622 posts • joined 19 May 2010
NSA fail either way
the NSA reportedly used the flaw for its own hacking purposes and never warned folks
but the NSA tweeted that it did no such thing:
NSA was not aware of the recently identified Heartbleed vulnerability until it was made public.
So they either knew about it and didn't tell anyone, which will not impress various large corporate bodies who've had to spend money to mitigate against it, or they didn't know about it and were caught hopping, in which case they're in trouble because they bloody SHOULD have known about it.
That's a nice computer you have there, shame if anything happened to it...
like THIS for instance...
Are you sure we can't interest you in an upgrade?
Looks like in a few years the lower atmosphere is going to be more cluttered than Low-Earth Orbit is, and commercial airliners are going to be playing Dodge-The-Drone on every flight.
I gave myself permission to look at one of our Mac Book Airs.
The reported version of openssl is 0.9.8 so that'll do me.
Re: separate points of failure?
Reading a recent thread on here, it appears that Cryptolocker, at least, will happily encrypt not only your local drive, but any attached shares as well, so your idea wouldn't work.
Personal assistants and those working in public relations were the two most targeted professions, according to Symantec's report
The solution is obvious...
Have they raised enough to fund a ticket on Elon Musk's space bus yet?
How the hell do you expect us commentards to get any work done if you schedule these things on a weekday??
I'm just going to have to think up a good excuse for spending all day in the server room, now...
So, they haven't paid the gas bill?
Re: Is there...
All right, Beatrice, there was no alien. The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
'You appear to have just run with scissors, want to try that again?'
Re: What's that Skippy?
My personal favorite was a design to eliminate the pidgin problem
The solution to the pidgin problem is to learn a proper language...
Pigeons, on the other hand, are more difficult...
Re: I'm not sure what to make of that analogy.
I have never understood what the attraction is of peanut butter and jelly.
I like peanut butter (both crunchy and smooth) and I like jams (jelly? wtf is that about) including grape, but I cannot imagine putting them together in a sandwich, it's just wrong...
Isn't Herefordshire a lot closer to the "Big Wet Bit" than Berkshire, and therefore more likelihood of the Frogmanaut being required?
I hope he's got a personal locator beacon about his person...
Re: "by carrying out the first skull transplant using plastic parts built in a 3D printer."
May I point out that this is an implant, not a transplant?
So medically, to be a transplant, does the replacement part have to have been part of a different body first?
Re: No @ David W
Brilliant description, which nicely sums up my experiences as well.
I wish I could give you more than a token upvote
Man for instance have been walking into lamp posts while looking at an attractive member of the interesting sex since the invention of the lamp post.
Exactly, they're approaching this from the wrong angle (HA)
It's obvious that lamp posts, telegraph poles, cars, buses and buildings should be outlawed immediately, and removed.
Don't they know that it's Man's god-given right to wander around wherever they want to whilst staring at pointless shit on their expensive toy, without fear of let or hindrance...
Re: Two possibilites....
someone, somewhere thinks cat videos will find a big demand in Africa.
Well, they do have much bigger cats in Africa...
"Manufacturer Imperfections" in a Chinese manufactured laptop? Imagine that!
Why do people still trot out this stupid cliché?
A large proportion of the day to day consumer electronics used round the world is manufactured in China, especially telecommunications and networking devices, and yet people still come out with the same bullshit.
Never mind the IT angle...
...what about the serious stuff!
When I read DUNKABLE I thought this would be an article on the far more important science of biscuit dunking:
Re: The ultimate test
The cat litter can be gently heated in an oven to restore its effectiveness.
Does that also work for general use?
Yes, if you NEVER, EVER want to cook food in the oven EVER AGAIN!!
When measuring distances in space scientists use astronomical units, with one AU being exactly 149,597,870,700 meters – or the distance from the Sun to the Earth.
Is this an average? as I thought the Earth's orbit was elliptical?
It was crap like this that made me delete Facebook.
Wait, What! You deleted the whole of Facebook??
Re: Nice to see...
Umm... yes, that was my point...
Re: Nice to see...
What on earth makes you think that N.I. payments go anywhere near the NHS??
I bet you think the Road Fund Licence goes to the councils for maintenance, as well, don't you?
'can't put adjectives behind the why'
I could think of a few nice adjectives...
Re: So they...
let an AI loose on the Interwebs and it started playing games and watching cat videos.
