* Posts by David Pollard

1321 publicly visible posts • joined 29 May 2007

The Reg's desert XP-ocalypse aversion plan revealed

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Portable Apps

It may be worth getting a bunch of programs from portableapps.com and putting collections of different types onto usb sticks, just in case they are needed.

How to Poo on a Date wins odd book title of the year

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Joke

the person who nominates ... gets a bottle of semi-decent claret

It's a neat trick that, to nominate the book themselves. When the accountant/taxman enquires about crates of claret appearing as expenses it's, "Oh yes. Prizes in our competitions. They generate quite a lot of publicity, you know... Just look at the press cuttings..."

Middle England's allotments become metric battlefield

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Henry Doubleday heritage seed swaps

Here's a link to the Henry Doubleday seed bank:

http://www.gardenorganic.org.uk/hsl/

A few years ago, numerous heritage plants and vegetables were threatened by EU legislation which introduced mandatory registration for each and every variety of seed that is sold. Because this is an expensive overhead, seed merchants had been going to drop a slew of the less popular varieties. The Henry Doubleday Association came to the rescue with a creative solution, by setting up a seed swap club which has preserved this valuable asset.

Nil carborundum chaps. Bureaucrats and gauleiters can be beaten.

Exposed: bizarre quantum sibling love triangle

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"transferring information faster than the speed of light"?

The correlation that occurs with entanglement is instantaneous and does not depend on temporal or spatial separation, but that isn't quite the same as information transfer. Any data transmission is still limited by the velocity of light.

At least that was the case the last time I could understand it.

Google flu-finding service diagnosed with 'big data hubris'

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They need a man-cold de-dupe program

If the urban myth is correct, then perhaps they should de-rate accounts that come from men. And those that are written on Mondays and Fridays.

FORCE gov.uk suppliers to stick to 'open data principles' – MPs

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The groundwater flooding database

"Beginning in April 2014, targets should be set for the release of totally new government datasets "

Presently the Environment Agency's data on groundwater flooding isn't readily available. River and coastal flooding risk is mapped on their internet site, but they don't release any data for groundwater. National flood advice sites recommend that householders should purchase a survey, costing £24 and up. The groundwater database was compiled by local authorities and the EA at taxpayers expense and seems to have been turned into a nice little earner for one or two companies who have access to it.

Given that insurance companies are refusing to pay out on some of the claims for recent flooding, free and open publication of the EA's information might well be a good start for the open data proposals.

http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/business/money/Consumer/article1384264.ece

Apple pedometer patent filing cranks up the iWatch rumor mill

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Re: A retrograde step for personalised medical treatment?

Here's a neat example of medical use:

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/03/140319103612.htm

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A retrograde step for personalised medical treatment?

Developments in biomonitoring mean that personalised treatments are becoming feasible; from cardiac monitoring to matching drug dose to requirements. It would truly be a shame if progress in this area were to be hampered by patent wars.

Don't stare: SHRUNKEN Mercury lost 7km, but only 'cos it's COOLING

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Re: I give it one week

When diets have an annual turnover in the US of $58 billion it's important that no one comes up with one which does work.

Boffins propose brainwave privacy standard

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Like data the NHS holds, you mean?

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Power to their elbow etc..

Well done boffins. The problem now is to get politicians, lawmakers, administrators and bureaucrats to understand and take heed of what they are saying.

Samsung puts ultrasonic echolocation cover on a smartphone for the blind

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Let's hope ...

... that Apple don't try to block this with patents.

Amazon wants me to WEAR NAPPIES?! But I'm a 40-something MAN

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Re: I find that nappies

At last, a vampire who cares.

Bill Gates-backed SOLAR POO RAYGUN COMMODE unveiled

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Syngas, biodiesel and phosphorus co-products?

The process of making biochar from organic material is exothermic, so this invention looks good from an energy standpoint. What isn't mentioned is what they do with the syngas and oils that are produced. Depending on the temperature at which the process runs these comprise half or more of the mass. It would also be useful to have some means of recycling phosphorus to use as fertiliser.

The separation and transformation of co-products needs a fair amount of basic industrial chemistry and it's not clear how, where or even if this part of the process is carried out.

Tony Benn, daddy of Brit IT biz ICL and pro-tech politician, dies at 88

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Dumb or deceitful?

Much as there was to admire about his querulous side, for it did tend to make people think, his stated incomprehension about nuclear power is difficult to square. He maintained that during his time as Minister of Technology he never knew that British nuclear reactors were producing plutonium for the weapons programme.

There doesn't seems to be any alternative other than that he was either culpably ignorant or lying. Neither of these fits well with the principles he claimed to uphold.

Battery vendors push ultracapacitor wrappers to give Li-ions more bite

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Where's the inverter?

Isn't the usual way to get significant energy storage with ultracapacitors to use an inverter and to charge and discharge them through a fairly large voltage range? They may be good for smoothing when simply connected in parallel with a battery but won't the small change in voltage in such situations mean that only a small part of their storage capacity is used?

