* Posts by David Pollard

1321 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

Yahoo! is! not! killing! Messenger! today!, just! the! desktop! client!

David Pollard
Joke

... not used an IM for years!

You should stay in more.

Protect your staff from Toronto's terrible Twitter trolls, bosses told

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Send for the moderatrix

A brief consultancy with Ms Bee would soon set them on the right track.

California to put all your power-hungry PCs on a low carb(on) diet

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Re: Many coders live in California...

Linux would appear to provide an equivalent user experience in a great many cases with considerably reduced requirements for both memory and CPU capacity when compared with Windows. It would be interesting to know how the power savings would work out for the use of lower-spec PCs with equivalent perceived speed of operation.

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Hair dryers and vacuum cleaners next?

If the manufacturer's cost increases by $18 then the cost to the user will be somewhat more. I couldn't see, at first glance, how "costs ... will be more than recouped". My guess at typical power savings for a PC was 20W for 10 hours a day, or roughly 1 kWh per week. With 50 kWh costing maybe $5 or so the payback time looks likely to be 3 to 4 years or longer..

It would be interesting to know how the CEC did their sums.

Cray profits literally go up in smoke after electrical incident

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Re: Electrical Smoke Event?

At first glance I'd imagined a new sort of communal vaping device, or maybe an overloaded bong at the directors' meeting.

Norks hacks 90 Southern officials, journalists

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Re: Intelligent species

Don't apologise.

Kaminsky: The internet is germ-ridden and it's time to sterilize it

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"[T]his is something government should be devoted to fixing long term"

I wish.

Swede suffers shrinking penis after dentist fits mouthguard

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Re: Maybe it was in the wrong place

Or maybe he wasn't holding it right.

UK.gov digi peeps hunt open source chief

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Cheers to the Lawyer from Lima

It almost looks as though one could be cautiously optimistic about the future of government computing. Pint+ for whoever managed to bring this about, and for David Villanueva Nuñez whose outstanding work in Peru must have helped.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/05/19/ms_in_peruvian_opensource_nightmare/

There's something fundamentally democratic about sharing code, which is similar to sharing research results and understanding in science: everyone ends up better off. I hope that the trend towards open source will continue into the education sector.

Maxthon web browser blabs about your PC all the way back to Beijing

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Has anyone witten a guard ring?

Presumably it's possible to have adjunct software to plug the leaks, a bit like the utilities that are available to stop Windows 10 'phoning home or Adblock Plus.

UK's climate change dept abolished, but 'smart meters and all our policies strong as ever'

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Re: 5 MW?

"Didcot B can produce 1,360MW, enough power to meet the needs of 1 million households."

http://www.rwe.com/web/cms/en/320906/rwe-npower/about-us/our-businesses/power-generation/didcot/didcot-b/

Windows 10 a failure by Microsoft's own metric – it won't hit one billion devices by mid-2018

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Joke

Wexit?

Apparently there's chap by the name of Nigel Farage who's said to be rather good at explaining to people the disadvantages of hegemony; and he's recently decided that it's time to tackle new targets. I wonder if he might be encouraged to lend a hand.

Thermostat biz Nest warms to home security, touts cam with cloud storage subscription

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Face recognition?

Does it do face recognition and does Google have access to the police picture galleries?

Shocker: Computer science graduate wins a top UK political job

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He may well turn out be a good man for the job. His opposition to increased state surveillance convinced me that he was better than many in Westmister. And you don't have to be right wing to appreciate reasonable privacy.

Science non-fiction: Newly spotted alien world bathes in glow of three stars

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Dr Kildare!

Can't get the theme song out of my head now.

Link for those who missed this enthralling series:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PvuJZCCljo

Medicos could be world's best security bypassers, study finds

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Now you know ...

... why doctors' writing is almost impossible to decipher.

Brexit government pledge sought to keep EU-backed UK science alive

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Gen IV

This would be an appropriate time to upgrade the UK's nuclear research commitment to full membership of the Generation IV International Forum.

T-Mobile Czech ad man steals, sells, 1.5 million customer records

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Re: forgive me correcting your correction

I can't help but wonder where the moderatrix is now.

