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AMD locks and loads 'Istanbul' six-shooter

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Well,

...my pc has RAID1, quadcore and nice ram, and it rocks, way faster for testing etc.

I can simultaneously defrag, scan system with SEP & defender, move 2GB files around with several other programs running, and the CPU still barely hits 25% across all 4 cores.

While this is happening, I open outlook, and as the window zooms out, I can see the inbox filling with messages pouring in before the window has finished maximising. mmmmmmmm

This is good for me because I spend much of my time waiting for standard pcs (above avg specs).

Then I load up CounterStrike and im the first one into a new map everytime.

LESSON: LIFE IS TOO PRECIOUS TO WASTE, WAITING FOR A CRAPPY MACHINE.

My chargeout rate is a bit more than double that of a plumber. So i could pay for the difference in parts cost in about a day. Quad 2.66 GHz is almost the same price as the C2D 3.0GHz anyway.

Besides I can load up a beta, trial or recovery of some new OS on a spare HDD in:

XP 14 mins

Vista 11 mins

Win7 13 mins

Srv2008 SBS 26 mins.

I wish I had a 10GB/Sec DVD drive. Hmm now if i raided up an array for VirtualDrive, brb

Done!

So that is why faster is better, because I have a life outside of the machine.

Paris because like data, she will come quickly if you have the right hardware.

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Wikipedia bans Church of Scientology

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Paris Hilton

HAHAHAHA Great Fail!

Score: 10/10 Next they should ban america for trying to claim the first manned flight.

NZ Geniuses beat them to it so US try to change 'history'..

No wait - ban the whole world so that they can only wikifiddle themselves.

Paris - she likes to edit.

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Hiding secret messages in internet traffic: a new how-to

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This has been around for ages, Oasis

Take a video stream, blend subtle shadings in the shapes of text of secret msg, say but broken apart across 3 to 5 frames or more, then distrubute rest of msg similarly over different parts of the frame througout movie. That was pubic knowledge in 1994, spo0o00o0o00o0oks would have used it before then for sure...

"Where were you while we were getting h1gh."

Paris, cos I could easily secrete a packet in her communication channels.

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Michael Dell faces questions in crime-camera case

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Alien

His mate will be there in support.

Satan :)

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Massed x86 ranks 'blowing away' supercomputer monoliths

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No Comment...

...about the journalistic qualities of this article, it gave me an erection.

Can I install Counter-Strike on one of these?

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Zen and the Art of Laptop Battery Maintenance

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Paris

would use disposables.

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Ofcom works out why Wi-Fi doesn't work

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Interference by wankers

A couple of years ago, I spent a couple of hours trying to get a usually reliable 802.11g connection operable for a laptop in an urban office.

I had tried all the usual tricks and was ready to pronounce the unit 'dead for unknown reasons'.

I was waiting in reception several floors for the lovely office managerette to finish a call to say it was no-go, when I noticed a 20+ car Wankercade/Cuntourage of black limo$, black explorers, motorbikes etc leaving.

It was Wanker(c)Google - Blairs' lot leaving from the Wangham Hotel in an un-named antipodean North Island city, after some big conf.

Then someone at the back of the office shouted with glee - ITS CONNECTED FINALLY

Wankers' spooks must have been jamming the spectrum I say - fucken arrogant cocks.

Black Helicopters - to match the motorcade.

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Disk platter sizes vary with drive speeds

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Also, you children may not know

the platters inside are axually round like a circle - EVEN though the outer case is sorta rectangiller (Texan drawl)

Next week can we learn about the alphabit or numbas?

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Conservative US shock-jock to sue Wacky Jacqui

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Like all media hos...

they feed on the apparence of conflict, fear, uncertainty and doubt, to add momentum to their cause.

...and if you buy the DVD or make a 1-900 donation, he can smoke even more right-wing crack. or pay the drones to do stuff.

Jacqui, the tard-mistress, seriously looks a bit retarded like GWB.

She is doing an equally dumbed-down FUD-fuelled job of using the media to bash in your forehead with the text-baton - much cheaper than a paddy wagon full of real policeman-weilding batons.

It is all just more psyops drivel - both sides.

Paris - cos US & UK aint worth visiting anymore.

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Google Chocolate Factory patents Data Center Navy

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Coat

A Conspiracy!

Capt James Rand must be in league with the seagoing-chocolate-fish-factory farmers.

Think what 'advances' a completely law-free undersea cloud could provide for corporate/government, normally 'bound' by their own laws/borders.

SubmarineExtraOrdinaryDataRendition-As-A-Service.

Mines the one with amanfrommars's RFID tag in the pocket.

Or maybe Paris, starring in Octopussy 2010 ???

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MS opens kimono on Windows 7 security features

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Shift in Underlying Purpose

for the OS. Ready for chipping users next.

Un-chipped users, access denied.

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NASA's Kepler dazzles with first pics in new-Earth hunt

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Space-Nazis!

