* Posts by illiad

1135 publicly visible posts • joined 6 May 2010

Outsourcer didn't press ON switch, so Reg reader flew 15 hours to do the job

illiad

Re: Let me guess ( off leds..)

only answer is thick tape to cover them... likewise 'disk activity' leds next to power leds(mine are tape covered!)

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Re: Floppy drives?

Bootable USBs usually hold an OS that is way too large for the DVDs on most machines...IF they have them...

also, USBs with linux, win7 images, etc, take up a fraction of pocket space compared to *scratchable* discs!!!

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Re: what colour are the lights?

to repeat....

if color blindness is involved, ** get a Janitor *** or **guy from the street** to tell you what color it is!!!!!!

illiad

and if color blindness is involved, ** get a Janitor *** or **guy from the street** to tell you what color it is!!!!!!

Doctor Who: Even the TARDIS key can't unpick the chronolock in Face the Raven

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Re: "I promise she is under my protection."

yes, she WAS under her protection... then the STUPID girl switched the tag!!!

Doctor Who: Nigel Farage-alike bogey beast terrorises in darkly comic Sleep No More

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Re: Haunted House... in Space!

**intentionally** bad, Just remember., it is NOT 'live', only 'playback' - that is why the Doc said 'something not right' - now watch the last few mins again..!!

Your taxes at work: Three hours driving to turn on politician's PC

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Re: But...

either the premises has a VERY small amount of appliances, and the 'circuit breaker' was a very small domestic type, just needing a *plastic* button to be pushed/ flipped...

do no one notice the lack of power???

Or was thier phone 'powered by the line' (not digital, just *ancient* ) or hear the client mumbling, " cannot see the compter properly, we have a power cut at the moment.... " :O :O

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Re: Really - there wasn't a cleaner or anyone else in the building...

NOPE... you forgot to get your client to identify the different parts of the PC... dont you know that even 'clever' people often think the *monitor* is the computer???

The peopl I hate are those that decided they did not need a *second* socket on the PC PSU, to feed the monitor...

- ONE plug to feed both PC and monitor, improves fault-finding! Nowadays two sockets are needed, and quite ioften the monitor is plugged in a long way from the PC plug! >:(

Doctor Who's good/bad duality, war futility tale in The Zygon Inversion fails to fizz

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Re: 1200 years?

You are not thinking 'fifth dimensionally' :)

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Blood and death??

IDIOT, you are missing the message!! If you dont like it just go and watch 'saw' again, you **hopeless** creep...

The moral message is that yes, war, death, etc, etc, may be nice for a start....

B U T after that, WHAT will you do, after you have gloated that everyone is dead .... what will you do , sitting in the poisoned heap of dirt... ???

GO ON, WHAT??

Australian boffins say Quantum Pentiums are on the horizon

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Re: (TM)

U don't avoid it that easily... :P

Qat - leaves of the shrub Catha.

Qaid - modern Gaelic football.

Qadi - Islamic judge

Music lovers move to block Phil Collins' rebirth

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Re: Quite

next time **actually*** go to youtube, and post a GOOD link....

Doctor Who's The Zygon Invasion shape-shifts Clara and brings yet more hybrids

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well, the NEW Star Trek TV series is coming in 2017...

I will bet it will be EVEN MORE messed up..... :O :O

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another thing, did anyone hear the tardis noise' at the end??? I will bet plane disappears/ blown up, and half our into part two, after lots of explosions etc, tardis appears... ???

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A point... Mexico is NOT in the USA!! It is part of 'North America' .. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Americas

Next year's Windows 10 auto-upgrade is MSFT's worst idea since Vista

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Re: Is the Windows 10 forcefd upgrade even legal?

It is 'better' in terms of comparing a new car to an old one... the new one is a bit faster, a bit more economical, BUT...

The tyres are more expensive, the old car ones are *totally* different..

The filler cover is a different design, it will take a long while to figure out how to even open it!!! :(

The company decided to remove the easy to read instruments, and 'go retro' with 'horizontal thermometer' displays, really fancy, but need good eyesight to see... :/

there are full 'AI' controls for radio, GPS, road handling modes, etc... but you have to go though about TEN steps to *almost* find the setting, and then it closes ALL the options if you 'pause to think'...

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Re: Anyone with any experience of GWX control panel?