Telco bosses' salaries must take heat for cyber attacks, says MPs' TalkTalk enquiry

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"... compensation should be linked ..."

Does this recommendation extend to include such luminaries as the Secretary of Stare for Health, and would it be retroactive, for example in the case of a head of the DWP?

'I am not a lizard' Zuckerberg proclaims in public Q&A

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"stimulating the brain cells ... extreme signs of fear"

Be afraid, very afraid.

Kiwis prep 'permissive' space laws to help Rocket Lab get off the ground

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Re: Noice

And it's much more scenic than Area 51.

London Mayor election day bug forced staff to query vote DB by hand

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Re: If it sounds dodgy, it is dodgy

Computer counted elections can only be equivalently transparent if the source code is open to all for inspection.

Open source is vital. It is also necessary to have a permanent record of votes so that a recount is possible. Electronic storage doesn't allow for an audit using effectively unchangeable data in the way that paper and pencil does.

Voter registration site collapse proves genius of GDS, says minister

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Re: You couldn't make this sh** up

This is precisely the sort of thing "cloud" is supposed to handle...

What they seem to have used is clod computing - cloud with U left out..

Boffins decipher manual for 2,000-year-old Ancient Greek computer

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Epicycles may be better

Copernicus and Kepler did indeed provide an improved explanation of how and why the planets move as they do. But it's a rather cumbersome task to work out how they will appear seen from Earth at any given time, to predict eclipses or to navigate. Even with an an ephemeris to hand, trig tables and logs it isn't by any means easy to draw a picture of the planets in the sky.

Epicycles, on the other hand can be quite quick and simple; particularly if the model can use integer arithmetic, with a couple of analogue wobbles in appropriate gear wheels. The epicyclic model may not have been the best in terms of explanatory power, but it was certainly the way to go in terms of providing a pragmatic solution to the problems of calculation.

Astroboffins' discovery gives search for early life a left hand. Or right

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Parity violation in chiral molecules

There are theoretical reasons to expect that the enthalpies of enantiomers will be very, very slightly different as a result of non-conservation of parity in the weak interaction. Experimental verification has so far proved rather tricky, but measurement of the relative amounts of pairs of chiral molecules in distant gas clouds could shed light on this curious aspect of the universe.

The spatial symmetry of most physical laws says that when achiral molecules form chiral products, the system as a whole will stay racemic. However, it may be that the universe is handed, and that spacial symmetry which we take for granted is actually slightly broken.

No 10's online EU vote signup crash 'inevitable' – GDS overseer

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"I am not a technical expert ..."

That rather sums up one of the main problems of parliament: people like Oliver Letwin who appear either not to have the capacity to understand the areas over which they have responsibility or to be intent on deceit as a means to further their agenda.

Checking out what he studied post-Eton - philosophy at Cambridge - a search brought up a speech he made this April to the UN.

https://www.gov.uk/government/speeches/we-must-redouble-our-efforts-to-meet-the-challenge-of-new-psychoactive-substances-to-bring-the-most-harmful-substances-under-international-control

His claim that the UK "is delivering a modern, balanced, evidence-based response to drugs within the UN conventions" is unconscionable. Professor David Nutt and his team were quite clear, before their forced retirement, about what a genuine evidence-based policy on recreational drugs should be.

England just not windy enough for wind farms, admits renewables boss

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Re: Gardens for waste burial?

As it happens, I've been on record since the 1970s as saying I'd be happy to have a parcel of radioactive waste in my back garden. It needs to be monitored, mainly against malevolent thieves, so it would be better to used it in a small district heating plant rather having individual units. Piping heat to, say, 200 properties wouldn't be that expensive in city areas and 2.5 kW each would provide useful savings on the hot water and winter heating bills.

Critics always seem to bring up the question of cooling in summer. Air cooling would be fine. Half a megawatt is roughly equivalent to ten cars starting off from a set of traffic lights. No one seems to be too concened about the risks from that.

Dell finds liquid cooling tech on eBay, now wants you to buy it

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Re: Hey, what could possibly go wrong with ...

It's not immediately clear, but "pushed to 350PSI, several times their likely working load" presumably means 'leak tested well above their working pressure'.

