Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

Beautiful - a shame a lot of the beauty can only be seen from the side

Trading in my existing 27inch iMac? - probably not, but some deffo lusting here

Walled Garden

So - in order to get my mitts on the latest OS, i have to purchase new hardware?????

I hate this Android Walled Garden thing

mmmmmmm - The iPad 4 in my hands feels even better now

Picked one up in Waterstone - It had a dead battery and staff had no idea what to do with it... has Waterstones become PC World?

Very plastic to hold and I was very happy to give Apple my money for the iPad Mini instead

Personally I love a good Apple review on El Reg - I love the way it winds up the OSnobs who can't stand the fact that we have a choice with how we spend our cash

Happy Bunny

I purchased the iPad 3 a couple of weeks before the 4 came out

A little miffed, I called Apple and they happily agreed to swap it for a 4

Try that at PC World

I've got one - and its beautiful

Meh - The queues where healthy in Central London yesterday

I picked one up in Central London yesterday and its a beautiful little machine - especially compared to the cheapo crap being peddled by Amazon

Amazon / Samsung / Google would give their eye teeth so see people queuing for their rubbish devices

Abort / Retry / Fall about laughing

Is this the tablet that needs a BlackBerry Handset to do email?????

Optional

Very cunning Samsung

They can't sell the things on the basis of price / spec etc - they go for the sympathy vote

Ha Ha Ha

Abort / Retry / Fall about laughing

Thank god for Microsoft - they never fail to make me laugh

Abort / Retry / Fail

Nice to see the Wintards out in such numbers today - Yawn

Cheap as chips

Android is Cheap?

Crappy handsets are cheap, stuff comparable with the Apple build quality are not cheap

Abort / Retry / Fail

"Sorry I didn't call you darling, my phone is riddled with viruses..........."

Damn, I DO love my iPhone

Yes Please

If it works, Put me down for a dozen

Woof Woof

Love the iPhone, have owned 3 of them for Dev purposes

A smaller form factor would win out with those of us with smaller hands - ie: a lot of the female of the species.

C'mon Apple, roll the puppy out

Abort / Retry / Fail

http://www.b3ta.com/links/Stewart_Lee_on_Top_Gear

far funnier than Clarkson and his cronies

Easy

Simples

Let Apple use the App Store and Microsoft can use "Crap Store"

Happy Days Pt 2

Lovely machine - I had the DV version and was very happy to have a machine that just worked

Kept my microsoft mouse to run with it though :)

The Daily Star

Data snoop stalks coffee shop user with cock out - lolz - Great headline

Abort / Retry / Fail

"There's nothing that the iPod does that I say, 'Oh, wow, I don't think we can do that.'"

Apart from being a massive success of course

It could be worse

Ballmer as Secretary of State for Defense......

apathy rules

Does anyone really care what Microsoft do anymore?

Simples

Wishful thinking but OSX Meerkat would make me smile

Oh - and to the Mac haters, I'm told Dixons has a sale on, so toddle off nicely please

ever decreasing circles

"Introducing the Manchester event, Andy Wigley, from Microsoft mobile specialists APPA Mundi, explained that Windows Mobile 6.5 remains Microsoft's business smartphone platform. Windows Phone 7 is aimed at consumers"

A platform with a minuscule chunk of the market and they sub-divide it even further?

Sheesh

Abort / Retry / Fail

Thanks El Reg for making my day

Sent from my Non Ironic iPhone

comic effect

Playbook.... lol - say it again for effect... Playbook

yup - its real - Playbook......

Abort / Retry / Go to PC World

Chlamydia ?

Parp Parp

But what links the handsets? - G Strings?

WTF

Sounds great - All I want is a bloody phone that works and I end up in the middle of a legal gangbang

Sent from my IPhone

Abort / Retry / Go to PC World

Apart from its appallingly slow startup time - which is something I've noticed afflicts a lot of Microsoft Applications on the Mac - Word is actually rather neat and usable.

Excel on the Mac - also very neat - Shockingly UnMicrosoft in fact

Translation

Ovi is Finnish for Fart

Remember me on this computer?

Does anyone really care??

More choices

My Iphone uses an OS, my HTC uses an OS and seeing as these are effectively hand held computers, I think they are worthy of inclusion into any "Market Share" debate.

As to the Windoze thing - it always reminds me of the old saying "Eat dung, 20 trillion flies can't be wrong"

Toilet Humour

I want a Black RIM Pad!!!

Abort / Retry / Fail

Ballmer stressed the new responsibilities incumbent on partners getting into cloud - reliably, security, privacy and operational excellence.......

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Bing, Zune, Kin, Vista, Mobile - all total rubbish and don't get me started on the office suite or their abysmal advertising campaigns.

Add the very visible and very very hateable CEO

Yup - lots to Loath / Laugh at (Delete where applicable)