* Posts by Someone Stole My Handle!!!

6 posts • joined 12 May 2010

Germans develop sleepy-driver car 'warning' system

Someone Stole My Handle!!!

dead married

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"We're married.... not dead"

Is there a difference?

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.Yes, dead men don't get nagged quite as much...

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Texas Chain Saw Massacre declared top horror flick

Someone Stole My Handle!!!

And what about...

The Burning. Classic horror movie!!!

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ASA: You can't say 'f**k'

Someone Stole My Handle!!!

Well

thats just fucking st**id!

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Microsoft rejects porn, iPad protesters fake it

Someone Stole My Handle!!!
Stop

Hmmm...

Your analogy isn't quite right. It's more like me buying a Sony DVD player, and Sony saying you can only play DVDs you buy from us, oh and we are going to censor all your DVDs so that they only contains the films that we want you to watch (unless you jailbreak your DVD player).

Oh and BTW, you can only use your DVD player once you've installed some software on your PC that you probably don't want and would have never installed in the first place.

And while we are at it, you can only plug it in to the mains if your leccy supplier is Scottish power.

Thanks, but no thanks.

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Queuing for an iPad? Why?

Someone Stole My Handle!!!

Cause & Effect?

** All that is aided by programming that restates itself every couple of minutes, for those whose vital tweet caused them to miss the key dialogue. Documentaries constantly reiterate and summarise, dramas labour the same points to exhaustion and even films can't be certain you're paying attention these days. **

Or maybe they do it becuse they know that people are Twitting and Farcebooking so they have to re-iterate everything...because when people titter and farcebook they might miss something so the point has to be said again incase yu missed something while farcebook and twittering wich would cause them to maybe miss the point when they were farcebooking and.....

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US Navy's plane-hurling mass driver in tech hiccup

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Or Emails

ElectroMagnetic Aircraft Initial Launcher.... Just emailing this plane to Osama.Bin.Laden@cavemouth.com

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