Capitalize 'Internet'? AP says no – Vint Cerf says yes

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Re: Very simple

So why not capitalise the 'I' when referring to the big Internet which spans the globe. Then usage would be similar to that of other words such as parliament and queen, which are capitalised when the reference is singular and specific.

For example; The aim of parliaments is to provide representation for the people. In Parliament today a range of views were discussed. Several kings and queens attended the event. The Queen is very fond of her dogs.

The Grauniad has ignored this rule for some while. though whether this is because the editorial team think it is elitist or that they don't understand it is not entirely clear.

Mushroom farm PC left in the dark and fed … you know the rest

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... and don't you eat that yellow snow!

Aquaboffins sink lost Greek city theory

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Pyramids scam scotched

At a casual glance this could easily have gone on to become a ghastly scam like the so-called Bosnian pyramids.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/12/26/bosnian_pyramids/?page=1

A quick search suggests that the unwary are still being parted from their money on this one, the latest 'discovery' apparently being underground tunnels which have healing properties and which bring health benefits to those who visit. Aaargh.

Earth's core is younger than its crust surface

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You'll also need one of those massless pullies and some inextensible string to get it back to the surface. These are not so easy to obtain these days.

EU bureaucrats claim credit for making 'illegal online hate speech' even more illegal

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Sarah Bee to train moderatrixes

Many Reg commentards will remember with affection Ms Bee and her keen sense of propriety.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/06/30/moderatrix_off/

Perhaps consideration should have been given to employing her for a while as Tsarina for Decent Speech. Were she to train others in the art of moderation and imbue in them by example her wit, acuity and good taste this would bring far greater benefit than yet another set of regulations.

Rats revive phones-and-cancer scares

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It's that time of year again

The search is back on for the Yeti, maybe there are signs of life on Mars, amino acids have been detected in comets, and Steven Greer is in the news again with his miniature humanoid.

US power grid still fragile in the face of EMP threat: GAO

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This looks like asteroid envy

If nuclear weapons are ever used in anger it's likely to be the end of the line for much of the human race whether or not there are measures to protect against EMP.

Solar flares can induce significant currents in long wire loops, but the grid can be protected by disconnecting power lines in order to prevent transformers being saturated with low frequency currents. There are various plans for an orderly shut-down if necessary and we do have quite good advance notice of solar events these days.

https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/sunearth/news/flare-impacts.html

IBM invents printer that checks for copyrights

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Contradictory from the outset

Doesn't this need a local copy of everything in the world that has ever been copyrighted, in order to be able to do the comparison to check?

Assuming that it's possible to get copyright permission to keep electronic copies in the printer, what bandwidth would be required to keep it up to date?

Microsoft boots fake fix-it search ads

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When they have sorted this out, perhaps they could turn their attention to the persistent gentleman who telephones at intervals from the Indian Microsoft Support department to tell me that my computer has downloaded all sorts of malware.

Is uBeam the new Theranos?

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Pint

Good analysis by 'Danny'

The debunking in the linked article is a job well done. It's surprising that the real world considerations that make this invention worthless were in the public domain eighteen months ago.

It's also surprising that Marc Andreessen - presumably he of the IgNobel Awards - is said to have been one of the early backers.

Spying on you using fake social media profiles: One Scots council could

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Go

Perhaps we could have an El Reg competition

I've got a tenner towards the prize.

Lie back and think of cybersecurity: IBM lets students loose on Watson

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Saddle your horses men, head'em off at the pass

Check out this video.

Nerves of steel may not suffice. After watching their video it occurred to me that IBM + Big Pharma might lead to a catastrophe worse than the widespread and growing prevalence of antibiotic resistance.

I managed to recover the afternoon by remembering that the late Prof Sir David MacKay has left us a set of lectures which he gave on Information Theory.

http://videolectures.net/david_mackay/

Windows 10 build 14342: No more friendly Wi-Fi sharing

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Re: Adblock on Edge

one browser 'open' and another with noScript

I've been wondering that a possible solution might be to use a third browser/editor to enter bookmark links into one of a set of simple HTML files, one for each topic or area of research. Though it's not ideal, this approach could provide a neat backup scheme, because project pages would be more or less self-contained and could be hived off to reduce clutter when their relevance decreases. It would also make it easy to incorporate saved links in notes to others and so forth.

