28 posts • joined 18 May 2010
Worst. Article. Ever. Written. Period.
No, you do
"You make a terrible point." No, you do.
An utter waste
Reading this article was a huge waste of time. I'll know to skip Mr. Dabbs in future.
No big surprise
I thought everyone already knew the French have no balls.
Re: 5 million?
So, 9 million pieces of crap are somehow better than 5 million iPhones? Hmmm.
Re: Didn't Apple drop support on older phones?
No, you're wrong. The only ones not supported had contracts that expired years ago. Get your facts straight, if you can.
Re: You get what you pay for
No, you didn't.
Dear El Reg
When will you stop publishing the drivel this idiot keeps writing?
iPads don't have Siri, stupid.
Re: Out of curiosity ...
Then how's this, J1? Fuck you and your gods.
Re: Apples with Apples?
Oh right. All those embedded devices that every time I'm forced to use one (like supermarket checkout devices), they're down. "Sorry, this lane closed". Enough said.
Re: Is this where
No, it comes from St. Louis, Missouri. Just setting things straight.
Please alert me to more articles by this idiot. I'd like to avoid them at all costs.
Re: Stock and shares are naturally risky.
Wrong! Those shares are not yet available to short.
I know one thing...
I don't know when, but I know what it will look like: a huge, open oval. Of course then Samsung will claim that they did NOT copy Apple.
Why not execution?
Execution would solve the immediate problem, but also ensure the genes were not passed on ad infinitum.
This Matt Asay (Ass Say?) is completely and utterly wrong about this killing Windows. And I own nothing but Apple products, no Windoze whatsoever.
No one is forcing you to read the article, moron. STFU!
From what "collage" did you graduate, stupid? I think you might have meant "college." Not likely a typo, since you typed it more than once.
You're obviously an American.
Wicker, however, withdrew his support in 2010, stating that "... the television industry has been moving in the right direction on commercial advertising audio volume. Therefore, I do not believe government intervention is necessary at this time."
More likely, he was the recipient of a "generous" political contribution from the Advertisers' PAC (Political Action Committee for you Brits). Meaning: he's been bought and paid for like all the rest of the Republicans (and some Democrats) in Congress.
Through the rear-view mirror
It only works when seen through the rear-view mirror, but my favorite it is 3MTA3.
... you do!
Can you do no better?
Sir, can you do no better than to use a disgusting, insensitive term such as "commentards"? How would you like it being used in reference to you? It's time to stop all uses of such things as this. It has no place in decent journalism, and is very disturbing for decent folks to see and hear.
Why should they?
"The Reg has contacted Apple for clarification, comments, or help, but has not heard back from them."
And with all the Apple-hate dispensed on this site, why the fuck should they?
They are all a bunch of inbred idiots. End of story.
... they're crap!
This is what it means...
The new BSOD should actually say, "Our crappy operating system ran into a problem that it couldn't handle, and now it needs to restart."
You putz, why the "American" bashing? This story is from Canada, you moron.
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