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14 posts • joined 7 May 2010

Google's Nest gobble: Soon ALL your HOME are BELONG to US

Bigpatc

Ads on my nest dial

Perhaps I could live with ads for sweaters and insulation contractors on my thermostat dial, but the day I see an ad for a divorce attorney, I'll know what's been going on in my house...

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James Bond's 'shaken not stirred': Down to trembling boozer's hands, claim boffins

Bigpatc

Only needs to find a match

With a license to kill, finding a new liver is much less challenging. Find a good match and go for the head shot. Bottoms up!

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Dubya: I introduced PRISM and I think it's pretty swell

Bigpatc
Holmes

I have a friend in Nigeria

I am in contact with a gentleman in Nigeria that seems to have money to burn. Perhaps they could reach a mutually beneficial arrangement. 28 Million dollars should cover a few plane tickects and Julian can front the transfer fee from the couch cushions he is sleeping on. Does Mr. Snowden have a public email address or should I send it to OsamaBinLaden@taliban.com and let the NSA route it to him?

PC

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Sysadmins: Let's perch on Microsoft Santa's lap, show him our wish list

Bigpatc
Mushroom

The only real solution for VDI licensing...

The simplest and perhaps the best solution for VDI licensing is to create an OS-CAL, similar to the existing RDS-CAL. The OS-CAL would grant a named user the right to use any Microsoft OS for company business. Let us decide on the back end whether to use Windows 8, Terminal Services or XP, physical or virtual to support that user. Then business has a fixed cost per employee to budget for the OS and I don't have to worry if what I am doing is legal or not.

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Saucy Star Wars strip show - sorry, burlesque - to tour Down Under

Bigpatc
Thumb Up

I'm ready to give in to the Dark Side

That Darth PVC has an open invitation to check out my LightSaber(tm)...

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The Higgs boson search continues ... into ANOTHER dimension

Bigpatc
Mushroom

BFG

I am ready with my BFG to kick some trans-dimensional butt. Any cacodemons sighted yet?

SD

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Reader experts thrash LOHAN's mighty rod

Bigpatc
Pint

Eliminate the back plate

Eliminate the back plate entirely. Saves weight and is unnecessary. Use 2 L irons to space the rod from the Truss, on at the rear and one at the end of the guide tube on the plane. A stronger connection than just the endpoint.

Pat

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'Occupy Wherever' movement goes transgalactic

Bigpatc
Terminator

Occupy Coruscant

The 99% do not have midichlorians.

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LOHAN to suck mighty thruster as it goes off, in a shed

Bigpatc
Childcatcher

HALTERTOP

High Altitude Low Temperature Engine Rehearsal Terrestrial Observation Panel

Every LOHAN needs a HALTERTOP

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Here lies /^v.+b$/i

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Mushroom

Amiga Homage

Software Failure

Guru Mediation

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Bigpatc
Alert

End of Line

DROP DATABASE Stob_Verity;

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Mac Lion's breath causes Celerra NAS storage to die

Bigpatc
FAIL

Affecting Enterprise Customers

I know of one 5000+ company enjoying the FAIL today. How often do you patch your NAS?

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US gov mulls issuing terrorist warnings on Twitter, Facebook

Bigpatc
WTF?

OMG - TERROR

My company blocks twitter! How will i know if alQeda is in my undershorts? I think it is really a solution to fix the federal budget. If Charlie Sheen gets $4000 a tweet, think about the ads around "Terror Imminent Subway". Can you say 5$ footlong anyone?

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F*ck you, thunders disgruntled fanboi Apple user

Bigpatc
FAIL

A salami under one arm and a weiner dog under the other.

There's a Linux penguin, a fanboi, and a Windows luser in a plane, and the pilot says, we're carrying too much weight, one of you has got to go, and the fanboi says, well, I can't jump because...

The penguin said he would jump after he updated his will. Being unable to decide between Emacs and VI he was parylzed.

The fanboi, lacking a crowd of lemmings to follow, was unable to find the exit.

The Windows user had his critical system files deleted by McAfee and was stuck at a grey screen.

As the plan neared the ground suddenly someone leaped to action. As the pilot left the plane he cursed the load of idiots so enamored with their toys that they forgot to live in the real world as the aircraft spiraled to the ground and burst into flame.

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