Konqueror might do the job, but it's surprising that there doesn't seem to be any standalone software to provide a note-taking and bookmark indexing option from/to any browser one might be using.

Brexit campaign group fined £50k for sending half a million spam texts

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Environmental directives?

I was no great fan of the 'Iron Lady' but, credit given where credit due, Margaret Thatcher's ability to understand the science of the ozone layer and to explain the dangers of CFCs on the world stage played a large part in the development of the Montreal Protocol. This secured international agreement on an international issue.

It seems to me that what is needed in the way of environmental protection is politicians who properly understand or at least appreciate the underlying science rather than teams of bureaucrats with alternative agendas.

UK.biz is still clueless at fending off malware attacks, says survey

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This Government has made cyber security a top priority?

It's well over two years since El Reg reported on the continuing hacks into NHS websites to promote the Online Canadian Pharmacy and other vendors of viagra and similar drugs. Adverts with links to suppliers of counterfeit handbags, jackets, shoes and sunglasses also seem to be popular.

A quick search for [site:gov.uk paypal viagra] brings up a similar selection of vendors.

A paranoid interpretation might be that these are allowed to pass as part of complex honeypot which is guarding the UK and providing leads on the villains who are intent on infiltrating the government's cyber infrastructure. The simpler explanation seems rather more likely.

Official: Microsoft's 'Get Windows 10' nagware to vanish from PCs in July

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Re: Timing?

needs constant help and tuning

Windows was boosted not only from small hordes of people who earned a generally rich living from mending it but also by the hordes of teenage Mr Fixits who knew enough to help out users when they were baffled, thus boosting their egos and social status. Both groups had vested interests and neither would have much to say against it; and many users would accept what they said. Microsoft would have benefitted by maximising their gains as well as its own.

Compare this with the situation where the software is truly first-class. Users don't need much assistance and don't replace their software as frequently. It looks as though Microsoft and its acolytes would, in fact, have been making more money by putting out optimally bug-ridden software.

Windows 10 free upgrade offer ends on July 29th

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Re: Sounds like a winner

Maybe someone in marketing read the story of Tom Sawyer and the task of painting the fence?

Router hackers reach for the fork: LEDE splits from OpenWRT

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Re: What we really need

Given the numbers of XP machines that for various reasons are still running, a router that could be tightly locked down and tailored to their specific functions might well see a decent uptake. Like other open source projects, though, it might face opposition for those with vested interests.

'Impossible' EmDrive flying saucer thruster may herald new theory of inertia

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Re: 'Cannot be explained by known Physics' they say...

If the lasers were tapered rather than plain cylinders then the sharks would be able to swim faster.

Stop using USB sticks to move kids' data, auditor tells Education Dept

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Re: It's not about USB sticks - It's the release of confidential data!

the consequences that will inevitably happen

Availability and (mis)use of data in the National Pupil Database itself is only part of the problem. Features of the RYOGENS programme also seem to be being implemented, although we hear very little about these aspects. It's not hard to wonder whether this will lead to greater stigmatisation of a proportion young people and the creation of an underclass, rather than the reduction in crime claimed by proponents from both sides of the political spectrum for what amounts to computerised surveillance.

http://www.fipr.org/childrens_databases.pdf

Google found 760,935 compromised web sites in a year

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NHS is still being hacked

A quick Google search with [site:nhs.uk paypal viagra] brings up a few hacks. El Reg first carried a report of the NHS site's apparent insecurity almost three years ago.

Here's an example:

http://www.sct.nhs.uk/order-cialis-from-india/

and the Google cache in case it gets fixed quickly for once:

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:e0elKN-q6jMJ:http://www.sct.nhs.uk/order-cialis-from-india/%2Bsite:nhs.uk+paypal+viagra&gbv=1&hl=en&ct=clnk

UK authorities probe 'drone hitting plane at Heathrow'

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Re: Play "chicken"

Isn't it time that someone did some work into ... the effect of a drone-strike ...?

Aalborg University is on the case:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/04/160413084310.htm