So... It's already achieved the same level of sentience as most internet users then?
Re: World-class data-mining.
Jake, is that you?
Re: Are you sure it's the wrong conclusion ?
Amazon has clearly determined that your progeny are now of child bearing age, and therefore are making you this offer to help you support your grandchildren...
Re: Typewriter and Abacus are not running XP
I've not been able to work out to connect them to the phone line let alone the Internet!
Oh come on...
Acoustic coupler, obviously!
You just need to type or click the beads at 9600 baud...
Re: Biker Dentist
As soon as I read "Biker Dentist" that's what I thought of...
Re: Pliers, Wiring, No 2.
I thought it was Screwdriver No.2 and Pliers, Wiring No.81.
It was in my day...
Re: Closed captions?
I suspect the subtitles are intended to fill Quebecóis language requirements
So... what's the french for
OoooooooooooooooHHH YEEEEEEEEEESSSS YES YES OHMIGOD
(and in case anyone thinks that's a serious question, I offer)
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHH OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIH OUI OUI OH MON DIEU
Re: OUT OF THE WAY!
It's an Emergency Galaxy...
You can't hear the NEE-NAH NEE-NAH but you can sure see the Blue Lights!
Nice idea, until you remember that Dark Matter is a made up fudge to explain a failure in our theories of gravitational attraction...
I don't know why you got downvoted for that, you are absolutely correct, in the UK, other than a few commentards, there has been very little fuss, and most of the media have actively pushed the party line - surveillance is good for you. As far as the man in the street is concerned there is no story, no problem.
Alistair, I'm the same a you, I'd never heard of Whats App, no-one I know uses it, and the only reason I became aware of it was that I've been receiving some particularly persistent spam claiming to be from them for a couple of months, and the name caught my eye, as we use a piece of software called What's Up, and the similarity made me look twice.
Until the big hoohah about it, I'd no idea what it was for, though...
Re: I ain't a hipster then
Just to clarify...
Are you getting rid of your face fungus, your follicles or your hipsters??
And if the first, why are you paying!!
Re: Shurely Shome Mishtake?
Beat me too it, I was going to say the same. All you need is the helipad under a glass dome.
'It's great', says David Cameron...
However, his leased line is probably only 2Mb/s synchronous, if it's a standard copper offering.
"It's not dead, it's just resting..."
Re: I keep looking at these NAS devices
Are you saying they are creating 40-50GB a day or is that just the overall tally after say 5 years?
Christ no not an extra 40GB / day :)
No, that's what each daily backup tops out at with a few of the businesses which have been going a few years. Some more, some less. I'm talking building supplies, plumbing contractors, network contractors, a couple of restaurants, that sort of business.
I would say though that any business which uses Microsoft products (Word, Excel etc), which a lot of them have to because that's what the firms and customers they deal with use, will generate a lot more data simply 'cos of file sizes...
I would be very surprised if those businesses could do less than 8GB.
Re: I keep looking at these NAS devices
How much data should a IFA or a small plumbing firm have then? Do tell.
Well, the ones I support usually backup their accounts, their correspondence (ie PDFs, Word docs, Excel sheets), their email...
I would say the average small business - and by that I mean < 10 employees, generates 40 - 50GB of data which requires daily backup.
Re: I keep looking at these NAS devices
Very few businesses have more than 8GB of data let alone 8TB.
What?? Which century are you living in? Did you really mean that or is it a typo?
Maybe they should make the PCI compliance requirements consistent so that is is actually possible to meet them all and still run a functional public website.
We are not currently compliant, as we refuse to turn off SSL 3, TLS1.0 and TLS 1.1. If we do that, most legacy browsers will be unable to connect to the sites. (and by "legacy" I mean Firefox < v27, Chrome < v29, IE < v11, Safari < v6, etc, etc) so basically a large proportion of our client base.
Also, in order to be compliant with the BEAST mitigation requirements, we offer RC4 level ciphers first, but that's not compliant either...
Re: In the UK?!
Using the term headsup whilst discussing the digestive system...
Sounds to me like Trenco.
Any purple vegetation??
Sir, how the fuck do you expect a PoS machine to work if it can't talk to the outside world?
Re: Goodbye Gorilla Glass
And I was just going to ask if Gorilla glass was therefore based on some part of the gorilla's anatomy...