Google's mystery barge flounces out of San Fran, heads to Stockton

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"A staging post for some upcoming alien invasion"?

I for one welcome etc...

Global Warming is real, argues sceptic mathematician - it just isn't Thermageddon

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A worrisome trend

Given that the GWPF started out, as their logo testifies, with a proclamation that global warming isn't happening at all, this marks a notable upward trend in their estimates. Extrapolating on the basis of this latest claim it rather looks as though by 2025 their estimate for warming will be around 3.4 ºC, slightly higher than the IPCC's present mean value.

Meanwhile, there is what looks to be a sensible review by Graham Readfearn over at the Grauniad:

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/planet-oz/2014/mar/06/lord-lawson-climate-sceptic-thinktank

Apple to grieving sons: NO, you cannot have access to your dead mum's iPad

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A national escrow service is needed

Recently I've been involved with a survey for changes in NHS care practices for patients approaching the end of their life, the so-called Liverpool Care Pathway.

The suggestion seems to have been implicit that the NHS might hold Advanced Directives on their system. These have details of a person's wishes on care such as whether or not they are to be resuscitated should they suffer a serious stroke or similar. For a number of reasons I very much doubt that it would be appropriate for the NHS itself to hold such records, but some simple and preferably inexpensive way to keep such directives is needed.

What's needed is the equivalent of a locked box which can be opened if necessary by appropriately qualified medical authorities and which guards the data and reliably records whether it has been opened, and if it has also holds details of who opened the box and why. Besides an Advanced Directive it could also hold details of passwords and similar tokens. It shouldn't be too difficult to provide a one-way data path so that updates to passwords lists could be posted in as necessary as well as a means to allow appropriate access for executors and/or relatives in the event of accident or death.

Delhi police forget passwords to corruption portal, ignore 600 crimes

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Joke

And where did this ruse come from?

Wasn't the structure of Indian bureaucracy largely modeled on the British equivalent?

See e.g. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-16737162

Alliance for Wireless Power to pursue new 50W standard

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Boffin

LOHAN

Might the LOHAN crew be able to blag one of these to power the heater?

Magnets to stick stuff to tablets: Yup, there's an Apple patent application for that

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Megaphone

Prior art?

I have a faint recollection of seeing something similar in a British publication on the internet not so long ago...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/03/22/heater_release/

DON'T PANIC! No credit card details lost after hackers crack world's largest casino group

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Joke

Re: Should this headline not

Do you call that a chin-chin situation?

Million-dollar new disk tech could be USELESS for array vendors

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Re: Ironically

El Reg and the Graun have been co-operating recently on security issues. Perhaps there has been a leak in the spelling department.

GPs slam NHS England for poor publicity of data grab plan

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epidemiological research potential

Perhaps it won't be that long before data capture becomes a fairly standard part of illness management for many conditions; such things as blood pressure, temperature, pulse and a range of other more subtle measurements. Many diabetics, for example, routinely keep a fairly close watch on their insulin levels, and those with bad lungs monitor blood oxygen.

With open source software and data formats there should be sufficient uniformity for results to be pooled completely anonymously via the experts who provide personalised treatments; that is to say identifiable only as far as the medical practitioner in charge of treatment. Data logging could both improve the treatment for many conditions and directly collect data for research.

'Wind power causes climate change' shown to be so much hot air

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It's hardly reassuring

Given that the average temperature in the UK varies between about 5 and 15 ºC, the possibility of a 0.3 ºC shift is not negligible.

And looking at the satellite images of atmospheric water vapour content, the possibility of a "slight northward deflection of westerly winds in Western Europe" is not entirely encouraging, especially in view of the recent weather conditions.

http://tropic.ssec.wisc.edu/real-time/mimic-tpw/global/main.html

Rise of the (tiny) machines: US boffins make nanomotor breakthrough

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Here's how a bacterium propels itself inside a cell

http://www.plosbiology.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.pbio.1001766

Larry Ellison: Technology has 'negatively impacted' children

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Re: <shrug>

I didn't think they made them like that any more.

15,000 London coppers to receive new crime-fighting tool: an iPad

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Gains may be offset by the "Wal-Mart effect"

Recent research in the USA seems to suggest that crime reduction initiatives don't work terribly well in areas where Wal-Mart stores have recently been opened. Presumably similar trends can be seen in the UK.

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2014-02/uosc-ssd020714.php

The conclusion seems to be that it can be hard to reduce crime in regions that are economically depressed.

fWHoaR! Researcher crack eternal mystery of what women want in a man

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Boffin

Obligatory XKCD

http://xkcd.com/1325/

How many keys can one keyboard have? Do I hear 200? 300? More?

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Programmable touch screen anyone?

If someone were to write software that puts graphic buttons onto a cheapish touch screen and provide it with a range of get-you-started templates to suit different programs this might go down rather well. But don't Wacom tablets do something similar already?

