Reminds me of the Björkbots making out in the All is Full of Love video.
71 posts • joined 18 May 2010
Reminds me of the Björkbots making out in the All is Full of Love video.
Scary stuff. It makes Asimo look quite lame.
G'day, guys! Life in Britain is much like Oz but upside-down!
"You know everything's connected to the web now?" said the spider.
"But I don't want Windows 10!" cried the woman.
Urchins with Uzis
Didn't Douglas Adams cover the pointlessness of existence in The Restaurant at the End of the Universe?
The guy deserves neither girlfriend nor cat. Or even access to bacon.
I'm embarrassed that he's a member of the same species.
Apart from the extra weight and cost etc, could a tablet have an IPS LCD on one side and epaper on the other? Just power up whichever is most suited for the task...
"There are two reasons to sue if someone stole your idea..."
You don't patent an idea. The patent is for an invention that implements that idea. At least, that's how it should work.
"The concepts of VAX VMS and Unix..."
Good post. Linux is now their spiritual successor for the modern world. No reason to continue using Windows...
Nearly, but that item's description pointedly fails to describe its display technology - I'm betting it's not OLED or it would harp on about it. Probably LCD with LED backlighting. (ugh)
All we need is a proper OLED monitor (and affordable too.)
@John H Woods
That was my initial thought. But if you picked up two objects simultaneously - or rather put them back simultaneously on the same shelf... (It would know what was taken from the fridge and therefore already knows the previous weights.)
The scanning sounds like a lot of faff. Though I'd be up for one if, across the door threshold, the scanner was the laser mist from Alien. It would also keep the nasties inside the fridge (or the other way around - keep them out?)
Otherwise, I agree: a solution to a non-existent problem.
"Or install Linux, an operating system utterly likely to leave an XP machine eminently usable and secure."
Seems an eminently sensible solution to me. Been using Debian for years now and never looked back...
If your customer base is in the UK and the IP address come from somewhere else, then this is not likely to be your customer.
That's a parochial view you're adopting of how people use the Internet. Being able to order from overseas is v.handy. I ordered bottles of wine from Tesco for the folks while I was in Australia.
I was taught that their is the non-gender specific possessive form.
Why not give TeX or LaTeX a go? Edit using any text editor you choose - no obscure binary file formats. Multiplatform. Source code easily available. Powerful and portable. What's not to love?
Don't know about Windows, but on Linux you can revert that useless and annoying Capslock key back into a Ctrl key (where the Ctrl key should normally be) by adding XKBOPTIONS="ctrl:nocaps" to /etc/default/keyboard.
Or get a better keyboard like the HHKB that, along with the Windows keys, does away with it all together.
"nickname of Vulcan death grip (or similar..."
The Ctrl-Amiga-Amiga combination is also known as the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
How many functional programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But they have to build an entire identical house with a new bulb in place of the old one.
I don't understand why you're sorry?
Did you read my post? The casual fault is bad EPG data. Yes, this should have been avoided by better software, both the software used by the EPG preparer - it should verify the data before committing to broadcast - and the firmware in the recorder should not trust external data even from non-belligerent sources. I reiterate, "to all involved: more testing, guys!"
Also, there appear to be a fault on your keyboard. It seems to be outputting occasional words in all-caps. Unless this is a wetware fault?
I'm one of those Sony users affected by the broadcast of out-of-spec EPG data.
It's not and has never been about a firmware update from Sony. The BBC article is factually incorrect.
Some knowledgable people have tracked the error down as corrupt EPG data from Sky, or its EPG data supplier, being broadcast on COM5. It would appear to boil down to a missing "/" in the data.
Other makes of Freeview devices gracefully handled this error; the Sony HXD boxes made by Pioneer and some Pioneer boxes (and a few others) choked when presented with this data stream.
Retuning using France as the location was a temporary workaround. They must use a different EPG ident or structure or something so the UK EPG packets in the broadcast stream were discarded and hence no recorder crash. You could select either Guide++ or digital EPG (though the EPG was still empty) to affect which timer controls to use. Selecting Guide++ while using a UK location did not help.
By Sunday afternoon, Sony, DTT and other big nobs had got together, kicked bottom and the broadcast stream was fixed. Everything seems to be back to normal now.
You can follow the whole EPG Black Friday saga here:
As a developer I know it's the dull boring bit but, hey, to all involved: more testing guys!
"Hadn't heard of the Price take before, really want to see it."
This adaptation of the book can be found on archive.org. Look for The Last Man on Earth (1964).
Ballbots? How soon before we can have Rovers chasing hapless humans along the beaches of north Wales?
That's what I was thinking. Ferrite-core (magnetic-core) memory was one of the earliest implementations for random-access memory. And gave us the term core memory.
I seem to remember many years ago, Thompson were investigating reading magnetic tape using a laser. It would have eliminated the rotating head on VCRs but DVD was already looming so it never appeared.
Put the two together...
I'd like to disable the pointless pre-introductions and post-title-introductions in documentaries and just get on with the programme.
Kylie Minogue. Though she has been in one of the specials which could complicate things.
Or for that matter Stephen Fry?
I've always pronounced giga with a J as in giant, gigantic etc. Isn't that the logical pronunciation?
Does anyone know the pronunciation for the Latin (or is it Greek?) source for these English words? Has the sound of the first G transmuted on its way into English?
Oh yeah, GIF is a hard G - isn't JIF a household cleaning product?
Wasn't this myth debunked on that fount of all knowledge, QI?
@h3 "The only thing I am bothered about is focus follows mouse with no autoraise."