If you have not managed to read their website yet, GWX is a *self-contained* program (it does not need installing, does not leave anything behind, just tells you the state of your win7) you just click the buttons to do thing!

NOTE! it is being updated regularly, due to more MS update changes...

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Re: The recommended update will still require the user to accept or decline before installing

I am sure that any Apple OS upgrade does NOT *downgrade* the quality of GUI graphics or ease of configuration... Apple users please verify... :)

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Re: Grandma is half savvy?

GAWD sakes, man.... A lot of 'elderly relatives' actually worked in computers or other tech!!! that 'doddering 80 yr old' may have been a physics tech or naval engineer, legs not working well, but brain still at full steam!!... :)

If they are savvy enough, they WILL know many parts of win7 and do not want change!

Whats to learn?

- where they have moved various settings, to a new *pointless* location??

- get used to the 'new' icons, they are 'retro' 1995 ones... >:(

illiad

Re: Only yourselves to blame

you dont have issue with the totally crappy GUI graphics? Or are you a win8 minimalist??

also you dont see it is just 'windows mobile' hacked to work on desktop PCs?? or you are not a serious business user, just 'pretend' with a tablet?? (I will bet you have not spent ALL day typing a document using a touch screen, hunching over to see it ...)

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No, sorry linux promoters, the *problem * with linux, (*even* the latest ubuntu!! :O )

-- is that for 'normal' non geek peeps, it is not quite there...

- All the 'buttons' in the wrong place (close / restore/ power, etc, etc...

- Until *ALL* websites can do without flash, it will STILL be needed! (the strangest example is the BBC, where I once managed to get Firefox to ID as Ipad, and got a BBC video in HTML5!!!

They seem to have noticed though, does not seem to work any more..

That and many other reasons mean that Apple laptops will start taking over....

illiad

Re: Get Stuffed!

erm that seems to be for win10... and other paranoid widows users... :)

Chaos at TalkTalk: Data was 'secure', not all encrypted, we took site down, were DDoSed

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Re: "Hopefully not Experian though, eh"

and they ask for ALL your numbers, even the one on the back - you dont really need all that cash, do you??? :D

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Re: WHERE IS THE CIO

WHAT ADS??? :D :D thanks, adblock.... :) :P

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Re: Things move on . . . (reputation)

It is a crying shame, that 2, or even 1 month later, the 'standard idiot' will have forgotten about the incident, and think 'hey that's a good deal, the ad looks lovely...' :O

Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

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Re: Tool

and creates a whole host of other problems, when your PA says it will not run the MS office CD....

Job alert: Is this the toughest sysadmin role on Earth? And are you badass enough to do it?

illiad

Re: User Friendly

yes, still good to keep you laughing!!! :D one of my first and favourite, you may guess from my forum name... :E

and no I am not JD... :D :D

Good news: Adobe bangs out Flash patch fast. Bad news: Google's defenses were useless

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Re: What do they know

WOW.... looks like there is 'bureaucracy', then the BBC! :O

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ROFL ROFL... I recently used my 'not compatible Firefox 28, (id as Iplayer) on this site... worked lovely without flash ... :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20654335

Of course when I change back to ID as FF, it claims its impossible... LOL

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most BBC video does... They will ONLY use HTML5 if you ID as Ipad!!

Ad networks promise to do something about the awful adverts you're all blocking, like, real soon

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Re: Do Not Move

I'll add to that... DONT use the same adserver as those noisy, moving ads.... have some brain...

In 2015, your Windows PC can be owned by opening a spreadsheet

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another good one..

http://www.ghacks.net/2015/06/10/i-dont-want-windows-10-removes-upgrade-notifications-from-windows-7-and-8/

everyone knows the XL one, maybe why we are talking win10???

Hurrah! Doctor Who brings us a bootstrap paradox treat in Before the Flood

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Re: 22nd century technology

Needed for the plot...

Also "how can I get my deaf-mute friend a job???" :D

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Re: I thought there was no such thing as the "bootstrap paradox"?

meh. Einstein was WRONG... Just like they said 'the human body cannot stand such speed!" back when the made the first automobile (we now call it a car..)... :)

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Re: I enjoyed that, with one reservation....

ummmmm, you DO realise this is 'fantasy' right????

and if it was NOT 'littered with ridges and valleys', there would be no lochs there... :)

lots of 'bits of blue' here... :P

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@58.4952083,-4.0097552,10z

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Re: Hmmm...

you missed the bit, where he HAD NOT SEEN the letters!! so he would not be attacked... :)

How long does it take an NHS doctor to turn on a computer?