DARPA hands IBM £3.4m to develop SELF DESTRUCTING CHIPS

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Field testing

When the time comes to test these devices, some of the journalists at the Guardian appear to be well qualified for such a task.

Tell us we're all doomed, MPs beg climate scientists

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How true

That's why prediction with hindsight can approach 100% accuracy.

Meanwhile, in the real world, models of one sort or another are what we use to see into the future.

Eurocops want to build remote car-stopper, shared sensor network

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Statewatch

Power to their elbow etc.. They've been working consistently to preserve and enhance civil liberties for quite some years now.

GP surgeries MUST DO BETTER on data handling, says ICO

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Re: How to opt out:

Although there's an argument that it's better to have one's records immediately available in case of emergency, this isn't always valid. My own experience, based on a couple of occasions in the last decade when I needed health care at the weekend, is that my treatment at the out of hours centre without my records was rather better than what my GP provided with them.

UK picks Open Document Format for all government files

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The Lawyer from Lima

Cheers to David Villanueva Nuñez who challenged incumbency with such clarity a few years ago.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/05/19/ms_in_peruvian_opensource_nightmare/

His letter to Microsoft is a bit on the long side, but then dragon-slaying is rarely a swift process. If he's still around maybe he could be asked to come over here for a few months and comment on the NHS proposals.

Want a touch-friendly solar-powered laptop? Apple just patented it

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Re: Patent avoidance

I thought the idea with patents was that you had to add something new to existing ideas rather than take something away. Oh, wait a mo...

Volunteers slam plans to turn Bletchley Park into 'geeky Disneyland'

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Re: A message from the target of these 'improvements'

Maybe an FoI request would be in order to ask what supervision there is to ensure that lottery funding is used appropriately?

https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/search/lottery/all

Fancy a little kinky sex? GCHQ+NSA will know - thanks to Angry Birds

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Re: Siemens

Didn't Siemens use their muscle to force the adoption of their protocols in the EU standards for industrial controller networks a decade or so ago?

It might not be quite right to cast them as the innocent victim. As I remember it British firms which used a different approach to theirs were likely to be forced out of the market by the new rules that were forced through.

Sinclair's ZX Spectrum to LIVE AGAIN!

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Re: Promise the world - small claims

The limit in the small claims court used to be somewhat less than the current £10k. I was stung for £2k at a time when the limit was £1k; solicitors' fees were as outrageous then are they are today. However, recent experience suggests that albeit a bit tedious, the procedure does appear to work quite well.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_claims_court

Microsoft to Australian government: our kit has no back doors

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UKUSA

Aren't the Australian spooks working with the American spooks together with the others who are part of the UKUSA agreement that Duncan Campbell explained to us yonks ago?

Elderly Bletchley Park volunteer sacked for showing Colossus exhibit to visitors

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Re: Bad faith all around

It certainly wasn't quite what I envisaged when I donated an early British PC plus CP/M manuals and such to illustrate the development of personal computing.

Israel defence ministry, contractors phished by mystery attacker

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Joke

Phew!

It's just as well they don't have a nuclear weapons programme.

Your squirty insecticides make bumblebees SHRINK, warn boffins

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Coat

Re: C/o Titling Department

You forgot your coat.

Army spaffed millions up the wall on flawed Capita online recruiting system - report

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Re: How much?

It does indeed require considerable experience and expertise to be able to spend such exceedingly large sums of money and to make catastrophic mistakes. Many of those involved have spent a long time training for this, climbing the ladder using the Peter Principle (aka, and developed into the Dilbert Principle).

THOUSANDS of UK.gov Win XP PCs to face April hacker storm... including boxes at TAXMAN, NHS

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Lessons of history

An elegant solution to American protection rackets running in the 1930s was to charge those responsible with the tax evasion in which they were also engaged.

Use strong passwords and install antivirus, mmkay? UK.gov pushes awareness campaign

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Is Trusteer Rapport any good?

In the section on online banking, Cyber Street's first recommendation is to "Sign up to security software provided by your bank, such as Trusteer Rapport". Just a few months ago Reg readers seemed to suggest this may not be all that good.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/forum/1/2013/08/06/trusteer_pushes_updates_after_cybercrook_brew_up_browser_lockdown_exploit/

My only experience of it is from sorting out a pc which was seriously snarled. Can other readers comment?

Staffs Police face data protection probe over 'drink drivers named' Twitter campaign

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... claimed to have "overwhelming support"

Quite a few people engage in activities which do little or no harm to others and for which it could similarly be claimed there is "overwhelming support". The courts generally take rather a dim view of this argument if used for defence or mitigation when such activities break the law.

Cicada 3301: The web's toughest and most creepy crypto-puzzle is BACK

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It's a plea for help

Working at GCHQ and NSA may be pretty awful for anyone with imagination, and also jolly boring most of the time. These coded messages are actually a plea for help for someone to write something a bit more challenging than the usual run-of-the-mill stuff they have to decode from trrrrsts, drug dealers, pr0n addicts and politicians.