Nice swastika... Jacqui would be proud of them!

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Conspiracy theories aplenty as Amazon delists gay books

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@Jolyon Ralph

HAHAHAHA

iGerbils anyone?

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Russian schoolgirl invents inertioid-driven Venus rover

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Yeah my kid is one of those

maxed his kindy teachers out on day 4 of pre-school (aged3.5) - by correcting the teacher...

"actually the moon is a satellite."

The next week he taught them about the Large Hadron Collider, explaining that it was an experiment to find out what atoms are made of.

He scoffed at his 5 yr old brother recently, informing him that Jesus wasnt real.

Eyes WIDE open.

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DARPA: Give us solar cells you can use to build stuff

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Try

Hemp!

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Super Talent flashes the big whopper

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@Ashley P

Thanks, you just made my day!

Ergone Hosting!

What next? Token-Cock-Ring Routers? [yeah i was born a while ago too.]

P2P?

Birthing could present a DoS situation though.

tracert -J paris'shosting.biz

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G20 police demand ID as train staff ordered to spy on passengers

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Alert

Excuse me ossifer?

I was heading to work and saw several corrupt billionaires and politicians, gathering to collude and conspire treasonous schemes...

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Sex crime 'lie detector' pilot could prompt wider use

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Ban the Wiggles & Barney

They are really training videos for pedos...

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Boffins finger reason for non-aligned cows

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Coat

Bernard I concur

Also from NZ, they align to the sun for heat or cool, and usually point smelly end to extremes of wind.

Mines the one with the velcro gloves in the pocket...

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Ex-Star Wars boffins build mosquito-blasting raygun

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Next logical step

Is to use the high-power, helicopter-mounted version of the laser for exterminating all humans in known filesharing and music-downloading neighbourhoods. Spiffingly efficient!

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Kraft puts foot in big pot of yoghurt?

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new spelling too...

FARKT

Paris - smothered in yoghurt...

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Samsung PB22-J 256GB SSD

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@Leo Waldock

Ahem, the RIAA want you to stop copying their 6 pr0n AVI's...

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Texting peer released from prison

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"Fasciising Nepotitis"

...fairness eating disease.

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Eset false alarm puts system files on remand

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UAC =?

Uninformed Anonymous Coward?

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Conficker call-backs threaten to swamp legit domains

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I Have the Phix!

Just insert some global govt interstitial Ads into said http requests, so that the evil botmaster gets some social reprogramming, all paid for by advertisers.

The software to do this is phucking called "Ph**m" mate, you can get it on torrents :-)

Mines the long coat with unbreakable encryption on the pockets, and a tin-foil hood.

Paris, cos she can lick my .conf anyday.

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Trigger-happy Welsh cops taser sheep

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Black Helicopters

If the sheep were instead 'rendered' ...

...to Guantanamo, we wouldnt be reading about this sheep - and the officer(s) would not be facing the wrath (cough cough) of the RSPCA.

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'Malvertizement' epidemic visits house of Newsweek.com

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Licensing

How much do they charge for 178 copies for our corporate network?

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US Senate to probe Goo-Hoo!

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@ Kevin Kitts

~Yahoogle, at best, only has two toolbars to screw around with.~

Far King Brilliant! ...Well said sir.

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Phoenix beams back Martian postcards

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Alien

This is the view from

AmanFromMars' verandah!

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Swiss ponder the 'dignity of plants'

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Classless Plant Democracy

I firmly beleive that plants should be able to vote, and that the class system which cannabis is enmired, should be abolished.

Paris Hilton because it is undignified for vegetables to wear clothes.

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IBM clubs nano noise with graphene sandwich

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UTP

Unshelded Twisted Pair.

Paris & Britney?

Too hot to wear a coat today...

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Faster broadband through bonding

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Coat

Don't forget

Your are choosing to pay twice, to acheive the original promised bandwith...

Its a con, Telco's are a disease.

have a nice day!

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Boeing guards its right to tail employees

Pete

It's simple

Just leave an encrypted usb key lying around, wait until the goons have taken/stolen it, then call MI6/CIA/SIS and tell them you have uncovered a animal-pr0n rights activist cell.

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Intel does small storage box with EMC

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Go

Are there more than 3 people

using vista64? - can they run more than calc.exe?

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Pee-powered battery unveiled

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ROTM

Are we in the matrix now, or is this a contruct?

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Mr and Mrs Renault cannot name daughter Megane

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Bartender calls across crowded pub...

ANYONE SEEN MIKE HUNT?

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Pete

This should be under the ROTM section...

Readers getting confused over who is human, who is machine. Who to trust

[....dons tin-foil balaclava, zips up foil suit.]

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Racist Reg hacks slammed for 'vitriolic hatred'

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In New Zealand...

We use velcro gloves when shagging sheep, to gain better traction.

Fortunately most Welsh people have a sense of humour.

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Online games turn British man into hero

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Wot hp?

What hp did he get u to?

gg

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