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yes, computers DID have TWO sockets at the rear, so you could get mains supply for the monitor...

More cost cutting later, it was removed, now needing TWO plugs for every PC!!! >:(

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Re: In the old days...

83?? I think you forgot to mention that the 'mainframe' computer took up a whole room...

There were 'personal Computers' , but they were like comparing a 'bicycle' to a car... LOL

http://www.computerhope.com/history/1983.htm

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May ask what is the average age of these doctors??? My bet is not less than 30 or 40... Their minds are full of **important** stuff like how to make you better, to say nothing about how to handle the massive amounts of paperwork they have to do for every patient!!

I would rather a tech do the IT stuff, while I can get 'cured' by an expert, who most likely knows the inside of your body better than you know the complete workings of all the bits of your PC!!

illiad

Re: I still can't get my head round this one

I've got a better one... A certain manager I know, keeps saying 'the email isnt working' when the IT manager has has set 'monitoring' :) - she can see the email arriving in that inbox!...

You forget non-tech peeps have a different way of speaking - If they say 'it doesn't work' it usually means 'it looks odd' or 'it wont do what I want'... you get there...

"press that button'

"huh??"

"you see that green button "

"oh I wondered what that did..." - she thought just pressing 'enter' did it.... {roll eyes}

PHONE me if you feel DIRTY: Yanks and 'Nadians wave bye-bye to magstripe

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Re: Several points...

metal contacts are easy to clean.. add a drop if oil, or rub with an eraser... :)

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magstripe?? MAN, how 90's...

we dumped magstripe AGES ago, chip n pin is much more secure, well, you gonna need more that 'reader' to hack it...

As for NFC, the problem is 'standards' :( :( our London transport buses have 'oyster touch and go' to pay your ticket, means the overworked driver does not need to carry wads of cash (while being watched, shouted at, and generally berated by management electronically over his shoulder for going too fast or too slow.. )

so I get a new NFC bank card... it interferes with oyster.. hopeless!

Devious Davros, tricksy Missy and Dalek Clara delight in The Witch's Familiar

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the point of 'wearable tech' is that it doesn ot have to be 'one peice'... look at the pic of the doctor... WHY has he got ONE red button??? :D :D

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Re: Oh, is Dr Who back on?

heh, dont worry, plenty of repeats coming, on Watch, Gold, horror channel, BBC 3, etc, etc...

Doctor Who storms back in fine form with Season 9 opener The Magician's Apprentice

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If you dont want SPOILERS why are you reading???

well you know by now it is something much more strange....:)

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Re: UPDATE!

press 2 to...

delete all clothes!!! :P

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Hey, dont worry... This is just the **first** episode!! :E Its good to see the doc 'messing about' for a change...

And the BBC would have got twice the viewers, if it was not 'in the way' of X factor' !!

Missy was 'leading' the daleks, she wanted to get 'exterminated'.. :) I am guessing next ep, we will have..

Clara: " huh? where are we??"

Missy:" why, this is the nethersphere, dear... :) "

Or some dark thing about the doctor and davros...

Intel's 6th gen processors rock – but won't revive PC markets

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Re: It's not about the processors (768p)

hey try helping them to find the settings!! :)

in win7 right click on desktop, click 'resolution' , change to taste... :)

Cuffed Texan woman holsters loaded gun IN VAGINA

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Re: Breech Birth?

well, it does depend on how 'fully loaded' she was!! LOLOL

Dixons Carphone breakdances on graves of fallen rivals

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Re: Now they are the last of the bricks-n-mortar gizmo stores...

I am still shocked at the low amount of 'hifi' they have in my 'local' currys store... there used to be 4 stores within a few miles, now my nearest is ivybridge..

Yes, it should be called 'PC Currys dixons carphone world'... :( looks like there are still idiots who think 'rebranding' will save them! LOLOL

Only halfway decent shop is now Richersounds

I wonder if they will be able to afford some desperately needed staff training? the reviews are awful, scaring off the few that go there.... >;(