I'm with you on that point. It is so much more productive. Ditto for for Alt+mouse button for move, resize and raising. This should be the default behaviour on all desktops, including Windows and Macs which are unusable because of this. Also mouse middle-click for paste is something I really miss when I'm forced to use Windows.
Is there a good reason why El Reg pages are fixed-width HTML?
My complaint is that it's only using half of my monitor's screen. And it scales horribly if I attempt to make the fonts larger.
I know, from personal experience, that creating HTML that fills the entire screen and gracefully scales takes a little more effort.
Just curious. Lots of other sites do the same thing. I'm sure I've read the W3C recommends that one should not make assumptions about target screen resolutions. Yup, graphics will look smaller but I went for a hires monitor so fonts can be scaled larger and still be crisp.
I live life on the edge. Otherwise there wouldn't be enough room.
My first was the colossal 20 Mb Seagate ST325N SCSI HDD. It came as part of the Amiga A590 for £400 I seem to remember. It was a joy to use after living from floppy disks.
I disagree. My folks are from an era where equipment had a single function per button. They fully understand this type of UI. The modern style of menus with control a cursor with direction keys and OK is an utterly alien concept.
As an example they had an old JVC VCR whose timer could be set from the front of the machine itself. Mum would have no problem setting this. She now gets lost immediately having to navigating on-screen menus and gives up. She doesn't get the concept at all. I understand where she is coming from. Simple things should be simple and complex thing should be possible. It seems things are going to get more complicated and using less buttons.
As the article says, press the red button and OK to go straight to iPlayer. Or it could even be on its own iPlayer button... (Hopefully Mum will comprehend the subsequent iPlayer pages...)
Tim Berners-Lee et al say a good UI design should not mention the mechanics of navigating...
Maybe that's a normal R2D2 but the stormtrooper and front door are very, very large. Presumably so all Google's big nobs can get through...
"...a man who is 5"6'..."
Do you really mean 5'6"? As 6'5" is 196 cm.
Go and (re)watch This is Spinal Tap (1984) for the consequences of mixing up minutes and seconds symbols.
Error in original article? Isn't a half-ton pickup a little on the light side. Land Rovers are about 2 tons.
Some googling reveals the 2012 Toyota Tundra CrewMax has a curb weight of 5,280 lbs which would be 2.36 tons here in Blighty or 2.64 tons to our septic cousins. Or in the newly established reader-voted Reg standardised SI units of 2 395 kg.
Sounds like a great idea. We already adapt our thinking to the ways our pooters work so why not? It would be an optimal format in terms of storage and speed. Think of all the wasted cycles spent converting binary to and from decimal.
There would be 256 pennies to a pound, or 100h as it would be known. 80h would be what we previously knew as ten-bob and so on.
Thousands or K would be 400h and be accomplished by the simpler and faster 0Ah bit shift rather than all that faffing with multiply. Or we might even agree that 1000h is the new thousand.
HDD makers would adopt the new units and there would be fewer complaints about apparent missing megabytes.
What could possibly go wrong...
It was a actually in reply to the attack vectors suggested by Charles 9. I am not aware of the server OS used. Debian servers have been attacked in the past but this was via a compromised dev account and not bugs in Linux. Bad configuration of the Adobe server seems likely.
Though all software can have bugs and be poorly configured, I'm pretty sure most are happier their servers run Linux than IIS. I know I am.
Or use a server that doesn't run Windows...
The magnetic field depends upon a molten core. It being smaller than Earth, the molten core cooled quicker and solidified.
Did you flunk CS? Might I suggest you go back to school and learn what an operating system is. It can be as complex or simple and one needs it to be.
The OS on a Speccy has no multitasking capabilities but really, really can be called an operating system.
Never found a need for Caps Lock myself. I always configure X with:
Option "XkbOptions" "ctrl:nocaps"
and put the Ctrl key back where it should be. The one at the lower left is a bonus.
This should be compulsory on all systems and hopefully shouty posts in all caps will be just for the die-hard ranters...
Fingers and toes? We used to dream of being able to use our fingers and toes. We 'ad to work so hard down mill we were only able to perform calculations in our 'eads.
I started programming reading the BASIC manual that came with the ZX81. It was all you needed in those days. It soon became apparent that I would need to know about Z80 machine code to make the '81 do something useful (and do it quicker).
With the upgrade to the Speccy came an assembler which made Z80 coding much easier, though Speccy BASIC had some really neat features. Being on ROM it was available on power up ready for hacking away some quick test prog. I still miss the immediacy of this. Nowadays, I use PHP to quickly test ideas.
Then it was learning 68000 to program Amigas and 8086 to program PCs. I want to look at doing some ARM coding when my Pi turns up.
It was only when I went to uni that I was forced to learn Fortran, Cobol, Lisp, Pascal...
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that the flat memory model came as standard with Windows95, though it was possible on 3.1(1) but only under a DOS extender such as DOS/4GW (and a 32-bit processor). 3.1 still used the x86 16 bit segmented memory model of MS-DOS.
As a previous commenter has said, it took MS ten years to catch up with the likes of Amiga, Atari and Apple who already enjoyed flat 32 bit access to memory locations with the MC68000 family.
It took NT before Windows had pre-emptive multitasking that even came close to the Amiga.
Program Manager was a dog because it only listed applications and never data files. The likes of Amiga, Apple et al had a filesystem browser as a GUI frontend. Again it took 95 for MS to do what everyone else has been doing for a decade.
And by a strange coincidence, we seem to have come full circle as the iPhone frontend is effectively the same as PM showing only your apps...
Interestingly, talking of Sinclair, you could get the ZX81 (and ZX80) as a kit and solder it all up yourself. A friend aquired his ZX81 this way.
I'd certainly give it a go, though soldering SMT components is fiddly...