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30 posts • joined 18 May 2010

US Attorney Gen latest to roast Apple, Google mobe encryption

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Yeah, right!

So Holder said "It is fully possible to permit law enforcement to do its job while still adequately protecting personal privacy." No it is not. Law enforcement absofuckinglutely does not care about citizens' privacy. And we now owe a debt of gratitude to Edward Snowden for showing us exactly that!

Holder can go piss up a rope!

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Google snaps up Divide to splice biz and personal phones together

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Unnecessary

Meh.

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Apple Schill-er: 'I was shocked - SHOCKED! They went and copied the iPhone'

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Really bad

Worst. Article. Ever. Written. Period.

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Microsoft: Someone gave us shot in the ARM by swallowing Surface tabs

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No, you do

"You make a terrible point." No, you do.

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Chaos Theory causes password entry pandemonium

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An utter waste

Reading this article was a huge waste of time. I'll know to skip Mr. Dabbs in future.

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Frenchmen's sperm plunges by a third in quality and quantity since '89

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No big surprise

I thought everyone already knew the French have no balls.

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Fanboys order 2m iPhone 5s in 24 hours

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Re: 5 million?

So, 9 million pieces of crap are somehow better than 5 million iPhones? Hmmm.

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'Over half' of Android devices have unpatched holes

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Re: Didn't Apple drop support on older phones?

No, you're wrong. The only ones not supported had contracts that expired years ago. Get your facts straight, if you can.

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Google's Nexus 7 tabs 'can't perform' if flash RAM crammed

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Re: You get what you pay for

No, you didn't.

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Windows 8? Nah: Win Phone 8 should give Apple the fear

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Dear El Reg

When will you stop publishing the drivel this idiot keeps writing?

Thank you

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iPad no flight risk says Federal Aviation Authority

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Re: Presumably........

iPads don't have Siri, stupid.

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Indonesia in pre-Ramadan web porn blitz

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Re: Out of curiosity ...

Then how's this, J1? Fuck you and your gods.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Design/graphics/icons/comment/thumb_down_32.png

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Numbers don't lie: Apple's ascent eviscerates Microsoft

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FAIL

Re: Apples with Apples?

Oh right. All those embedded devices that every time I'm forced to use one (like supermarket checkout devices), they're down. "Sorry, this lane closed". Enough said.

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Sozzled Americans nagged by talking urinal cake

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Re: Is this where

No, it comes from St. Louis, Missouri. Just setting things straight.

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Bye, bye Apple. Now Facebook's the global app kingmaker

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Utter Rubbish

Please alert me to more articles by this idiot. I'd like to avoid them at all costs.

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Facebook IPO plunge sparks tidal wave of lawsuits

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Re: Stock and shares are naturally risky.

Wrong! Those shares are not yet available to short.

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Steve Jobs' 'private Apple spaceship' seeks public love

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I know one thing...

I don't know when, but I know what it will look like: a huge, open oval. Of course then Samsung will claim that they did NOT copy Apple.

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Indiana cops arrest violent 6-year-old

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Why not execution?

Execution would solve the immediate problem, but also ensure the genes were not passed on ad infinitum.

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Death to Office or to Windows - choose wisely, Microsoft

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Really?

This Matt Asay (Ass Say?) is completely and utterly wrong about this killing Windows. And I own nothing but Apple products, no Windoze whatsoever.

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Steve Jobs gets posthumous Grammy AND a bronze statue

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FAIL

Huh?

No one is forcing you to read the article, moron. STFU!

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The cure for US job woes: More immigrants

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Collages?

From what "collage" did you graduate, stupid? I think you might have meant "college." Not likely a typo, since you typed it more than once.

You're obviously an American.

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FCC (finally) cracks down on BLARING! TV! ADS!

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More likely...

Wicker, however, withdrew his support in 2010, stating that "... the television industry has been moving in the right direction on commercial advertising audio volume. Therefore, I do not believe government intervention is necessary at this time."

More likely, he was the recipient of a "generous" political contribution from the Advertisers' PAC (Political Action Committee for you Brits). Meaning: he's been bought and paid for like all the rest of the Republicans (and some Democrats) in Congress.

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Too rude for the road: DVLA hot list of banned numberplates

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Through the rear-view mirror

It only works when seen through the rear-view mirror, but my favorite it is 3MTA3.

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Apple was OK to fire man for private Facebook comments

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No...

... you do!

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Steve Jobs named most influential game guy – ever

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FAIL

Can you do no better?

Sir, can you do no better than to use a disgusting, insensitive term such as "commentards"? How would you like it being used in reference to you? It's time to stop all uses of such things as this. It has no place in decent journalism, and is very disturbing for decent folks to see and hear.

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As iPhone 4S battery suckage spreads, fixes appear

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Why should they?

"The Reg has contacted Apple for clarification, comments, or help, but has not heard back from them."

And with all the Apple-hate dispensed on this site, why the fuck should they?

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Gay-bashing cult plans picket of Steve Jobs funeral

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Incest?

They are all a bunch of inbred idiots. End of story.

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Ultrabooks vs tablets: tablet demise greatly exaggerated

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Unhappy

Because...

... they're crap!

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Blue Screen of Death gets makeover for Windows 8

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Unhappy

This is what it means...

The new BSOD should actually say, "Our crappy operating system ran into a problem that it couldn't handle, and now it needs to restart."

That's it.

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Canadian mobe firm sued over disappearing husband

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FAIL

@Christopher W

You putz, why the "American" bashing? This story is from Canada, you moron.

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